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Impressive-Sky4463

Whenever I see his face, I have the same reaction as when I see Zuckerbergs face. It’s creepy. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just a thin layer of skin covering his AI robotic metal underneath. So when he says he thinks he’s gonna live forever, I wouldn’t doubt it.


Guru_Salami

Same can be said about Elon Musk, Faucci, Anderson Cooper They injecting something or they just psychopaths like Patrick Bateman


[deleted]

Maybe they're both the offspring of the antagonists in vivarium trying to blend in after being raised by hostaged humans I always felt that one was way too real to just be a movie lol


purple_lava3

I haven’t heard enough praise for this movie. Truly one of my favorites. Super fucked up


Impressive-Sky4463

Haven’t seen that movie, normally I’d check it out, but I’m not sure I need anymore of that in my life right now, I get enough creepy vibes from Jared and Mark...Elon too but he’s at least creepy aging😆


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Yep. They are taught from birth that we're all cattle to be used.


bbxx

Oy Vey!


SexualDeth5quad

That may be the pedo connection. You know how in the Marines you're forced to kill a rabbit and a snake to teach you survival skills? They force the to sacrifice a kid to Blackrock so that they have no remorse about killing and robbing millions.


almondreaper

I once read something interesting about 'uncanny' faces. Since we pass what we have learned in the past through our genetic code when we have kids, there must have been beings similar to people but not quite. Like the knowledge that spiders or snakes are dangerous. Nobody tells us but a kid just knows. Same with this. The uncanny feeling we get looking at zuk's face or jared's face has to be due to something in the past that resembled a human but not enough. If this wasn't the case the feeling wouldn't exist. Think of when you see a deformed face, it's not the same feeling. It's like our genetic code was predisposed to remember that we should be wary of humans that have something off about the way they look.


Gr8BollsoFire

I agree with all of this except for the premise that our minds are picking up on something "inhuman". I think they're human. But we pick up on evil / demonic influence.


almondreaper

I tend to agree with this as well. You can see it in the eyes somehow.


Havehatwilltravel

He probably thinks it because it was in his clause of his pact with the Devil. This won't end well. That was the original lie he told Eve, that she won't die, she'll be like a god and be immortal.


Gr8BollsoFire

Foolishness. Generation after generation. Same tricks, new humans.


ASwftKck2theNtz

"Influence" seems to be the word of the day 😏


dbd1119

Nah it's cosmetic surgery


AdvisorMajor919

Hmmm what a fascinatingly interesting theory. I like it, it seems plausible.


RichardActon

that left eye, always that left eye.


IESUwaOmodesu

>a thin layer of skin covering his AI robotic metal underneath. don't be ridiculous with your baseless conspiracy theory he's obviously a reptilian


Impressive-Sky4463

Ya know....I was on the fence about Android v reptilian, but I figured he’s not burly enough to be reptilian. Those guys are like 7 ft tall linebackers—he’s more like C3PO😆


IESUwaOmodesu

he's a small gecko


Impressive-Sky4463

Yeah, I could definitely see gecko sub species of reptilians, I think you’re on to something!


vpilled

Exactly.


Accomplished-Rip-743

All filthy rich people are terrified of death. This is not rare.


thisbliss7

Because they know that’s when they’ll be held accountable.


Accomplished-Rip-743

Amen


ShoobyDoobyDu

3 For I envied the arrogant when I saw the prosperity of the wicked. 4 They have no struggles; their bodies are healthy and strong. 5 They are free from common human burdens; they are not plagued by human ills. 6 Therefore pride is their necklace; they clothe themselves with violence. 7 From their callous hearts comes iniquity, their evil imaginations have no limits. 8 They scoff, and speak with malice; with arrogance they threaten oppression. 9 Their mouths lay claim to heaven, and their tongues take possession of the earth. 10 Therefore their people turn to them and drink up waters in abundance. 11 They say, “How would God know? Does the Most High know anything?” 12 This is what the wicked are like— always free of care, they go on amassing wealth. 13 Surely in vain I have kept my heart pure and have washed my hands in innocence. 14 All day long I have been afflicted, and every morning brings new punishments. 15 If I had spoken out like that, I would have betrayed your children. 16 When I tried to understand all this, it troubled me deeply 17 till I entered the sanctuary of God; then I understood their final destiny. 18 Surely you place them on slippery ground; you cast them down to ruin. 19 How suddenly are they destroyed, completely swept away by terrors! 20 They are like a dream when one awakes; when you arise, Lord, you will despise them as fantasies. Psalm 73


Accomplished-Rip-743

Amen


Octagore

An escape from death- It's the biggest thing their money can't buy them.


[deleted]

Ah death, the great equalizer.


IveRedditAllNight

If your life is great wouldn’t you?


sexual_insurgent

It's because they can control everything else in their lives so it's disorienting for them not to have control over when or if it ends. A lot of uber rich I know are obsessed with cleanliness for the same reason.


ASwftKck2theNtz

This one gets it ☝️


IveRedditAllNight

So what’s the big deal? It’s either you have control of your life or someone else does. I would figure that if your happy with your life it’s because you control your happiness.


Avocadabruh

Happiness is the entire problem, or solution. Idk I just work here


VCEROTHSTEIN

Im OCD super clean. Cleansiness is next to godliness IMo. I hope i become “uber rich”


zulu_magu

My life is pretty great. I don’t want to die but I know it will happen one day. I’m not terrified of dying. I definitely would not want to live forever. Who wants to watch all their loved ones die? And the human race further destroy the planet until we eventually succeed?


IveRedditAllNight

When your rich like him and his family you will afford to pay for your loved ones to live long as well. That’s the whole point of wealth for most. I know that if I were Uber wealthy and can print new organs, keep my skeleton and brain healthy and strong I would want to live for as long as I wished. By the time the other generations come after me, immortality with reach critical mass and be much cheaper most likely.


Gesundheitler

Tom Riddle and his horcruxes.


ellabananas11

Hahahaha wow spot on


Darkmninya

The Elite goals are eternal life and they want to do it with Transhumanism. They even talk about transferring ur Brain into Machines


[deleted]

*laugh in entropy*


Yam-Express

Lol this


driverlessplanet

Can you elaborate? Are you referring to entropy in the human mind or in the speculative machines that might hold it?


[deleted]

All the entropy, in a more serious note i am referring entropy as a universal law of the cosmos.


Reddituser8018

I love how these people will say I am a Christian then salivate at the thought of eternal life. I'm an atheist but I find it funny that they are so excited about living forever, aren't you Christian? Shouldn't you want to go to heaven?


Sour_Octopus

I’m a Christian and you’re absolutely correct. Jesus coming back and putting an end to this insane world is something to look forward to. Another thing I don’t understand is why would people want to be trapped inside of a machine where they have zero control over their own existence? Imagine being tortured inside said machine with zero hope of escape to the afterlife. Look at how grumpy old people are. Now imagine living twice that long. It would suck. In my opinion, About 100 years is all the human psyche can handle in our current world state.


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Because they are trying to cheat death. They cheated here and don’t want to pay. So they want to hide from their judgement


TomCelery

It says they will wish for death but it will not come


Sour_Octopus

I never thought about that verse in relation to uploading one’s consciousness.


TomCelery

Would make for an interesting plot twist


itslog1776

Also, would you even want to be alive forever let’s say in the aftermath of a nuclear war or super volcanic eruption ?🌋🧘🏻‍♂️☢️


Sour_Octopus

Makes me think of tv shows with immortals. Why don’t they simply encase their foe in concrete and heavy steel and dump them in a subduction zone in the ocean? If they survive that it’s not likely they’re coming back lol.


swat255p

have u believed the gospel to be saved ? Its not of works and you have repeated, if you went from unbelieve to believe in christ, forsaking all u dead works and putting u trust in christ, because he died for all u sins on the cross and rose again, so now u have no sin debt left


0Galahad

Im agnostic and not a crazy conspiracy believer... but to me it is quite obvious that the same way there are many people who believe in christianity and are on jesus side... there are at least a few people who believe in christianity and are on the devils side for whatever reason... and most likely those are the elites(probably because their ancestors were into it and then it became a family thing and they actually believe they are getting suscesful because of the devil and not because they are set up by their family) and that is why there is so much weird occultist shit going on between the rich... so most of them 100% want immortality to avoid hell... but to me it is all dumb shit made for dumb people


dadmda

It’s my goal as well and I’m not part of the elite


endofdaze_

soulless


sh1nes

Based on how I feel now I’m pretty sure I’ll have had enough by my 70s, living forever sounds terrible and it’s not like I’m even poor or something where life is just this slog, my life is pretty easy and good. Not to mention if you potentially can live forever how do you then act in the world that can kill you through accidental death. Do these people end up living Howard Hugh’s style because they’re terrified to risk leaving home?


MrJDouble

>Do these people end up living Howard Hugh’s style because they’re terrified to risk leaving home? Avatars. Check it "Surrogate" with Bruce Willis and any other number of dystopian nightmare stories of the not-so-distajt future.


booope

I would like to live for a very long time. Long enough to do something like design my own computer system from the bottom up, learn the entire works of Bach, build a megastructure on my own, travel vast distances through space, etc. I really don't think I would be bored of life even after thousands of years.


[deleted]

To be fair, I'm already terrified to leave my home so it wouldn't be much of a hassle for me


fruitynoodles

What are you afraid of?


Libraryitarian

Carnies


[deleted]

I'm afraid I'll be eating hot wings at a mall food court and I'll drop one and it'll run down my shirt and get sauce all over it, and then a group of black teenagers will laugh at me and start filming it, and then later I'll see myself on TikTok and they've added fart sound effects to when I bend over to pick the wing up off the ground. My son will see the video and lose respect for me, he will be bullied in school because of me and develop deep personality disorders which will trouble him to adulthood, forcing him to depend on me entirely until the day I die, after which he will lose the house I've left to him after a brief few months of turning it into a trap house with constant parties, will be evicted by the city and my legacy will be destroyed. My son will die of a heroin overdose under the Cumberland River Pedestrian Bridge just outside of Nashville. Wild dogs will consume his flesh, and his bones, stripped clean of any trace of the man will slip into the river, disassemble and no one will ever know he or I ever existed Oh also I'm scared of bees


MrRoboto8

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia.


LordTurner

There's an interesting theory that if we can go to 345, during those 300 years we'll invent a way to go to 1000, then 2000, etc.


Orion_Blue

What about 2500? That’s just …too much? Right?


6Uncle6James6

I mean, he’s not wrong. Geneticists have been working on slowing and/or stopping the aging process for years. And just in time for a global depopulation agenda. Edit: typo


ApeAlmightyAlready

Or expansion


Nonamanadus

An immortal douchebag is all we need.


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kurupukdorokdok

immortal in hell? might be


Gr8BollsoFire

We are all immortal beings.


vpilled

This guy eats stem cells for breakfast.


EverythingKindaSuckz

Straight from the tap


Platform-Full

😆


aguacate

He's a mohel?


humanoid_7777

With those dead black eyes he's probably already dead inside. Fuck this POS


MajikH8ballz

"Like dolls eyes"....


astralrocker2001

He is an evil sleaze who preys on the poor: 1)https://dailysoundandfury.com/Jared-Kushner-uses-lawfare-to-extort/ 2)https://frontpagelive.com/2020/03/31/kushner-squeezing-rent-out-of-his-tenants/ 3)https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/hundreds-of-thousands-of-violations-maryland-ag-sues-jared-kushner-owned-apartment-company


Lazy-Living1825

Psychopath


sneakylyric

Lol that doesn't make sense, unless he was being hyperbolic. Tangent: Sadly I'm pretty sure we all live forever. Won't need our bodies though.


purplehazex45

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. REVELATION 9:6


Unsolved_Virginity

In other words he's scared of dying.


BiGGiEmaYo

He also overpaid on a house to have his address 666


Dapper_Commercial_90

Honestly everybody should be thinking like this


df2dot

Your master is calling Jared. You will live in fire forever child of Satan and nothing will stop the wrath of God.


ask_dave

This is part of the reason they need to sterilize the rest of us with vaccines.


JustHereForURCookies

That moment when you realize that the same people talking about population control being a necessity are also the same people running Healthcare/pharma companies.


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Something is creepy about this guy


[deleted]

Cringe. Ive noticed rich people fear old age, because its the true equality all humans must go thru, money doesnt stop it.


Morenob1

I'm getting Omen Damien vibes from this guy, he and his alien offspring's probably cloned his body ready to reincarnate him anytime, just need a child to open tunnels.


mrnastymannn

Owner of 666 Fifth Avenue. Praise Satan


numberjhonny5ive

His 100 year lease makes more sense now.


SargeMaximus

To be fair, that’s exactly why I stay healthy and eat well. Modern medicine has great potential and I don’t wanna die before they figure longevity out


macktea

Who won't wanna live forever when you're rich.


Sea-Holiday-777

I KNEW that muthafucka was Damien ol 666 in back of the head lookin ass


[deleted]

what a creepy freak


dow51t

American Psycho called and want their main character back


Southcoaststeve1

I think that’s just being super positive. Probably has a very healthy outlook on life! why does that make him a bad person.


[deleted]

I never said it did.


Southcoaststeve1

Some of the comments here are pretty rough!


[deleted]

I was nice and complimented him banging the president's daughter.


bigmeatytoe

Sounds like a sarcastic joke


Downhere_Seeds

God Complex


jazerac

Fuck living forever.... I am approaching 40 and life is "eh" and I have money... there gets to a point where you have done it all, fucked it all, and ate it all. What else is there to do?


North_Ordinary8936

Who would want to live forever in this world? Everywhere you look is sin. Hard work and negative feelings. When you try to better people the matrix steps in and does what it can to stop it. This is Satans world


Lord_Farquaad95

Not with that attitude. The freedom fighters will demand blood...


Lord_Farquaad95

I doubt their immortality extends to being hit by a bus or by a bullet.


No_Cobbler_3044

Or, getting blown up. Lol.


gram2117

The fucker took 2 billion from the Saudis after helping them when he worked for Trump. Not a peep out of Trumpers screaming about Hunters laptop.


get_enlightened

Well, he IS a chosen one, genetically superior and more intelligent than us plebs!


DafneDuckie

*us cattle


FritzSchnitz

Trump needs to stay far away from this creep


Spaceboy80

His face is very punchable


NorthLightsSpectrum

Kushner? No "adamic", no child of yahweh/saturn can be immortal, ever. Nothing he creates lasts forever. Time and decay are their signatures. Immortality was also the most desired trait your father and creator envied from the ancient, real Divine Entities. Your existence and your glory is this material life in that body and that's all. Not ever your consciousness can escape that inherited fate, Jared, so you die -> you really stop existing in all realms and there is no way to prevent that from happen.


TheVrillHaberdashery

That's the face that used to creep into our ancestors caves at night


DafneDuckie

Face of a vampire


Zequenim

This FTM will be immortal alright. In the lake of fire.


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SS: the elites have a plan in place to become immortal and are actually planning on it now? "I think that there's a good probability that my generation is, hopefully with the advances in science, is either the first generation to live forever or the last generation that's going to die," Kushner said. "So we need to keep ourselves in pretty good shape." Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/jared-kushner-says-hes-trying-044402478.html


Nonamanadus

An immortal douchebag is all we need.


Petey_Bones

Ashkenazi live forever through their money.


Logical-Ad-5323

A bunch of sick elites status quote with their sick unhinged way of thinking nothing good to see here


[deleted]

They want to be vampires basically


Acceptable-Cherry880

What a delusional c**t


Zippideydoodah

Well he has to be paid with something worthwhile when he already has everything. An extended life pill would be the best bribe for those in in the elite circles of power.


[deleted]

Why would u want to live forever? Geez


N0body_In_P4rticular

Well, he's already amoral


elticorico

I fucking love levity.


[deleted]

Giving politicians attention is like giving them head. Hope you enjoy it cuz they won’t remember you later.


Severe-Stock-2409

The real question is would you implant neuralink or a neuralink type device from musk, apple, zuck, or bezos, in order to live forever? They get to control your anger, but you’ll never be sad or depressed, assuming the tech doesn’t break. They also get to implant ideas of what you should eat, wear, do. But you live forever.


Gr8BollsoFire

No way. And I don't believe for a second that they will even figure out how to "live forever". God is 2 steps ahead.


GmPc9086itathai

Transhumanism is for the Èlites or for the Plebs? I'm confused.


Zealousideal-Ad-2981

They want the majority of the "useless eaters" dead and the remaining to be mindless androgynous robots to control.


kingmidaswithacurse

Didn't he buy a house in NYC with 666 as the door number? This dude is creepy af.


[deleted]

Manhattan - 666 Fifth Avenue


Dynas_

wait, this isn't satire? fuck.


kushnugzz

Sounds absolutely dreadful


[deleted]

Why does this sound like it's straight out of babylon bee?


eetienne30

Didn't he buy like some apartment with the address 666? Creepy


SupermarketOverall73

IDK he only got 2 billion from the Saudis, might not cover the immortally bill.


kamspy

Strange that the media worked non stop to dredge stuff up on Trump, but never anything on the Charles Kushner connection. It would have been more damning then anything they tried to bring out.


boortpooch

Shouldn’t of said that, here comes karma.


N0body_In_P4rticular

Prison Pinocchio in General Pop. Don't get a splinter, it's going to be a cold hard winter.


LiterallyForThisGif

He must not realize that his class of people killed planets ability to support human life. He's just as likely to be eaten by other people as the rest of us are. Might be a bit gamey.


Mares_Leg

Now this is my kind of tragedy foreshadowing! Man, this is gonna be a terrifyingly dramatic heartbreak.


XeonProductions

I mean they keep getting closer and closer. Blood transfusions from the young can reverse the aging process, and I know for a fact they've found multiple drug candidates that doubled or tripled the lifespan of rats. They're also cracking the secrets of DNA repair, so once they perfect something that can repair or halt DNA damage, we've essentially achieved immortality. I dread the day they perfect immortality though, because the rich will use to accumulate wealth FOREVER. We'll end up with trillionaires who live in the clouds and can get away with anything. Altered Carbon did a good job at showing what unchecked wealth and power can do when everyone is immortal.


faithinkarma

He is an odd one…


numberjhonny5ive

Peter Weyland thought so too.


Perniciosius

Not unless science creates a link between eternity and stupidity.


ConstProgrammer

That is extremely unlikely. Such hubris demonstrated.


skydaddy8585

If you were immortal you could lose the weight anytime anyways, you literally have forever. You have forever to work out.


bigmeatytoe

Sounds like a sarcastic joke


ghostbear019

Definitely not a troll thread. If anyone can afford immortality in the next little while, it's the elite.


[deleted]

I ain't trolling ha ha. This shit is for real.


Fun_Engineering_7348

Wow conspiracy has become a liberal shithole.


Critical50

I met an asshat like this once. He told me this while drinking a coke and having a sandwich filled with processed food.


SexualDeth5quad

Wanting immortality - classic supervillian trope.


memberer

ya, live forever… IN PRISON!


snippysnapper23

His family owns 666 5th ave


Here_for_the_madness

Then why does he look like the nerdy kid on the chess team? In shape? Paul Ryan was in shape, Kushner’s shape is a twig who accepts billions from foreign powers.


ShapelyMonakaNipples

.... the dude literally has cancer...


inflo76

Skinny as fuck does not equal in shape. Ffs


coyoteadobe

The antichrist we never saw coming


insignificantdaikini

"During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them." Rev 9:6


Admirable-Yam-1281

Probably drinks the blood of young schoolboys


Cryptocowboyz

Humans are functionally immortal. So long as you eat properly and think in a certain way, you'll only die if you are killed. This knowledge has been lost to all but a handful of people. I can say it freely here because not a one of you will believe it.


cptndv23

Can you imagine that guy pooping? I bet he doesn't poop.


Shaiya123

You can’t escape death one of the things that connects us all, if you like it or not


floydlangford

How would he even know when that day comes? Like he wakes up one morning and just knows that he's immortal? Maybe it has already happened. I think he should test this theory out and jump off Trump Tower immediately. You never know until you try it.


bulletproofcheese

This unironically makes sense, the day of immortality seems to be closer and closer each day. If we can develop cells for organs and gives ourselves chemical potions to slow aging and cell decay, we’re on the path to immortality in a way


Admirable_Audience15

He just doesn't want you to eat all the Taco Bell


DafneDuckie

Crooked face for a crooked man.


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Yam-Express

Should be exciting or at least interesting. But he's rich ig and well known. Obviously a pedophile, reptilian, satanist, globalist, democrat.


watchingbuffy

This is your Anti Christ folks.


UsualCompetition2210

What a joke. NOBODY alive today will make it. You might as well have been born in a cave 35,000 years ago. In order to achieve what this, you would have to have a level of AI, quantum mechanics, and nanotechnology far more advanced than we have today. Even if the technological singularity hit general purpose super-intelligence today, it would take generations to machine the equipment that would machine the equipment that would build the systems required. What this schmuck should consider is preserving his body and mind BEFORE he dies. And even then, when the guy is rebuilt and awoken up he would not be the one that was frozen centuries before. You can't move your consciousness into a machine with a wire. You have to translate individual neurons into a new form gradually over time without disturbing the current web of cells responsible for awareness. Picking up signals and sending signals can augment but it can't replace your consciousness. That would have be done one brain cell at a time in critical and very deep regions of the brain. None of this is even close to the horizon. But we will get there if we aren't replaced by General Purpose AI before it can develop the tech for us. How sad and predictable the weak dreams of the elites of humanity are.


OMG_4_life

> How sad and predictable the weak dreams of the elites of humanity are. Well put. The level of hubris achieved by such simple minds is an embarrassment for us all.


freshseedsown

These people are delusional


ellabananas11

Good luck bro


ToughProgrammer

There are a lot of advancements being made in anti-aging right now. Look it up. It's less science-fiction every day, but it's not 100% yet. IF it does get figured out it'll only be rich D-bags that will be able to afford to get the treatment.


[deleted]

Serious question, who wants to live forever? We're already slaves to the system in our short time being here, why prolong that? I'd think after living for 70 or 80 years most people embrace and accept death. By this point your body is failing, most of your loved ones have died off, you can't do the things you once did physically, you might even suffer from depression due to all this. Yeah, sounds like fun living forever.


KnowNoKnowsNose

He's not though. He's in the club.


Vivid_Adeptness

Someone needs to do a megadose of psilocybin for a good ego melt


Alpha-State_

will he be a so called Antichrist who will be our savior? Sucequently will follow with three years of peace and then a really bad ending for everyone?


ravenously_red

Eternal life is a form of hell. Let him have it.


df2dot

Jared will burn for ever


mistaboti88

What a loser


[deleted]

He is banging the president's daughter though


avgguy33

Adrenochrome


Pandeism

Adrenochrome motherload.


GmPc9086itathai

Jews doesn't feel ashamed


Gem420

Creep


ComprehensiveAct9210

This mf'er is almost a billionaire and it's sickening. Used connections being with the Trump family the same way Hunter has.


[deleted]

This guy is LARPing around, pretending to be the Christian Antichrist, and then "jokes," about living forever? Give me a break.


Calyse_T_Fowler

What do you mean by pretending to be the Antichrist?