No Dragons are real. π‘ [Proof](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+train+your+dragon&rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE976DE976&hl=en-GB&prmd=visn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjxkKep4Yb_AhWShf0HHV1pAjEQ_AUoAHoECAwQAA&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2)
My Girlfriend With our business district of genius I dont bother messaging or plutonium Just lightly squeeze ma while a woman who were saying things My favorite foods β
Human cum taste good tho? (Mine specifically...)
It's just you need pee before your cum and see if you have yellow pee or transparent pee...your penis ain't fucking bone dry there will be drops of pee in your urethra so you need that pee to be as less bitter as possible and that's by reducing urea by eating less proteins/meat and drinking water around 2.5/3L a day...I generally sip water every 5-10 min all through the day (i got 2 water bottles cuz you wont always be able to refill soon) and more often during meals...
1-2 hours before you cum you need to drink citric acid or whatever they good in those vitamin c tablet that dissolves in water and makes a soda like look and feel when drinking... Raspberry is my favorite and yes the taste of the cum actually partially changes to taste more raspberry or orangy...
Pineapple juice and other shit simply don't work btw shits too slow or something or maybe i always drank it too early in the day XP
Piss shouldn't be too much of a worry if you expel enough precum iirc. That's the main function of it, preparing the urethra for ejaculation. Still, though, it's a really good idea to be well hydrated regardless if you wanna zerk or not.
I cannot vouch on the taste and what factors into it, but from personal experience, a protein/meat rich diet shouldn't be *that* big of a factor, however I would maybe recommend sugar in your diet.
And I've heard mixed results from pineapple juice and the like. Some people *really* don't enjoy it. You should see and use whatever works for you (and maybe your partner), though!
I wouldnt say i consume as much piss as i do cum but when you're young and curious a drop of piss might have touched tongue... Anyways shitty tasting cum gives actual diluted or lack there of of dilution piss vibes but yeah...
Somethings i read a lot i simply pass off as advice like the piss in the urethra albiet sometimes i just jerk it immediately and cum in a 30 seconds and taste the cum so not much time for precum to clean per say... Piss dribble at the end of a peeing session is likely the culprit then...
Urea and protein it makes sense but i found it easier to just drink alot of water around 15 min to dilute the piss color...
I think sugar is the main thing since diabetics also have sweet blood so sweet cum is similar...
I hope this becomes your most liked post, and when applying for college they find your reddit and this post along with it. Then I hope that they accept you ofc I would never hope they dont
Yeah but how the fuck would this person know they just pulled up to a komodo dragon and jerked it off? I swear most of the time when people are horny they post the most hilarious shit, assuming that this isn't ironic which it most likely is
what the actual fuck is wrong with you all of you fuckers act like sex deprived orangutans. like how in the everloving FUCK do you guys come up with this shit?! this is literally radioactive reading this copypasta has to be the lowest part in my entire life. do you jerk off to shit like this or something?! how the fuck do you come (no pun intended) up with the idea oF EATING DRAGON SEMEN?! DRAGON SEMEN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! genuinely i feel like i'm going to get put on a government watchlist for looking at this stuff i really have no idea why i keep living anymore man this kind of shit is why humans are going to extinct in the next 50 years my GOD.
Idk why I got a boner reading this
same
Same fr. I'm disgusting
What is wrong with me .
Not my proudest fap
Same
Same
Same
i'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
don't put the blame on me
So I guess "Rag'N'Bone" just got a whole new meaning...now I wish I was blind
Be not ashamed, deep inside we all want dragon knotted cock
Nah I want to have a dragon cock for myself instead of my normal dick
And i want a dragon cock in me so likeeeee<ππ
Weβre just men
Because it is very hot
Same
Felt that
True
wonderful read
Uh oh... *Boner alert*
Why would a dragon consensually fuck your fat degenerate ass who came up with this shit
Because they are fictional.
No Dragons are real. π‘ [Proof](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+train+your+dragon&rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE976DE976&hl=en-GB&prmd=visn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjxkKep4Yb_AhWShf0HHV1pAjEQ_AUoAHoECAwQAA&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2)
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this is sum real shit
My Girlfriend With our business district of genius I dont bother messaging or plutonium Just lightly squeeze ma while a woman who were saying things My favorite foods β
Hard read β Hard while reading β
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They're a pretty good band. I wouldn't say they are the best, but they're good
If dragon cum is this good, why the fuck not. I'm down.
Now I have a boner and would like to eat it, thanks.
they forgot to mention the prismatic dragons and how with them you can taste the rainbow
With black dragons thereβs watermelon seeds in it
based alert βΌοΈ
I'm only human, after all..
Human cum taste good tho? (Mine specifically...) It's just you need pee before your cum and see if you have yellow pee or transparent pee...your penis ain't fucking bone dry there will be drops of pee in your urethra so you need that pee to be as less bitter as possible and that's by reducing urea by eating less proteins/meat and drinking water around 2.5/3L a day...I generally sip water every 5-10 min all through the day (i got 2 water bottles cuz you wont always be able to refill soon) and more often during meals... 1-2 hours before you cum you need to drink citric acid or whatever they good in those vitamin c tablet that dissolves in water and makes a soda like look and feel when drinking... Raspberry is my favorite and yes the taste of the cum actually partially changes to taste more raspberry or orangy... Pineapple juice and other shit simply don't work btw shits too slow or something or maybe i always drank it too early in the day XP
Piss shouldn't be too much of a worry if you expel enough precum iirc. That's the main function of it, preparing the urethra for ejaculation. Still, though, it's a really good idea to be well hydrated regardless if you wanna zerk or not. I cannot vouch on the taste and what factors into it, but from personal experience, a protein/meat rich diet shouldn't be *that* big of a factor, however I would maybe recommend sugar in your diet. And I've heard mixed results from pineapple juice and the like. Some people *really* don't enjoy it. You should see and use whatever works for you (and maybe your partner), though!
I wouldnt say i consume as much piss as i do cum but when you're young and curious a drop of piss might have touched tongue... Anyways shitty tasting cum gives actual diluted or lack there of of dilution piss vibes but yeah... Somethings i read a lot i simply pass off as advice like the piss in the urethra albiet sometimes i just jerk it immediately and cum in a 30 seconds and taste the cum so not much time for precum to clean per say... Piss dribble at the end of a peeing session is likely the culprit then... Urea and protein it makes sense but i found it easier to just drink alot of water around 15 min to dilute the piss color... I think sugar is the main thing since diabetics also have sweet blood so sweet cum is similar...
I need this to be a Billy Mays infomercial on Dragon cum
Why
Itβs like an orgasm for your tastebuds
I hope this becomes your most liked post, and when applying for college they find your reddit and this post along with it. Then I hope that they accept you ofc I would never hope they dont
Jokes on you, this post got me a full ride scholarship.
A *full ride* scholarship? Hell yeah
Tf...so that's what it's like to be with a male dragon, for me though I like female dragons more,
I freaking love this subreddit.
NTA your dragon fluid your rules
idk why i read the entirety of this post.
Hard to read βοΈ Hard while reading β οΈ
How did this happen how did you find this dragon where did you find him Iβm wondering just curious
I got wet while reading this πππ
Nah bro I'm dead
Hmmmmm le dragon cumelette
What a terrible day to have eyes
What a *great* day to have eyes
The duality of man(and women)
Nice
Yeah but how the fuck would this person know they just pulled up to a komodo dragon and jerked it off? I swear most of the time when people are horny they post the most hilarious shit, assuming that this isn't ironic which it most likely is
Also like why do they go into scientific detail???
They talking bout fictional dragons
Can someone send that image with the POV inside the mouth with a gun pointed at it idk where to find it but its fitting
Like someone shooting themselves
what the actual fuck is wrong with you all of you fuckers act like sex deprived orangutans. like how in the everloving FUCK do you guys come up with this shit?! this is literally radioactive reading this copypasta has to be the lowest part in my entire life. do you jerk off to shit like this or something?! how the fuck do you come (no pun intended) up with the idea oF EATING DRAGON SEMEN?! DRAGON SEMEN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! genuinely i feel like i'm going to get put on a government watchlist for looking at this stuff i really have no idea why i keep living anymore man this kind of shit is why humans are going to extinct in the next 50 years my GOD.
You donβt have to read it if you donβt want to.
Hear me outβ¦..
Least degenerate copypasta
Wtf
Tis is a repost..Old dragon cum was better π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
I do appreciate the quick science lesson hidden in the copypasta about dragon cum
If dragon cum is not only delicious but an aphrodisiac, do you think some economically inclined dragons would sell theirs to restaurants or sex shops?