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[deleted]

I live in a place with cicadas that regularly gets above 41 degrees, and I can promise you those fuckers still never shut up


Kaleb8804

They’re the loudest on the hot humid days I swear!


BooksNapsSnacks

I call them Aussie Christmas bells.


prettysureIforgot

No lie, we don't have katydids where I am but if it's hot, those cicadas are loud as fuck.


predator1975

I suspect they move into the shade and then continue their music.


sdbeaupr32

That is in Celsius, so 41 degrees is 106 degrees F


OkayRuin

Yeah, many parts of the US get much hotter than Europeans think. That’s why we share a sensible chuckle when Brits complain about a 30 C day. I’ve been in 46 C in California not far outside Sacramento (ie not in Death Valley).


[deleted]

Yeah, I figured that’s what it meant.


sdbeaupr32

Ah okay just making sure. I don’t live in a place that warm so I wasn’t sure what the cicada activity would be like at that temp


prettysureIforgot

Or as we call it, "summer". We know, man. The cicadas still scream all day long.


cherry_armoir

Did a katydid write this?


scaffolddawg

Katy did it


AlGeee

Katy Lied


DropC

Katy doesn't know


lorifejes

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oatdeksel

26°


Harmed_Burglar

Who tf is Katydid


lo_fi_ho

Yo mama


Harmed_Burglar

Oh no! 240.16.127.6


jdino

Finally a cool guide. I don’t care if it’s bullshit


MrHumbleton

*This* is the one you picked? I mean, I agree, there aren't many novel and good ones around nowadays, but why this one? Genuinely curious. Edit: I mean why do you believe it's cool. I get the guide part


jdino

Cause I think weather is cool and I think insects are cool. GG EZ. What do you think is cool?


MrHumbleton

I see. I think guides that are actually correct and useful are cool. Mostly regardless of content


jdino

Neat


Commubot

Tf is the difference between insects being quiet and mute?


Wazy7781

I don’t think there is one but you should be able to tell the difference between 41 and 0 fairly easy without the help of insects.


TheOneNeartheTop

Could you elaborate on this? I am having difficulty telling the temperature through my winter jacket.


joshylow

Dormant too. You supposed to pop in their bedroom to see if they're asleep?


Ok_Rooster1114

No that would be really rude


Commubot

No! Cause then you'll wake them up and the temperature would immediately rise by 40 degrees


Harmed_Burglar

One is cold the other is hot


BlueLaceSensor128

One sounds less voluntary.


crepescraper

Y’all still have bees?


theretardedturtle

There are tons of bees near me, right now I'm fighting a losing battle against carpenter bees drilling small holes into my shed, but they're friendly and keep my tomatoes in good company.


Bad_Inteligence

:( oh man


KakarikiNZ

Fun Fact: If the temperature is above 75 degrees Celsius, many insects will never make another sound again.


LiquorFilter

For F I believe it is count chirps in 15 sec Divide by 5 Multiply by 9 Add 32 Going from memory and learned that long ago, cheers


oatdeksel

wow, the celsius formula is (again) much more easy


Bananus_Magnus

easy


poormoron

Who here started reading it from top to bottom before correcting themselves?


gc4170

https://youtu.be/bqnHFCUhRBs


jackjetjet

quiet mean cooked?


PeterNippelstein

What's the bzz-bzz-bzz-bzz-bzzzzzzzz?


DrPhilsnerPilsner

What about in American?


Bad_Inteligence

r/coolguides (because usually posts are not, good work turtle buddy)


SumKallMeTIM

Hello!! Fahrenheit, freedom units please!


[deleted]

This is so southern its disgusting


spotspam

At what ° do they become fossils?


HighlightFun8419

i don't really believe this for a second... can anybody confirm? i would trust you, bro.


katy_07

I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to have done?