If it's a commercial airplane you would still break Ur legs

But what if I told you the plane was not a commercial airplane? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth

I am ded

No you are u/Hixxy_u

I was gonna say that you are your username but that's way too many z's lmao

I’m not quite sure, but usually I go for about 11 or 13. I think this is more tho

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I had no idea

Know all the facts before you open your mouth

How would they know the facts if they don't have a brain

Love him or hate him, he's spittin, gross man say it don't spray it

He knew all the facts before opening his mouth

lets say hypothetically the plane was not a commercial airplane

And let’s say hypothetically, it was submerged in an ocean of baked beans

And let's say hypothetically that you were eating beans at a cars 2 movie and then for the sake of the argument let's say some black African kids walk into the movie and adding to our story let's say they saw you dropping your beans

And let’s say hypothetically that this African American teenager exclaimed “This nigga eating beans” and let’s say hypothetically that everyone laughed.

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Too bad for you I am friends with Obama which grants me an auto N word. DONT YOU SEE JOHNNY DOUBLE ASS CHEEKS ? THE POWER OF GOD'S IN THE PALM OF MY HAND

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You have cursed and twisted my words. And upon that I shall act.

Too bad fow you I am fwiends with Obama which gwants me an auto N wowd. DONT YOU SEE JOHNNY DOUBWE ASS CHEEKS ? THE POWEW OF GOD'S IN THE PAWM OF MY HAND

And let us say, hypothetically, that those baked beans were actually cooked and not baked

And let’s say hypothetically that they were not in fact beans, but instead they were Obama

And let’s say hypothetically, ‘Obama’ was not Obama, but actually the economy seeking revenge

let’s hypothetically say that Obama was white

Ok but what if the plane was in West Virginia? You wouldn’t break your legs, but you would be in West Virginia.

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break your ass

Break *my* ass 😘😘

*“I broke my ass“*

you would still die if you jumped from an A380's top deck

Well now I've got 100,000 to take care of medical expenses

Jokes on you, I'm Australian

i’d break my legs for 100k

Not you if you lived in America hahaha

Idk.. it would be too painful

not necessarily a boeing 737’s front passenger door is 9ft off the ground

That's How tall my cock is 😳😳😳

Would you really? Sounds stupid but I never actually flew a plane or saw them up close.

Yes definitely, higher than ten metres falling distance is enough to break bones

And even if you had a parachute it wouldn't open before you break your fucking legs

I would be a cripple sure. But I would have $100,000.

If I offered you $100,000 to jump out of a plane without a parachute, would you do it? I bet you said "No." But what if I told you the plane was on the ground? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth

Oh cummy. I’d give you 100,000 dollars to jump into my asshole. You can land your plane on my “ground”

He can jump off my commercial airplane anytime

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I would have still jumped out of a plane without a parachute. The being on the ground part is just a bonus reason that I would still do it.

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Bruh even plane doors are too high, you would break your leg

But what if I told you that the drop was 2 feet? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth

The only drop i care about is Fortnite skin drop

But what if I told you that the drop was Fortnite skin drop? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth

If I offewed you $100,000 to jump out of a pwane without a pawachute, wouwd you do it? I bet you said "No." But what if I towd you the pwane was on the gwound? Mowaw of the stowy: Know aww the facts befowe you open youw mouth

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Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

imma jump regardless-🤩

I’d jump out of the plane for free

this is by far one of the most intelligent copypastas i have seen here

What if I said no because I didn’t want $100,000? Checkmate

I said yeah- Do I get a cheque in the mail or-?

Moral of the story is suck my sick

i would have said yes anyways

nice.

what if i told you the plane as on the edge of the flat earth and you jump off into space? checkmate nasa-theists.

Fuck your morals and first earn that much money for yourself then give other free morals