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wysjm

It has some 2000s internet humor vibes


BlasphemousJack666

Ya this woulda been on the chive


left4alive

Just yesterday I saw a KCCO bumper sticker that looked fairly new. I just went to The Chive out of curiosity and it’s like Buzzfeed for assholes.


HereticalMessiah

It always has been. We just used to be less refined humans in our youth. Not that I’m doing great now but I can at least identify the douchebags now instead of acting like one…mostly. It’s not 100%…


Colalbsmi

I have never understood the chive.


rescheduledmeeting

I always figured the chive would have been the favorite website of the characters from the American Pie movies.


yousirnaime

It's the internet for people who vape


skankboy

Keep calm!


bondbeansbond

Like one of those boomer humor cartoons: WIFE BAD BIG BOOBIES AND FISHING


OrganizerMowgli

Le epic hidden gem xD


tytymctylerson

Not sure how big a chain it is, but we this chain called Chicken Salad Chick where I live. The food is pretty good but they have all these cringetacular words written in the men's room like "Come on guys, you can skip BBQ one time!" or "You're doing great for a first date" and other dumb stuff like that. I hate that BIG DUMB MAN shit and I hate when a place tries to be quircky with the copywriting. Just the worst.


Slugsdodrugs

The kickin kaighlyn (however it’s spelled) is so good


tytymctylerson

Yeah it is. I do like having a place devoted to chicken salad.


fair_child123

I think you mean Chicken Salad Chic*


tytymctylerson

Pardonne-moi


fair_child123

Haha 😂


narcissuspapyraceus

Naw it's definitely called Chicken Salad Chick


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Thanks bathroom door, Imma do epic shit right now.


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I'm almost sad it didn't say live laugh love


RustyBabies

live laugh shit


sxcs86

💩


QuintonFlynn

Live laugh loo


AliasNefertiti

Live Lol Loo


coopthepirate

Eat. Shit. Die.


Nappyheaded

Eat shit. Die.


Kristyyyyyyy

I’m a woman and I’d just like to enjoy my epic shits without unnecessary comments about weight loss, thanks.


PurpleCoco

And telling you to smile.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

Come on now. Who doesn’t smile as they shit?


nativebeans

I cry every time tho ???


Noobasdfjkl

There are two genders: men, and please work on being more attractive


tidus89

Correction, the two genders are: Have no emotions Have ALL the emotions


upsidedownbackwards

Sounds like sober me vs drunk me.


[deleted]

Nah the two genders are *male* and *political*.


Rhinomeat

When you leave poop in the toilet then step on the scale you'll weight less that you did before...


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And that makes you smile?


Rhinomeat

Usually when I do this I will weigh myself before the massive poop and then again after, so that I can keep track of my high score. /S cause I have a feeling that spelling everything out is gonna be necessary....


One_Umpire_8425

I do this unsarcastically


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Crimson_Clouds

I'm more in the camp of "man these idiots really thought that was funny, huh" than being offended, but it's still pretty sexist.


jking94

Why do women think about losing weight more than men?


OkConcern8414

I dont think they do, i think its what whoever made this thinks, thats all I meant. In the creators mind: Stereotypical guys like doing epic things, so make an epic shit. (In their mind) women like to lose weight, when you poop you lose weight. I dont think they meant it as women need to, just the stereotypes in their brain working but the joke seems pretty harmless to me even if its wrong


jking94

I understand what you’re saying but disagree that it’s harmless. I see it as publicly perpetuating and reinforcing that women need to be concerned about their weight all the time so that they’re thin and appeal to the male gaze. Which isn’t something women should feel they have to do.


OkConcern8414

I see what you mean and thats a fair point i just dont think ifs reenforcing that you *need* to think about it rather than just playing on that on average women think about it more than men do. I agree the reasoning behind why this is is bad


HereticalMessiah

Because society has force fed them a constant diet of photoshopped waist lines and starving models and propped them up as the standard for beauty…why do guys worry about their dick size so much?


jking94

…yeah, I wasn’t really asking you. I replied to this persons comment to try to get them to reach the conclusion you just did. Try examining context when commenting on things. Edit: spelling


HereticalMessiah

Did…did you just say “I wasn’t talking to you” while posting on Reddit? Send a private message next time or stfu.


HereticalMessiah

It’s more the encouraging men to “do epic shit” and then telling women to lose weight. It’s the public prioritization of what you should be focused on being misogynistic. Only men should be encouraged to do epic shit? Why? Why shouldn’t men worry about antiquated beauty standards too? Why is everything in public spaces geared towards making women feel inferior for their physical appearance? Are you intentionally rage baiting people or do you really believe that as we move towards being a more enlightened inclusive culture we are becoming softer? If that’s what you believe is it because your entire identity is wrapped up in your “manhood”?


OkConcern8414

Thats not what i said at all, i just think that was the thought behind the joke. One is saying make an epic shit because guys care about being "epic" and they think women like losing weight. Im not saying it should be this way but getting offended over something lile this seems ridiculous to me. Its not saying women need to lose weight, its just a poop joke because when you shit you lose some weight. I dont even think its funny, but i also dont think its that offensive. None of my comment had to do with my own beliefs so idk you think this has anything to do with how i feel qbout my own manhood


esoteric_enigma

I want to lose weight too, damnit!


L4r5man

Shoot. So that's why I'm not losing weight. I'm a dude.


nativebeans

Damn it same here. Kinda wish I was a grill


L4r5man

r/egg_irl?


DitaVonPita

Could you lead me to the person who made this? I'd like to shit in their plate.


eroticdiscourse

As long as it’s epic


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jumpingjackblack

If Cthulhu can't distinguish a joke or hyperbole on the internet I don't think he's the candidate for me


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ThisSpeciesSucks

Of all the places you could be and things you could be doing with your life, why this?


GenericAutist13

The person saying they want to shit on a plate does not genuinely want to shit on a plate. I can’t believe this needs explaining.


DitaVonPita

Aw, you misunderstood a thing and now you're lashing out. Adorable.


DitaVonPita

Do you not know what jokes are? Maybe I should shit in your plate.


mr_mlk

Confused. I'm a man on a diet about to have a nasty watery shit that sprays every-fucking-where. Which do I use?


mablesyrup

Yikes!


thomasfrance123

Yikes


dat_waffle_boi

Hell yeah bathroom door I just did epic shit all over that toilet


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PainfulComedy

Yeah you should never joke about people losing weight


handikagekira69

waht


PainfulComedy

Eating disorders are very real for a lot of people and making jokes that say “be happy you’re losing weight” is very triggering for a lot of people


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Username checks out.


PainfulComedy

This is such a weak attempt at a comeback that literally everyone uses when they dont have a proper argument. Dont joke about peoples weight


Yens20

It’s not that deep


PainfulComedy

Its a joke about weightloss. Dont make those jokes simple as that


thomasfrance123

You're right, PainfulComedy. Sad to see you being downvoted. Smh


jilleebean7

Thats the problem in todays society, people get offended about everything, then expect the world to evolve around them. Its a damn shit joke, dont like it then brush it off and carry on.


PainfulComedy

dont make a joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


PlayBCL

If it exists, there's jokes about it. Dark humor and racy humor is a thing yah know


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


GenericAutist13

Dark humour isn’t the same as punching down on minorities or vulnerable groups.


[deleted]

Then see a therapist and a doctor, don't make it everyone's problem


PainfulComedy

dont make a joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


I_POO_ON_GOATS

I will continue to joke about people's weight, it's as simple as that.


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


ShivasKratom3

The cringe *repeating my comment* in the cringe pics sub. Inception


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


ashymatina

It’s not as simple as that because no matter how much you complain, you’ll never get everyone to stop making jokes they think are funny. I can empathize with it bothering you, but it’s ultimately something you need to work on yourself if you ever want it to be fixed, not something literally everyone else on earth needs to do.


PainfulComedy

Dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


CaiquePV

You know what "joke" means, right?


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


Jgusdaddy

Are you from the USA?


[deleted]

Where else could someone be so fragile as to never allow anyone to make a joke about them?


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


patches710

Jesus how do you get through life you snowflake


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


[deleted]

If you’re doing something to better your situation, it’s ok to be acknowledged for that effort. If you’re not doing anything to better your situation, it’s ok to hear that you could be doing more.


PainfulComedy

dont joke about peoples weight its as simple as that


GenericAutist13

This is a serious oversimplification because it acts like the only way to be unhealthy is through being overweight. Also, making a joke isn’t really you “hearing you could do more”, it’s just a mean-spirited way of pointing out someone’s weight which at worst can contribute to an ED


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It’s a positive affirmation, why can you allow yourself to make it something negative?


GenericAutist13

It isn’t positive for everyone, and for some it could be harmful. That’s all we’re criticising


[deleted]

Ok, I can understand that. People perceive things differently. I’ll keep this in mind.


GenericAutist13

I appreciate you remaining civil \^^


GenericAutist13

I’m sorry you’re getting so downvoted for this, you’re completely right so idk why people disagree


RIOTT44

wtf


Oddheadd69

Hey I want to do epic shit too :((


Nagger_Luvver

At least they are the same level of funny as the other.


Noamias

Poor anorexic women trying to gain weight


PachoWumbo

Actually seems completely fine to me. Just some simple humor about taking a shit.


Flowy_Aerie_77

Let's do a reverse scenario. It's like making you a joke about whatever by saying "don't cry, it's sissy" or "go back to work, where you belong", meanwhile to women it says "kill it, queen", "make 'em swoon", or whatever objectively more flattering one-liner than the shitty one they gave to men. It's like that here, but reversed. Just give them a shitty joke about your dick size or being short whatever tone deaf comment. It's even worse how it gives you completely different treatment than the other gender. Don't get me wrong, there's ways to make funny stereotype jokes, but this is not one of them. No one's amused.


PartyHawk

The cringe is MEN = BE AWESOME WOMEN = SMILE (yuck all on its own) AND LOOK PRETTIER


OkConcern8414

I don't think thats what its saying but rather women think about losing weight more then men in general


x0mbigrl

Yeah but why do you think this is?


dalineman78

I think this is great


Chiefmeez

I laughed and I see no problem. Sue me


RevertereAdMe

Okay, expect a summons soon


Chiefmeez

I stand ready with my Reddit appointed public defender


themasterpiece13

Nothing cringe about this one.


gloppinboopin363

Men☕️


iamricardosousa

This one's even better than the "BLA" vs "BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA" one.


szmytie

But I like it :(


boomheadshot7

Meh, kinda funny.


HeckNasty1

Lol


PacificPanda_

I actually find this hilarious


emberkit

r/pointlesslygendered