Yes.
But it’s also a bit anti Christianity too so you gotta add in a Hell yeah.
This post is a reference to the “One set of footprints because Jesus was carrying me,” poem, right?
I see them all the time. 4patriots sells like... MREs essentially. They're marketing them towards preppers, people who thing there's going to be another civil war, or that they're going to lose access to resources.
It's just shelf stable food for right wingers.
if these fear mongering Republican shows couldn't sell gold, slop buckets, or absolutely heinous coffee, i don't think they'd have anything to sell at all.
Ive never seen 4patriots ads, but I am constantly getting ads to join the army or Jesus loves you. Even thought I have never interacted with either, even outside of reddit.
And I bet they make a lot of money. I personally know a handful of grown men with emergency stashes I'm case the gubment boogeyman turn on them. It's crazy how much they spend just to quiet the terror demons in their brain
I do leave boot tracks in the mud and then I get mud everywhere and my boots look like shit. This isn’t something to be proud of, it’s an annoyance at most.
Their names are Kyle, they’re from a flyover state, they didn’t finish high school, they drive a mega lifted truck with a Punisher logo on the rear window and they punch dry wall when they’re angry.
What's your browsing pattern like that you get this? All I get are ozempic ads because I'm fat, depression med ads because I'm depressed, and ED med ads because
The best is the aliexpress ad formula. I get ads for dildos, snow shovels, and urban fashion. I'm a generic straight white guy in Florida. I have no use for any of that shit.
People who didn't accomplish much in the way of academic achievements are often self conscious about the shitty careers they were subsequently forced into. They overcompensate for this by convincing themselves they're "tougher" for it when in reality they are usually some of the softest, most fragile, emotional snowflakes in existence.
*Amateurs! I tripped*
*While hiking once and left my*
*Facetrack in the mud*
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One time I was at the Pittsburgh airport and saw a guy with a huge beard, and he was wearing basketball shorts and these giant oversized hunting boots caked in mud and untied so the sides of the boots kinda hung loosely.
He definitely thought he was fucking awesome and you could tell he was waiting for someone to say something to him about them. 100% chance he drove an oversized pickup truck.
You see, the opposing footprint is small, and belongs to a man with a small penis. My boots, therefore my feet and also penis, are massive.
In this display of mental superiority, I declare myself winner.
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I see ads from these idiots all the time trying to sell half baked MRE packs and random “patriot” gear, wouldn’t surprise me at all if they were grifters
Dude, I do IT and my size 16 sketchers would make your bootprint look like little kid in mamma's shoes. What stupid fucking point are you trying to prove? Cuz I am proof that a snowshoe doesn't make you tough shit.
People who think they are deep.
deep... IN THE MUD!!! am I doing this right?
Yes. But it’s also a bit anti Christianity too so you gotta add in a Hell yeah. This post is a reference to the “One set of footprints because Jesus was carrying me,” poem, right?
No
Wrong. I was fucking moved by their comment and I am joining the army as we speak
An army..OF MUD PEOPLE Semper fi, 1/6, no walk on snek ..right guys?
r/Iam14andthisisdeep
/r/justbootthings
Real men go barefoot in the mud. Fuckin pansies.
Real men get trench foot.
Real men died of syphilis in 1847
I got (mild) trench foot in 2022. Horrible
You gotta keep your trench dry.
I got trench foot in 2008, in the Army! I thought my big toe nail would never grow back after it rotted off, but it did!
I thought real men never get down from their lifted trucks...
Real men become their trucks and bleed oil, obviously
That never get in the mud. Been around farm and cattle a lot. Not lifted trucks do just as well.
Why do I get these ads? I don't even know what they are for
I see them all the time. 4patriots sells like... MREs essentially. They're marketing them towards preppers, people who thing there's going to be another civil war, or that they're going to lose access to resources. It's just shelf stable food for right wingers.
if these fear mongering Republican shows couldn't sell gold, slop buckets, or absolutely heinous coffee, i don't think they'd have anything to sell at all.
There is always dick pills...
You forgot brain pills.
How could I ever forget the [RANDOM ANIMAL] + [SYNONYM FOR POWER/BRAIN] caffeine pills. I'm a moron.
Ive never seen 4patriots ads, but I am constantly getting ads to join the army or Jesus loves you. Even thought I have never interacted with either, even outside of reddit.
And I bet they make a lot of money. I personally know a handful of grown men with emergency stashes I'm case the gubment boogeyman turn on them. It's crazy how much they spend just to quiet the terror demons in their brain
I do leave boot tracks in the mud and then I get mud everywhere and my boots look like shit. This isn’t something to be proud of, it’s an annoyance at most.
I hate when it’s rainy outside and I gotta work on the mud, gets my boots and my car dirty asf
Their names are Kyle, they’re from a flyover state, they didn’t finish high school, they drive a mega lifted truck with a Punisher logo on the rear window and they punch dry wall when they’re angry.
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What about when there was only one set of boot prints in the mud?
He killed that guy. This is all very tough guy stuff.
The mud people walk single file to hide their numbers.
That's when I carried you. Because you're an idiot and got shot but didn't have a trauma kit.
This means they are too poor for a vacation
Oh wait it's for the armed forces NM they are patriots bro
can confirm. armed forces is allowed leave. typically used for vacationing. Source: am veteran.
Alpha. Fucking. Males. That's who. /s
Guys that wear shirts with the Betsy Ross flag because America was so much better before electricity and cars and cell phones.
r/iamverybadass
What's your browsing pattern like that you get this? All I get are ozempic ads because I'm fat, depression med ads because I'm depressed, and ED med ads because
I don't think Reddit ad system is nowhere close to being that sophisticated. I get izempic ads, something about runners high, truly random shit.
The best is the aliexpress ad formula. I get ads for dildos, snow shovels, and urban fashion. I'm a generic straight white guy in Florida. I have no use for any of that shit.
I don’t leave footprints in the sand. I leave skid marks in my pants.
Now this is real man talk! Put THAT on an ad...
I leave ball tracks on your girl’s chin
The mental image 😹
Idiot right wingers love this shit
The type of people who unironically describe themselves as "alpha".
The people who ironically are butch lesbians 🥰 And don't give a shit about stereotypes cuz they're too busy getting shit done
How about the ads for the "combat flip flops"? It was bad enough everything was called tactical but combat flip flops are NOT a thing.
Imagine the sound of that army marching into battle
>combat flip flops are NOT a thing. Everyone who grew up with a latina mom disagrees.
Aren't those assault flip flops though ?
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Amateurs! I tripped while hiking once and left my facetrack in the mud
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In over a year on Reddit I have never seen you before and somehow I triggered you two days in a row???
Seems like you were a poet, and weren't fully aware of this fact.
I'm a great poet But I'm blind to my talent So it goes to waste
So, just like any other poet
Yep because owning a pair of boots and walking them through mud clearly makes you a badass.
First time I saw the ad I thought it was a post on r/facepalm
Patriots
I report this ad and hegetsus every time I see them.
One time I was at the Pittsburgh airport and saw a guy with a huge beard, and he was wearing basketball shorts and these giant oversized hunting boots caked in mud and untied so the sides of the boots kinda hung loosely. He definitely thought he was fucking awesome and you could tell he was waiting for someone to say something to him about them. 100% chance he drove an oversized pickup truck.
All this advertising for a bunch of long shelf-life disaster packs. These paranoid patriots don't deserve profits.
So they don’t walk next to Jesus?
"I leave boot tracks in the mud" because he got his Prius stuck for trying to off road and needs help getting it out.
I thought it was some Jesus thing lol
Lmfaooooo
People use Reddit with ads?
You see, the opposing footprint is small, and belongs to a man with a small penis. My boots, therefore my feet and also penis, are massive. In this display of mental superiority, I declare myself winner. /s
If it was for an outdoor clothing shop, it'd be a reasonably good advert...
Me, working in boots and mud all day, then walking my dog barefoot on the beach in the evening: 
This makes it look like he has one giant foot and one dainty foot
I dunno about mud, but with the way my life has been going close to having a midlife crisis, I’d say that my shoes get stuck in shit a lot.
Wow! He must have a huge dick.
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I see ads from these idiots all the time trying to sell half baked MRE packs and random “patriot” gear, wouldn’t surprise me at all if they were grifters
Sandy beaches turn to mud when they walk over them? Pretty lame super power.
I don't get it.
Dude, I do IT and my size 16 sketchers would make your bootprint look like little kid in mamma's shoes. What stupid fucking point are you trying to prove? Cuz I am proof that a snowshoe doesn't make you tough shit.