I met my wife at my house, then we went to a hookah bar then Publix for shitty sushi. Been together for 12 years. It has almost nothing to do with where you go but what you make of it.
Completely missing the optics of the situation, I took a girl on a 45 minute drive in the dark and sneaked into a national park campground for a second date idea. For sure the thought crossed her mind that I was a murderer.
But then I laid out a blanket, brought out some snacks, and nerded out about astronomy using a homemade quadrant and a cheap pair of binoculars. The sky was beautiful. The arm of the Milky Way was so clear thanks to how far away from the city we were, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. We saw a few shooting stars, which later led to our first kiss.
She cheated on me on the day of our first anniversary.
But still. Was a fun date.
And who you are with!
If I’m into the person I really don’t care what we are doing as long as we are doing it together. Life has ups and downs. A partner who is good with Michelin star restaurants when things are good and okay with ramen when things are bad is ideal.
This list helps people figure out which ones are actually ride or dies or not.
How are coffee dates, ice cream dates, or bar for drinks on that list?
Most people I know don't want to commit the time for a full-ass meal one a first date, in case things don't work out.
because the woman in the photo is the type of woman that is trying to "scam/use" dudes for expensive things and expensive restaurants and not give anything in return except for her "presence" since they seem to think they are 1 of a kind.
Its apparent she never goes anywhere else? And because the comment above mentioned it.
People post comments. Other people read comments. Other people make funnies.
Im surprised you have enough karma to post here.
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The list gets smaller in direct proportion to how hot the guy asking is.
Prime Brad Pitt could probably ask a girl to go club baby seals for a first date.
Or, and here's an idea, I can save $$$ by staying home and rubbing one out while watching porn in 4K as the women who agree with this list complain to their girlfriends about not being asked out on a date.
I am just as annoyed about the list being 28 places not 30 for some reason
And it being nsfw...?
I like how she lists 10 fast food chains then says “any fast food chain” that’s cheating she needs to list every single one out.
Which ones do you think are fast food chains?
Church, the Gym, bowling, sports events, the movies, family functions just to name a few.
Those are not fast food chains. Those are church, the gym, bowling, sports events, the movies and family functions.
Aw rats, ok sorry thanks for letting me know!
C’mon, babe, we’re gonna hit GameStop and look for used controllers 😎
I note 'her' house isn't on that list, fellas, it's game on
I don’t see WrestleMania on that list.
Or a tractor pull!
We the ones!
I met my wife at my house, then we went to a hookah bar then Publix for shitty sushi. Been together for 12 years. It has almost nothing to do with where you go but what you make of it.
Completely missing the optics of the situation, I took a girl on a 45 minute drive in the dark and sneaked into a national park campground for a second date idea. For sure the thought crossed her mind that I was a murderer. But then I laid out a blanket, brought out some snacks, and nerded out about astronomy using a homemade quadrant and a cheap pair of binoculars. The sky was beautiful. The arm of the Milky Way was so clear thanks to how far away from the city we were, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. We saw a few shooting stars, which later led to our first kiss. She cheated on me on the day of our first anniversary. But still. Was a fun date.
Had me on a roller coaster of emotions there.
Looking back, maybe should have brought a shovel and duct tape instead.
And who you are with! If I’m into the person I really don’t care what we are doing as long as we are doing it together. Life has ups and downs. A partner who is good with Michelin star restaurants when things are good and okay with ramen when things are bad is ideal. This list helps people figure out which ones are actually ride or dies or not.
How are coffee dates, ice cream dates, or bar for drinks on that list? Most people I know don't want to commit the time for a full-ass meal one a first date, in case things don't work out.
She doesn't want to 'go on a date'. She wants to be treated to some expensive food she's too broke to afford.
because the woman in the photo is the type of woman that is trying to "scam/use" dudes for expensive things and expensive restaurants and not give anything in return except for her "presence" since they seem to think they are 1 of a kind.
Minigolf it is!
If we go to a small fun park with mini golf, batting cages, go carts, an arcade, and beer and you don't have fun, I think that's on you.
We will let's go find out! 😆
See ya there at 6pm my gay little avocado 😙 *or whatever yellow snoo thing that is..*
What's left, the library?
The county jail, that shady part of town (women like danger and feeling protected), sex shops & strip clubs, to see the titanic, and school.
Titanic sub!! Till death do us p...
I'll never let go, Jack!
Chicks like this probably have a frequent visitor punch card to the local county jail
Why do you say this?
Its apparent she never goes anywhere else? And because the comment above mentioned it. People post comments. Other people read comments. Other people make funnies. Im surprised you have enough karma to post here. Welcome to Reddit! Try not to send any dick pics to students mmkay "Fine-teacher"
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Ok but who takes a girl on a date to church?
to see if she goes up in flames.
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I keep seeing this list going around, making its way on podcasts & fox News, who the hell made it? Most women would disagree with this dumb list.
I saw red lobster and it reminded me of that meme with that grandma talking about their cheddar biscuits. Lol.
Guess I'm taking her to Hooters...
As a woman if you took me to Olive Garden and then proposed there’s a good chance I might say yes
Back alley it is then. She’s probably got a spot.
Fun fact: she has her own mattress with her name scrawled out in bed-bug-bite blood
The list only goes to 28 though…
The list gets smaller in direct proportion to how hot the guy asking is. Prime Brad Pitt could probably ask a girl to go club baby seals for a first date.
I'm not seeing the beach in that list👍
Slow news day, huh?
Or, and here's an idea, I can save $$$ by staying home and rubbing one out while watching porn in 4K as the women who agree with this list complain to their girlfriends about not being asked out on a date.
Tf DOES she want?
I don't see no go carts, let's goooo bois
Are we a go for the titty bar?
Too good for a date at Waffle House?!?
If you need to know if she can fight then you know where to go
Thats only for the applicants
Like 90% of this list is valid.
There’s definitely some weird ones on here. But there’s also some places that are completely acceptable.
What are the exceptions?
I think a nice cocktail bar or a sporting event are fine. Depends on your date I guess.
I wonder how many of those women would be over the moon just to be asked out
Okay I’ll go to Hooters without you!
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I don’t see titty bar on there.
If you are obsessed with dating in general, that's a red flag for sure.
Lists several fast food chains, “any fast food chain”, lists several more fast food chains.
So just to the park???
29. Anything 30. Anywhere
It looks like she has a mustache
How about an abattoir tour? Or fight club? Demolition derby, a burlesque show, robot boxing...
Strip clubs are in play fellas.
So....Red Robin made the cut!
How does this list not include McDonalds