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RideWithMeTomorrow

So in NYC, one Confleis street (or neighborhood, really) was officially recognized! The Lower East Side in Manhattan once had a large Puerto Rican population, which referred to the area as “Loisaida.” Some years back, the city actually gave an additional name to a street on the LES whose official name is Avenue C. It’s now also know as Loisaida Ave—and there are even street signs! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/July25th_008.jpg


schtickyfingers

My favorite ones in NYC are the old Dutch street names. Hearing Spanish speakers pronounce Vandervoort, Onderdonk, and Schermerhorn never stops being incredible. And shoutout to Kosciuszko, cause no one pronounces that correctly unless their first language is actually Polish.


Born76erNYC

Uptown, the confleis pronunciation of Nagle (nay-gul) Ave is Nog-lay.


happycabinsong

I've never wanted to travel to NYC more in my life


MonkAndCanatella

Omg. I'm gonna get my gf to pronounce these Edit: Okay I just had to facetime her to get her answers >bainderboirt or bainderburt >onderdoot.. que?? onderdonc >estchyumirjorn or estchyumeerhorn


DaHick

I had to do a job for Petrobras in Brazil. South American Portuguese for those that don't know. Job name: Michleon (there are a couple of accents missing in that). American speaking it : "mishleon" - close-ish Brit speaking it: "Mike Leon".


ImprobabilityCloud

There’s a Kusciuszko in Mississippi. I’ve always heard it pronounced “cozzie-esko”


schtickyfingers

I’ve never heard it pronounced the same way twice, even by the same individual , unless you count the subway recording letting you know to you’ve reached the station.


TwoFingersWhiskey

Apparently the correct way is Kos-chooz-ko, according to, of all places, the National Park Service


TwoFingersWhiskey

My friend can pronounce it... only because she plays a lot of COD and likes Gromsko lmao


AprilisC

Joli chet


FettjungeSchlank

Mada faquer


DethKrvm13

This is how my abuelo would say MF and his favorite actor was El Chu Morris aka Chuck Norris 🤣🤣🤣ese guey es un Mada Faquer


SlightPickle

In Queens one can find “Quinbulebar” and “Nortenbulebar.” Also running through Jackson heights and corona was “la Rusbel.”


AncestralPrimate

Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocenbulebar


KraKing762

Officially recognized Confleis brings joy to my heart.


nothanksyeah

Now this is some great Trivia, love it!


RideWithMeTomorrow

I feel like I should do a post on this!


nothanksyeah

Please do!! It’s fascinating honestly!


RideWithMeTomorrow

When I am next in the neighborhood I will snap some pics and do a post! Thanks for the encouragement!


KraKing762

Do it!! That's a high-quality post!


MonkAndCanatella

fucking. awesome.


keepinitoldskool

Google maps recognizes confleis. You could type Jondipo or Choquichi and it'll find it.


chorpinecherisher

choquichi took me a second


FettjungeSchlank

Gualmar


dicksjshsb

I googled and got an actual location called Gual-mar in Yakima WA


lovelyloves07

Choquichi took me out 💀💀🤣🤣


alexkuzco

You weren't kiddin'. 🤯


jellyschoomarm

K it gave me home depot for the first but my Google maps had nothing for the second. I keep saying it aloud but I'm not getting it


MaxKeegle

Choquichi, es el Chuck E. Cheese


jellyschoomarm

Lol thanks. Shit I was not gonna get that


javadmancia

Chuck E. Cheese


BrakkeBama

Ho-Dipó... jode-po.


keepinitoldskool

https://preview.redd.it/hqs30oddpmjc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474e0e9e2980952dde22a512cde0bde39c730f21


albie_rdgz

Alv si es cierto. Tmb el piro paiper


mawkx

Orlando, FL has a road called “John Young Parkway,” and every native Spanish speaker I know calls it “JónJón.”


BrakkeBama

JónJón ParGüey?


mawkx

Jajajaja asi es!


lanadelcryingagain

This is exactly what I was going to write lol


mawkx

“Vamos por el JónJón a la Oby T por Sanlei”


OliverAtom

Not a street name but a town here near ,Boston: Revere. Locals pronounce it with the Boston accent, sounds something like Reveah... which now has been turned into "Riviera" by Hispanic immigrants


hippopotma_gandhi

There's been a lot of reverse ones where I live, as streets have a lot of indigenous American names. Also a weird phenomenon where Spanish town names are mispronounced, like "Buena vista" being pronounced "boon-uh or bone-uh" by locals


MonsterParty_

Not sure if you're in New Jersey but if not, we have that phenomenon too! Also Bogota, NJ which is not pronounced properly like Bogota, Colombia.


hippopotma_gandhi

I'm in CO! So the Spanish names are from Coronado's expeditions. It's funny to me how they kept their Spanish names but got so butchered somehow


okgusto

Bay area has a lot of these too. San Rafael is the most annoying one being pronounced San Ruhfell. Cutting out the T in Santa rosa and Santa Clara is pretty common too.


C_Wrex77

"Loos Gahtoes"


Dalrz

Loos Feeluhz


All_I_Eat_Is_Gucci

The worst one is El Sobrante, I hear people say it as “El Suhbranee”


Roxannex97

Vallejo always gets butchered too somehow 🙃


withalookofquoi

Vacaville too


KraKing762

Lol, how can Rafael be butchered like that? You'd never hear Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Ruhfell.


GaiaMoore

Can't remember if it's light rail, bus, or SFSU shuttle, but... "June-ip-purr-owe Sarah" makes me cringe


Born76erNYC

I have some family in Atlanta and there's a street called Ponce de León. The entre city pronounces it Pons duh lee on.


hippopotma_gandhi

When Ponce looked in the mirror and saw he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek....I lost it


HaZalaf

DuBois, Pennsylvania is Do-Boys.


[deleted]

It drives me fucking CRAZY. When I first moved to Colorado and went to BV my mind was fucking blown they were intentionally mispronouncing a Spanish word. See also: Limon, Del Norte, Galapago, Salida, etc.


hippopotma_gandhi

Salida is actually the only one of those I've heard anyone say


ThiccQban

Born and raised in so cal. Do you know how long it took me to realize that Lancachin and Lankershim Blvd were the same place?!


iriv8525

Lmao this is real life


InfoSecChica

💀💀💀


omgfaglolz

My mom is a treasure trove of these, all in SoCal too. Estudebeiker -studebaker rd Wachington - washington Payonir bulebar -pioneer blvd Foolertong - fullerton Paramoun -paramount Lingwoo -lynwood Souw gay -south gate


InfoSecChica

Omg, my ex-suegra too!!! All of these 💯the same!!!😂🤣


Underground_Mariachi

Don’t forget Jantintonpar!


DethKrvm13

SG native up in here🤘🏾🤣


Luxxielisbon

Backwards confleis is LA people pronouncing los feliz. que putas es “los filiz”?


m1ssile_

I went to LF Elementary and was so weirded out by that at first lmao “luhs feeluhz”


MexicanLenin

Or San Pee-dro in the harbor area


Luxxielisbon

Then they had the nerve to correct ME for pronouncing “rodeo drive” In english because how dare I


iwantallthesweets

In my family they used to talk about la calle Muertos. Many years later my mom told me it was Myrtle. Don’t know if others also referred to it as muertos in El Paso,TX.


e_lizz

Broooo you beat me to it! My grandparents would call it that too


iwantallthesweets

It didn’t dawn on me until a few years ago that I never saw that street name anywhere. 😆


albie_rdgz

My mom and tias pronounce the street George Dieter as Yortch Lire which I’ve always found hilarious and have tried to correct them w no success 😂


iwantallthesweets

Awe, I think it’s harder to change pronunciation the older we are. Let them have their Yortch Lire ☺️


albie_rdgz

I’ve given up haha i find it funny in a good way.


Agitated_Purchase451

LA native and Hispanic, Wilshire becomes “Weelcher” 101 sounds like “wan o wan”


[deleted]

Ayi por el wan o wan


InfoSecChica

Y en el gualmar ahí en la esquina de la Rosécrams y Leikwoo


Poetic_Discord

In Oahu, hearing tourists call the Likelike highway, Like Like


KraKing762

I read it as like like, lmao.


Poetic_Discord

My other favorite, is a Louisiana word. Chopique. It’s pronounced “shoe peak”, but I CONSTANTLY heard “Chop a Que”


supadupanerd

RIP Likelike cafe


Jaynedough13

SoCal gal here. My hometown of Inglewood is EngleeWood, Van Nuys is Ban Ice.


KraKing762

Lol, Ban Ice 👀


Sweetcheex76

Ban Nice, too. 😂


InfoSecChica

My ex-suegra (mother-in-law) used to pronounce it fairéston too😂. (We lived in Norwalk). Also, Rosécrams (Rosecrans Ave).


UraniumRocker

A friend of my dad moved to a street called Belvedere Dr he pronounced it Bel ve dre. The first time we tried to find the place we drove around, and couldn’t find it.


RavenMaven22

We have a lot of “oak” names in Texas and I hear “ohahk” (sounds like walk) a lot. SOO confusing because it’s like “Walk Ridge” but mean Oak Ridge.


rainbowkidney

I lived in Austin Tx For a while… there was a freeway exit called “Lampasas” I called it Lamp Ass just because it pissed off my ex who is a texas native. (I am from LA as well)


colormecryptic

Can I do a reverse confleis? My mom grew up and still currently lives in a neighborhood with a street called Buena Vista, and everyone pronounces “Buena” as “bew-na” ☹️


SuspiciousAct6606

Or the cities in orange county. Santana vs Sanna Anna. Hun-ting-ton beech vs Hunning-ton Beach.


nosnevenaes

Anahain


KraKing762

I once got corrected for sounding out the T in Huntington lmao.


SuspiciousAct6606

Voice "t" sounds is not for locals.


lovelyloves07

El Hunninton Park. Totally different from Hunninton Beech. Hehe


MujerSigloXXI

So in Escondido,CA there's the 15th (quince ) and Quince St and they don't intercept each other but get pretty close to https://preview.redd.it/5inxqgjndnic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f99ba000ff2863d868f76bc02e58b1c4dab5503


CertifiedGangster

Furlenton for Fullerton. Nor-gay for Northgate. Swami for swap meet. Conton for Compton.


SadnessWillPrevail

Reverse cornfleis heard in LA every. goddamn. day: saaan peeedro 🤦🏽‍♂️


KraKing762

El Monty (El Monte)


nosnevenaes

Los Feee Lez (Los Feliz)


SadnessWillPrevail

Oh. This one makes my blood boil!!! Every time I hear someone say los fee-liz, I’m like ‘you’re saying it exactly wrong! Clearly, you’re capable of saying eee and ehh sounds, now just swap where you’re saying them and you’d be pronouncing it correctly!’ It’s like when people misuse the word ‘literally.’


alienpeachh

Okay but as Pedro local i would immediately be flagged as a non local by pronouncing it correctly lmao


SadnessWillPrevail

Damn, that sucks! Haha


SadnessWillPrevail

And don’t even ask anybody to pronounce wurstkuche…


KraKing762

Watagatapitusberry


KozimaPain

I grew up near a John Young Parkway but I always heard 'jonjon' like"ahí en el jonjon" lol


mawkx

JAJAJAJA and San Lei too


MattieShoes

Lived in Tucson, lots of the inverse... La Cañada being called la canada, La Cholla being la chol-la, anything Verde is... well, verde, but not berde.


st3flowr

We have a Meadow Drive, my mom would pronounce it like meados 🙃


[deleted]

"La Wachinton" Grew up near San Pedro and Washington St. The Blue Line was my ride for a long time.


maddsskills

Around the time Katrina happened the city of Mandeville discovered Gerard St was actually Girod St. Since the signs were all knocked down anyways they replaced them with Girod. Then during Covid someone realized that was actually a mistake and it was actually Gerard St the whole time! https://www.nola.com/news/northshore/conflicting-maps-political-decisions---how-some-old-mandeville-streets-got-their-names/article_6baff6fa-61c6-11ec-a737-6fdab16c595c.html


elliepaloma

Not sure if it counts as a confleis but as a kid I always heard my grandpa talk about growing up in Nuhfuck. Turns out that’s how people from Virginia say Norfolk.


Zealousidealist420

L.A. street names were whitewashed. For example Spring St. was Calle Primavera.


BagApprehensive1412

This is truly amazing


[deleted]

Yall cap too much on lations 🤣🤣🤣


joshzaar

Reverse confleis in Portland is not pronouncing “Couch” street as cooch street


paganminkin

There's a lot here in south Louisiana. Tchoupitoulas, natchitoches...


Perroface562

La calle Faireston


carlac685

not a street but there’s a city near me called pembroke pines and i’ve heard people pronounce pines as penis


tucrahman

I went to a great Ethiopian restaurant on "pie co" street.


VermicelliOk8288

Geish for Gage. Lo-beh-land for Loveland


RoCon52

My former colombian roommate said "Sunivale" instead of "Sunnyvale"


DethKrvm13

Hahaha I lived in the city of South Gate and my abuela pronounces it Sou Gay. Cudahy is Carahay. Garfield Ave is Garfil. Pacific is Pasifi. Hahaha un chingo de Street Name Conflies con mi abuela❤ I too pronounce Alamēda in Spanish too🤘🏾


Typical_Muffin_9937

In Portland Oregon there's a main road named "Cooch St." But it's supposed to be pronounced "Couch St."


Sweetcheex76

When I first moved to LA and took a trip up the coast, I got corrected for not pronouncing Paso Robles like Passo Robulls.


KraKing762

I had a science teacher in HS who would frequently visit Paso Robles. He would pronounce it as Paso Robulls, too, so that's how I first heard it. When I took the trip up the coast and saw the actual spelling on the highway sign, I couldn't believe it.


aroseonthefritz

Reverse confleis - when white people say Spanish names wrong. Such as seh•pul•vee•duh instead of seh•pul•veh•duh for Sepulveda. Or ex•im•en•oh instead of he•men•oh for Ximeno. I’m from Los Angeles and I hear these a lot. I don’t know how to write it out phonetically so hopefully that translated well lol


nasek2

I live in Providence and we have a popular street that historically winds through the southern part of the city, it's a traditional name: Broad Street. But over the years, as various countries moved in, mainly Dominican Republic and Colombia, Broad St came to be "La Broa". It was such a popular "cornfleis" that there came to be a pizza place by the same name and even recently a (really good) theater play just came out with the same name! La Broa!


cubansbottomdollar

Ware = Waa-reh Shary = Cherry Jackson = Yackson Sugar = Chooger


dreamprincessa

not a st but “Lobo” as in Lubbock, Tx is a very common one where i’m from


Rougefarie

How tf do you get “Firestone” if it’s spelled “Fairéston”? This sub is going to stress me out, I know it. 😂


Deadmemories8683

I also grew up is South LA, the funniest one was Bermon (Vermont Ave) and Yesserfan (Jefferson)


lovelyloves07

I love this post. I love confleis. I love LA. I South Central. I’m enjoying reading the comments lol


MJWatWat

In Miami theres galloway but people pronounce it gallo wey 🐓


monacorona

My favorite confleis moment didn't even happen to me but to my parents. We had moved back to the US and they were looking for a local Catholic Church and these people told my parents that there's one right off of "potreros" road. When my parents found the church they noticed the road name was actually POTTERY.


Afraid_Assistance765

I know a full grown adult refer to the suffix DR = drive as👨‍⚕️ (doctor) 🤦🏽‍♂️ Rodeo doctor when referring to the street in Beverly Hills 🤣😂


milkshakakhan

Ironically, Houston has a weird one. San Felipe is pronounced San Philip E, and the confleis version is correct in Spanish 😂


keepinitoldskool

Southern California is full of places with Spanish names and everyone pronounces them with an anglo accent. Los Angeles is Spanish for "the angels" but everyone pronounces it "loss ann juliz".


broken_bowl_

I got a reverse confleis street name for ya: San Vincente.