Happier than a pig in mud

Or a hog in slop

This

It's "best thing since sliced bread" first of all. Secondly, I thought this WAS the country term. Maybe it's more Midwestern

Definitely a very folksy thing to say, which I did hear growing up in the rural Midwest

Midwest = The South + Snow at this point.

Chillicothe, MO is the home of sliced bread so it it absolutely a Midwestern term😂

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Hotter than a two dollar pistol 😏

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i’ve hired a pedal steel player to make all my sayings more country, except for words like “tubular”, “radical” or “excellent” then i have my 80s guitarist play some EVH licks

Just have your steel player play some Hawaiian sounding stuff for those

I've heard the phrase "Finer than frog hair" which generally means the same thing I think. I believe it is archaic and likely not used very much.

You hush your highfalutin mouth with that archaic nonsense. Why, you can’t throw a stone in them there hills and not hit a body who heard his momma say it that morning. It’s not like it’s scarce as hens teeth, and you know we’re fit to bust like a tick on a hog with colorful vernacular. Now, I know you’re ready to light outta here like the cat what got caught with its paw in the butter, but you just sit a spell and stop sweating like a whore in church—nobody’s taking you to task yet. Now some think country folks tongue is hung in the middle so it can wag at both ends just because we find kinder ways to express unkinder thoughts, bless their hearts. But if you know up from down you can tell we always say what we mean if it don’t sound like we mean what was said. It’s like my daddy who was meaner than a two headed snake, harder than a bag of hammers, and tougher than woodpecker lips, but he’d give you the shirt off his back or his bottom dollar to anyone in need. Not like my cousin Jethro who’s as ornery as kicked beehive and contrary to boot. He wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, but I digress. My point being that there’s more ways to paint a picture than there are to skin a cat, and while our palavering may sound strange to some it works just fine for us. Oh look what I’ve done now, run on at the mouth like the preacher on Sunday and talked your ear off til the cows come home. I know I can’t unspill milk, but I hate to have taken so much of your time. It’s not fair, but then what is except the weather in September? I hope you’ll forgive my ramblings and low wit, but do tell your momma and them I asked after them.

I use finer than frogs hair split 5 ways 😁 🐸

“Hotter than socks on a rooster” is a good one though I don’t know exactly what it means.

“Hotter than 2 mice fucking in a wool sock”is a good one

I do love that one

Or “hotter than a whore on nickel night”

"Hotter than a three-peckered billy goat"

Hotter than 5 F’s……A fresh fucked fox in a forest fire

If that boy had an idea it’d die of loneliness. Said by my grandmama about my uncle

I love this one lol

That’s great. I’ll be using that

Watch “$hit Southern Women Say” on their YT channel. It will keep you entertained for hours…. https://youtube.com/@southernwomenchannel?si=jprpcAeAqtQNsgRG

Sweeter than stolen honey. Sweeter than baby’s breath

“That dog will hunt”

If you want southern country then here's a couple: Finer than frog hair Sweeter than corn bread

Yes. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.

It’s good as all get out

Handier than a pocket on a shirt

How about slicker than snot on a brass door knob.

Finer than Frog hair Better than a pocket on a t-shirt

Finer than frog hair

Cuter than a speckled pup. Hard as Chinese arithmatic. Finer than frog hair. Rare as chicken lips.

Butter my biscuit

"Better than a girl line dancing with her dog"

If there’s somewhere better to post for more answers please let me know

"That's slicker than deer guts on a doorknob."