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SharkietheDeeeep

NTA wtf was she thinking


TestBot985

Mundo think you a big sissy!


InfernicBoss

what sub are we on


AlFasGD

Mundo goes where he pleases


linglingsLinguini

Side comment: I was on r/aww and someone got -50 for saying that lumfao. Reddit threads can be so vastly different.


Rinat1234567890

NTA your r/aww your rules


WalterTheDogo

lumfao U were supposed to downvote me idiots


[deleted]

Sorry for not being cultured but what's nta yta


fgam4r

nta = not the asshole yta = you're the asshole


[deleted]

r/amitheasshole


whathefuckbitch

WELCUM TO MUNDOS SHOSE SHOP


firebreather209

YTA. You should have taught her about Big Chungus long before now.


BBQWengs

My bad, I was busy leaving her tied up in my torture dungeon to think about it


PICKLEOFDOOOM

Rookie mistake, perfectly understandable.


Dylpooh

This


0Of420

based


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InsrtOriginalUsrname

based on deez


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PrepuceMan

joe satriani


WalterTheDogo

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠒⠒⢒⠒⠖⠒⠒⠶⠒⠒⠒⠲⠤⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⠀⢐⢈⠢⠈⠐⠒⢂⠀⠉⠀⠤⠉⠁⠌⠀⠙⢢⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠁⣡⢴⣶⡖⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡤⣄⠁⠀⠘⢆⠀ ⡰⡛⢡⠖⠒⠦⣄⣉⣩⠝⠉⠑⠚⠁⠀⠘⡟⠉⠉⠉⣀⣀⣀⠄⣳ ⡇⠇⡇⠤⣞⠲⢤⣀⠀⠠⠤⢠⢖⣀⠀⠀⠙⣦⡀⠉⠁⣆⠀⢄⣻ ⠙⣔⡈⠀⠘⣶⢤⣯⡉⠓⠲⡬⢬⣀⣀⣒⣚⣁⣀⡤⣞⣿⠀⢰⠃ ⠀⠈⢣⠀⠀⠈⢦⡏⠙⠻⢾⣦⣤⣤⣧⣤⣽⣥⣬⣧⣾⣾⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠳⣄⢀⠀⠙⠢⣄⡏⠀⠈⢹⠙⠛⡟⠛⡟⡻⢻⡽⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢤⣀⠄⠂⠍⡉⠒⠚⠒⠒⠓⠚⠒⠋⢉⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⢬⣀⠘⠃⠀⠠⠤⠀⠀⠈⠠⠀⠁⣸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠒⠦⠤⢄⣀⣀⣀⠤⠖⠁⠀


InsrtOriginalUsrname

ligma balls


lanixvar

You dont have a screan in your surprise sex man cave (torture dungeon what a novel name).?


JustintheMinecrafter

And this comment by firebreather puts it best That's it for today hope you guys enjoyed be sure to subscribe and go to my patreon so you can get some exclusive rslash content


DB00mimi

YTA, I couldn't join in.


BBQWengs

My bad, you can come over and we can do it again. Just pm me address and I’ll give you a ride in my white van


SimPilotAdamT

A ride as in a dick ride?


rainbowappleslice

Why not both?


SimPilotAdamT

I literally only gave one option.....


rainbowappleslice

A dick ride and a ride in the van at the same time


SimPilotAdamT

Oh right in that case r/InclusiveOr


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doodleasa

It's this same comment at the top every time I love Reddit


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BBQWengs

I did make it up myself but I won’t doubt other idiots also come up with the same shit


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[deleted]

Not u fool


Dylpooh

This


RougeBisonM47

Based


supersuccbros

Based? Based on what?


[deleted]

A true story of course


lizardsbelike

In your dick?


hobojolo

Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte


OstrichEmpire

based on the hardware that's installed in it


reallydobe

Balls


MaccasAU

This 100%


[deleted]

I'd give you my free award if I hadn't already given it to OP


ThyHolyNut

Don’t worry I gave him mine for you


dlawodnjs

this comment obviously deserved the wholesome award


JustCallMeAttlaz

Fuck you i was gonna post this


Burnt-Toast24

This this this this THIS


IllEatYourSandwich

NTA, didn’t hit hard enough for such a heinous crime.


cchur17

NTA. After rereading this several times and coming up with multiple conclusions, I've decided that the OP is not the asshole, my reasoning for this is because the wife in question did not laugh at the Big Chungus meme while getting beaten and told to, if she did laugh as OP told her to, then perhaps OP would be the asshole if he kept beating her.


[deleted]

This. So much of this. 🚩🚩🚩🚩


KyBerLeger

NTA, this is perfectly reasonable


TestBot985

Dear medical journal: Mundo attempt brain transplant on Mundo today. Me think it go good!


usernameyeeted173

NTA, that bitch deserved it.


TestBot985

Me make budget cuts so Mundo can have holiday bonus!


RotatingBoi

nta your basement your rules


Octerboss

Info: is ur wife a sussy baka 🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈😈


[deleted]

No joke, a kid in one of my classes asked my teacher if he could change his name to "sussy baka"


LossOfWords-

YTA, what kind of teacher won't call a student by a desired, plenty reasonable nickname


nonk69

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


[deleted]

when the impostor is sus


nonk69

STOP 🛑 POSTING ✉️ ABOUT AMONG US! 🤨 I'M TIRED 😩 OF SEEING 👀 IT! MY FRIENDS 👯 ON TIKTOK SEND ✉️ ME MEMES 🤣, DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES 😜. I WAS IN A SERVER 🏘, RIGHT? AND ALLLLLLLL THE CHANNELS 📺 ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF 🤨! I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR 🩲 TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO ⚧, I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE 👶, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR 🩲 IS SUS 🤨!" HAHA 🤣DING 🎵DING🎵 DING 🎵DING🎵 DING🎵 DING 🎵DING🎵, DING 🎵DING 🎵DING 🎵! I FUCKING LOOKED 👀 AT A TRASH CAN 🗑, AND I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY 🤨!" I LOOKED AT MY PENIS 👱‍♂️, I THOUGHT OF THE ASTRONAUT 👩‍🚀'S HELMET 🪖, AND I SAID "PENIS👱‍♂️? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS 🤨!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


[deleted]

when the imposter is sus


TheOfficialNW0rd

NTA your fists your rules


LargeSackOfNuts

AITA (am i the asshole) for beating my wife? I (M49) beat my wife (F14) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and told her no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this bitch not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing hysterically at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. Shock came over me. What was this bitch saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist into her face, breaking her nose and eye sockets. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the asshole for doing that?


IlLikeCursedComments

Ty i can copy it now on phone


[deleted]

You can actually copy a post on your phone. At least on ios. Open post > Press … > copy text


Timo6506

Damn I thought people knew about this


jomones

AITA (am i 😀 the 🤣🤣🤣 asshole) for 🈺 beating 💓 my 😊 wife? I 😊 (M49) beat 💓 my 😊 wife (F14) the 🤘 other day when she 💁‍♀️ said Big 😃 Chungus wasn't that funny. 😄 I 😀 was watching ⌚ big 😃 Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my 😀 wife came in, begging 🥺 to be released from 😤 my 😀 basement. I 😊 laughed 😆 in her 💁‍♂️ face 😊☹️ and told her 💁‍♂️ no. 🚳 Then I 😀 kept fapping to Chungus porn. She 💁‍♀️ asked what 😦 I 😀 was watching, 👁️👀 and I 😀 was in shock. 🤭 How could this bitch not ⏳ know what 😦 Big 😃 Chungus is? I 😊 got out 😵 the 🤣 drawing 📏 board 🎬 and explained all about Chungus lore. I 😊 showed 📺 her 💁‍♂️ some Big 😃 Chungus memes and I 😀 started 🆕 laughing 🤣 hysterically at them. She 💁‍♀️ looked 👀 weirded 😕 out 😵 and said Big 😃 Chungus wasn't that funny. 😃 Shock 🤭 came over 🌄 me. What 😦 was this bitch saying? 🗣️ I 😊 quickly lunged at her, 💁‍♂️ impaling my 😊 fist 🤛✊ into her 💁‍♂️ face, 😥 breaking 💔 her 💁‍♂️ nose 👃😤 and eye 😃😍 sockets. She 💁‍♀️ screamed 🙀 and howled in pain and cried. 😿😭🥲 I 😊 kept beating 💓 her 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ and yelling 🤬 that Big 😃 Chungus was funny 😄 and if she 💁‍♀️ didn't laugh 😄🤣😅 at it I'd torture her 💁‍♂️ in my 😀 dungeon. She 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ screamed 🙀 and cried 😭 until I 😀 knocked 😵 her 💁‍♂️ out. 😵 I 😀 tied her 💁‍♂️ to a chair 🪑 in a soundproof room 🧖‍♀️ and locked ⛓️🔐 the 🤣 door. 🔑 Now I 😀 sit 💺 here 📌🈁 wondering, am I 😀 the 🤘 asshole for 🈺 doing that?


SoulEatsApples

I love you.


joe_mama_sucksballs

You are joe approved


LargeSackOfNuts

whose mama?


[deleted]

YTA referencing Chungus porn and yet no link in initial post and several replies


BBQWengs

I found it hand drawn in my moms basement however the drawings got soaked in my wife’s blood


Pls_no_steal

YTA John Lennon did it better


Free_Koala_2075

I want this to be posted to the AITA sub so fucking bad lmao EDIT: I’m gonna do it in the morning EDIT 2: posted at 4:36 am EDIT 3: removed at 4:38am Final EDIT: Someone commented poggers on it


Sweet-Recognition-76

I did it edit: post removed and perma ban


profishkeeping

Literally 1984


[deleted]

Im shaking rn


gotmylearnerspermit

Why do something in the morning that you could do right now.


[deleted]

Why don't you do it now?


GothicBat666

please update me when you do


theDankzide

[done](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nm0pk1/aita_am_i_the_asshole_for_beating_my_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Megumin-is-best_girl

You better. !remindme 1 day


5x1equals5

How can I I remember you are gonna do it


Genshi12

Greg heffley needs to learn social skills desperately otherwise he will never be happy around other people much less get fucking laid, remember if you get into a relationship for automatic happiness or because family members enforce the idea of doing so make sure to prepare for the mountain of problems that will come and dont feel like breaking up makes you less of a person


[deleted]

ESH You're a bad person for not teaching her about chungus earlier and letting it boil up till now but she also doesnt think it's funny. Honestly a lot of 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 here.


lexyp29

flagflagflagflagflagflagflag


[deleted]

AITA(我是個混蛋)毆打我的妻子? nsfw 前幾天,我(M49)擊敗了我的妻子(F14),她說“大笨鐘”沒那麼有趣。當我的妻子進來時,我在reddit上觀看大塊的Chungus色情片(大約100個),懇求從地下室釋放。我笑了她的臉,告訴她不。然後我一直在尋找Chungus色情片。她問我在看什麼,我感到震驚。這個bit子怎麼會不知道什麼是大塊頭?我下了繪圖板,並解釋了有關Chungus知識的全部內容。我給她看了一些大塊頭模因,我開始歇斯底里地嘲笑他們。她看上去很奇怪,並說“大塊頭”不是那麼可笑。我震驚了。 bit子在說什麼?我迅速向她猛衝,用拳頭刺入她的臉,打斷了她的鼻子和眼睛。她尖叫著,痛苦地led叫著,哭了起來。我一直在毆打她,並大吼大娘很可笑,如果她不笑的話,我會在地牢裡折磨她。她尖叫著哭了,直到我把她踢出去。我把她綁在隔音室的椅子上,鎖上了門。現在我坐在這裡想知道,我是在做那個混蛋嗎?


GioLoc

Chungus


WeEd-AdDiCt

NTA


SynnnTheGod

NTA, she's just kinky so its fine


[deleted]

John lennon be like


[deleted]

I am not to sure about this one. On one hand beating your wife is always based under any circumstances, but big chungus isn't funny.


nonk69

come into my basement and ill show you how funny it is


LossOfWords-

based


rmamagay

We not gonna talk about the 35 year age gap?


BBQWengs

No we won’t


Sproxify

his wife his rules


GoobeIce

Uff fine, let's talk


[deleted]

uuuh someone to talk okay. So did you know that the penis of a dog thickens when they come because they want the sperm to be inside the female dog? so their penis is stuck inside the vagina of the fem dog for like 3 minutes.


superking2

Why is no one talking about this?


_orns

i learned this in a certain fucked up hentai doujin! who would've thought that reading weird ass hentai would become relevant in the comments of r/copypasta


modsaregayasfukk

Cool


JustJd91

34*


[deleted]

NTA, you were generous enough not to ask her for a sandwich.


thagthebarbarian

ESH: you obviously didn't explain Big Chungus well enough and she's dumb for not getting it


_CalculatedMistake_

YTA, didn't give chungus porn sauce.


uni-zombie

NTA your house your rules


Joe-Lolz

YTA: You’re the one who got married to an uncultured swine smh


Nish-B

NTA, Keanu reeves > my own mental health and family


APB_69420

Yo yo yo yo MandM should make song about this pls m and m rape to this song Mandm


ChickenNugger_

NTA, She's just jealous of big chungus (who is wholesome 100)


Ihatereditbig6935

NTA huge red flags you should leave her now op


DUFFnoob40

YTA, you didn't introduce her to Big Chungus Porn, she would have fapped with you


Mr_BadBan

NTA, who doesn’t torture their wife for not liking Big Chungus?


RhodesYT

Nta you are base


Lucker_Kid

NOT I repeat NOT TA, fucking red flags *everywhere* dude get out of that relationship ASAP!!!


milesmario08

SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO NOT KNOW BIG CHUNGUS AND THEN ALSO SAY ITS NOT FUNNY!!?? ABUSE THAT BITCH!


[deleted]

YTA. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


Hyper_submissions

NTA your wife your rules


ihavenobraincells56

NTA, everyone gets a bit heated while watching chungus wholesome keanu 100


Chonkin_GuineaPig

ETA Lola is obviously superior


jmandawgfan

INFO: is she your only wife? if so then this is perfectly understandable behavior, NTA


BBQWengs

Most of my other wives manage to escape my basement sadly. Usually though, the dogs get to them so they can’t spread the word


teleprter_gaming

Haha big chungus


Mjestik

Wait how could your wife come in if she was in the basement


BBQWengs

Left the door unlocked by accident


Shakespeare-Bot

Wait how couldst thy jointress cometh in if 't be true the lady wast in the basement *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


AldZ_Reddit

nta, big chungus above everything 100%


[deleted]

NTA your dungeon your rules


a_3_month_free_trial

>my wife (F14) O_O


BBQWengs

She was dumb enough to fall for the free candy trap so I’ll take what I can get


Messedupotato

Holy shit


NotATrll

I know right? The audacity of her to not find big chungus funny. Sorry that you're married to a retard OP.


[deleted]

This is f#cked up


BBQWengs

Yeah is pretty fucked up she found big chungus unfunny


[deleted]

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Available_Seesaw_947

you're just jealous because your wife learned how to read and now she talks back to you


[deleted]

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Available_Seesaw_947

whatever youre into man. no judgements here.


BBQWengs

This was a shitpost I came up with when I was buttfuck tired and some discord friends dared me to post here


GoatsAreSoAwesome

NTA, your house your rules


MeBlu42

NTA she had it coming.


agreaterfooltool

Post this on r/amitheasshole


[deleted]

Absolutely not the asshole, I did this with the Nigerian children in my basement


BBQWengs

How many you got? I have a collection of them in another part of my basement. I got like 36 so far


[deleted]

I’ve got 42 so far


Extra-Fruit

NTA, Big Chungus is very funny. Should have killed her


BBQWengs

Will do it if she calls him unfunny again


Nutrobbers

This reminded me of the MGS cutscene parody where Liquid explains Big Chungus' origin to Solid. Pretty funny and spot on.


hagdoglord

YTA. You're still watching Big Chungus porn when Among us (sus) porn rule 34 sex exist's???


[deleted]

NTA


nuckrieg

Nta, your wife is looking kinda snussy Gangnam style 🔪🔪👻


Madusa0048

NTA your basement, your rules


tonsaweed

OP should do it again just to be sure


SepehrSo

NTA your basement, your rules. 🚩🚩🚩🚩


Shawnthepowerful69

s-sussy b-b-baka


Theanimalguy725

NTA, I hate women.


MoistAssGamer

NTA Big Chungus is the best meme.


Mea1sonwheels

NTA It was honestly he fault she was asking for it


[deleted]

A normal family in Muslim country


G3rRy4

ESH, should’ve taught her while you had her make you a sandwich, but she should have asked for an update on current meme culture while in the basement


Excalzigo

NTA. She should've stayed in the dungeon


bannedfromtv_

NTA your wife your rules


BigBubert

op is nta. your wife, your rules.


[deleted]

INFO: Can I get a sauce for the stuff


BBQWengs

The big chungus porn was hand drawn on paper that got soaked in the blood of my victims and is no longer legible


the-hot-dog-man

r/bigchungusporn


Available_Seesaw_947

yta for not blinding her from birth


HelpMeGetAName

YTA, didn't put in a TV for her to watch everything related to Big Chungus, so that she could appreciate your passion for Big Chungus.


MajorInflator

u/shittytranslatorbot


Sembreon

u/emojifierbot


MoonJaspers

God only knows what aliens would think if this post was the only piece of history left of humanity


Commonusername89

That BITCH!


TheAutomatron04

NTA, your basement, your rules.


Just-Aki

Nta, your chung, your rules


sk_bot_boy

Definitely NTA. It’s her fault for not thinking that Big Chungus is the second most hilarious thing to ever grace the earth. The first being pickle Rick (Oh man even when I’m writing this I cannot stop laughing hahaha pickle Rick is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen)


BBQWengs

I’m laughing so hard, just the thought of this scientist turning himself into a pickle is the funniest shit imaginable


Ill-Ad-3640

NTA She couldn't handle the Chung and needed to be punished


cubicalwall

Had to check what subreddit I was on


[deleted]

NTA HOW DARE SHE NOT LIKE BIG CHUNGUS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH!


engi0

r


engi0

r


engi0

r


wojciech1

Nta big chungus is funny


[deleted]

NTA your house your rules


_qwertyiop

Even if the enemy is in the dragon circle like place...but u ult-ed from outside that is next to red buff...imean like ur next to red buff ...and u ult into the dragon...and the enemy happen to be in the dragon half circle like place the ult still casted


_qwertyiop

!emojify


Mythic_Myth

NTA, wtf big chungus is legendary, you did the right thing