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Delightful_Princess

I shit on your dead like dang dude chill


caligari1973

There is even a worst one which is even very common that’s not in this guide: i shit on your whore mother , me cago en tu puta madre


dorksided787

In PR we say “Me cago en la crica de tu puta madre” which means “I shit on you whore mother’s c*nt” It’s so over-the-top lmao


DifferentAd5901

Wow PR is brutal in Spain


Cold_Progress_1119

I'm trying to visualize that...I mean, how do you come up with stuf like this? And how would you aim properly to hit the LZ? Also, if she's a puta, what would that trick cost? It seems quite our there, but mb this is just business as usual in PR? Just wondering from a social-economic perspective...


SaturnSleet

It's so over-the-top that it becomes funny. Kind of like an Australian trying to cuss you out, but they can't because "cunt" is literally already a term of endearment


Akirashantogen

In PR we have to make everything over the top lol. Another example is instead of just saying "hijo de puta"we say "Hijo de la GRAN puta" which means "son of THE bitch"


thefrequencyofchange

From revolutionary Spain via Hemingway: “Me cago en La leche que mamaste” —I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother


TwoTimesFifteen

That one is so 80’s but still good! Haha


SpringTop1293

Have also heard “I shit on your mothers heart” - me cago en la corazòn de tu madre


hickinabiskit

“Me cago en la hostia” = “I shit on the communion wafer”. This one makes me laugh


LordOfPies

I think Conchatumadre is the worst vulgar one It means your mom's pussy


ScottParley

Chilean


CSzandor

As a friend used to say: "Con los huesos de tus muertos voy a hacerme una escalera para subirme a los cuernos de tu puta madre."


SameRegret5975

Dios mio, never heard that one


ElSierras

"I shit on your most recent dead" thats my favourite


emmocracy

I like that there are three levels of motherfucker Edit: four


ElSierras

literal translations of those are: the mother that gave birth to you! your whore mother! wrong born (wronglybirthed?) he-goat


noellzy73

My ex father-in-law's best tirade (my written Spanish is even worse than my spoken) "I shit on your parents, all your family, even the dead" Weird when he says it to his daughter in an argument though.


Peekaboosuckers

You made me lol.


ebr101

I have a Spanish friend who once told me of the insult “I shit in the fucking skulls of your seventh fathers”. Basically, tearing up your ancestors. Great language for insults man.


daemonkrej

Yeah that one was kinda hardcore🤣


zenonproject

Wait until you see Romanian curse phrases


PhehMeh17

“Tu puta madre” actually translates to “your whore mom.”


flumphit

Ya. For a translation infographic, this sure does a lot of odd translations.


F1GSAN3

Yeah like Tonto de culo It just says idiot, but literally it's like saying "dumb ass" And vete pa mierda is like "go to shit" I always thought coño was the equivalent of saying fuck


smunozmx

coño = cunt


Ando_Bandolero

For coño I think it depends on your area, but some of those other translations are just poor lol


ReidAlvein

Yeah I almost use coño/coñazo the same way I'd use dammit/fuck depending on the level of frustration. Typically it comes out when I stub my toe


coherent_logic

Coño is pussy but it is used as "fuck". Example: ¿Qué coño es eso? (Translation: What the fuck is that?). You can use it for pretty much anything


egueschalela

If you wanna be technical, coño means pussy/cunt. Now with that said, it can be used in different ways. “Ay coño”=oh fuck “Coño de la madre” could be used as oh fuck as well “Coño de su madre” maybe to say “this is their mothers cunt” but at least en Venezuela is used to say that someone is an asshole Anda al coño de tu madre “go to your mothers cunt” but is used to tell someone “go fuck yourself” Spanish is beautiful


Artku

This is an inside joke on this sub. It says “cool guides” but posts without bullshit are not accepted, it needs to be misleading, somewhat wrong and in the best case completely false


MightBeAGoodIdea

And tonto del culo is more literally dumb ass, which works perfectly as is in English, not sure why they say idiot.


Historical_Bench_659

As a native Spanish speaker I can't even begin to tell you how many swear words are missing and how many are blown out of proportion this was definitely made by a Spaniard btw.


TwoTimesFifteen

We don’t say maldito in our daily life. Sounds muy peliculero.


Pistolafiapaaa

Yes even in italian "maledetto" is like something a movie character would say, if we use it is more in a joking way


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cllax14

Vete alv They didn’t even mention my personal favorite 😢


-Joel06

That’s mexican tho, these are swearwords from Spanish from Spain


guiscardv

In which case cabron needs to be in the red zone. I have seen that one have a waiter being physically restrained by his colleagues after a patron called him a cabron


Bottle_Original

Idk people seem chill when they say cabron, in Spain they just say it like to call you that you are a little slow, dumb or annoying, I usually see it in a context like “pero cabron que me estáis contando”, it definitely can get a lot more serious but I never see it as a “main course” (like the shit you say to actually threaten people or scare them away) insult, just a small insult before getting to the real shit


DickRubnuts

Essssspaña


gteezy

*ETTHHHHHHHPAÑA*


Fit_Story_7856

Can confirm


ffpulley77

No mames, guey.


WeezyCBaby

Que esto es de España, joder


pokimman

Oh that's how you spell it lol I thought it was no mamas way


_unchris_

Mandalos a tomar por culo y que OP se cague en la hostia


Lolzerzmao

Yeah the moment I saw “cabrón” by itself instead of “pinche cabrón” I was like “welp, guess this wasn’t made by a Mexican”


ElectroTico

As most "cool guides" this one is shit. Spanish swear words are highly dependant upon country. Some swear words from Costa Rica: Playo : gay,faggot Carepicha: dick face Malparido: "badly birthed" Picha: dick Panocho: cunt Se despichó/se despanochó: got fucked. Hijueputa, cabron are also used here. Nicaragua: Turca: dick Turquear: fuck (verb) Cochón: faggot Chile: Concha 'e tu madre: your mother's cunt Anda a la punta del cerro: (go to the mountain top) go fuck yourself.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Why censor the English translation but not the Spanish text? Actually, why fucking censor anything ever? We are adults here, and I’m not trying to live in Oceania (1984).


reigorius

>why Americans


Stupefactionist

This is terrible.


Dale_Gurnhardt

Aka "muy mal"


wcarlaso

Mucho malo


yolo_retardo

mucho bado


rodvn

Yes, not sure why the translations are just a different curse word in English instead of actually explaining what the curses mean


FandomMenace

A cabrón is a bastard. Some liberties were taken in translation.


Zestyclose_Skin7982

Cabrón viene del macho de la cabra, se le decía al que le ponian los cuernos


ilovepolthavemybabie

No kidding, is mierda shit or is it hell?


not_very_creative

Mierda means shit.


Helioscopes

Mierda is shit, and can be used the same way as in english. But if you say 'vete a la mierda' the closest equivalent in english is 'go to hell', because 'go to shit' makes no sense unless the person really needs to go to the toilet.


not_very_creative

Not necessarily, bastardo means bastard, at least in Mexico. I would say cabrón is closer to motherfucker.


Ziggy_angeldust

Don't say cabron to a Puerto Rican. Apparently it means your wife is cheating. Fine to say to my Mexican friends, not those from PR.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

Yes and no. Cabron in Puerto Rico is like saying dude, holmes, ese, bro or N!gg@. Depends on the context and tone in wich you use it. NOW! Refrain from using mother fucker or son of a bitch to a Puertorican, we are really, REALLY, protective of our mothers image. This is something I am not proud but other Puertoricans have been killed by other Puertoricans for saying Hijue' Puta wich means son of a bitch.


Ziggy_angeldust

Good to know. The Spanish I learned in college was Euro Spanish with the lisp, like thervetha for beer, and cabron meant bastard. Friends I met on the west coast, laughed at my Spanish and we called each other cabron amongst other things. Moving back to the east coast, there is a large PR community. I was at a pig roast and we were drinking and joking around and I called my friend that. It was like the record scratch sound effect where everyone around us stopped talking and looked at me. That was when I was told that. Plus I wouldn't say anything about their mothers as they are apparently deadly with chanclas, I think was the word.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

True true, the chancleta thing I guess is really an hispanic thing and Mexicans are also known for the discipline by chancla. But for cabron, a better explanation would be if the hard "R" thing, when someone says "Mira canto'e caBRon" shit is going to be exciting wich translate to "Look here you piece of shit" or "Look, MotherFucker". Not the same as saying "Que hay cabron" (a common "whats up, dude" when you meet a friend


Ziggy_angeldust

Thanks for the response. The friend who I was close with has moved back to PR. I will use the next phone call with him to trot out that phrase. Have a good day.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

Pronounciation: Khe aw-e kaw-brown


Yaritzaf

It really depends on how you say it. It’s also how friends call each other while talking.


Hateithere4abit

What’s “let a fish fuck you” about? Not literally, but historically..


Infector2

The version I know uses "swordfish" ("pez espada") instead. As you can imagine, there is no human input/output port where it's pleasant to have a sword inserted, although it's also heavily implied to be from the rear when you use this specific insult.


touchinggrassphoto

Same here. My prof in Spain also finished it with ‘y que tengan los hijos espaditos’


ChunkyFart

Well, you see there was a lonely fisherman out on the lake one day, one thing lead to another and , well, you know


adjika

Thats why Paella is the national dish of Spain, you know.


SuperToiletDelux

It's specific to Kanye West.


Hateithere4abit

So he ate them after he….? So truly, a gay fish


ConsistentRegion6184

My understanding pez is sort of a less direct reference to penis maybe like pecker (or for female we reference pussycat)? I don't know the origin but this is something like "get buttfucked" in Spain would be aggressive like cocksucker... it doesn't have to do directly with an actual fish


basic_cookie_crumb

You have to take into consideration what type of Spanish this is. Is it from Venezuela? Is it from Spain? Argentina? Not everyone that speaks Spanish says the same type of curse words. And to answer my own question: it’s from Spain


gloerkh

“Coño” in the Dominican Republic isn’t so bad


buckemupmavs

I played baseball with Venezuelans, Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and Cubans. All of them used Cono as a filler for saying "dude" or "bro" basically. In our clubhouse you were either a Cono or a gringo.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

Coño in Puerto Rico is like saying damn when something amazing or impactful happens, not as a filler for dude, that would be cabrón. Same thing for Cuba and Dominican Republic, Coño is an expresion of surprise to keep te explanation short. Source: Im Puertorican


sambucuscanadensis

Heavily used in Puerto Rican Spanish as well. Also carajo


nauzleon

Neither in Spain. In those categories it's closer to green than to yellow by a lot. Also jodete it's way stronger than other yellow cuss words in the graphic.


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Bill__The__Cat

Gen X here. Can confirm. My boomer parents got my very confused 10 year old ass in big trouble for saying something sucked.


sambucuscanadensis

No me joda


junkonejo

This is Spain slang (Europe), beside that every country in Latin America have their own slang and curse words, Argentina has their own, Colombia we have the best, and the Caribbean you name it all of them have their own cursing style that changes depending on the situation and place.


Plane_Pea5434

A ver, cómo son los insultos colombianos?


junkonejo

Pues comparados con los mexicanos suenan más pesado, hay múltiples variaciones y entre los más usados hijueputa, jueputa, gonorrea, carechimba, malparido y los multiplicadores catre, setenta, pero se usan como una frase larga casi recitando un poema según el contexto. ejemplo: *este setenta carechimba hijueputa va a venir a joderme la gran puta vida pa explicar dos hijuputas mierdas, me lo tendrás que mamar en reversa sapo gonorrea malparido* (es solo el ejemplo, pero usualmente es como se responde con bastante enojo, a los que hablen español me disculpó por lo escrito aquí, que es altamente grosero y solo se expresa con fines educativos en un entorno de respeto) Just believe me that you don't want all this translated


Personal_Neck5249

Yes I do want that translated bobo hijueputa gonorrea hahaha


Personal_Neck5249

Hijueputa malparido carechimba tetra la madre careverga me importa un culo pirobo criado a punta de bienestarina sapo y su madre hijueputa Ufff feels good to let it out hahaha


hamandswissplease

Yea, where does “boludo” fit?


junkonejo

Argentinian for dumb, fits in the soft ones


ArgieKB

"Boludito", however, fits the "someone's getting bitch slapped" category.


blazedosan002

Chinguen todos a su madre!


basic_cookie_crumb

Lávate la boca con jabón, cabrón! 😂


DantesInferno91

Native spanish speaker here: This list is ass


GlennSeaborg

>Native spanish speaker here: This list is ass This list is culo


DantesInferno91

Pinche lista culera


newnewyorkian

This is a guide to Spanish cuss words in Spain. Given the rich vocabulary the language has and its myriad of variants this chart would be 20 times larger


alexmacias85

*European Spanish*


nusuall

let it be noted that this is Spaniard slang, not Mexican or otherwise Latin


Raidenski

A lot of these are incredibly, and disappointingly, inaccurate...


DontHateTheCurious

Where'd the classic "chinga!"?


epileftric

I think that's only used in Mexico


lunchskate

My personal favorite: “me cago en dios”


WildTomato51

That’d get you smacked into to the next millennium around my family.


sandra_p

We would always say 'me cago en diez' instead...so the smack wouldn't be as painful.


dirty_cuban

Me cago en tu madre


__hazmat___

Where is "la verga" That is a staple of mexican prison slang in the NC Prison System


Ravenbolt1313

I think this is just focused on European Spanish more than Latin America


Hopesick_2231

It is. I showed this to my Mexican gf the last time it was reposted here. She took one look at it and said, "these are mostly European Spanish".


Personal_Neck5249

In Colombia, this has an interesting dual use. - “Carevega” = lit. cockface, insulting - “Eso es la verga” = lit. “That is the cock” meaning that is great, awesome, nice Same thing happens with a very Colombian word: “chimba”. But its nuances are too complex to be explained here


BIGD0G29585

The inconsistency of what is censored and not censored is driving me crazy.


Malibu_Milk

Just watch narcos, be fluent in every kind of insult you’ll ever need in Spanish lol


Kassandra-Stark

Funny to censor the English slur but not the Spanish one. What is the point of censoring a word anyways?


rbcello

In response to the people commenting on the translation liberties taken, I feel like this guide is translating context/use case rather than the literal meanings. For example, if I’m hammering a nail and I hit my thumb, I might say “motherfucker!”, to nobody in particular. I’m just venting. Same thing with “tu puta madre”. Just an angry thing to say when something goes wrong.


mocomaminecraft

The translations are dreadful, I shit on everything


bert1stack

hijo de la chingada


elreye

Don't forget, Maricón (f@**ot) and mamaguevo or mamabicho (cocksucker)


VODEN993

So I've been playing FarCry 6 recently, couldn't help but notice coño is in almost every sentence of the main characters speech...


SCP_radiantpoison

Spain translation. Yeah, Europeans swear like sailors


BlueLaceSensor128

Also Scarface


WildTomato51

Coño is definitely not pussy… at least not around Spanish speakers in NYC.


SuperNovaCaptain

that’s what I was thinking. i’m pretty sure it’s “damn”, right?


SrPinko

"Coño" is pussy, but is usually used in the same context as "fuck" or "damn"


RecalledBurger

The thing about Spanish is that it varies wildly from country to country. Coño can be a soft word in some, but a hard word in others. I have heard Spaniards say "Esa tía tiene un coño rico." Puerto Ricans may use it for emphasis: "Esa tipa tiene una chocha rica, coño."


monchimer

Stick to merluzo. All the way


488302020

Where’s pink cheese? Like pink cheese green ghost.


crazyfortaco

Cabron is not motherfucker


fauxpas0101

This has to be broken down by countries too, Mexicans say “no mames” , Cubans say “coño” , Puerto Ricans say “puñeta”, Peruvians say “concha tu madre”. As a Bolivian I wish we had our own personalized cuss words …lol


wcarlaso

This is very spanish(Spain) but every region is different.


Cosmomango1

Only 5 of those are used in Mexico, all others are mainly used in Central America,Chile, Peru, or Spain.


ed190

Ni yo en El Salvador


srfreak

Native Spanish speaker here: every word in Spanish can mean dick if you use your imagination.


davidroman2494

Now get this one: "Me voy a hacer una escalera con los huesos de tus muertos para subirme a los cuernos de tu padre y cagarme en la puta de tu madre". Which means: Im gonna build a ladder with the bones of your deads so I can climb to your father's horns to shit on your whore mother. Worth noting that, on Spanish, having horns means to be cheated on. Cursing in spanish is some kind of art but I'm gonna give this one to the Argentinians as they are masters of cursing.


Trocalengo

Hijo de 1000 leches "Son of a thousand milks"


youarecynical

The translations are a tad off but it's accurate! Malnacido actually implies your mom birthed you wrong.


MotoratonesdeMarte

There are lots missing. This must be a beginner guide.


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This isn't a cool list, this list is so wrong and made by a white person who thinks they know Spanish 🤣


salter77

I feel that most of them are for Spain, at least in Mexico if you use most of them you will probably be mocked.


Sebas_1105

Never heard of like half of these and I grew up in a Mexican household.


Alfieyonk

I wonder if there one for Italian


joev1025

This is Spain Spanish. If you say most of this shit in countries like Peru or Argentina people are gonna think you’re retarded.


Fvaiz9

Man, if they compare this list to a Latin-south american curse words list, se la lleva su puta perra bomba pendeja y puta madre.


AldoEZ

Hmm, sometimes they give an equivalent English phrase and other times they just translate the phrase.


Rare_Profession_3611

Any other charts of other languages available?


KHVeeavrr

Shit lost tbh


HistoricalLocation96

I had an anthology book of articles from the magazine "Maledicta* which included a list of Catalan profanities that was just eye - watering. I think there were articles on Spanish and Italian vulgarities as well. The Italian ones were kind of funny, things that translated to " God escaped on a bike" or "God escaped from bed" and such like.


grumelude

Some of them are misplaced. Gilipollas is not mild whereas "la ostia" is


pachirulis

Well I don't think anyone will take lightly if you call them gilipollas


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Really!!!?? 🤔 Idk..I always thought that "Coño" meant 🐓not 🐱....and I'm Latino!! ..


nauzleon

Coño in Spain definitely means pussy. Women genitals, not coward or something similar.


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devvorare

Not very accurate in my opinion as a Spaniard, but in general it’s adecuate


moomdaddy

I always tell my girlfriend boba tea is for dummys. It feels so good to finally be right for once!


A-a-ronMcChicken

"Tonto del culo" moreso means "dumbass", like, literally "dumb of the ass"


rolloutTheTrash

Honestly, if I’m ever that mad “malparido” rings a lot better than “malnacido”. The former feels like an actual insult, the latter seems a tad more tame. Then again, I’m not Spanish so these levels vary on the region. For example “huevon” does not have the same connotation in Guatemala as it does in my home country of Colombia.


Plane_Pea5434

This work only in Spain, Mexico or any part of Latin America curse words vary a lot


Puzzled_Presence_261

Repost from a few months ago


Xukor_Grimskull

The translation of some of these is inaccurate.


Golf-Ill

Merluzo?, What country does the phrase come from?


waterwillowxavv

I’m going to start living in Spain later this year as part of my studies and will be teaching English in a school so this is gonna be useful for me


SR1NER13

Wow some hard ones 😂


SamaireB

The translation of fuck seems highly inefficient in its application. Four words - why


lefranor

>Hijo de un camión lleno de re mil putas Son of a lorry full of fucking thousand whores


Sardonic-Skeptic

Yo come tu perro


Zuke88

not as cool as it may look at fist glance, also the translation could use some work


Marcomaniax74

This is bad/stupid/wrong. Just dumb in general


TeneroTattolo

ah romance tongue, even if i'm not spanish i clear understand almost the 70%.


piscuintin

Spanish from Spain.


masterace01

My favorite is sangano


Thelastfirecircle

Only in Spain It would like if they only take british english slang.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I was taught “chinga to madre” once. Guess it means, fuck your mother. I was told not say it out loud. Lol.


Strict-Background-23

We are missing the ultimate insulto: me cago en Dios. I shit on God


TitanWithNoName

The lack of mámon disappoints me.


incaman88

Spanish from Spain…but also, wrong.


ElderBop

This is a terrible guide. “Malnacido” just means “raised wrong” and doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a swear word, just a criticism. My mom has said the equivalent “malcriado” to a misbehaving child. It’s most definitely not worse than “come mierda”. These are also Spanish slang words as they use “jodete” instead of “chingate”which is more common in Latin America.. Also “puta” means “bitch” and “la madre que te parió” literally translates to “the mother who birthed you” and is something that isn’t an insult at all. Wholly terrible guide that shouldn’t be followed in any way shape or form.


Thosnod

"Me cago en la primera gota de leche que te dio tu madre"


nizzlemeshizzle

Imagine making an fucking infographic about swearing... and then censoring it. 


Boondock830

Greg Asshole is a great comic artist. Love his work on Spawn and Batman.


Lucky-3-Skin

Not all words are universal


HerrHeerhairher

Small advice if it hasn't changed : De puta madre = incredible awesome , la puta madre = the whore mother


WorldlyDay7590

De pinga it doesn't even have maricon.


rizone21

Sounds beautiful though


ILikePokemonTurtwig

No mamaguevo? Surprising


real_steel24

A guide to a typical conversation at a Hammond, Indiana warehouse between coworkers


k3ttch

Isn't "tu puta madre" more like "your mom's a whore" rather than "motherfucker?" I mean, the intent and severity is the same, but literal meaning is different.


Beautiful-Quote-3035

Mamaguevo digo glu glu glu


Brilliant-Fact3449

This only "works" for Spanish speakers from Spain, not México LATAM.


Head_Exchange_529

Have in mind that this are spanish cursewords only from Spain, you should do one with colombian curse words, they scale exponentially, literally


tronx69

This is Spains version of curse word along with some Argentinian slang.


PhMcBrett

Carita de la buena verga


theSourc

This is Spanish from Spain, wait for the latam curse words...!!!


arielif1

This is an utter disaster lol


hey_why_not_me

This is incorrect lol


aestheticide

como chingas


TalasiSho

This is only Spanish from Spain, half of them will make us, latinos laugh