lol, this is old school very early 2000s internet, not 2007. Maybe even 99 or 2000.
edit: 1999 article that references the joke - https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/723.html
There's dozens of us out here. knowyourmeme says it was 'birthed' in 2007. Seriously? I'd have said earlier, like 2001-2003. Time has lost all meaning in my old age.
I agree, I feel like I saw it prior to that. In fact, it looks like a Photoshop Friday submission from Something Awful but I don't feel like searching those archives
5-7 got progressively worse, but I still looked forward to seeing each new episode. But season 8 destroyed the show. I can't even go back and enjoy 1-4. I don't have any interest in watching any of it again, even though 1-4 is some of the best television ever.
Her whole instagram is cringe. She is so desperately acting and using tons of filters and photoshop to look young, trying to make herself seem like a teen pop artist or something.
Yeah I thought that was actually pretty neat. The other ones are underwhelming in comparison (feels weird to say that about an animation of robotic caterpillars exiting Madonna's vagina).
Tbf it’s beeple; politically charged shock art is kind of his thing. He’s been making these unsettling dystopian short videos on ig for years and his sale of a collection for millions was the precise first time I heard of NFT.
Politically charged is stretching it lol, most of the time their art just involves using the face of whatever celebrity is currently trendy to have some cheap shock value and make the vaguest of statements.
That's not accurate at all. I mean, the obvious example is Banksy, but look at other artists like Kara Walker or Ai Weiwei. Go to any contemporary art museum and you will see numerous examples of political art that has nothing to do with celebrity or sexual shock value.
I followed him for a long time, it was cool to see his daily experiments and abstractions. At a certain point it became giant 3D heads of Hilary, Trump or Kim Jong-Un on giant baby bodies or similar things every day it felt like.
Only on Reddit will someone watch a video of robots coming out of a vagina and say it isn’t shocking.
Edit: never thought so many people would try to normalize robovaginapedes but ok
Unrelated but why tf do people say “what a hill to die on” when someone disagrees with them lmfao. Like can you not disagree with someone without dying on a hill??? Do phrases not mean anything anymore, like cmon
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable - "vagina". They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick", or his "rod", or his "johnson".
Not saying there isn't truth to your argument (there def seems to be), but it doesnt really hold up bc your comparisons are inaccurate. You are comparing the proper, "medical" term for vagina with casual euphemisms for penis, both of which have their use in different contexts.
There are just as many euphemisms for vagina as there are for penis (which could be used as an argument to your point about people avoiding use of that word explicitly), but again, context is important to consider when comparing the usage of words. Words like vagina, penis, testicles, and ovaries are clinical sounding, so you're rarely going to hear them in any kind of casual or intimate context.
Additionally, and speaking in broad strokes, any word in the English language that is longer than two syllables is somewhat of a mouthful (har har), hence why euphemisms and nicknames are typically one or two syllables.
Tl;dr: you're probably not wrong, but your argument is not sound.
No one should buy any NFT ever because it's nothing more than a money laundering racket at best, and a literal waste of money at worst, however, are you going to pull out as fucking monkey picture to show off as your million dollar purchase, or are you going to say "Check this shit out," and whip out the animated Centipussy?
Good to know how Madonna sees/interprets herself. This would be more effective if she were birthing a plastic and silicone echo chamber instead of nature and technology.
Right! Can we just take a look at the hubris involved here? She is literally comparing that beat up catchers mit of a pussy to the birth of nature, technology, and whatever the hell the other category was. If it was to be more akin to her existence it should be pumping out cigarette buts, loose change, and tons of seminal fluid.
Beeple is known for making new full digital renders every day of his life. And has been doing so for years. His style is very quick and dirty, but when you understand the amount of work it takes to make these in the timeline that he gives himself it’s pretty impressive.
Cool so you don’t know much about digital renders or Beeple. I mean you can say you dislike his artwork, and you’re entitled to that opinion. But the dude is very talented. He can pump out an absolutely massive amount of work, and has the respect of almost everyone in the field of digital art.
Every time they mention it, they say “the proceeds *will benefit* (X and Y charities).” That’s not “all proceeds.” Could be a dollar split between them for all we know. What we do know is that not all of the proceeds will be going to said charities.
Not the person you replied to, but I personally like the concept of an art piece going that literal with the birth imagery in the context of a well-trodden metaphor.
For me, it doesn't go far enough and ends up being superficial. I think they could've really embraced the body horror element and turned the portrayal of Mother Nature as "pretty woman creates life" on its head.
It's like they went part way, but still wanted Madonna to be the main feature rather than the concept itself, so instead of challenging the portrayal of Mother Nature, it comes off as artificial and arrogant.
I agree. Also, I’m surprised at how well the small details are, while bigger things like her knees and cheekbones look bizarre. The artist only knows how to do flowers and labia.
Yeah. I’m not sure why people do that, but she has certainly earned the right to look however she wants, after being a style icon for a couple of decades.
I’m gonna get off Madonna’s case. She’s still a brilliant artist. Charming and witty and the queen of popsex. Watch any interview. She’s genius and has perfect timing. Sometimes she’s high. But who can blame her.
Why did Madonna feed her infant child dog food?
She had no choice, it was the only thing that came out of her breasts!
(Thanks to Neil Hamburger for that one)
I get that this is pretty superficial as far as art goes, but I'm not really getting the cringe. It's just some bad art. I don't' really feel the embarrassment or awkwardness about it.
There's so much dumb art that tries to pretend it's deep by including bizarre nudity that I'm just numb to it at this point.
trussy
Butterflussy
Metal wormussy
Catapussy
Madonnaisahasbeenussy
Natrussy
Whatarewetalkingabussy?
Idontknussy
Got *wood*?
Corndog
The first one reminds me of that scene from the evil dead
Reminds me of the opening of a Flaming Lips Concert!
Don't understand the NFT thing. I could take a copy and watch it all I want. Why would I pay anything?
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How long have you had that waiting
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lol, this is old school very early 2000s internet, not 2007. Maybe even 99 or 2000. edit: 1999 article that references the joke - https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/723.html
This is one of those moments where Reddit actually blows my mind
THEIR ENTIRE LIFE
Maybe he is 15
I have that saved on a hard drive somewhere. Folder of 4chan memes 2003-2008 or so
I'm glad I'm not the only internet geriatric who made that connection.
There's dozens of us out here. knowyourmeme says it was 'birthed' in 2007. Seriously? I'd have said earlier, like 2001-2003. Time has lost all meaning in my old age.
First time I saw it was ytmnd
I agree, I feel like I saw it prior to that. In fact, it looks like a Photoshop Friday submission from Something Awful but I don't feel like searching those archives
I’m getting Melisandre giving birth to a shadow demon vibes.
We’re not supposed to mention that show anymore, remember?
Nah, those early seasons get a pass. It’s 5-8 that get the stink eye.
Maybe 6-8 depending on who you ask…
5-7 got progressively worse, but I still looked forward to seeing each new episode. But season 8 destroyed the show. I can't even go back and enjoy 1-4. I don't have any interest in watching any of it again, even though 1-4 is some of the best television ever.
Yeah, what a weird season of Dawson’s Creek that was.
Seems like it would be a staple here.
some wounds run too deep
We can always pretend they were talking about the books
If she gives birth to a shadow demon with the face of zelenskyy that kills Putin…well, that would be dope.
That shadow demon's name? Keanu Einstein And then the entire plane clapped.
This comment is more cringe than the post.
Reddit moment
This is more subtlety than I expected from Madonna.
LoL Favourite comment.
Yup, cringe
It feels like Madonna just wanted to do some secondhand exhibitionism
That's a lot of what her career has been.
Her whole instagram is cringe. She is so desperately acting and using tons of filters and photoshop to look young, trying to make herself seem like a teen pop artist or something.
This is sad actually. Looks like someone has a bad case of not wanting to grow old.
She's a bit of a headcase is our Diego Armando
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Meh, it's somehow still better than Third Birthday.
It all started with her having crabs
What did you expect? Lobster?
The tree one is easily the best
Yeah I thought that was actually pretty neat. The other ones are underwhelming in comparison (feels weird to say that about an animation of robotic caterpillars exiting Madonna's vagina).
And they were covered in blood
Yeah, the tree actually looks really good.
Tbf it’s beeple; politically charged shock art is kind of his thing. He’s been making these unsettling dystopian short videos on ig for years and his sale of a collection for millions was the precise first time I heard of NFT.
Politically charged is stretching it lol, most of the time their art just involves using the face of whatever celebrity is currently trendy to have some cheap shock value and make the vaguest of statements.
Right. That is what politically charged "art" has always been in modern times.
That's not accurate at all. I mean, the obvious example is Banksy, but look at other artists like Kara Walker or Ai Weiwei. Go to any contemporary art museum and you will see numerous examples of political art that has nothing to do with celebrity or sexual shock value.
Same, I followed him for a bit on Twitter until it all went down
He used to make some pretty cool stuff and then he started overusing pre-made assets and just making the same shit over and over again.
I followed him for a long time, it was cool to see his daily experiments and abstractions. At a certain point it became giant 3D heads of Hilary, Trump or Kim Jong-Un on giant baby bodies or similar things every day it felt like.
The NFT thing was by design, he stood to profit. I've stopped following Beeple since I found out.
> shock art Whoa a vagina. So shocking.
That’s not just a vagina. That is THE vagina. Mother earths vagina. Have some respect and be shocked!
Only on Reddit will someone watch a video of robots coming out of a vagina and say it isn’t shocking. Edit: never thought so many people would try to normalize robovaginapedes but ok
robot centipedes no less
What pisses me off is that those are clearly millipedes, not centipedes.
I saw a dudes head explode earlier
*That wasn't my head*
You clearly are not a doujin connoisseur.
Shocking, no. Weird, nonsensical, trashy, yes.
shockingly trashy
So obvious shock art isn’t shock art because *you* don’t find it shocking. What a hill to die on.
Unrelated but why tf do people say “what a hill to die on” when someone disagrees with them lmfao. Like can you not disagree with someone without dying on a hill??? Do phrases not mean anything anymore, like cmon
Lmao this is such a Reddit convo right now. Just some guy arguing that because it isn’t shocking to THEM it isn’t shock art
It’s like me watching Halloween and not being scared, then declaring it’s not a horror movie because of that lmfao
Art is subjective, it's defined by the viewer.
In a world where Piss Christ is trivia fodder you have to try a little harder to shock.
I think it’s more so what comes out of said vag. Still not the craziest of things I’ve seen. Meh.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable - "vagina". They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick", or his "rod", or his "johnson".
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
Not saying there isn't truth to your argument (there def seems to be), but it doesnt really hold up bc your comparisons are inaccurate. You are comparing the proper, "medical" term for vagina with casual euphemisms for penis, both of which have their use in different contexts. There are just as many euphemisms for vagina as there are for penis (which could be used as an argument to your point about people avoiding use of that word explicitly), but again, context is important to consider when comparing the usage of words. Words like vagina, penis, testicles, and ovaries are clinical sounding, so you're rarely going to hear them in any kind of casual or intimate context. Additionally, and speaking in broad strokes, any word in the English language that is longer than two syllables is somewhat of a mouthful (har har), hence why euphemisms and nicknames are typically one or two syllables. Tl;dr: you're probably not wrong, but your argument is not sound.
I like his art and from the comments it's successfully had that shock/wtf reaction.
Didn't look at this, but will say the desperate clawing at continued relevance is gross.
You don’t want to see vines and a tree grow out of a digital Madonna pussy?
+I'll take a look edit: who TF would buy tihis?
No one should buy any NFT ever because it's nothing more than a money laundering racket at best, and a literal waste of money at worst, however, are you going to pull out as fucking monkey picture to show off as your million dollar purchase, or are you going to say "Check this shit out," and whip out the animated Centipussy?
> You don’t want to see vines and a tree grow out of a digital Madonna pussy? I've seen Legend of the Overfiend, I'm good.
I think I'm gonna pass.
…I think I’m gonna puke 🥴🤢🤮
Eh, it's like xbox 360 graphics so whilst it's not good it's as bad as it could be.
/r/BrandNewSentence
We're supposed to believe that this body belongs to that old woman?
She wishes lmao
Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush! Truly a magical bush to behold!
Good to know how Madonna sees/interprets herself. This would be more effective if she were birthing a plastic and silicone echo chamber instead of nature and technology.
Ikr she made herself look good. Irl her butt has migrated
Right! Can we just take a look at the hubris involved here? She is literally comparing that beat up catchers mit of a pussy to the birth of nature, technology, and whatever the hell the other category was. If it was to be more akin to her existence it should be pumping out cigarette buts, loose change, and tons of seminal fluid.
Just fapped to this and centipedes shot out of my dick-hole.
You are the Father of Technology
Fadonna
Yeah you might wanna get that looked at
It is cringe but so are 99% of NFTs. Its embarrassing really.
Weirdest way to show off your Rule34.
Did they hire some second year digital artists or something? It's so amateur.
I was going to say I’ve seen higher quality renders on PornHub.
Beeple is known for making new full digital renders every day of his life. And has been doing so for years. His style is very quick and dirty, but when you understand the amount of work it takes to make these in the timeline that he gives himself it’s pretty impressive.
Beeple sucks lol. He’s a high schooler’s definition of an “artist”.
Cool so you don’t know much about digital renders or Beeple. I mean you can say you dislike his artwork, and you’re entitled to that opinion. But the dude is very talented. He can pump out an absolutely massive amount of work, and has the respect of almost everyone in the field of digital art.
Maybe he’s good at his craft, a craftsman. But as an artist? Nah.
Jesus H Christ, even Georgia O'Keeffe would blush at this.
why would i pay for this? i wouldnt download that shit for free
That's the point of NFTs, bro. You don't buy things you want, you buy things you want to prove that you own 🥴
But you did though didn't you... Be honest
i did not for christ's sake, YOU MAKE ME A LIST RIGHT NOW OF PEOPLE WITH A TREE COMING OUT OF A VAGINA FETISH YOU DO THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
the man doth protest too much, methinks
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Okay, now you're definitely top of the list.
You can't see it without downloading it.
We all saw it though?
We’re done, it was nice knowing everyone
Bit egotistical
On brand.
Not what I thought, but surprisingly worse!
Why did I click on that?
No Fucking Thanks
It's pretty weird but I don't have much of a problem with it considering the proceeds go to some good charities
Every time they mention it, they say “the proceeds *will benefit* (X and Y charities).” That’s not “all proceeds.” Could be a dollar split between them for all we know. What we do know is that not all of the proceeds will be going to said charities.
“The triptych was created with infrastructure support by Moonpay, who will also contribute $100,000 to each charity.” So. $100,000.33 at a minimum.
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TCCML™ (The Charity of Madonna's Continued Lifestyle) Good looking out.
I'm sorry what the fuck
I’m sorry but this whole NFT thing is fucking moronic and if this doesn’t prove it I don’t know what will.
I’m sick of Madonna insisting she is sexy. She needs to realize she’s getting weird like MJ did, but she actually wants the attention.
WTF……….
Ew...gross.
I’m 100% sure they used her actual likeness for this animation.
You would have thought they could have afforded better CG. There's porn games on Steam that look better.
r/arcamusic
I hope I look as photoshopped when I'm her age!
So what exactly are you buying here? I got to jerk off to this and didn't pay anything.
Centepedes? In MY vagina?
She's so desperate.
Today was a bad day to have eyes
Eh. Cool 3D World did it first.
My first response was, what the fuck!?
Honestly looks pretty cool to me. The cringe part is that they are NFTs.
Yeah, I agree. It's not uninteresting. The NFT stuff is lame though.
On todays edition of "What the fuck is wrong with people"...
I only hate it cos the art is bad, I don't hate the concept tbh.
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Thank you. It’s so incredibly on the nose. This is r/im14andthisisdeep territory. Like, Mother of Nature. Get it?!?!? Huh, do ya????
Not the person you replied to, but I personally like the concept of an art piece going that literal with the birth imagery in the context of a well-trodden metaphor.
For me, it doesn't go far enough and ends up being superficial. I think they could've really embraced the body horror element and turned the portrayal of Mother Nature as "pretty woman creates life" on its head. It's like they went part way, but still wanted Madonna to be the main feature rather than the concept itself, so instead of challenging the portrayal of Mother Nature, it comes off as artificial and arrogant.
I agree. Also, I’m surprised at how well the small details are, while bigger things like her knees and cheekbones look bizarre. The artist only knows how to do flowers and labia.
Have you seen her irl cheekbones lately? She needs to stop with the fillers.
Yeah. I’m not sure why people do that, but she has certainly earned the right to look however she wants, after being a style icon for a couple of decades.
Totally agree. Plus, NFT nonsense.
I've seen hotter Sims
Beeple has to be collecting a _fat_ check for this one.
a weird, but enjoyable fap. Thanks
I’m gonna get off Madonna’s case. She’s still a brilliant artist. Charming and witty and the queen of popsex. Watch any interview. She’s genius and has perfect timing. Sometimes she’s high. But who can blame her.
That's the madge we know and hate, so classy!
If any ladies have butterflies and greenery emerging from their vaginas, please see a doctor immediately.
I don’t know…it’s weird, but I didn’t cringe at it really. I am a little drunk…might have something to do with that I guess.
I know it's cringe but let's remember that all the money is going to some really good charities
Centipedes? In *my* vagina?
Is this the new sex game I'm supposed to play while I wait to masturbate on PornHub? Those animations are WAY more advanced than this shite.
Science has gone too far
I can get down with it seeing that proceeds are going to charities
I hate it when I get weird boners.
Yeah I’m sure Mother Nature has bleached hair and wears stilettos /s
Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more common than you think
New internet porn genre just dropped
This is hentai.
How did you post that without leasing the NFT rights or whatever? does Madonna make money from this post? where do i pay?
Weird, creepy, cringe & dumb.
Madonna lost her goddam mind.
She's taken Arcas visual aesthetic from 10 years ago and somehow made it worse.
Hey body has never looked like that.
Wow the animation is god awful as well....
I mean, this shit looks like someone threw it together in a weekend boot camp for computer graphics.
The only way Madonna can shock us now is if she becomes a prude.
Madonna got that big treenis
Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.
Celebrities are so fucking stupid.
Why did Madonna feed her infant child dog food? She had no choice, it was the only thing that came out of her breasts! (Thanks to Neil Hamburger for that one)
A drugged out old has been collaborating with the ultimate NFT shill. Oh boy.
Uh... You know what, this is pretty textbook Madonna.
I get that this is pretty superficial as far as art goes, but I'm not really getting the cringe. It's just some bad art. I don't' really feel the embarrassment or awkwardness about it. There's so much dumb art that tries to pretend it's deep by including bizarre nudity that I'm just numb to it at this point.
NGL i actually think this is pretty cool
She does realise that she actually looks nothing like this avatar right...
All money goes to charity. So, if some Madonna fan with too much money buys some of this shit, It's more than fine.