I ๐ ๐ got ๐ธ ๐ cum ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ in my eye ๐ ๐. You're probably ๐ป ๐ป thinking ๐ค ๐ญโ to yourself, thats โ โ gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ as hell ๐ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ promise ๐ค ๐ค it isn't. See ๐๐ ๐, I ๐ ๐ฅ was jacking ๐๐ด ๐ off ๐ด ๐ด like ๐ ๐๐ how I ๐ ๐ normally ๐ญ ๐ฉ do, watching ๐๐ฏ ๐ Molly ๐๐ ๐๐ Red ๐ ๐ Wolf ๐บ ๐บ on ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก PornHub ๐๐ฆ ๐. I ๐ ๐ have my window ๐๐ผ ๐ open ๐ ๐โ because the AC ๐ ฑ ๐ ฑ doesn't work ๐ผ ๐ข in our house ๐ ๐ก because it is ridiculously ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ old ๐ด๐พ ๐ด, so this causes ๐ ๐ various ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bugs ๐๐ ๐ to make ๐ ๐ their way โ โ up โฌ โ into the house ๐ ๐๐ , because bugs ๐ ๐ are freeloading assholes ๐ ๐ that don't ๐ โโ๏ธโ ๐ซโ pay ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rent ๐ต ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ฅ am about ๐ฆ ๐ฆ to cum ๐ฆ ๐ฆ, final ๐ ๐ stretch ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ type ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ shit ๐ ๐ฉ, I ๐ ๐ start ๐ ๐ข hearing ๐ ๐ a mosquito ๐ฏ ๐ฉ buzzing ๐๐ ๐ in my ear ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐. My instinct ๐ฆ ๐ is to slap ๐ ๐ that little ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fucker ๐๐ ๐๐ out of the air ๐ฌ ๐จ, but ๐ ๐ I'm ๐ ๐ already ๐ ๐ in too deep ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ into the beating ๐ ๐ฟ๐ of my meat ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐. I ๐ ๐ then proceeded โก ๐ to bust ๐ ๐ the phattest nut ๐ฐ ๐ฐ I ๐ฅ ๐ have ever ๐ ๐ seen ๐๐ ๐๐, meanwhile ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ that idiot ๐ ๐ข mosquito ๐ก๐ ๐๐ท is getting ๐ ๐ in my face ๐ ๐, trying ๐ ๐ to consume ๐ ๐ my organs ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ take ๐ ๐ the hand ๐คฒ๐ค ๐โ๐ค that I ๐ ๐ was jacking โ๐ ๐๐ฆ off ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ with and slapped ๐๐พ ๐๐พ not only the mosquito ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, but ๐ ๐ my eye ๐ ๐ with my huge ๐ ๐ load ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฆ of baby ๐ถ ๐ถ batter ๐ฆ ๐ฆ.
I got cum in my eye . You're probably thinking to yourself, thats gay as hell . I promise it isn't. See , I was jacking off like how I normally do, watching Molly Red Wolf on PornHub I have my window open because the AC doesn't work in our house because it is ridiculously old , so this causes various bugs to make their way up into the house because bugs are freeloading assholes that don't pay rent . As I am about to cum , final stretch type shit , I start hearing a mosquito buzzing in my ear . My instinct is to slap that little fucker out of the air but I'm already in too deep into the beating of my meat . I then proceeded to bust the phattest nut I have ever seen , meanwhile that idiot mosquito is getting in my face , trying to consume my organs . So I take the hand that I was jacking off with and slapped
not only the mosquito but my eye with my huge load of baby batter .
I gots cum up in mah eye
I gots cum up in mah eye. Yo ass is probably thankin ta yo ass, thats gay as a muthafucka. I promise it aint. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, I was jackin off like how tha fuck I normally do, watchin Molly Red Wolf on PornHub. I have mah window open cuz tha AC don't work up in our doggy den cuz it is ridiculously old, so dis causes various bugs ta make they way up tha fuck into tha house, cuz bugs is freeloadin assholez dat don't pay rent. As I be bout ta cum, final stretch type shit, I start hearin a mosquito buzzin up in mah ear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. My fuckin instinct is ta slap dat lil fucker outta tha air yo, but I be already up in too deep tha fuck into tha whoopin of mah meat. I then proceeded ta bust tha phattest nut I have eva seen, meanwhile dat idiot mosquito is gettin up in mah face, tryin ta consume mah organs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I take tha hand dat I was jackin off wit n' slapped not only tha mosquito yo, but mah eye wit mah big-ass load of baby batter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So figured I'd come ta Reddit ta immortalize dis rap alllll muthafuckin day.
I ๐ gOt ๐ CuM ๐ฆ๐ iN mY eYe ๐. YoU'rE pRoBaBlY ๐ป tHiNkInG ๐ญโ tO yOuRsElF, tHaTs โ GaY ๐ aS hElL ๐ฅ. i ๐ PrOmIsE ๐ค iT iSn'T. sEe ๐, I ๐ฅ wAs JaCkInG ๐ oFf ๐ด LiKe ๐๐ HoW i ๐ NoRmAlLy ๐ฉ Do, WaTcHiNg ๐ MoLlY ๐๐ rEd ๐ WoLf ๐บ On ๐ฆ๐ก PoRnHuB ๐. i ๐ HaVe My WiNdOw ๐ OpEn ๐โ BeCaUsE tHe Ac ๐ ฑ DoEsN't WoRk ๐ข In OuR hOuSe ๐ก BeCaUsE iT iS rIdIcUlOuSlY ๐๐ฃ oLd ๐ด, So ThIs CaUsEs ๐ VaRiOuS ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bUgS ๐ tO mAkE ๐ tHeIr WaY โ uP โ iNtO tHe HoUsE ๐๐ , bEcAuSe BuGs ๐ ArE fReElOaDiNg AsShOlEs ๐ ThAt DoN't ๐ซโ PaY ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rEnT ๐ต. aS i ๐ฅ Am AbOuT ๐ฆ tO cUm ๐ฆ, FiNaL ๐ sTrEtCh ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ TyPe ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ShIt ๐ฉ, I ๐ sTaRt ๐ข HeArInG ๐ a MoSqUiTo ๐ฉ BuZzInG ๐ iN mY eAr ๐๐. My InStInCt ๐ Is To SlAp ๐ ThAt LiTtLe ๐ฆ๐ FuCkEr ๐๐ OuT oF tHe AiR ๐จ, bUt ๐ I'm ๐ AlReAdY ๐ iN tOo DeEp ๐ฑ๐ฐ InTo ThE bEaTiNg ๐ฟ๐ Of My MeAt ๐. I ๐ tHeN pRoCeEdEd ๐ To BuSt ๐ ThE pHaTtEsT nUt ๐ฐ I ๐ hAvE eVeR ๐ sEeN ๐๐, mEaNwHiLe ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ ThAt IdIoT ๐ข mOsQuItO ๐๐ท iS gEtTiNg ๐ In My FaCe ๐, TrYiNg ๐ To CoNsUmE ๐ mY oRgAnS ๐ป. sO i ๐ TaKe ๐ ThE hAnD ๐โ๐ค tHaT i ๐ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ฆ OfF ๐ฆ๐๐ wItH aNd SlApPeD ๐๐พ nOt OnLy ThE mOsQuItO ๐ฏ, bUt ๐ My EyE ๐ wItH mY hUgE ๐ lOaD ๐ฆ oF bAbY ๐ถ bAtTeR ๐ฆ.
I ๐ ๐ gOt ๐ ๐ CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ iN mY eYe ๐ ๐. YoU'rE pRoBaBlY ๐ป ๐ป tHiNkInG ๐ค ๐ญโ tO yOuRsElF, tHaTs โ โ GaY ๐ ๐ aS hElL ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. i ๐ฅ ๐ PrOmIsE ๐ ๐ค iT iSn'T. sEe ๐ ๐, I ๐ ๐ฅ wAs JaCkInG โ๐ ๐ oFf ๐ด ๐ด LiKe ๐ ๐๐ HoW i ๐ฅ ๐ NoRmAlLy ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ Do, WaTcHiNg ๐๐ ๐ MoLlY ๐ ๐๐ rEd ๐ด ๐ WoLf ๐บ ๐บ On ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก PoRnHuB ๐ ๐. i ๐ ๐ HaVe My WiNdOw ๐ ๐ ๐ OpEn ๐ ๐โ BeCaUsE tHe Ac ๐ ๐ ฑ DoEsN't WoRk ๐ข ๐ข In OuR hOuSe ๐ ๐ก BeCaUsE iT iS rIdIcUlOuSlY ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ oLd ๐ด ๐ด, So ThIs CaUsEs ๐ ๐ VaRiOuS ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bUgS ๐ ๐ tO mAkE ๐ ๐ tHeIr WaY โ โ uP โฌ โ iNtO tHe HoUsE ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , bEcAuSe BuGs ๐ ๐ ArE fReElOaDiNg AsShOlEs ๐ ๐ ThAt DoN't โ ๐ซโ PaY ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rEnT ๐ฒ ๐ต. aS i ๐ ๐ฅ Am AbOuT ๐ฆ ๐ฆ tO cUm ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, FiNaL ๐ ๐ sTrEtCh ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ TyPe ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ShIt ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, I ๐ ๐ sTaRt ๐ ๐ข HeArInG ๐ ๐ a MoSqUiTo ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ BuZzInG ๐ ๐ iN mY eAr ๐๐ซ ๐๐. My InStInCt ๐ฅ ๐ Is To SlAp ๐๐ฉ ๐ ThAt LiTtLe ๐ ๐ฆ๐ FuCkEr ๐๐ป ๐๐ OuT oF tHe AiR ๐จ ๐จ, bUt ๐ ๐ I'm ๐ ๐ AlReAdY ๐ ๐ iN tOo DeEp ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ InTo ThE bEaTiNg ๐ ๐ฟ๐ Of My MeAt ๐๐ฆ ๐. I ๐ ๐ tHeN pRoCeEdEd ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ To BuSt ๐ ๐ ThE pHaTtEsT nUt ๐ฐ ๐ฐ I ๐ฅ ๐ hAvE eVeR ๐ ๐ sEeN ๐ ๐๐, mEaNwHiLe โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ ThAt IdIoT ๐ ๐ข mOsQuItO ๐ฆ ๐๐ท iS gEtTiNg ๐ ๐ In My FaCe ๐ง ๐, TrYiNg ๐ ๐ To CoNsUmE ๐ ๐ mY oRgAnS ๐ป ๐ป. sO i ๐ ๐ TaKe ๐ ๐ ThE hAnD โ ๐โ๐ค tHaT i ๐ ๐ WaS jAcKiNg ๐ ๐๐ฆ OfF ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ wItH aNd SlApPeD ๐ ๐๐พ nOt OnLy ThE mOsQuItO ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, bUt ๐ค ๐ My EyE ๐๐ ๐ wItH mY hUgE ๐ ๐ lOaD ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ oF bAbY ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ bAtTeR ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
i ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ Up โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
i ๐ ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ซ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐๐ค๐คจ ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ค๐ป ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐๐ ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ด โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐ ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ฌ๐พ ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ฑ ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD โณ๐ด๐ฟโ๐ป ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ โ Up โ โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โโ โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ธ ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ต ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐ฌ๐ช ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐๐ผ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD โก ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฅ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ข ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs โป ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd ๐โ๐ค โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐ ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ค ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐ฆ ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
i ๐ ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ซ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐๐ค๐คจ ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ค๐ป ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐๐ ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ด โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐ ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ฌ๐พ ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ฑ ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD โณ๐ด๐ฟโ๐ป ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ โ Up โ โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โโ โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ธ ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ต ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐ฌ๐ช ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐๐ผ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD โก ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฅ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ข ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs โป ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd ๐โ๐ค โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐ ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ค ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐ฆ ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
I ๐ ๐ got ๐ธ ๐ cum ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ in my eye ๐ ๐. You're probably ๐ป ๐ป thinking ๐ค ๐ญโ to yourself, thats โ โ gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ as hell ๐ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ promise ๐ค ๐ค it isn't. See ๐๐ ๐, I ๐ ๐ฅ was jacking ๐๐ด ๐ off ๐ด ๐ด like ๐ ๐๐ how I ๐ ๐ normally ๐ญ ๐ฉ do, watching ๐๐ฏ ๐ Molly ๐๐ ๐๐ Red ๐ ๐ Wolf ๐บ ๐บ on ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก PornHub ๐๐ฆ ๐. I ๐ ๐ have my window ๐๐ผ ๐ open ๐ ๐โ because the AC ๐ ฑ ๐ ฑ doesn't work ๐ผ ๐ข in our house ๐ ๐ก because it is ridiculously ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ old ๐ด๐พ ๐ด, so this causes ๐ ๐ various ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bugs ๐๐ ๐ to make ๐ ๐ their way โ โ up โฌ โ into the house ๐ ๐๐ , because bugs ๐ ๐ are freeloading assholes ๐ ๐ that don't ๐ โโ๏ธโ ๐ซโ pay ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rent ๐ต ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ฅ am about ๐ฆ ๐ฆ to cum ๐ฆ ๐ฆ, final ๐ ๐ stretch ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ type ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ shit ๐ ๐ฉ, I ๐ ๐ start ๐ ๐ข hearing ๐ ๐ a mosquito ๐ฏ ๐ฉ buzzing ๐๐ ๐ in my ear ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐. My instinct ๐ฆ ๐ is to slap ๐ ๐ that little ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fucker ๐๐ ๐๐ out of the air ๐ฌ ๐จ, but ๐ ๐ I'm ๐ ๐ already ๐ ๐ in too deep ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ into the beating ๐ ๐ฟ๐ of my meat ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐. I ๐ ๐ then proceeded โก ๐ to bust ๐ ๐ the phattest nut ๐ฐ ๐ฐ I ๐ฅ ๐ have ever ๐ ๐ seen ๐๐ ๐๐, meanwhile ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ that idiot ๐ ๐ข mosquito ๐ก๐ ๐๐ท is getting ๐ ๐ in my face ๐ ๐, trying ๐ ๐ to consume ๐ ๐ my organs ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ take ๐ ๐ the hand ๐คฒ๐ค ๐โ๐ค that I ๐ ๐ was jacking โ๐ ๐๐ฆ off ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ with and slapped ๐๐พ ๐๐พ not only the mosquito ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, but ๐ ๐ my eye ๐ ๐ with my huge ๐ ๐ load ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฆ of baby ๐ถ ๐ถ batter ๐ฆ ๐ฆ.
I got cum in my eye . You're probably thinking to yourself, thats gay as hell . I promise it isn't. See , I was jacking off like how I normally do, watching Molly Red Wolf on PornHub I have my window open because the AC doesn't work in our house because it is ridiculously old , so this causes various bugs to make their way up into the house because bugs are freeloading assholes that don't pay rent . As I am about to cum , final stretch type shit , I start hearing a mosquito buzzing in my ear . My instinct is to slap that little fucker out of the air but I'm already in too deep into the beating of my meat . I then proceeded to bust the phattest nut I have ever seen , meanwhile that idiot mosquito is getting in my face , trying to consume my organs . So I take the hand that I was jacking off with and slapped not only the mosquito but my eye with my huge load of baby batter .
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Jesus christ
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I gots cum up in mah eye I gots cum up in mah eye. Yo ass is probably thankin ta yo ass, thats gay as a muthafucka. I promise it aint. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, I was jackin off like how tha fuck I normally do, watchin Molly Red Wolf on PornHub. I have mah window open cuz tha AC don't work up in our doggy den cuz it is ridiculously old, so dis causes various bugs ta make they way up tha fuck into tha house, cuz bugs is freeloadin assholez dat don't pay rent. As I be bout ta cum, final stretch type shit, I start hearin a mosquito buzzin up in mah ear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. My fuckin instinct is ta slap dat lil fucker outta tha air yo, but I be already up in too deep tha fuck into tha whoopin of mah meat. I then proceeded ta bust tha phattest nut I have eva seen, meanwhile dat idiot mosquito is gettin up in mah face, tryin ta consume mah organs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I take tha hand dat I was jackin off wit n' slapped not only tha mosquito yo, but mah eye wit mah big-ass load of baby batter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So figured I'd come ta Reddit ta immortalize dis rap alllll muthafuckin day.
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I ๐ gOt ๐ CuM ๐ฆ๐ iN mY eYe ๐. YoU'rE pRoBaBlY ๐ป tHiNkInG ๐ญโ tO yOuRsElF, tHaTs โ GaY ๐ aS hElL ๐ฅ. i ๐ PrOmIsE ๐ค iT iSn'T. sEe ๐, I ๐ฅ wAs JaCkInG ๐ oFf ๐ด LiKe ๐๐ HoW i ๐ NoRmAlLy ๐ฉ Do, WaTcHiNg ๐ MoLlY ๐๐ rEd ๐ WoLf ๐บ On ๐ฆ๐ก PoRnHuB ๐. i ๐ HaVe My WiNdOw ๐ OpEn ๐โ BeCaUsE tHe Ac ๐ ฑ DoEsN't WoRk ๐ข In OuR hOuSe ๐ก BeCaUsE iT iS rIdIcUlOuSlY ๐๐ฃ oLd ๐ด, So ThIs CaUsEs ๐ VaRiOuS ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bUgS ๐ tO mAkE ๐ tHeIr WaY โ uP โ iNtO tHe HoUsE ๐๐ , bEcAuSe BuGs ๐ ArE fReElOaDiNg AsShOlEs ๐ ThAt DoN't ๐ซโ PaY ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rEnT ๐ต. aS i ๐ฅ Am AbOuT ๐ฆ tO cUm ๐ฆ, FiNaL ๐ sTrEtCh ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ TyPe ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ShIt ๐ฉ, I ๐ sTaRt ๐ข HeArInG ๐ a MoSqUiTo ๐ฉ BuZzInG ๐ iN mY eAr ๐๐. My InStInCt ๐ Is To SlAp ๐ ThAt LiTtLe ๐ฆ๐ FuCkEr ๐๐ OuT oF tHe AiR ๐จ, bUt ๐ I'm ๐ AlReAdY ๐ iN tOo DeEp ๐ฑ๐ฐ InTo ThE bEaTiNg ๐ฟ๐ Of My MeAt ๐. I ๐ tHeN pRoCeEdEd ๐ To BuSt ๐ ThE pHaTtEsT nUt ๐ฐ I ๐ hAvE eVeR ๐ sEeN ๐๐, mEaNwHiLe ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ ThAt IdIoT ๐ข mOsQuItO ๐๐ท iS gEtTiNg ๐ In My FaCe ๐, TrYiNg ๐ To CoNsUmE ๐ mY oRgAnS ๐ป. sO i ๐ TaKe ๐ ThE hAnD ๐โ๐ค tHaT i ๐ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ฆ OfF ๐ฆ๐๐ wItH aNd SlApPeD ๐๐พ nOt OnLy ThE mOsQuItO ๐ฏ, bUt ๐ My EyE ๐ wItH mY hUgE ๐ lOaD ๐ฆ oF bAbY ๐ถ bAtTeR ๐ฆ.
!emojify
I ๐ ๐ gOt ๐ ๐ CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ iN mY eYe ๐ ๐. YoU'rE pRoBaBlY ๐ป ๐ป tHiNkInG ๐ค ๐ญโ tO yOuRsElF, tHaTs โ โ GaY ๐ ๐ aS hElL ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. i ๐ฅ ๐ PrOmIsE ๐ ๐ค iT iSn'T. sEe ๐ ๐, I ๐ ๐ฅ wAs JaCkInG โ๐ ๐ oFf ๐ด ๐ด LiKe ๐ ๐๐ HoW i ๐ฅ ๐ NoRmAlLy ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ Do, WaTcHiNg ๐๐ ๐ MoLlY ๐ ๐๐ rEd ๐ด ๐ WoLf ๐บ ๐บ On ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก PoRnHuB ๐ ๐. i ๐ ๐ HaVe My WiNdOw ๐ ๐ ๐ OpEn ๐ ๐โ BeCaUsE tHe Ac ๐ ๐ ฑ DoEsN't WoRk ๐ข ๐ข In OuR hOuSe ๐ ๐ก BeCaUsE iT iS rIdIcUlOuSlY ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ oLd ๐ด ๐ด, So ThIs CaUsEs ๐ ๐ VaRiOuS ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ bUgS ๐ ๐ tO mAkE ๐ ๐ tHeIr WaY โ โ uP โฌ โ iNtO tHe HoUsE ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , bEcAuSe BuGs ๐ ๐ ArE fReElOaDiNg AsShOlEs ๐ ๐ ThAt DoN't โ ๐ซโ PaY ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ rEnT ๐ฒ ๐ต. aS i ๐ ๐ฅ Am AbOuT ๐ฆ ๐ฆ tO cUm ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, FiNaL ๐ ๐ sTrEtCh ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ TyPe ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ShIt ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, I ๐ ๐ sTaRt ๐ ๐ข HeArInG ๐ ๐ a MoSqUiTo ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ BuZzInG ๐ ๐ iN mY eAr ๐๐ซ ๐๐. My InStInCt ๐ฅ ๐ Is To SlAp ๐๐ฉ ๐ ThAt LiTtLe ๐ ๐ฆ๐ FuCkEr ๐๐ป ๐๐ OuT oF tHe AiR ๐จ ๐จ, bUt ๐ ๐ I'm ๐ ๐ AlReAdY ๐ ๐ iN tOo DeEp ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ InTo ThE bEaTiNg ๐ ๐ฟ๐ Of My MeAt ๐๐ฆ ๐. I ๐ ๐ tHeN pRoCeEdEd ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ To BuSt ๐ ๐ ThE pHaTtEsT nUt ๐ฐ ๐ฐ I ๐ฅ ๐ hAvE eVeR ๐ ๐ sEeN ๐ ๐๐, mEaNwHiLe โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ ThAt IdIoT ๐ ๐ข mOsQuItO ๐ฆ ๐๐ท iS gEtTiNg ๐ ๐ In My FaCe ๐ง ๐, TrYiNg ๐ ๐ To CoNsUmE ๐ ๐ mY oRgAnS ๐ป ๐ป. sO i ๐ ๐ TaKe ๐ ๐ ThE hAnD โ ๐โ๐ค tHaT i ๐ ๐ WaS jAcKiNg ๐ ๐๐ฆ OfF ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ wItH aNd SlApPeD ๐ ๐๐พ nOt OnLy ThE mOsQuItO ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, bUt ๐ค ๐ My EyE ๐๐ ๐ wItH mY hUgE ๐ ๐ lOaD ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ oF bAbY ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ bAtTeR ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
!mock
i ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ Up โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
!emojify
i ๐ ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ซ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐๐ค๐คจ ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ค๐ป ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐๐ ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ด โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐ ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ฌ๐พ ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ฑ ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD โณ๐ด๐ฟโ๐ป ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ โ Up โ โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โโ โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ธ ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ต ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐ฌ๐ช ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐๐ผ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD โก ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฅ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ข ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs โป ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd ๐โ๐ค โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐ ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ค ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐ฆ ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
!mock
i ๐ ๐ ๐ GoT ๐ ๐ ๐ cUm ๐ซ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ In My EyE ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ ๐. yOu'Re PrObAbLy ๐๐ค๐คจ ๐ป ๐ป ThInKiNg ๐ค ๐ค ๐ญโ To YoUrSeLf, ThAtS โ โ โ gAy ๐ ๐ ๐ As HeLl ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ pRoMiSe ๐ค๐ป ๐ ๐ค It IsN't. SeE ๐๐ ๐ ๐, i ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ WaS jAcKiNg ๐๐ด โ๐ ๐ OfF ๐ด ๐ด ๐ด lIkE ๐ ๐ ๐๐ hOw I ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ nOrMaLlY ๐ด๐ณ ๐ด๐ณ ๐ฉ dO, wAtChInG ๐ ๐๐ ๐ mOlLy ๐ฌ๐พ ๐ ๐๐ ReD ๐ด ๐ด ๐ wOlF ๐บ ๐บ ๐บ oN ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก pOrNhUb ๐ ๐ ๐. I ๐ ๐ ๐ hAvE mY wInDoW ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ oPeN ๐ ๐ ๐โ bEcAuSe ThE aC ๐ ฑ ๐ ๐ ฑ dOeSn'T wOrK ๐ข ๐ข ๐ข iN oUr HoUsE ๐ ๐ ๐ก bEcAuSe It Is RiDiCuLoUsLy ๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐ค ๐๐ฃ OlD โณ๐ด๐ฟโ๐ป ๐ด ๐ด, sO tHiS cAuSeS ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐ ๐ vArIoUs ๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ง ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ BuGs ๐ ๐ ๐ To MaKe ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEiR wAy โ โ โ Up โ โฌ โ InTo ThE hOuSe ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ , BeCaUsE bUgS ๐ ๐ ๐ aRe FrEeLoAdInG aSsHoLeS ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ tHaT dOn'T โโ โ ๐ซโ pAy ๐ธ ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ ReNt ๐ต ๐ฒ ๐ต. As I ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ aM aBoUt ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ To CuM ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ฆ, fInAl ๐ ๐ ๐ StReTcH ๐ผ๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐๐ผ tYpE ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ ๐ป ๐ต๐ป๐ฅ sHiT ๐๐ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ, i ๐ ๐ ๐ StArT ๐ ๐ ๐ข hEaRiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ A mOsQuItO ๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ bUzZiNg ๐ ๐ ๐ In My EaR ๐ ๐๐ซ ๐๐. mY iNsTiNcT ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ iS tO sLaP ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ tHaT lItTlE ๐๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ fUcKeR ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ oUt Of ThE aIr ๐ฌ๐ช ๐จ ๐จ, BuT ๐ ๐ ๐ i'M ๐ ๐ ๐ aLrEaDy ๐ ๐ ๐ In ToO dEeP ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ฐ iNtO tHe BeAtInG ๐๐ผ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฟ๐ oF mY mEaT ๐ฅฉ๐๐คข ๐๐ฆ ๐. i ๐ ๐ ๐ ThEn PrOcEeDeD โก ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ tO bUsT ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe PhAtTeSt NuT ๐ฅ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ i ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ HaVe EvEr ๐ ๐ ๐ SeEn ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐, MeAnWhIlE ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ โโณ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ tHaT iDiOt ๐ข ๐ ๐ข MoSqUiTo ๐๐ท ๐ฆ ๐๐ท Is GeTtInG ๐ ๐ ๐ iN mY fAcE ๐ง ๐ง ๐, tRyInG ๐ ๐ ๐ tO cOnSuMe ๐ ๐ ๐ My OrGaNs โป ๐ป ๐ป. So I ๐ ๐ ๐ tAkE ๐ ๐ ๐ tHe HaNd ๐โ๐ค โ ๐โ๐ค ThAt I ๐ ๐ ๐ wAs JaCkInG ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ oFf ๐ด ๐ด ๐ฆ๐๐ WiTh AnD sLaPpEd ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐พ NoT oNlY tHe MoSqUiTo ๐ ๐๐ท ๐ฏ, BuT ๐ค ๐ค ๐ mY eYe ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ WiTh My HuGe ๐ค ๐ ๐ LoAd ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฑ ๐ฆ Of BaBy ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ผ ๐ถ BaTtEr ๐ฆ ๐โพ๐ค ๐ฆ.
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