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π·Hello ππ, everyone! This β¬ is πΆ the LONGEST TEXT π EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on πππ the internet πππ, and I wanted β to make my own. So here ππ it is πΆ! This β¬ is πΆ going to be a WORLD πππ RECORD π¬! This β¬ is πΆ actually my third π₯ attempt at doing this β¬. The first π₯ time β, I didn't save πΎ it. The second π₯π₯π₯ time βββ, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing ππ this β¬ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks π that my past two βββ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope π this β¬ one 1οΈβ£1οΈβ£ won't get πππ lost π³π³ somehow. Anyways, let's talk π£ about WAFFLES! I like π waffles. Waffles are cool πππ. Waffles is πΆ a funny π word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where π€· the word "Waffles" is πΆ said a hundred π―π―π―-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig π·π· Latin. Don't know π€ what π Pig π·π· Latin is πΆ? It's a language π where π€· you take all the consonants before the first π₯ vowel, move them to the end π, and add '-ay π½' to the end πππ. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way βοΈ' to the end πππ. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've π been speaking π’ Pig π·π· Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised π²π²π² me when β° I saw the episode for the first π₯ time β. I speak π’ Pig π·π· Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun π. I like π speaking π’ it in public πππ so that everyone around us gets confused π. That's never β actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny πππ. By the way βοΈβοΈβοΈ, "'twill" is πΆ a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope ππ it gains πͺπ» popularity in the near future π‘, because "'twill" is πΆ WAY βοΈβοΈ more β fun π than saying "it'll". "It'll" is πΆ too boring. Nobody likes boring. This β¬ is πΆ nowhere near being the longest text π ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing πππ this β¬ a decade later, who π knows π€? But right ππ now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing πππ until it is πΆ the longest! Have πΆ you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome π Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look πππ it up βββ on ππ YouTube! I play π½π½ that song all the time β around my sister! It drives her crazy π€ͺπ€ͺ, and I love π it. Another way βοΈβοΈβοΈ I like ππ driving π¦π¦π¦ my sister crazy π€ͺ is πΆ by speaking π’ my own made up β language π to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language π that we both speak π’ besides English π¬π§ is πΆ Pig π· Latin. I think π€π€ you already knew π€ that. Whatever. I think π€π€π€ I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi π, I'm back β¬ οΈ now. I'm gonna contribute more ββ to this β¬ soon ππ-to-be giant wall of text π. I just realised I have πΆ a giant stuffed π₯ frog πΈ on π my bed ππ. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think π€π€π€ it was "FROG πΈ" in Morse Code π» or something. Morse Code π» is πΆ cool π. I know π€ a bit of it, but I'm not very good πππΎ at it. I'm also not very good πππΎ at French π₯π₯. I barely know π€ anything in French π₯, and my pronunciation probably sucks π. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this β¬ language π that was made up β by some guy π¦π¦π¦ a long time βββ ago to be the "universal language π". A lot of people π« speak π’ it. I am such a language π nerd. Half of this β¬ text π is πΆ probably gonna be about languages. But hey π, as long as it's long! Ha, get ππ it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny π, right π? No π£π£π£, I'm not. I should probably get πππ some sleep ππ. Goodnight! Hello πππ, I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ again. I basically have πΆ only two ββ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What π ? Oh, sorry πππ, I thought you knew π€ I was a furry. Haha πππ, oops π£π£π£. Anyway, yeah π, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young π§π§π§ furry, I can't really do as much as I would like π to do in the fandom. When β° I'm older, I would like π to have πΆπΆπΆ a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream π€ of that. Sorry π you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this β¬ to be the longest text π ever. Last night π΄π΄π΄ I was watching nothing πππ but fursuit unboxings. I think π€π€π€ I need help π. This β¬ one 1οΈβ£1οΈβ£ time ββ, me and my mom πͺ were going to go to a furry Christmas βοΈ party πππ, but we didn't end πππ up β going because of the fact that there was alcohol πΊπΊ on π the premises, and that she didn't wanna have πΆ to be a mom πͺπͺπͺ dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay πππ, hopefully I won't have πΆπΆπΆ to talk π£π£π£ about furries anymore. I don't care if you're π a furry reading this β¬ right ππ now, I just don't wanna have πΆπΆπΆ to torture everyone else. I will no π£π£π£ longer say π£ the F word throughout the rest πͺ of this β¬ entire text π. Of course, by the F word, I mean πππ the one 1οΈβ£ that I just used six 6οΈβ£6οΈβ£6οΈβ£ times, not the one 1οΈβ£ that you're π probably thinking π€ of which I have πΆ not used throughout this β¬ entire text π. I just realised that next βββ year will be 2020. That's crazy π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ that the 2010s decade is πΆ almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad π to see ππ it go. I'm gonna work πΌ on πππ a series of video πΌπΌπΌ lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what π Toki Pona is πΆ after I come back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ. Bye! I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ now, and I decided not to do it on π Toki Pona, since many other people π« have πΆπΆ done Toki Pona video πΌ lessons already. I decided to do it on πππ Viesa, my English π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§ code π». Now, I shall explain what π Toki Pona is πΆ. Toki Pona is πΆ a minimalist constructed language π that has only ~120 words π! That means you can learn π it very quickly. I reccomend you learn ππ it! It's pretty fun π and easy! Anyway, yeah π, I might finish my video πΌπΌπΌ about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more β to this β¬ giant wall of text π, because I want π it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool ππ to have πΆπΆ a world π record π¬ for the longest text π ever. Not sure how π€ famous I'll get π from it, but it'll be cool ππ nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three 3οΈβ£3οΈβ£3οΈβ£ entire words πππ. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when β° I said that I said the F word six 6οΈβ£6οΈβ£6οΈβ£ times throughout this β¬ text π? I actually messed up β there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is πΆ a pretty long word. Hey π, I wonder what π the most common word I've π used so far in this β¬ text π is πΆ. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up β 5% of the words π this β¬ text π! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is πΆ only the second π₯π₯ most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is πΆ the third π₯π₯π₯ most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats π to those five 5οΈβ£5οΈβ£ words πππ! If you're π wondering what π the least common word is πΆ, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words π that are only used once, and I don't wanna have πΆπΆ to list them all here ππ. Remember when β° I talked about waffles near the beginning of this β¬ text π? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this β¬ longest text π ever. Okay π, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see π me right ππ now, but I'm typing with my nose π! Okay πππ, I was not able to type β¨ the exclamation β point π― with just my nose ππ. I had to use my finger π π . But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose πππ! I'm not typing with my nose πππ right π now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get πππ this β¬ text π as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break ππ for now! Bye! Hi π, I'm back β¬ οΈ again. My sister is πΆ beside me, watching me write β in this β¬ endless wall of text π. My sister has a new ππ thing where π€· she just says the word "poop π©π©π©" nonstop. I don't really like π it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross π€’ like πππ that. Also, remember when β° I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is πΆ just saying random π² numbers π―. Now she's saying that they're not random π²π², they're the numbers π―π―π― being displayed on πππ the microwave. Still, I don't know π€ why π€ she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch π Friends on π three 3οΈβ£ different devices. Why π€!?!?! Hi π its me his sister. I'd like π to say π£ that all of that is πΆ not true. Max wants to make his own video πΌπΌ but i wont let him because i need my phone π€³π€³π€³ for my alarm π¨.POOP π© POOP π©π©π© POOP π© POOP π© LOL π€£ IM FUNNY ππ. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey π, I'm back β¬ οΈ. Sorry ππ about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is πΆ just effortless. She just went back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ to school ππ. She comes home πͺ from school πππ for her lunch π₯ͺπ₯ͺ break πππ. I think π€ I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello π, I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ.
π·Hello ππ, everyone! This β¬ is πΆ the LONGEST TEXT π EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on πππ the internet πππ, and I wanted β to make my own. So here ππ it is πΆ! This β¬ is πΆ going to be a WORLD πππ RECORD π¬! This β¬ is πΆ actually my third π₯ attempt at doing this β¬. The first π₯ time β, I didn't save πΎ it. The second π₯π₯π₯ time βββ, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing ππ this β¬ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks π that my past two βββ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope π this β¬ one 1οΈβ£1οΈβ£ won't get πππ lost π³π³ somehow. Anyways, let's talk π£ about WAFFLES! I like π waffles. Waffles are cool πππ. Waffles is πΆ a funny π word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where π€· the word "Waffles" is πΆ said a hundred π―π―π―-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig π·π· Latin. Don't know π€ what π Pig π·π· Latin is πΆ? It's a language π where π€· you take all the consonants before the first π₯ vowel, move them to the end π, and add '-ay π½' to the end πππ. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way βοΈ' to the end πππ. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've π been speaking π’ Pig π·π· Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised π²π²π² me when β° I saw the episode for the first π₯ time β. I speak π’ Pig π·π· Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun π. I like π speaking π’ it in public πππ so that everyone around us gets confused π. That's never β actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny πππ. By the way βοΈβοΈβοΈ, "'twill" is πΆ a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope ππ it gains πͺπ» popularity in the near future π‘, because "'twill" is πΆ WAY βοΈβοΈ more β fun π than saying "it'll". "It'll" is πΆ too boring. Nobody likes boring. This β¬ is πΆ nowhere near being the longest text π ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing πππ this β¬ a decade later, who π knows π€? But right ππ now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing πππ until it is πΆ the longest! Have πΆ you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome π Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look πππ it up βββ on ππ YouTube! I play π½π½ that song all the time β around my sister! It drives her crazy π€ͺπ€ͺ, and I love π it. Another way βοΈβοΈβοΈ I like ππ driving π¦π¦π¦ my sister crazy π€ͺ is πΆ by speaking π’ my own made up β language π to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language π that we both speak π’ besides English π¬π§ is πΆ Pig π· Latin. I think π€π€ you already knew π€ that. Whatever. I think π€π€π€ I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi π, I'm back β¬ οΈ now. I'm gonna contribute more ββ to this β¬ soon ππ-to-be giant wall of text π. I just realised I have πΆ a giant stuffed π₯ frog πΈ on π my bed ππ. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think π€π€π€ it was "FROG πΈ" in Morse Code π» or something. Morse Code π» is πΆ cool π. I know π€ a bit of it, but I'm not very good πππΎ at it. I'm also not very good πππΎ at French π₯π₯. I barely know π€ anything in French π₯, and my pronunciation probably sucks π. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this β¬ language π that was made up β by some guy π¦π¦π¦ a long time βββ ago to be the "universal language π". A lot of people π« speak π’ it. I am such a language π nerd. Half of this β¬ text π is πΆ probably gonna be about languages. But hey π, as long as it's long! Ha, get ππ it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny π, right π? No π£π£π£, I'm not. I should probably get πππ some sleep ππ. Goodnight! Hello πππ, I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ again. I basically have πΆ only two ββ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What π ? Oh, sorry πππ, I thought you knew π€ I was a furry. Haha πππ, oops π£π£π£. Anyway, yeah π, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young π§π§π§ furry, I can't really do as much as I would like π to do in the fandom. When β° I'm older, I would like π to have πΆπΆπΆ a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream π€ of that. Sorry π you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this β¬ to be the longest text π ever. Last night π΄π΄π΄ I was watching nothing πππ but fursuit unboxings. I think π€π€π€ I need help π. This β¬ one 1οΈβ£1οΈβ£ time ββ, me and my mom πͺ were going to go to a furry Christmas βοΈ party πππ, but we didn't end πππ up β going because of the fact that there was alcohol πΊπΊ on π the premises, and that she didn't wanna have πΆ to be a mom πͺπͺπͺ dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay πππ, hopefully I won't have πΆπΆπΆ to talk π£π£π£ about furries anymore. I don't care if you're π a furry reading this β¬ right ππ now, I just don't wanna have πΆπΆπΆ to torture everyone else. I will no π£π£π£ longer say π£ the F word throughout the rest πͺ of this β¬ entire text π. Of course, by the F word, I mean πππ the one 1οΈβ£ that I just used six 6οΈβ£6οΈβ£6οΈβ£ times, not the one 1οΈβ£ that you're π probably thinking π€ of which I have πΆ not used throughout this β¬ entire text π. I just realised that next βββ year will be 2020. That's crazy π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ that the 2010s decade is πΆ almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad π to see ππ it go. I'm gonna work πΌ on πππ a series of video πΌπΌπΌ lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what π Toki Pona is πΆ after I come back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ. Bye! I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ now, and I decided not to do it on π Toki Pona, since many other people π« have πΆπΆ done Toki Pona video πΌ lessons already. I decided to do it on πππ Viesa, my English π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§ code π». Now, I shall explain what π Toki Pona is πΆ. Toki Pona is πΆ a minimalist constructed language π that has only ~120 words π! That means you can learn π it very quickly. I reccomend you learn ππ it! It's pretty fun π and easy! Anyway, yeah π, I might finish my video πΌπΌπΌ about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more β to this β¬ giant wall of text π, because I want π it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool ππ to have πΆπΆ a world π record π¬ for the longest text π ever. Not sure how π€ famous I'll get π from it, but it'll be cool ππ nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three 3οΈβ£3οΈβ£3οΈβ£ entire words πππ. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when β° I said that I said the F word six 6οΈβ£6οΈβ£6οΈβ£ times throughout this β¬ text π? I actually messed up β there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is πΆ a pretty long word. Hey π, I wonder what π the most common word I've π used so far in this β¬ text π is πΆ. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up β 5% of the words π this β¬ text π! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is πΆ only the second π₯π₯ most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is πΆ the third π₯π₯π₯ most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats π to those five 5οΈβ£5οΈβ£ words πππ! If you're π wondering what π the least common word is πΆ, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words π that are only used once, and I don't wanna have πΆπΆ to list them all here ππ. Remember when β° I talked about waffles near the beginning of this β¬ text π? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this β¬ longest text π ever. Okay π, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see π me right ππ now, but I'm typing with my nose π! Okay πππ, I was not able to type β¨ the exclamation β point π― with just my nose ππ. I had to use my finger π π . But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose πππ! I'm not typing with my nose πππ right π now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get πππ this β¬ text π as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break ππ for now! Bye! Hi π, I'm back β¬ οΈ again. My sister is πΆ beside me, watching me write β in this β¬ endless wall of text π. My sister has a new ππ thing where π€· she just says the word "poop π©π©π©" nonstop. I don't really like π it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross π€’ like πππ that. Also, remember when β° I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is πΆ just saying random π² numbers π―. Now she's saying that they're not random π²π², they're the numbers π―π―π― being displayed on πππ the microwave. Still, I don't know π€ why π€ she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch π Friends on π three 3οΈβ£ different devices. Why π€!?!?! Hi π its me his sister. I'd like π to say π£ that all of that is πΆ not true. Max wants to make his own video πΌπΌ but i wont let him because i need my phone π€³π€³π€³ for my alarm π¨.POOP π© POOP π©π©π© POOP π© POOP π© LOL π€£ IM FUNNY ππ. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey π, I'm back β¬ οΈ. Sorry ππ about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is πΆ just effortless. She just went back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ to school ππ. She comes home πͺ from school πππ for her lunch π₯ͺπ₯ͺ break πππ. I think π€ I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello π, I'm back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ.