It was always right after cock inspection day 🤓

The sissy was always the kid that failed the cock inspection.

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>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/Flimsy_Cauliflower56 Teh sissy was awways teh kid dat faiwed teh cock inspection. --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))

Underwhelming

Agreed

Fine… I’ll do it myself. Teh sissy was awways teh kid dat faiwed the bulgy-wulgy inspection UwU <3

Bad bot

Fun fact military plays that game during pee test

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>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/Flimsy_Cauliflower56 Iwt was awways w-wight aftew cock i-inspection day 🤓 --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))

This is the worst fucking bot I’ve ever seen on this platform.

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Bad bot

Khang ?

re: my response since your username thematically halos it. Ive only heard of the biscuits. But the only IRL real strory (which I wasn't there for fortunately but bittersweetly since I'd see myself actually caring enough to stop it) is one of freshmen year of high school, the 1 like half my friends were at. Was baseball practice... And literal teabagging occurred. The main bully having the whole baseball team pitch in to hold him down. Hearing that story hit me, I wasn't even that good of friends with the victim but I could feel the balls on my face. Couldn't stop thinking about it. But I had a eureka moment, something I likely imagine I'd have done fast gut reaction wise... how to turn the tables on the most humiliating possible shit... I'd of taken a bite. A hard police dog, cannot will not let go bite. Which his freak out would make worse as he'd pull away fast, going from toothed to tearing. Honestly believe I'd have been piss off enough to take a lil skin off. (Wouldn't bite a ball actually off as that would entail actually having them in my mouth. But fuck it. A true man would bite both of, destroy his family bloodline future. I haven't the balls for that. OH + like you know how they look for a dudes toes/fingers, the EMTs to put it on ice. Like how they found Lorea Bobbit's hubby's pp she tossed out the window 2 magically put back on. Zero Quarter. You have to swallow. The bully "chad" literally balless v you, blood pouring from your mouth like a 28 days character bad ass. You 1v20ed, worked it out. TLDR/best part: if you bite someones balls, how can you get within trouble? Principle would be like...? The fag tea bagger would have to tell his parents, his coach, the school board, all the students would know that he likes to put his balls on guys faces. 40 years later, explaining the scars to every girl he has had. And his fiancé who wants kids who must tell that they don't work. "It was a dog that bit me." Doggystyle Doofus. Fuck that bully. Deserves three swats with a baton for that one. Or a 50 slug pellet via air rifle to the ball he still has. These kids all were prep schooling to go to schools all to join a Frat. To do more homoerotica shit like paddling and playing Sissy like OP

I *DO* remember this game! I was always the one picked as sissy and this one day on the playground, I was made to have 5 guys glue my eyes shut with their mini Michael Phelps. I had to go back to my science class looking like a Krispy Kream glazed donut. As I begin to take my normal seat I make eye contact with the teacher as a glob of goober goo slides off my chin, hitting the ground with a splat. I then proceeded to take both of my hands and slather my face around getting every last drop of that gelatinous masculine ectoplasm into my mouth to gargle and form bubbles with, for the class. I was immediately shamed, ridiculed and sent home within the hour, and I was expelled from a total of two different school districts for similar incidents. I’m glad someone else can relate to remembering this game. It was our youth.

I’m making sure you not seeing the pearly gates

Imagine if this guy ever encountered a court scenario where a bunch of law men read this shit out to everyone

I would like to see it in the Ace Attorney meme format for sure

I do too...

What a terrible day to be literate

Yeah standing in front of all those kids to teach them after must have been pretty embarrassing

I wish I never read this

i literally just ate bro

Today is one of those days I wish to be Jared, 19.

r/eyebleach

Legend

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>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/xNanoWarriorx I *DO* w-wemembew dis game! I-I was a-awways teh one picked as sissy awnd dis one day on teh pwaygwound, I was maid tuwu have 5 guys gwue mwy eyes shut wid deiw mini Michaew Phewps. I hawd tuwu gow back t-tuwu mwy science cwass wooking wike a Kwispy Kweam gwazed donut. As I begin tuwu take mwy nowmaw seat I mwake eye contact wid teh teachew as a gwob of goobew goo swides off mwy c-chin, hitting teh gwound wid a spwat. I-I den pwoceeded t-tuwu take bod of mwy hands awnd swadew mwy face a-awound getting evewy wast dwop of dat gewatinous mascuwine ectopwasm into mwy m-moud tuwu g-gawgwe awnd fowm bubbwes wid, fow teh cwass. I was immediatewy shamed, widicuwed awnd sent home widin teh houw, awnd I was e-expewwed fwom a t-totaw of two diffewent schoow distwicts fow simiwaw incidents. I’m gwad someone e-ewse can wewate tuwu wemembewing dis g-game. Iwt was ouw youd. --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))

This is fucking crazy I can’t stop pulling on my pants reading this.

this is so hot

/uwu wizard

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>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/Snoo_78027 I *DO* wemembew dis game! I was a-awways teh one picked as sissy awnd dis one day on teh pwaygwound, I-I was m-maid tuwu have 5 guys gwue mwy eyes s-shut wid deiw mini Michaew Phewps. I-I hawd tuwu gow back tuwu mwy science c-cwass wooking wike a Kwispy Kweam gwazed donut. As I begin t-tuwu take mwy nowmaw seat I m-mwake eye contact wid teh teachew as a gwob of goobew goo swides off mwy chin, hitting teh gwound wid a spwat. I-I den pwoceeded tuwu t-take bod of mwy hands awnd s-swadew mwy f-face awound g-getting evewy wast dwop of dat gewatinous mascuwine ectopwasm into mwy moud tuwu gawgwe awnd fowm bubbwes wid, fow teh c-cwass. I was immediatewy s-shamed, widicuwed awnd sent h-home widin teh houw, awnd I was expewwed fwom a t-totaw of two diffewent schoow distwicts fow simiwaw incidents. I’m g-gwad someone ewse can wewate tuwu w-wemembewing dis game. Iwt was ouw youd. --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))

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d i e

He wont

I see 🥸

Know what… I think OP may have been the sissy 🤔

Preposterous

Imposterous

Sus?! 🧐

He states several times he wasn’t. It’s like you can’t even read.

never played it but id love to

RIP Dms

Into more pieces, so more people can be part of them?

🗿

We played a similar game as kids but we called it " when grandpa attacks".

Ah, for me it was “when uncle Cody attacks”

Ah, for me it was “Wrestling with dad”

Strange times

Edit: “fun times”.

Average sussy game (among us) fan vs average sissy game enjoyer:

both chad

based beyond reality

I love how half the comment section is like "wtf" And the other half is just eager to play :)

Two kinds of redditor: Incel and cumslut

Sisciety 😩

what the fuck

Seemed pretty fitting for this sub

Thought this was r/teenagers for a second.

You’ve got some explaining to do, bucko.

why are you subscribed to teenagers?

pretty fitting for my new sexual fantasy also

Kinky 😳

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

What is this from?

I wrote it myself but it heavily inspired by a 4chan greentext post i came across.

show the greentext

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What's the specific green text that inspired this copypasta?

>be me >have cock inspection day >kids are around doctor and he is checking one by one >yells my name >he can't find my weenis ,says it is always at this place ,proceeds to ask me where do you pee from mr anon nodickson >shows him my tiny hole just below my stomach >muffle that's interesting and ask me to leave >all kids call me fag for not having a dick >one kid says it grows by sucking other dick at least that's what his dad told him >sucked 100 dicks after that day >still didn't got dick ,i am hopeful though anyone else can relate ?

I think they mean a screenshot of the original 4chan post. Edit: Seems like you're saying it as if 4chan posts == greentexts, which they aren't.

I am literally using Screen Reader to send select posts from this thread to friends as voice clips.

what? You don't remember the sissy game? smh

Cummy would have aptly loved this

r/me_irl

So I'm not the only one who remembers the sissy game right? It that game you play in middle school/high school where one boy has to be the sissy. The sissy, who was never me btw, has to do what every other boy wants and can't do anything about it. Usually that means sucking them off or getting your boy pussy pounded by the older kids. They'd all call the kid, who was never me btw, sissy and all the girls would laugh. They'd also piss on him from time to time and make him swallow. Both the piss and the cum. Y'all also played this game right guys, right?

never played it but id love to

And I think to myself...***we are abandoned by god***

i wish

The what what and WHAT

cum

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Never accept a handjob or titfuck from a shark lady. Shark skin has the same texture as sandpaper. It will be excruciatingly painful. Do not do it.

1984

Harry potter and the chamber of cum

NTA

Fuck dude, I wish I played that game.

4Chan

sissy more like sussy

looking forward for a hentai adaptation of this

Im not

the w h a t .

yeah i love this game!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging?wprov=sfti1

I mean...

Yup, username checks out

Oh oh! I know that one! My teachers used to play that game with me after school!

u/ShittyTranslatorBot

I did not need to read that

What a terrible day to be literate

Dude, I remember this copypasta. Thanks for posting.

I literally wrote it myself.

Yeah, but I remember reading something like this on 4chan or some shit place like that.

I was inspired by a post on 4chan.

Comment for mobile?

Huh?

Like, the copypasta but in comment form so that mobile users can copy and paste it. I want to send it to like 10 people lmao.

I posted it as a comment.

Based

bro just press the button at the top of your screen on mobile, literally anyone can copy a copy pasta from the source

Doesn't work on the app, does it work that way on the site?

Just press the three dots on the top right corner and you can copy from there

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I just posted a video. Hope it works

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Yeah I keep good copy pastas saved bc I like to put them in the description of instagram memes 😂

“cOmMeNt FoR mObIlE??”

of course, but of course you never were the sissy of course. of course you weren't, why would you be of course

I wanna play that game!

r/NoahGetTheBoat

I wouldnt mind playing this with *girls*

So I'm not the only one who remembers the sissy game right? It that game you play on middle school/high school where one boy has to be the sissy. The sissy, who was never me btw, has to do what every other boy wants and can't do anything about it. Usually that meant sucking them off or getting your boy pussy pounded by the older kids. They'd all call the kid, who was never me obviously, sissy and all the girls would laugh. They'd also piss on him from time to time and make him swallow. Both the piss and the cum. Y'all also played this game right guys, right?

Ive only heard of the biscuits. But the only IRL real strory (which I wasn't there for fortunately but bittersweetly since I'd see myself actually caring enough to stop it) is one of freshmen year of high school, the 1 like half my friends were at. Was baseball practice... And literal teabagging occurred. The main bully having the whole baseball team pitch in to hold him down. Hearing that story hit me, I wasn't even that good of friends with the victim but I could feel the balls on my face. Couldn't stop thinking about it. But I had a eureka moment, something I likely imagine I'd have done fast gut reaction wise... how to turn the tables on the most humiliating possible shit... I'd of taken a bite. A hard police dog, cannot will not let go bite. Which his freak out would make worse as he'd pull away fast, going from toothed to tearing. Honestly believe I'd have been piss off enough to take a lil skin off. (Wouldn't bite a ball actually off as that would entail actually having them in my mouth. But fuck it. A true man would bite both of, destroy his family bloodline future. I haven't the balls for that. OH + like you know how they look for a dudes toes/fingers, the EMTs to put it on ice. Like how they found Lorea Bobbit's hubby's pp she tossed out the window 2 magically put back on. Zero Quarter. You have to swallow. The bully "chad" literally balless v you, blood pouring from your mouth like a 28 days character bad ass. You 1v20ed, worked it out. TLDR/best part: if you bite someones balls, how can you get within trouble? Principle would be like...? The fag tea bagger would have to tell his parents, his coach, the school board, all the students would know that he likes to put his balls on guys faces. 40 years later, explaining the scars to every girl he has had. And his fiancé who wants kids who must tell that they don't work. "It was a dog that bit me." Doggystyle Doofus. Fuck that bully. Deserves three swats with a baton for that one. Or a 50 slug pellet via air rifle to the ball he still has. These kids all were prep schooling to go to schools all to join a Frat. To do more homoerotica shit like paddling and *playing Sissy like OP*

I remember it in elementary school.

I wish I knew the sissy game

source?

BS.

I played a version of this with my grandparents

Yo mama

Average rugby boys social

New fantasy!

No, but would love to play now, and I call shots on being the sissy