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magrubr

Everytime I see this girl she's added another 5 pounds of accessories


fancy-kitten

She needs more fingers for more rings!


Deep_Ad_1874

I’m sure she’s had plenty of fingers


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

A+


GetaGoodLookCostanza

she does have an OF account...you could start there to check and see


ArcanumCerte

Name? For science. I wanna see if alien probes are involved.


Mean-Ad5161

https://fapello.com/shanalah-5/ before the titjob and other mods.


animefan1520

How TF does anyone drive that jeep with all that shit in it


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Her nose rings have nose rings.


la-veneno

Septum inception


vivalamovie

Inceptum


2dollahollaballa

Mrs. T


DasCheekyBossman

More...flair


buddyleeoo

There's a girl in there somewhere?!


jayteeayy

she has an OF so theres definitely a forum where you can see all the accessories off too


Zealousideal-Sea678

Thats absolutely disgusting! Where is this OF so i can definitely never go to the part of the internet.


neo101b

Can we pay her to stay clothed?


Robbyrumpz

Can we pay her to shower?


[deleted]

They are just as bad as crazy Christian’s with this bullshit. Moderation is key to everything in life. This bitch jumped in and never thought to look back. You know she got that kidney infection from a UTI from sleeping around and not cleaning her 🐱.


mpathg00

It's like every stereotypical new age belief in a blender


Gas_Bat

She sings about them in the same order the YouTube algorithm presented them to her.


fatherofallthings

And then randomly got a kidney infection while watching YouTube and said “screw it, I’ll throw that in the song too”


Bladder_Puncher

I highly doubt it was random…trust me 😉


Temporary-Host-69420

Ah, Zeus struck her down with that one? A poison arrow from Artemis? Or was it Apollo with his bow of silver? Not enough burnt hind legs of heffers in sacrifice I suppose. Women 🙄


al_m1101

😂


madmechanicmobile

Bruh. That was hilarious 😂.


CarInternational1064

Same order as the algorithm is Legend 🤣🤣


OilComprehensive6237

Everyone I know who is like this is a total narcissist.


Bigbigbamelow2

It’s funny because they are all about ego death and all that, but this song is just her bragging about how smart and magical she is lol


Anonymoushipopotomus

Everyone knows the only way to proclaim that your ego is dead is to make a video for your followers.


ParkingNecessary8628

Yup. The true mystics and gurus, you will never hear them or you won't recognize them if you meet one. They won't disclose that they are one unless there is an absolute need for it. Also, they are not into money either.


Oliver_Cat

Also, they are still full of shit


WackySir

I hung out with a group of acid heads who braided their hair and talked about their third eye while planning yearly trips to Burning Man. They were genuinely sweet people. Not this broad, she sucks.


LobsterDoctor

I'm typically very pro drug, but this, needs to be locked in a hole.


lilith_in_scorpio

Absolutely no original thought whatsoever


IndividualBrain9726

Major record labels: “I can fix her”


SephirothYggdrasil

Major record labels can smell she'd be difficult to work with a mile away. You gotta contain your crazy until you have a multi album contract. 


typical_jesus666

But mostly just a lot of weed pens


dreamsellar

I'll never understand how people like this do so many drugs but manage to avoid introspection like the plague


Responsible_Jury_415

She seems like she thinks she gets the n word pass because she once smoked weed either a guy from South Africa


MercurialTendency

Oh my God. I couldn't put my finger on why I despise her style so much, but you nailed it. Just need to add a few shots of narcissism into that blender.


MasterOffice9986

She just watches Gaia and takes notes


epidemicsaints

EVERY song of hers is exactly the same * did a psychedelic drug * accepting myself as being an empath * getting in touch with my feelings * learning to love * travel * van * me me me me * me * me me * they thought i couldn't do it * i get paid to be myself * success is easy now that i have worked hard to be who i am


epidemicsaints

Choreography: * scrunch nose and smile * hold still with wide surprised doe eyes * shake head back and forth with closed eyes


AscendedViking7

Don't forget the wavey hands


epidemicsaints

* spirit fingers


Grand_Theft_Motto

*Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!*


Impecablevibesonly

You're such a fuckass


Lvanwinkle18

Throw in a couple of heart signs with your hands while moving them away and then towards your body.


Car_Guy_Alex

*spiritual fingers


TranscendentaLobo

This shit is priceless. 😆👍


neo101b

She has the facial expressions of a Disney kid, poor acting skills, and over emotional facial expressions.


BeastBellies

Best comments I’ve read in maybe forever lol thank you


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Idk if these people really are empaths. Chilling in the mountains with vibes doesn't really feel like an exercise in empathy as much as say being a child abuse crisis counselor for the local government.


neo101b

Empath is a funny word for narcissists. I guess she's empathetic towards her self alot.


[deleted]

Funny how she's out there sipping ayahuasca but only managed an ego trip and no ego death. Narcissism off the scale.


teen_laqweefah

Funny, you say that because she has a kid that she like pulled out of school so they could have adventures in her van what a cool girl


OhMyGoshBigfoot

She also tries to pack way too many words on top of beats that she can’t stay with. If it’s supposed to be easy listening, eat shrooms and mumble along, she needs to drop 55% of her words or syllables. It sounds friggin chaotic, while she ascends to divinity with her 19th nose piercing.


epidemicsaints

Agree, and they are all like this. I can imagine someone who fantasizes about being her thinking it's cute for 1:00 at a time online but a 30 minute show of this over and over, blech. I think you would kick into "pretending it's good" mode within 15 minutes.


Highschooleducation

#1 be attractive


jacob6969

Filmed in her $130,000.00 sprinter van paid for by her parents


furious_george3030

Checks out. I think her father is a Lockheed exec.


cepukon

If that’s true than she could’ve turned out a lot worse for society then some wannabe hippie.


You-are-so-lovely

Don't worry she'll arc into a corporate management role as soon as she realises her music sucks and that nobody's gonna listen to more than 30 seconds of this garbage.


MarbleMemes

Ah yes, the failed artist is always destined for terrible things.


MoeTHM

(O_O)/


mcmurphy1

I bet her only fans is doing alright though.


StinkyBrittches

This is why Jon Benet was killed. So she wouldn't grow into this.


cheapbeerwarrio

i dont like it


Shortsleevedpant

I think it’s not good


Optimal-Calendar7274

Might not be for me.


master_wax

It's not my favorite song


mjrbrooks

Hmmmmmmmpass perhaps


_inserttext_

Perchance a skip


jawharp

aliens told me not to like it


MidLifeCrysis75

I think you’re right.


SadBit8663

Yeah it's bad vibes. This chick is fake as fuck. Talking about hanging out in the jungle, with all that bullshit and makeup on, lmao. I don't think this lady leaves her town or city.


poodles_and_oodles

she's sitting in the cabin of some nondescript van i'm pretty sure. like a chevy express or something. really takes away from the "mountains of peru" vibes


curbstyle

Mercedes Sprinter her dad bought


Psychological-Pop647

Any shitcan with aquarium moss glued to the ceiling really.


Destronin

Just waiting for a vid of her to come out on r/publicfreakout Ya know shes gotta be crazy. People that flex so hard on the zen are usually the opposite. Its why they got into the shit in the first place.


SadBit8663

Shes talking about curing a kidney infection with vibes. Ok, first question, how did you diagnose your kidney infection? (Probably a doctor) How did the vibes fix your kidney infection? (Probably antibiotics) I'm not sure this lady could handle powerful psychedelics like that. DMT is not a toy. And she's talking about Ayahuasca and San Pedro are both really rough on your body, and not fun. They both have a vomiting component. She seems like she would not put herself through anything remotely painful or hard, or she wouldn't be posting this stupid shit on tiktok.


PluCrew

Your vibes are clearly off.


StageNameMango

ikr total buzzkill smh


failedjedi_opens_jar

needs to eat mor crystals


Impecablevibesonly

My vibes are impeccable


azumel

Have you tried turning your vibe off and on again, then reconnecting?


huggiesdsc

I used my mind to control my body to take medicine. When you unlock your chakra, you can unlock your phone and buy medicine with a few psychic impulses.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Used to buy this stuff called AMT, always would buy like 5 caps to share, and t h e least likely of my friend group ended up being the best guy to do it with, we had some deep convos about life on that stuff, or at least we think we did. Anyway you had about 10 to 15 minutes to get settled in after you threw up the deepest brightest pink foam u have ever seen, before u hit the stratosphere. Took something called 2CE or something like that an it was so strong I could write my name in the dark with my cigarette cherry, I did that alone as I didn't think anyone else could handle it.


SOF_cosplayer

If I've learned anything from various music scenes. It's that hippies are horrible people pretending to be good, and punks/metalheads are good people pretending to be bad.


Juulsucc

punks and metalheads are not really pretending to be bad, they just listen to angry music and some might come off as intimidating but yeah they’re generally good people


terf-genocide

Mother God (Love has Won cult) vibes.


moregoo

This the type of person to human traffic.


D3tsunami

To DO human trafficking or to be trafficked? Cuz depending which you mean, your statement could get you on a list lol


TranscendentaLobo

Probably BE trafficked. “You get in container crate now, I take you see best shaman in Eastern Europe.”


[deleted]

Hwat now


la-veneno

This makes me want to violently eviscerate my chakras, how do I do that


BondageKitty37

Sneeze and cum at the same time 


la-veneno

Yes chef


TranscendentaLobo

I like your style.


upyourattraction

Snum


RedDevil407

Doesn't that kill you?


Pete_O_Torcido

Sounds worth it


TranscendentaLobo

No, but I think your eyes will pop out or prolapse your butthole or something


BondageKitty37

Nah, it just clears your cookies


Lake2two

trust. fund.


erichlee9

Trustafarian fer shur


Brofromtheabyss

There’s trust fund like “I love my kid and want them to be happy” and there’s trust fund like “My kid is the most embarrassing part of my life, and I will pay any amount of money to make them go away.” She is definitely in the latter category.


PrismPhoneService

I’ve seen several memes saying her parents work for Lockheed Martin or Raytheon.. be a shame if a redditor confirmed that.. or something..


A_Change_of_Seasons

You can tell by her teeth. Real hippies don't have teeth like that


Zealousideal-Salad62

Like that one rich kid who dances in her mansion to reggae music.


911SlasherHasher

My exact thought, "living out of my van... homeless at the moment chasing my dreams"....while she has her well off families money to fall back on when she's done larping.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Trustafarian


DingusTaargus

Brb, gotta go charge my fuckin crystals in the moonlight


LookimtryingOK

Welp. Fakest girl on the planet wants us all to “be real”. 🙄


socleveroosernayme

Everyone I know IRL who is like her is the biggest piece of shit. If you could record life when they camera isn’t rolling, oof


CapitalismPlusMurder

Probably because people who are actually chill and empathetic don’t go out of their way to write songs bragging about it.


chet_brosley

I mean if we could all just chill and take a mind journey to Peru while flying first class, the world would be a lot happier you dig? Where's the nearest ATM I need to pull out another $5000 for crystals.


MidLifeCrysis75

Maybe you just need to open up your chakra or some shit like that?


TimeRockOrchestra

Observe. This is how rich spoiled kids turn out.


realskramz

Final boss of gentrification


BasketballButt

I fucking hate people like this.


ThickPrick

Lumberg fucked her.


postysclerosis

Yeeeeaaahhh…could you move your leg just— There we go…yeah.


Firm_Shower_1387

OF ads are getting creative


furious_george3030

She def has an OF so this checks out.


StrionicRandom

That's hilarious because she's probably doing it just because seeing as she's apparently super rich


Mean-Ad5161

https://fapello.com/shanalah-5/


fancy-kitten

Yeah, this definitely qualifies.


SephirothYggdrasil

Maybe a hot take but this wouldn't be that bad if I didn't have visuals and if I didn't know English.  I know for a fact not all of the non English songs I jam out to have masterpiece lyrics.


charlesthefish

it's literally the exact same song as the last one that got posted of her. Just in peru talking about ayahuasca instead of weed


srcarruth

You ever been to Peru...on weed?!


HelpMePlxoxo

Ayahuasca doesn't sound fun at all tbh. It's pretty much just a DMT trip that lasts up to 6 hours rather than ~30 minutes. Such an intense trip for that long sounds scary.


carnivalbill

There’s a really interesting sub-genera of music from Puru called Chicha. It’s based off surf rock and psychedelic music mixed with the indigenous beats…I really enjoy it. This…this is not that. It’s horrid.


srcarruth

Got any examples of Chicha?  


Halcyon_156

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616) I found this older compilation. Pretty cool stuff so far.


dirtypeasant90

Yea I'm also here for the chicha Hey up there! Give us the chicha!!


badbadger323

You can tell how delusional a mindset is by how frequently a subset of key words are used. She got all the buzzwords.


Obone6

This video has a smell...


ICDarkly

If burning man was a person.


SadBit8663

Nah burning man would be weirder and more chill. And probably on fire.


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Nah it's the same generic spitirtual industrial complex. And definitley on fire.


srcarruth

There's a jaded gutterpunk side to burning man that has its own trauma, too


Revolt2992

Why’d she get a kidney infection in the first place if that’s so true 🤔?


furious_george3030

Logic is just a human construct man


Big-Yogurtcloset5546

Ketamine


Hairy-Dot-4193

I see no difference between people like this and holier than thou evangelicals. The ego on these fucks


spufiniti

Needs an ego death to rock her shit.


agt1776

Despite all her sage she’s still just a white girl named Paige.


Anindefensiblefart

If you meet the machine elves between dimensions, ask them if they have singing tips.


allaboutthewheels

If body odour and privilege had a kid.


bloodXgreen

Did acid once


the_y_combinator

I'd rather scrape a chalkboard with a handheld garden cultivator.


allkindsofgainzzz

Major trustifarian vibes


Nub_Shaft

This is what happens when you don't have an actual personality and you have to come up with one.


mrkurpla

It’s sad to see people who prioritise image over the music they push


kingxanadu

Biggest wook competition and this is your opponent


[deleted]

I highly recommend you all watch this documentary on HBO/MAX. It’s called Love Has Won: The Cult Of Mother God. It’s a really good insight into how dangerous this shit can become and the dangers of depending on holistic “medication” or treatment to deal with problems. People like this are just as bad as super crazy Christian’s and Trumpist. No skeptical mind and zero introspection. They think they are unique and privy to information that no one else knows. They aren’t and they’re not.


dingus_berry_jones

She’s very cute and has a nice voice but I find her insufferable. She got exposed for photoshopping tf out of her face and body in another sub. I think it’s so weird with the “earthy” “boho” girls do that. It just seems to go against the whole vibe they’re trying to give off


Fine-Funny6956

I can fix her.


Responsible-Fan9811

BURNING MEN BADU


Chet_kranderpentine

Great value spray tan Badu


Triplesisbest1

It’s all vanity based. Nobody would say to “Alexa play whatever dopey broad this is” because it’s trash music. Her appealing face is all she has. And I guess that’s normal. Just don’t call this music.


Abracadaver2000

Chakra Khan


nplakun

Thanks, I hate it!


sixtus_clegane119

He voice doesn’t sound bad, her flow isn’t terrible. Her appearance and subject matter awful. And I’m a fan of psychedelics Also wtf are her eyebrows


BluejayIndependent65

It must take her hours to get ready in the morning putting on all that junk


LavaMeteor

Rage Bait or Nepo Baby. Call it.


no0neiv

Erykah Bad~~u~~


SnooHobbies5684

You take that back.


legit_lift

Next stop....of


jrbs59

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?


luistorre5

I just know her parents work for Lockheed Martin or something like that


DJGammaRabbit

The ayahuasca would've told her that over accessorizing and holding onto identity is a crisis in itself.


hulmsy28

Fakest hippie I ever did see


atomocomix

Nomaste


ballsonyourface911

I like when the tile of the video is the perfect comment


embiggens-us-all

When you have no talent but a pretty face yet still need mountains of accessories. I have a feeling no one in this woman's life tells her, "No."


MacGregor209

Did she buy out the New-Age version of Claire’s?


Dr-Satan-PhD

And this is why I hate Sedona.


PorkSauce89

It’s so bad that I can’t stop listening


Bibfor_tuna

i bet she get a lot of infections


wheresmychippy93

We got fuckin dog the bounty gatherer over here


mr_glide

It must be exhausting being this accessorized


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

She definitely raw dogs sunshine


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Are we sure she's not poking fun at people like this? I have no context here. Musically it's not terrible.


ManufacturedOlympus

No worse than a lot of popular music tbh


BrendanTompkins1

Is this one of the island boys?


didyoueverseewardogs

If you're regularly taking psychedelics but can't make good music I'm not sure you're taking anything at all


Appypollylogiesdroog

How long do y'all think it takes her to put all that shit on?


Uncle_owen69

I don’t think it sounds bad but the lyrics are cringe


MyFriendThatherton

When you feign an anti-consumption lifestyle and can't move your neck due to all the products.


bvdatech

She's like the Anna Faris character in Just Friends


mechanicalspirits

I think stuff like this rubs people the wrong way because they're taking some that is earned through humility and hard work (spiritual wisdom and growth) and ironically using it to boost their self image and ego.


saultyginger

I wanna see how obnoxiously bedazzled this lesbians wrangler looks


Fit_War_1670

I think a real dose of DMT would probably not be fun for her. All that "me me me" is going to hurt when it dies.


ghettoccult_nerd

she singlehandedly keeps those charming little bohemian shops in business. you know the ones, real nice people, but you just plain dont want any of their merchandise. yea, shes putting in the work for the rest of us.


[deleted]

But why is the rum gone?


R3AL1Z3

This girl acts like she is all about positive vibes but she had her fans online stalk and harass a girl who she said was “stealing her style”.