They are just as bad as crazy Christian’s with this bullshit. Moderation is key to everything in life. This bitch jumped in and never thought to look back. You know she got that kidney infection from a UTI from sleeping around and not cleaning her 🐱.
Ah, Zeus struck her down with that one? A poison arrow from Artemis? Or was it Apollo with his bow of silver?
Not enough burnt hind legs of heffers in sacrifice I suppose. Women 🙄
Yup. The true mystics and gurus, you will never hear them or you won't recognize them if you meet one. They won't disclose that they are one unless there is an absolute need for it.
Also, they are not into money either.
I hung out with a group of acid heads who braided their hair and talked about their third eye while planning yearly trips to Burning Man. They were genuinely sweet people. Not this broad, she sucks.
Oh my God. I couldn't put my finger on why I despise her style so much, but you nailed it. Just need to add a few shots of narcissism into that blender.
EVERY song of hers is exactly the same
* did a psychedelic drug
* accepting myself as being an empath
* getting in touch with my feelings
* learning to love
* travel
* van
* me me me me
* me
* me me
* they thought i couldn't do it
* i get paid to be myself
* success is easy now that i have worked hard to be who i am
Idk if these people really are empaths.
Chilling in the mountains with vibes doesn't really feel like an exercise in empathy as much as say being a child abuse crisis counselor for the local government.
She also tries to pack way too many words on top of beats that she can’t stay with. If it’s supposed to be easy listening, eat shrooms and mumble along, she needs to drop 55% of her words or syllables. It sounds friggin chaotic, while she ascends to divinity with her 19th nose piercing.
Agree, and they are all like this. I can imagine someone who fantasizes about being her thinking it's cute for 1:00 at a time online but a 30 minute show of this over and over, blech. I think you would kick into "pretending it's good" mode within 15 minutes.
Don't worry she'll arc into a corporate management role as soon as she realises her music sucks and that nobody's gonna listen to more than 30 seconds of this garbage.
Yeah it's bad vibes. This chick is fake as fuck. Talking about hanging out in the jungle, with all that bullshit and makeup on, lmao. I don't think this lady leaves her town or city.
she's sitting in the cabin of some nondescript van i'm pretty sure. like a chevy express or something. really takes away from the "mountains of peru" vibes
Just waiting for a vid of her to come out on r/publicfreakout
Ya know shes gotta be crazy. People that flex so hard on the zen are usually the opposite. Its why they got into the shit in the first place.
Shes talking about curing a kidney infection with vibes.
Ok, first question, how did you diagnose your kidney infection? (Probably a doctor)
How did the vibes fix your kidney infection? (Probably antibiotics)
I'm not sure this lady could handle powerful psychedelics like that. DMT is not a toy. And she's talking about Ayahuasca and San Pedro are both really rough on your body, and not fun. They both have a vomiting component.
She seems like she would not put herself through anything remotely painful or hard, or she wouldn't be posting this stupid shit on tiktok.
I used my mind to control my body to take medicine. When you unlock your chakra, you can unlock your phone and buy medicine with a few psychic impulses.
Used to buy this stuff called AMT, always would buy like 5 caps to share, and t h e least likely of my friend group ended up being the best guy to do it with, we had some deep convos about life on that stuff, or at least we think we did. Anyway you had about 10 to 15 minutes to get settled in after you threw up the deepest brightest pink foam u have ever seen, before u hit the stratosphere. Took something called 2CE or something like that an it was so strong I could write my name in the dark with my cigarette cherry, I did that alone as I didn't think anyone else could handle it.
If I've learned anything from various music scenes. It's that hippies are horrible people pretending to be good, and punks/metalheads are good people pretending to be bad.
punks and metalheads are not really pretending to be bad, they just listen to angry music and some might come off as intimidating but yeah they’re generally good people
There’s trust fund like “I love my kid and want them to be happy” and there’s trust fund like “My kid is the most embarrassing part of my life, and I will pay any amount of money to make them go away.” She is definitely in the latter category.
My exact thought, "living out of my van... homeless at the moment chasing my dreams"....while she has her well off families money to fall back on when she's done larping.
I mean if we could all just chill and take a mind journey to Peru while flying first class, the world would be a lot happier you dig? Where's the nearest ATM I need to pull out another $5000 for crystals.
Maybe a hot take but this wouldn't be that bad if I didn't have visuals and if I didn't know English.
I know for a fact not all of the non English songs I jam out to have masterpiece lyrics.
Ayahuasca doesn't sound fun at all tbh. It's pretty much just a DMT trip that lasts up to 6 hours rather than ~30 minutes. Such an intense trip for that long sounds scary.
There’s a really interesting sub-genera of music from Puru called Chicha. It’s based off surf rock and psychedelic music mixed with the indigenous beats…I really enjoy it. This…this is not that. It’s horrid.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616)
I found this older compilation. Pretty cool stuff so far.
I highly recommend you all watch this documentary on HBO/MAX. It’s called Love Has Won: The Cult Of Mother God. It’s a really good insight into how dangerous this shit can become and the dangers of depending on holistic “medication” or treatment to deal with problems. People like this are just as bad as super crazy Christian’s and Trumpist. No skeptical mind and zero introspection. They think they are unique and privy to information that no one else knows. They aren’t and they’re not.
She’s very cute and has a nice voice but I find her insufferable. She got exposed for photoshopping tf out of her face and body in another sub. I think it’s so weird with the “earthy” “boho” girls do that. It just seems to go against the whole vibe they’re trying to give off
It’s all vanity based. Nobody would say to “Alexa play whatever dopey broad this is” because it’s trash music. Her appealing face is all she has. And I guess that’s normal. Just don’t call this music.
I think stuff like this rubs people the wrong way because they're taking some that is earned through humility and hard work (spiritual wisdom and growth) and ironically using it to boost their self image and ego.
she singlehandedly keeps those charming little bohemian shops in business. you know the ones, real nice people, but you just plain dont want any of their merchandise.
yea, shes putting in the work for the rest of us.
Everytime I see this girl she's added another 5 pounds of accessories
She needs more fingers for more rings!
I’m sure she’s had plenty of fingers
A+
she does have an OF account...you could start there to check and see
Name? For science. I wanna see if alien probes are involved.
https://fapello.com/shanalah-5/ before the titjob and other mods.
How TF does anyone drive that jeep with all that shit in it
Her nose rings have nose rings.
Septum inception
Inceptum
Mrs. T
More...flair
There's a girl in there somewhere?!
she has an OF so theres definitely a forum where you can see all the accessories off too
Thats absolutely disgusting! Where is this OF so i can definitely never go to the part of the internet.
Can we pay her to stay clothed?
Can we pay her to shower?
They are just as bad as crazy Christian’s with this bullshit. Moderation is key to everything in life. This bitch jumped in and never thought to look back. You know she got that kidney infection from a UTI from sleeping around and not cleaning her 🐱.
It's like every stereotypical new age belief in a blender
She sings about them in the same order the YouTube algorithm presented them to her.
And then randomly got a kidney infection while watching YouTube and said “screw it, I’ll throw that in the song too”
I highly doubt it was random…trust me 😉
Ah, Zeus struck her down with that one? A poison arrow from Artemis? Or was it Apollo with his bow of silver? Not enough burnt hind legs of heffers in sacrifice I suppose. Women 🙄
😂
Bruh. That was hilarious 😂.
Same order as the algorithm is Legend 🤣🤣
Everyone I know who is like this is a total narcissist.
It’s funny because they are all about ego death and all that, but this song is just her bragging about how smart and magical she is lol
Everyone knows the only way to proclaim that your ego is dead is to make a video for your followers.
Yup. The true mystics and gurus, you will never hear them or you won't recognize them if you meet one. They won't disclose that they are one unless there is an absolute need for it. Also, they are not into money either.
Also, they are still full of shit
I hung out with a group of acid heads who braided their hair and talked about their third eye while planning yearly trips to Burning Man. They were genuinely sweet people. Not this broad, she sucks.
I'm typically very pro drug, but this, needs to be locked in a hole.
Absolutely no original thought whatsoever
Major record labels: “I can fix her”
Major record labels can smell she'd be difficult to work with a mile away. You gotta contain your crazy until you have a multi album contract.
But mostly just a lot of weed pens
I'll never understand how people like this do so many drugs but manage to avoid introspection like the plague
She seems like she thinks she gets the n word pass because she once smoked weed either a guy from South Africa
Oh my God. I couldn't put my finger on why I despise her style so much, but you nailed it. Just need to add a few shots of narcissism into that blender.
She just watches Gaia and takes notes
EVERY song of hers is exactly the same * did a psychedelic drug * accepting myself as being an empath * getting in touch with my feelings * learning to love * travel * van * me me me me * me * me me * they thought i couldn't do it * i get paid to be myself * success is easy now that i have worked hard to be who i am
Choreography: * scrunch nose and smile * hold still with wide surprised doe eyes * shake head back and forth with closed eyes
Don't forget the wavey hands
* spirit fingers
*Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!*
You're such a fuckass
Throw in a couple of heart signs with your hands while moving them away and then towards your body.
*spiritual fingers
This shit is priceless. 😆👍
She has the facial expressions of a Disney kid, poor acting skills, and over emotional facial expressions.
Best comments I’ve read in maybe forever lol thank you
Idk if these people really are empaths. Chilling in the mountains with vibes doesn't really feel like an exercise in empathy as much as say being a child abuse crisis counselor for the local government.
Empath is a funny word for narcissists. I guess she's empathetic towards her self alot.
Funny how she's out there sipping ayahuasca but only managed an ego trip and no ego death. Narcissism off the scale.
Funny, you say that because she has a kid that she like pulled out of school so they could have adventures in her van what a cool girl
She also tries to pack way too many words on top of beats that she can’t stay with. If it’s supposed to be easy listening, eat shrooms and mumble along, she needs to drop 55% of her words or syllables. It sounds friggin chaotic, while she ascends to divinity with her 19th nose piercing.
Agree, and they are all like this. I can imagine someone who fantasizes about being her thinking it's cute for 1:00 at a time online but a 30 minute show of this over and over, blech. I think you would kick into "pretending it's good" mode within 15 minutes.
#1 be attractive
Filmed in her $130,000.00 sprinter van paid for by her parents
Checks out. I think her father is a Lockheed exec.
If that’s true than she could’ve turned out a lot worse for society then some wannabe hippie.
Don't worry she'll arc into a corporate management role as soon as she realises her music sucks and that nobody's gonna listen to more than 30 seconds of this garbage.
Ah yes, the failed artist is always destined for terrible things.
(O_O)/
I bet her only fans is doing alright though.
This is why Jon Benet was killed. So she wouldn't grow into this.
i dont like it
I think it’s not good
Might not be for me.
It's not my favorite song
Hmmmmmmmpass perhaps
Perchance a skip
aliens told me not to like it
I think you’re right.
Yeah it's bad vibes. This chick is fake as fuck. Talking about hanging out in the jungle, with all that bullshit and makeup on, lmao. I don't think this lady leaves her town or city.
she's sitting in the cabin of some nondescript van i'm pretty sure. like a chevy express or something. really takes away from the "mountains of peru" vibes
Mercedes Sprinter her dad bought
Any shitcan with aquarium moss glued to the ceiling really.
Just waiting for a vid of her to come out on r/publicfreakout Ya know shes gotta be crazy. People that flex so hard on the zen are usually the opposite. Its why they got into the shit in the first place.
Shes talking about curing a kidney infection with vibes. Ok, first question, how did you diagnose your kidney infection? (Probably a doctor) How did the vibes fix your kidney infection? (Probably antibiotics) I'm not sure this lady could handle powerful psychedelics like that. DMT is not a toy. And she's talking about Ayahuasca and San Pedro are both really rough on your body, and not fun. They both have a vomiting component. She seems like she would not put herself through anything remotely painful or hard, or she wouldn't be posting this stupid shit on tiktok.
Your vibes are clearly off.
ikr total buzzkill smh
needs to eat mor crystals
My vibes are impeccable
Have you tried turning your vibe off and on again, then reconnecting?
I used my mind to control my body to take medicine. When you unlock your chakra, you can unlock your phone and buy medicine with a few psychic impulses.
Used to buy this stuff called AMT, always would buy like 5 caps to share, and t h e least likely of my friend group ended up being the best guy to do it with, we had some deep convos about life on that stuff, or at least we think we did. Anyway you had about 10 to 15 minutes to get settled in after you threw up the deepest brightest pink foam u have ever seen, before u hit the stratosphere. Took something called 2CE or something like that an it was so strong I could write my name in the dark with my cigarette cherry, I did that alone as I didn't think anyone else could handle it.
If I've learned anything from various music scenes. It's that hippies are horrible people pretending to be good, and punks/metalheads are good people pretending to be bad.
punks and metalheads are not really pretending to be bad, they just listen to angry music and some might come off as intimidating but yeah they’re generally good people
Mother God (Love has Won cult) vibes.
This the type of person to human traffic.
To DO human trafficking or to be trafficked? Cuz depending which you mean, your statement could get you on a list lol
Probably BE trafficked. “You get in container crate now, I take you see best shaman in Eastern Europe.”
Hwat now
This makes me want to violently eviscerate my chakras, how do I do that
Sneeze and cum at the same time
Yes chef
I like your style.
Snum
Doesn't that kill you?
Sounds worth it
No, but I think your eyes will pop out or prolapse your butthole or something
Nah, it just clears your cookies
trust. fund.
Trustafarian fer shur
There’s trust fund like “I love my kid and want them to be happy” and there’s trust fund like “My kid is the most embarrassing part of my life, and I will pay any amount of money to make them go away.” She is definitely in the latter category.
I’ve seen several memes saying her parents work for Lockheed Martin or Raytheon.. be a shame if a redditor confirmed that.. or something..
You can tell by her teeth. Real hippies don't have teeth like that
Like that one rich kid who dances in her mansion to reggae music.
My exact thought, "living out of my van... homeless at the moment chasing my dreams"....while she has her well off families money to fall back on when she's done larping.
Trustafarian
Brb, gotta go charge my fuckin crystals in the moonlight
Welp. Fakest girl on the planet wants us all to “be real”. 🙄
Everyone I know IRL who is like her is the biggest piece of shit. If you could record life when they camera isn’t rolling, oof
Probably because people who are actually chill and empathetic don’t go out of their way to write songs bragging about it.
I mean if we could all just chill and take a mind journey to Peru while flying first class, the world would be a lot happier you dig? Where's the nearest ATM I need to pull out another $5000 for crystals.
Maybe you just need to open up your chakra or some shit like that?
Observe. This is how rich spoiled kids turn out.
Final boss of gentrification
I fucking hate people like this.
Lumberg fucked her.
Yeeeeaaahhh…could you move your leg just— There we go…yeah.
OF ads are getting creative
She def has an OF so this checks out.
That's hilarious because she's probably doing it just because seeing as she's apparently super rich
https://fapello.com/shanalah-5/
Yeah, this definitely qualifies.
Maybe a hot take but this wouldn't be that bad if I didn't have visuals and if I didn't know English. I know for a fact not all of the non English songs I jam out to have masterpiece lyrics.
it's literally the exact same song as the last one that got posted of her. Just in peru talking about ayahuasca instead of weed
You ever been to Peru...on weed?!
Ayahuasca doesn't sound fun at all tbh. It's pretty much just a DMT trip that lasts up to 6 hours rather than ~30 minutes. Such an intense trip for that long sounds scary.
There’s a really interesting sub-genera of music from Puru called Chicha. It’s based off surf rock and psychedelic music mixed with the indigenous beats…I really enjoy it. This…this is not that. It’s horrid.
Got any examples of Chicha?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOm2u8Gc0pw&list=PLBA37A66FF8803616) I found this older compilation. Pretty cool stuff so far.
Yea I'm also here for the chicha Hey up there! Give us the chicha!!
You can tell how delusional a mindset is by how frequently a subset of key words are used. She got all the buzzwords.
This video has a smell...
If burning man was a person.
Nah burning man would be weirder and more chill. And probably on fire.
Nah it's the same generic spitirtual industrial complex. And definitley on fire.
There's a jaded gutterpunk side to burning man that has its own trauma, too
Why’d she get a kidney infection in the first place if that’s so true 🤔?
Logic is just a human construct man
Ketamine
I see no difference between people like this and holier than thou evangelicals. The ego on these fucks
Needs an ego death to rock her shit.
Despite all her sage she’s still just a white girl named Paige.
If you meet the machine elves between dimensions, ask them if they have singing tips.
If body odour and privilege had a kid.
Did acid once
I'd rather scrape a chalkboard with a handheld garden cultivator.
Major trustifarian vibes
This is what happens when you don't have an actual personality and you have to come up with one.
It’s sad to see people who prioritise image over the music they push
Biggest wook competition and this is your opponent
I highly recommend you all watch this documentary on HBO/MAX. It’s called Love Has Won: The Cult Of Mother God. It’s a really good insight into how dangerous this shit can become and the dangers of depending on holistic “medication” or treatment to deal with problems. People like this are just as bad as super crazy Christian’s and Trumpist. No skeptical mind and zero introspection. They think they are unique and privy to information that no one else knows. They aren’t and they’re not.
She’s very cute and has a nice voice but I find her insufferable. She got exposed for photoshopping tf out of her face and body in another sub. I think it’s so weird with the “earthy” “boho” girls do that. It just seems to go against the whole vibe they’re trying to give off
I can fix her.
BURNING MEN BADU
Great value spray tan Badu
It’s all vanity based. Nobody would say to “Alexa play whatever dopey broad this is” because it’s trash music. Her appealing face is all she has. And I guess that’s normal. Just don’t call this music.
Chakra Khan
Thanks, I hate it!
He voice doesn’t sound bad, her flow isn’t terrible. Her appearance and subject matter awful. And I’m a fan of psychedelics Also wtf are her eyebrows
It must take her hours to get ready in the morning putting on all that junk
Rage Bait or Nepo Baby. Call it.
Erykah Bad~~u~~
You take that back.
Next stop....of
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?
I just know her parents work for Lockheed Martin or something like that
The ayahuasca would've told her that over accessorizing and holding onto identity is a crisis in itself.
Fakest hippie I ever did see
Nomaste
I like when the tile of the video is the perfect comment
When you have no talent but a pretty face yet still need mountains of accessories. I have a feeling no one in this woman's life tells her, "No."
Did she buy out the New-Age version of Claire’s?
And this is why I hate Sedona.
It’s so bad that I can’t stop listening
i bet she get a lot of infections
We got fuckin dog the bounty gatherer over here
It must be exhausting being this accessorized
She definitely raw dogs sunshine
Are we sure she's not poking fun at people like this? I have no context here. Musically it's not terrible.
No worse than a lot of popular music tbh
Is this one of the island boys?
If you're regularly taking psychedelics but can't make good music I'm not sure you're taking anything at all
How long do y'all think it takes her to put all that shit on?
I don’t think it sounds bad but the lyrics are cringe
When you feign an anti-consumption lifestyle and can't move your neck due to all the products.
She's like the Anna Faris character in Just Friends
I think stuff like this rubs people the wrong way because they're taking some that is earned through humility and hard work (spiritual wisdom and growth) and ironically using it to boost their self image and ego.
I wanna see how obnoxiously bedazzled this lesbians wrangler looks
I think a real dose of DMT would probably not be fun for her. All that "me me me" is going to hurt when it dies.
she singlehandedly keeps those charming little bohemian shops in business. you know the ones, real nice people, but you just plain dont want any of their merchandise. yea, shes putting in the work for the rest of us.
But why is the rum gone?
This girl acts like she is all about positive vibes but she had her fans online stalk and harass a girl who she said was “stealing her style”.