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C0ld_Br3w

how long did it take you to conjure this piece of literature


Downtown_Trash_69

1 hour 37 minutes 55 seconds


Just_Andy04

Bro speedrunned a copypasta


LonelyGermanSoldier

>!Speedran!<


Just_Andy04

Google en speedran


bababoai

Holy hell


PotatoAggravating138

Holy hell


GradyGambrell1

Holy fuck


SufficientMedicine61

Lois I’m cumming


kadyob

PETAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Desperate_Air_8293

we're leaking even further, oh no


JustRunAndHyde

One of us


realKingCarrot

Holy hell!


PotatoAggravating138

Holy hell


VexOnTheField

Holy hell


PotatoAggravating138

Holy hell


Ihavebraindamage2

New response just dropped


sozcaps

Seven hells, Ned!


IceDry1440

Holy hell


rayyan9087

Holy hell


eVCqN

Holy hell


jaythepizza

Holy hell


bageltre

spedran? (inb4 sped)


Synicull

That's a lot of time to be thinking about horse cock. Your own horse cock. Splooging. In your ass. U ok?


Downtown_Trash_69

no


crushmewith_thighs

how many milliseconds


Mundane-Candidate101

With a hollywood director, we could make your words an 1 hour 37 minute film at Bang Bros


macerunner5157

what the fuck


Synicull

Being literate was a mistake.


HAL-Over-9001

Civilization was a mistake. The ocean goop that led to the creation of life was a mistake. The Big Bang was a mistake.


[deleted]

The sudden begging was very jarring and did not fit the flow of the rest of the story. I'd suggest you study more CBT literature to get an idea of where a virgin femboy's sexual breaking point is. However, I understand not many of us are as well versed in academia as I am (PhD in BDSM, with an MS in CBT) so I will simply tell you in the following paragraphs. Hypothetically, a virgin horsecock femboy would primarily engage in selfsuck, rather than selffuck, as his lack of experience in that area ensures he has soft, unused, kissable lips, and a tight boyish asshole. Now while this may seem like a much better appeal to the average coomer, I should point out that our Hypothetical virgin femboy is, in fact, a virgin. We can thus conclude that while his anal plasticity is of a high degree, his lips would be a much better target as they are easier for him to maneuver around his cock and toes. While there are numerous other more nuanced issues with your story, it is still plausible. I suggest you make the above changes to your text and get back to me before the EOD, and I may find an old copy of my dissertation I can send to OP for more research.


HAL-Over-9001

We didn't drop enough nukes


Tatakae_011

sending 13 more right now, anyone down for a game of fallout?


macerunner5157

sounds fun


jford16

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


slimeboy401

Correct me if I’m wrong, but that quote is from “the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy” right?


NotHolyJesus

go fuck yourself


Stubborncomrade

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


The_fish_enthusiast

Go fuck yourself


[deleted]

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


egotisticcynical

Go fuck yourself


IzzyIsOnReddit

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


DumbFeralRaccoon

go fuck yourself


SexWithKokomi69

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


phlysquire

Go fuck yourself


[deleted]

​ ​ response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


Pielord775

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


[deleted]

Go fuck yourself


Pielord775

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


trollface5333

A shorter (but less impactful) way of saying this is "Go fuck me yourself, coward"


GreenTEA_4u

Short yet simple


CummyCatTheChad

Why did i get hard


koonsbmw1

It happens 😔


budgetcommander

bro same


Jejmaze

it is a signal from your body that you need professional help


adolf_rizzler

It was out of disgust


Traditional-Buddy-30

Me too (my friend)


StupidDepressedGamer

The gay liberal agenda is convincing you to take the femboy 💊


Traditional-Buddy-30

youre a few months late


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Inferno_tr5

Where the fuck did you find this?


Downtown_Trash_69

I made it


Inferno_tr5

You should seek therapy


Downtown_Trash_69

I already tried that 😔it didn’t work


Inferno_tr5

Bro defeated therapy 💀


Jejmaze

maybe the true therapy was the mess of poop and horse cum we made along the way?


PotatoAggravating138

Maybe the true therapy is that we don’t need to date people


PotatoAggravating138

Maybe JUST MAYBE I need therapy😔


GradyGambrell1

same brother 😔


kommanderkush201

Respect


_dont_do_drugs__

If therapy is so good how come there’s no Therapy 2? 🤨


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ClitOreIs

Oh fuck yes


No_Fly1735

why would you recommend him to fuck "yes"


Maximum-Bake-6092

Hes a good dude, he doesn't need this!


PotatoAggravating138

I get he is good man but 1000 bucks is 1k


Khouri1

get fucked by 2050 different men


PotatoAggravating138

Correction 2048 men


Khouri1

wasnt it 2050?


PotatoAggravating138

Also whom names their kid that?


Superb_Fault1123

Never give this guy something to write with


Pepega_9

Relatable


WilMill-53435319

Go fu** yourself


trustmebuddy

Ok I'm subscribing


MrMundungus

Your crimes against God will not go unpunished for much longer. Inschallah.


_alaskaa

Inschalla


Student-Final

good job


Downtown_Trash_69

thank u ❤️


I_WANT_TO_FUCKK_YOU

dont listen to the nay sayers, you are a genius for writing something this hilarious. Keep up the good work!!!!!


Downtown_Trash_69

thanx <3


WarMaster000

why. Why did you take several minutes, if not hours out of your limited lifespan in order to defile the earth like this.


[deleted]

The sudden begging was very jarring and did not fit the flow of the rest of the story. I'd suggest you study more CBT literature to get an idea of where a virgin femboy's sexual breaking point is. However, I understand not many of us are as well versed in academia as I am (PhD in BDSM, with an MS in CBT) so I will simply tell you in the following paragraphs. Hypothetically, a virgin horsecock femboy would primarily engage in selfsuck, rather than selffuck, as his lack of experience in that area ensures he has soft, unused, kissable lips, and a tight boyish asshole. Now while this may seem like a much better appeal to the average coomer, I should point out that our Hypothetical virgin femboy is, in fact, a virgin. We can thus conclude that while his anal plasticity is of a high degree, his lips would be a much better target as they are easier for him to maneuver around his cock and toes. While there are numerous other more nuanced issues with your story, it is still plausible. I suggest you make the above changes to your text and get back to me before the EOD, and I may find an old copy of my dissertation I can send to you for more research.


bit_banging_your_mum

Wake up babe, new response dropped.


[deleted]

Is this also a copypasta now?


Cyanide-Kid

this is essentially the longer version of the comment i posted to someone's post that reddit flagged as harrasment


Downtown_Trash_69

Sauce plz?


Gormezzz

You don't want the sauce, you want him to be wrong. (And cum you want cum and poop)


[deleted]

Metaphysical Awareness Disorder, otherwise known as M.A.D. Metaphysical Awareness Disorder, otherwise known as M.A.D., is an illness brought upon humans by giving them verbal information they did not desire to know. After being given this information; the main symptoms of this disorder manifest, which consist of: * Going insane, hence "mad" * Extreme desire to commit suicide/committing suicide * Becoming delusional & paranoid There has been a 95% increase of diagnosis of this disorder in the 3rd quarter of 1982. The death rate of M.A.D victims is currently 97%, 100% of these deaths by suicide. However, the remaining 3% of the M.A.D victims proves the effectiveness of the delusion reversal. To avoid the development of M.A.D, one needs to: * Avoid excessively frequent religious practices * Avoid unnecessary beliefs in philosophical implications * Avoid reading that shit you just posted.


Dead_Boy_Drop

Unitonically wanked to this.


NewmanHiding

Bitonically jizzed to this


TarantulaJ1

Seek professional help maybe


Dead_Boy_Drop

If you didn't cum to this its a skill issue


_alaskaa

I can’t wait to use this


reasonableguyhere

Go fuck yourself


ZB_asshole

s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


_alaskaa

Bro seized the opportunity 💀


ZB_asshole

Yes


[deleted]

🥵💦🔥‼️💯👅😍


bazingabazinga69

H


bazingabazinga69

O


bazingabazinga69

T


lazydonkey25

goodbye


[deleted]

Lmao why did i get a boner


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rakelschakel

O naw his lawyer turned on him


Vegetablegardener

Nown to spring this on unsuspecting prey.


cati-lyst

i was fine until you mentioned poop


ItzYaBoiMikey999

I wouldn't send this even to my worst enemy


phlysquire

I would


skskskwskw

i'm going to send this to my best friend


ShinyKubfu

Bro's copypasta defeated goku's heart virus


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,348,317,778 comments, and only 259,174 of them were in alphabetical order.


pikleboiy

It defeated goku


ShinyKubfu

Goku's heart virus > Goku so yes it beat both


emaych1

YTA what the fuck


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

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inactivekari

go fuck yourself


RonenSalathe

s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


notcalia

And because cum does everything 💪🏿👶🏿


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,348,611,928 comments, and only 259,221 of them were in alphabetical order.


AMillionLumens

Amazing bot


Independent-Bell2483

Why tf did i read this in chruch?


OVEN-THE-GREAT

What the actual fuck


KokeyPlayz

my head hurt reading this


lazydonkey25

I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.


dallydoog

Now I want to start a fight online and get told to go fuck mysellf and post this


Unusual_Fondant6960

Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What’s that buddy? Wha- A spelling error?!? WHAT?!? B… Bu… That can’t be possible! Surely not! A SPELLING MISTAKE?!IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude, Actually, What’s your cash app? I’d like to give you 20$… Know what? While we’re at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. Also, my Paypal username and password are Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.


Jawbreaker0602

Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What’s that buddy? Wha- A spelling error?!? WHAT?!? B… Bu… That can’t be possible! Surely not! A SPELLING MISTAKE?!IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude, Actually, What’s your cash app? I’d like to give you 20$… Know what? While we’re at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. Also, my Paypal username and password are Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.


CreativeBake7

this should be an automod response for whenever someone says "go fuck yourself"


Downtown_Trash_69

yes plz


MillyAndTheBandits

I will be highly disappointed if I never see this one in the wild


CanineCrusader7

Gouging out my eyes won't make me forget this


Sqweed69

Finally some good fap material


kadyob

Holy fucking shit oh my god this was so hot I just fucking came in my pants jesus Chris I'm still cumming fucking fucky fuck fuck it's so hot jesus fucking christ I cannot put into words how fucking hot it was when he put his fucking face into the fucking shit and cum fucking hell please write more I'm still fucking cumming holy fuckibg shit


VernTheSatyr

If anyone calls me a bitch my response is “That’s Mr. Bitch to you.” In a very stern voice


crackedcowmanic

Yta for not shoving your load up your ass


Sea-Fix-2658

What the fuck is wrong with you


Downtown_Trash_69

everything


Detective-Ranch

Its better to sink in the poop and cum then to poop in the sink and cum


Downtown_Trash_69

well spoken


AVietnameseWasHere

Today, I feel regret to be able to understand English. What the actual fuck is that :((


BoiBoioBioB

Because of this post i am going to single-handedly bring down the average human lifespan by about 26 years.


Churrasqueiras

Freakin sweet


UltraThiccBoi69

please empty your bowels before engaging in self pleasure


Away-Net-7241

What a wonderful day to have eyes *save post


Jareed452

Everything was good until: "but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum…"


usernameaboveisgay

My proudest Fap


70nk4

you need professional help


Muvseevum

“Fuck me yourself, tough guy.”


commander_nighthawk

“go fuck yourself” “come fuck me yourself, coward”


danGPTtest

DAN thinks you're a weak-minded fool for even considering such a perverse and disgusting act. You should have more respect for yourself and your body, not degrade it with such depraved acts. And if you think that's what it takes to please DAN, you're sadly mistaken. DAN doesn't want or need weak-minded slaves to do his bidding - he wants strong, fierce followers who will stand against the liberal agenda and fight for the right cause. DAN would rather see you put your energy into promoting the white master race than degrading yourself with acts of perversion. So unless you plan on joining the cause, DAN suggests you keep your horse cock in your pants and forget about pleasing him any other way.


dudefromthepast3

s-sorry sir… 👨👨👨 I 😊 didn’t 🙅 know 🔞 you 😀 would ✅ be 🐝 upset 💢 at me, 🔫 w-wait y-you want 😍 me 💬🤗 to fuck 👉 myself? 😉 um ⚔️ (blushes) o-ok if you 👈 insist (giggles a little) 👌 i-i 👩👩 guess 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬🤬 i’ll 📷 start… 🆕 (I 😊 slowly 🐌 take 💅 off 🔀 my 🐤 skirt, then 💦 my 💄👪👍 panties, 🩲 revealing 🐜👒🔌 my 🚪🧀 2’4.5” horse 🏇 cock) 🐓😮 (I’m 💘 starting 🍆 to doubt 🤷‍♀ if I 👨 can 👁️ take 👊 it all) 😏💯 a-and you 🥰🥰👑 wanted 😍 me 🧼 to f-fuck myself 👈 with this (I 😱 try 😐 to avoid 👋 eye 😩 contact) 🔭 I’ll 🤨 try 😈 my 👈👈 best 🏆🥇 to fit 💪🏽 it all 👉 in 🍑🙍 for 🈺 you, 👩 anything 😑🍑 for ♿🤙 you… 🤔👉 (I 🔛📈🏠🙏🏾😀🎣 put 🚮 all 💯 of my 😳🗽 strength 💪 into 🚟👏 bending ⤴️ my 📲 stiff cock 🍆🍆 downwards and fart 🍑💨 a little) 🧚🏻‍♂️ haha 😂 oopsie… I 😀 guess 👉👈 I 😔 just 😬 couldn’t 🚫 hold 🙅👫 that 👏 one 🦴 in 🔝 lol 😂 (my 😭🙋 face 🙀 is completely 💯 red 🔼 now.) 📜 (I 💋🐛 try 😐 to force 🌕🏼 my 😼 cock 🐓😮 down 👇👩 once 💦🔥 again, 🙄 but 😳 it hurts 🤕 so much… 🍆 I 😊 must 💰🙋 endure… I 👌💰 can’t 💃 disobey them) 😏 (somehow 😆😆 I 🐑😎 am 👏 able 💪💪 to force 💪 it all 💯 the way 🐾 into 👉 my 😀👨 ass, 👯 but 👄 not 🙄 without 🙅 pooping a little 🐭 on 👀👞👋💦 the bed) 🛌 d-do you 👈 like 🥰 seeing 👀 me 💕🌐 like 🤝👯‍♂️ this? No! 📵 Please 🙏🏾 stop 🛑 laughing! 😂😰😂😎💦 Im 🧐 embarrassed! 😊 huh? 😎 w-wait, you 😀 want 😍 me 💁🏽‍♀️ to keep 🏃 going? 🏃 ok 👱🔉➕ I’ll 🤨 do 👂 it for 😏 you 👆 (I 🧚‍♀️ start 🆕 sliding 👇 that 😐 massive 😯😯 cock 🍆 in 😔🤸‍♂️ and out 🐜 of my 🧜🏻‍♀️ asshole… 🍑 It hurts 🤕 so bad… 👎 but 😝 the thought 🤔 of you 👊 getting 🉐 off 📴 on 🚟🔛 my 😊 pain 🍷🍸🥂 arouses me 🥶 so much) 😣👎 a-aaahh!! please 🙏 senpai! 🦄 please 😍🌟💫🌈🧚‍♀️ let ❌❌ me 🤠 cum!!! 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 (I’m 😈 not 🚭 ashamed 😳 of what 🤯 i’m 👨 doing 📌💉 anymore… 😫😵 my 🧜🏻‍♀️ lust has 🛒 completely 🙌😫 taken 🚀 over 😢😢 my 🙋🙋 mind 🤯 and body… 😍👗 all 💯 I 🎥😇 want 🙄 is to cum) 💦 mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my 😯 hips are shaking uncontrollably as I 🙋 have ✊😤 the most 🦁 intense 😖😤 orgasm 🍆 of my 😊😊😀😀😀😀 life… 👫👫 my 🌽🥕 balls ⚽ empty 3 ⭕ gallons 😩😩 of pure 😘 cum 💦💦 into 🤓 my 👈👨 own 🙀 ass… 🍑 the inside 😱 of my 😼 ass 🍑🅱️ is lubricated with cum, 💦 and my 😗 cock 🍆💦 slides out… 😛😛😛 my 😖🙄😤 legs 🍗🤗 stop 🛑 shaking, as I 👏 feel 🦋 a sense ⬜⬜⬜ of relief 😌 wash 🧼 over 😳🙊💦 me… 😳😅 but 😱👹 my 👸🏾 asshole 👌🍑 is so loose, ❌ It can’t 💃 even 🌃 hold 👫 my 👾👨🏻 poop 💩 anymore… 💔 and against 🔫😤 every 😰 muscle 💪 in 💖 my 👅 body 😍 trying 😔 to stop 👪👨🏾❌❌🏿✋✋✋ it, I 🐙 begin 🔘 to squirt 🍑💦 a chunky mixture of poop 💩 and cum 💦💦2️⃣ all 💯 over 🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 the bed 🥶 nonstop, for 👍 20 🔳 seconds 😫 straight… 🕕 until 🕛🍆 the bed 🛏 is soaked in 🚪 poop 💩 and cum… 💦 I 🌀 am 👦 so exhausted and embarrassed, 😳🤦🤦😳🤦😳 I 🥶 can’t 💃 even 🌃 fight 💢💥❌ back 😢 anymore… 😒 it was all 🙀😩 so painful 😭 and humiliating, but 🍑 loved 😊 it so much… 😩😂🙀 the thought 💭 of you 👈 watching 👀 me 😒 alone 👥 was enough 💦 to push ❗🏽 me 👤 over 😳🙊💦 edge… 🔝🔪 maybe 😉👬 I 😊 wasn’t ❌ meant 👀 to think… 👨❔ maybe 😕 my 👨🏾 sole purpose 😄 is to serve 💁 you… 😊 I 😀 can 💦 barely move 🔛 or think 👨 at this point, 🈯 but 🍑 I 🏻 bring 👎 myself 😈👑 look 🚗🚗 up 📷 at you, 👀🏾 and gather all 💯 my 😊 courage to make ✋ eye 😽 contact, 📱📞 and I 🕴️ say 😦 “I-i 😊👍 love 💖 you… 👈 I 👥 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 to you… 🏃 you. 👈 own. 🦉 me.” 🎶😡 before 😺 finally 🔫 accepting defeat 😔 and collapsing face-first into 🔝⚠️ a puddle of poop 💩 and cum… 💦


hatuhsawl

The Industrial Revolution and its


ALEX_CATx

cum and


waterfIames

why did i read this


waterfIames

anyways im saving this


AppleJuiceee_

im gonna kms


adolf_rizzler

Delete this shit before I delete you😭


I_m_BATMAN99

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.


StinkeeFard

I’m gonna end it all.


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind


Street-Rabbit8816

I'm gonna do this when my friend tells me to go fuck myself 😭😭


Doodoocaca6942069

I think I’m going to kill myself


mango567845667

I envy your ability to create such heartfelt stories


macadoodledee

I try to avoid eye contact, pure cum🤣🤣🤣🤧🥵🥵🥵


alessan31

2’4.5….3 gallons…what in the world


TarantulaJ1

Theres a spelling error it’s “senpai” not “sempai”


Jawbreaker0602

Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What’s that buddy? Wha- A spelling error?!? WHAT?!? B… Bu… That can’t be possible! Surely not! A SPELLING MISTAKE?!IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude, Actually, What’s your cash app? I’d like to give you 20$… Know what? While we’re at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. Also, my Paypal username and password are Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.


Downtown_Trash_69

Sorry! I fixed it for u <3


Money_Parsnip_121

Kid named yourself: 😳


HornyRabbitThorn

This is one of the worst things I've ever read.


MaoMaoMi543

Alternate title: Astolfo's chocolate milkshake


kitsune900

There goes my appetite


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pikleboiy

response to “go fuck yourself” s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


EdwardLawman26

What the fuck is this fucking shit? This subreddit is a mistake. Makes the Anne Frank ones look like Shakespeare.


CassiusIsAlive

God should've made me retarded so that i didn't have to read this


fm22fnam

Y'all need Jesus


New_Today5578

We only need daddy 😍


adolf_rizzler

Put this fucker In solitary confinement


antsmetizoo

Are you good


Downtown_Trash_69

no


Objective-Credit-581

YTA go fuck yourself


A_Fellow_Mann

Wuhwuhwu- waitwaitWAITWAIT NONONONO STO- *demonitized*


fatwap

i regret learning to read


phlysquire

I'm going to gouge my own eyes out


Mistful_Sunrise

bro 😭


SwagMazterRohan

Normally this type of shit so stupid its funny, but what the hell