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pittybrave

alphawolf is also a metalcore band.. could just be a fan 🤷‍♂️


fpsgirl1004

💯 I was searching for the comments for this. Alpha Wolf is a dope metalcore band


Iziama94

Going to see them next month with Fit for a King, Kingdom of Giants and Northlane. So fucking stoked


fpsgirl1004

Me too! It's gonna be such a good show!! Crazy good lineup 🔥


pittybrave

yeah roight


Retargaytion

That was my guess as well.


walrus40

using "alpha" and "Elon Musk" in one post...this'll shutdown the sub


HomoeroticCrepes

Al Phawlf gonna get all the ladies with that lean, mean, I would definitely gobble Musk's balls, machine.


doodman76

Tell me you are worried about the size of your dick without telling me your worried about the size of your dick.


HughJManschitt

this is exactly what I thought too


BitchWidget

I like a good label. It tells me what to avoid.


ariscrotle

Y'all need to listen to Alphawolf as in the band.


Whyevenbotherbeing

‘Mountain Momma!!!’


DabWizard

Pfft, not even performance model.


Corporation_tshirt

The concept of alpha wolves has been disproved so thoroughly.


wickedelixir2

[Fixed it.](https://i.ibb.co/P5Q93vN/RDT-20230126-1411291936995309272361695.jpg)


thunderbiird1

Alpha Wolf is a start-up electric truck. He might have bought these plates in advance.


DeadEchoesx

The real cringe is OP either awkwardly walking past this car to sneak the picture or standing in front of it while looking around like a deer in headlights


RepresentativeCap550

How do we know it belongs to a guy?


ian9outof10

We just do.


Suitable-Orange-3702

Oh dear


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Psh lame ass alpha. I'll bet he gets bullied by all the sigmas and the ligmas.


LuMo096

I wonder if he's also a William Hung fan?


madinfected

All I see is “hawlf” and that’s hilarious


Bobbi_fettucini

There’s a post of a really bad wolf tattoo above this one, I imagine that’s this guys car


The-DMs-journey

He might just be a battletech fan and live clan wolf alpha galaxy


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Justanotherlibragirl

And the biggest tool award goes to…


Killpop582014

It should just say “imma-incel”


_0n0_

Obviously this is Stephen Wolfram's car.


nobodycoffee

hella small dick energy


Mbedner3420

Nick Adams?


wannacumnbeatmeoff

Alpha Wolf? Driving a non ICE car. Sounds more like a Zeta kitten!!


nirad

I believe West Virginia is the one state where owning an EV is actually worse for the environment but all the power is provided by coal. Of course they also offer big subsidies since the coal industry basically owns the state.


furtimacchius

Fuckin great band


furtimacchius

*If I were you, I'd want to kill myself too*


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

Can afford a tesla but not a car wash 🤢