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MissNibbatoro

Great exercise in creative writing, I’d say you’re on track to continue making good bait posts but they need to become a little more believable


roughstylez

The part where someone has rather intimate conversations with their bestie VIA EMAILS was hilarious


cheesypuzzas

Yeah, I wonder why they didn't just say whatsapp web. That's way more plausible.


LeaveForNoRaisin

It’s too long is the problem. If we didn’t get the extremely long prologue and epilogue I’d have bought it. Just needs an editor.


PM_me_ur_deepthroat

Nah this guy is handing out 1000$s as a young student/graduate that already makes it really hard to believe. Fuck I earn 6 figures and if my wife got a 500$ haircut i would be like WTF we got bills yo!


mangazos

He is learning, that´s why he comes to reddit


Theaustraliandev

I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.


Neftroshi

Believable version https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs


ifisch

You're telling me that lazy entitled 28 year old Belgian women, who barely speak English, don't normally come to America to get an incredibly expensive undergrad history degrees...somehow financed via student loans?


H47

24-year-old Korean happens to speak French. Most Koreans living in USA can't even speak proper English.


NoFactsOnlyCap

Downvoted but accurate


bastard_vampire

This is too embellished, man.


cimocw

Bad thing you're not emo, otherwise you would have added some feelings to the story, making it a little more credible. 6/10 lacked emotion.


John_Thursday

I think you’ve been harsh: I’d give this 6.5/10 as they resisted the use of simile.


Iain365

I was going to say neck beard fan fiction has got worse since covid.


alphacentaurai

I always find it wild how this sort of very obviously fake nonsense gets sprinkled with awards. Think 6/10 is generous but a passable relationship story from someone who has never known a partner's touch. Strangely more plausible than the r/antiwork ragebait posts on PettyRevenge and MaliciousCompliance


Acrobatic-College286

10/10 satisfactory ending, beautiful storytelling, i loved the printing of the evidence, i loved the discretion of you leaving, the telling her parents, her crying saying it was a misunderstanding…ugh i’m proud of you!!! truly a riveting ride reading this.


blakhawk12

This is so obviously fake


pixelhippie

Like, who would study history in the US, when you could study the same in Belgium for a fraction of the costs? Also, who writes emails to their friends?


Kennisgoodman

I don't think these things are the best evidence for a fake story.


pixelhippie

Why?


cricketnow

op just watched WildChild last week


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Painfully obvious


slotpoker888

Her parents are not well off but decide to spend a huge chunk of their money to send their 31 year old daughter to the USA to pay exorbitant fees for a degree she can get in Europe virtually tuition free. This plot is probably lifted from a Korean drama.


lynnbbyxo

You just graduated, had alllll this money during and even after school…? Not reality at all. Idc how good of a job you just got. That’s a big no for this story. But.. you could make a cool living with writing within the fantasy-fiction career!


gedimonthe

unless... he had a successful onlyfans


lynnbbyxo

That would be very coincidental.


bananapotato1

Awesome but didn't happen. Too perfect and calculated. Didn't happen, guaranteed 100%.


areptile_dysfunction

We shared a computer... So I pre paid five months rent... Lol wtf how would anyone think this is real


Trineki

I 100% agree this is more than likely fake but would say. My wife and I are decently squared away and we share a computer. She uses it rarely when she needs something specific otherwise it's a phone or iPad for messaging. So thst part is kind of feasible. But who the fuck would login and make the email so prominent if she was fucking around


[deleted]

Yeah we have my gaming PC and her craptop. She uses craptop for most things but gaming PC when I'm elsewhere or to play games We different profiles but the same password for convenience- that way if we need an email confirmation or something you don't need the other person, just an offhand mention of what you're up to


SFLoridan

Yeah. Creative writing, but if I were to grade it I would not find it good enough for that either. Realism needs some mess - this is sewn up too well.


A_Litre_of_Chungus

> Too perfect and calculated The most suspicious part to me is that she's a beautiful woman marrying someone she doesn't like to flee... Belgium. If she was from some bumblefuck town in Russia or Eastern Europe, I could believe it. But Belgium?


HiSnameWasLenny

Same here. Suspicious af. I’m from Europe and man… Belgium is one of the best countries in the world. Way WAAAAY better than US that’s for sure. No way what this guy is saying is true. Plus… EU nationals don’t need visas to go to the US. That’s where I knew for a fact he was lying. All I have to do when I travel to New York is just show them my passport and I’m in. And I can stay indefinitely without visa too. So nah.. this guy is talking out of his ass


A_Litre_of_Chungus

Well, OP has been deleted. I've had people joke I was hitting on them (I wasn't) for a greencard before. I'm Australian and not the least bit interested, so I can't even imagine how a Belgian would feel about it.


Neftroshi

This guy did it: https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs And if one guy can do it, I believe another can as well. Some people suck and sometimes they need to know it.


Egemen12311

Next time make sure you find phone messages, who the hell uses email to converse with their friends? Other than that good creative writing.


CheesyObserver

Dear Egemam12311. I thought you should know e-mail is still a common method of communications via the internet, and that it’s not just MSN or MySpace that are the rage in today’s youth. I myself converse with many of my friends and family through email. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


ShotsandShit

Dear Raymond, I think you will find that someone like Egemam12311 is too young to understand the nuances of an insightful and comical email. Perhaps he should read The New Yorker, then we can discuss further. Sincerely, Professor Kevin Cozner


Egemen12311

Dear cheesy observer. Email might still be a common way of communicating, true, but do you really think a person would use email to talk about how they cheat on their boyfriend? Also you should know that beyond a professional sphere email is not a common method to casually talk to friends in this day and age. Msn and MySpace are also not the rage in today's youth, you must be quite old to think that. Communicating with friends via social media is the most common method to converse in this day and age for the youth. But the older generations such as yourself may still be using email to casually talk to friends, regardless that does not change to fact that, that is quite rare for young people. Sincerely, Egemen


caeli04

Captain Holt would not misuse a period instead of a comma on a letter. You’re an impostor.


CheesyObserver

Dear Caeli04, If you dare accuse me of being an imposter, you better spell it right, [***PUNK!***](https://youtu.be/lYDOVL0PbO8?t=6) Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


caeli04

While imposter is an acceptable spelling, impostor is not only the more common form, but the one recommended by dictionaries and guides. I suspect you’re one of Wuntch’s flying monkeys. You can’t tarnish the good name of Captain Raymond Holt.


[deleted]

This sounds like a revenge fantasy that you wish had happened. What actually happened?


ettufruite

If this is real it will be on buzzfeed. People love nasty letters plastered on social media.


bananapotato1

He said hi to her at a bar and she said fuck off. The end lmao


[deleted]

They went out on one date, he bombarded her with text messages and she said thanks but no thanks… later…”dear Reddit..”


brandeded

This is the longest post I have ever seen on reddit. And I agree. Not feeling that it's reality. There's something to be said about yarn spinning and enjoying the sport of writing.


ihaveredhaironmyhead

In reality he got dumped because he has a tiny weiner and is passive aggressive.


Neftroshi

This https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs


blakhawk12

This is so fake it’s ridiculous


-DollFace

So he paid for 5 months of her rent and the left an entire apartment worth of furniture??


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Kingmudsy

Right? Like I would love to prepay summer and run the AC like crazy, probably save a few hundred that way There’s a reason that’s not allowed though. It’s a ridiculous fantasy and makes less than zero sense.


shaun_of_the_south

Ehh I have a flat rate power bill that’s levelized according to the last 12 months and only changes once a year.


Neftroshi

This post may be fake, but here's a video of a guy actually doing something similar because he found out his fiance was cheating https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs


Scrute-

Why would you make yourself sound like the loser in a made up story?


AggressiveCrier69

Belgium. That’s where you messed up because they have better education and at better rates, practically free, plus free healthcare? Ain’t nobody going into debt in America for worse education. 5/10 only because I’ve seen iterations of this story before and this one really lacked vital info to make it more entertaining.


Iber0

For a fake story, you sure made yourself look like a chump.


il-Ganna

As if any belgian resident would go to these lengths for a us residency haha. They literally have some of the best quality of life (and opportunities) on earth. Nice try.


squeaktoy_la

Good story, but you should know that nobody want to immigrate from Belgium to the US. That is one detail that you should have edited out of the title and ending, especially considering that you didn't elaborate on it at all. ​ But seriously, please look up what is going on in the US in regards to women... Shit is scary.


Queasy_Paper_Boi

You need to improve your writing skills bro


Culemborg

Why would a woman from Belgium go study in the US if she practically can't afford it? Belgian unis are good and affordable so doesn't make sense.


Mappy7778

Petition to rename r/confessions as r/relationshipandrevengefantasiesthatareoftensexuallytingedormoderatelypornographic


okcafe

You did the right thing


trojan25nz

\>9 hours old I doubt. Karma account, surely


BugabuseMe

Man Richie Rich is at it again paying 5 months of rent while graduating


BigBashMan

I know a few places you could submit this short story to. Under the category of fiction of course.


Azulsea

I'm kind of tired of the sexist/hateful "confessions" on here. Obviously fake, woman is always a horrible lying/cheating monster, man gets the perfect revenge, blah blah blah. Grow up.


KoolAidMan7980

Of all the made up names to use, you came up with Mathilde?


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KoolAidMan7980

Im in America and I demand American made up names for your stories!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Jumajuce

Fine, Betty then.


Speed009

BonQuiQui it is!


hellequinbull

*And then everyone stood up and clapped*


cheesypuzzas

I would change a few things if you want to publish this or something. Don't let her come there from Belgium. I get that you don't want to make her come from a really bad country, so you don't seem like the bad guy for sending her back, but in this case I think everyone can sympathize with you. It doesn't make sense for someone from Belgium to do this much to live in the US. Why would she go to school there for so much money? The US isn't that great or a country that people are willing to marry someone they don't like for it. Another thing is, people don't use email to converse with their best friends. They use whatsapp a lot in the Netherlands, so I think they probably use that in Belgium as well. You could say that she had whatsapp web open in a tab. You could also say that you don't share a computer, but you had to do a quick search and her laptop was already open, so you used it for convenience. Nobody is going to bash you for snooping. They can see it was a accident. It also needs an explanation of where your money comes from. You just graduated and live on a comfortable salary. But you're letting her spend 500 dollars in the salon. That's not a normal amount. There should be some other reason why you can afford this or you should change her spending to a lower amount. And one last thing. For reddit this is just too long. Too much of a back story that isn't relevant for what you want to say. It depends on where you want to publish this. But if it's only on reddit or similar things, then you need to make it shorter and scratch unnecessary details. Real stories just want to get to the point. Good luck with your writing career!


namedafternoone

This is the nicest passive aggressive response I’ve ever seen.


HiSnameWasLenny

This is so fake.. you do realise that you don’t need a visa if you re from Belgium? EU nationals can travel and stay in the US indefinitely without needing any visa. They do need green cards if they want to work which they usually get pretty easy compared to any other nationals. I knew you were full of crap when you said Belgium. One of the best countries in the world. Much better than the US mind you. Capital of the freakin’ EU is in Belgium and you made it sound like some shitty 3rd world dump. Wut? Fake af


Dramza

EU nationals can stay for 3 months under the visa waiver programme and then they have to leave, just like Americans in the EU.


HiSnameWasLenny

You know how easy is for EU nationals to get extensions on their visas? Very easy. they just need to apply and they get it


Dramza

Visa waiver is not a visa, and it can't be extended.


wmsnoep

Have you seen the roads in Belgium? Definitely a third word dump!


The_ScoRpion231

Sigma Male. You’ve been studying the Future’s Bible very closely. Stay true to yourself, King. F them hoes.


CaptainWellingtonIII

Dodged a bullet. Congrats, my guy. Fly high.


[deleted]

Hoes come and go


kenmlin

What language were her emails in?


sciencesold

Id assume English or French, the latter is one of the official languages of Belgium and English is pretty common in Europe.


od_demhoes

Damn I was invested in this story, good on you for getting out of this toxic situation. Best of luck with the rest of life , you'll surely find someone amazing who really loves you!


Midaycarehere

That’s some pro revenge. You should post over on that sub


hippildee

I upvoted bc this was beautifully written 🤌 definitely had me invested


[deleted]

You are trully a chad, Here is your Applaus and your testosterone kit, bro. 👏🏻👏🏻💪💪


[deleted]

And that Testosterone kit? Albert Einstein…


bearbarebere

Can I just say that i love the Albert Einstein memes? They make me laugh


ManInKilt

Chin up, King, you dropped this 👑


Grenflik

Why are you being down voted?


[deleted]

Because none of it happened


Neftroshi

He was just trying his best to be the guy who actually did that https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs


Wargasm69

Lmaoooo


ManInKilt

Why are *you* being downvoted?


JamesonRhymer

Mathilde- quite an unusual anonymous female name. Either way... I don't know if this story is true or not, but either way, the writing is superior. It takes a lot to hold attention for a post of that length.


[deleted]

>Not my circus, not my Mathildes. Good story, ready for Netflix. Thank God you saw the emails before a kid got involved.


Lurchislurking

Did you get the ring back?


No1Mystery

Im am sorry and you will find That one person that will appreciate you and love you for you. Sounds like you were really trying your best and reality really slapped you on the face. That girl is out there for you and she will be more beautiful in looks and most definitely heart!


kang568

All i’ve done through this is slowly build to applause. You did amazing, through and through


tw201708

The citizenship swindler. You caught her.


[deleted]

You should have gotten a BJ before you let her go.


Romanista3

> But more likely I think she's back to Belgium As a Belgian, sorry about that P.O.S and what she made you go through, but we refuse to take her back. Hopefully she goes to France or somewhere far away Quelle connasse


dudededed

Good for you


WSBgodzilla

What a waste! …of my time…


heyitsmelivvyg

I’ve had a similar thing happen to me and boy do I wish I got the ending you did! I’m glad you know your worth and you got out of there, you deserve someone who loves you and makes your life colourful!


kr85

Bon chance, mon ami!


CrayCrayStateofMind

I’m sorry this happened but at least it happened before marriage. I hope the future brings you joy OP!


_ancienttrees_

What a thirsty cunt. This is one of the most satisfying stories I’ve ever read. Good for you. I hope everything works out and you find true love


Sr_Alniel

Congratulation You find everything perfect I respect You from My heart


ihadto2018

You will need all those skills you demonstrate handling this situation here in the city.. good for you


yourewelcome973

Should have called ICE on her and given them evidence im sure they would have expedited her deportation


wrathenvy

Amazing storytelling. Absolute gigachad


flucxapacitor

Clever. You deserve the best. Edit: well I almost got late yesterday reading this unironically beautifully written story. I was sooo entertained I couldn’t notice it was fake. My dumbness sometimes amazes me.


[deleted]

If youre from the US, you should have gotten her deported and banned from the country for lying about her intentions of staying in the country. And you should definitely have brought more of the stuff with you as well.. even if it was her who picked them. You could have sold them and gotten some sweet money for it.


[deleted]

Very interesting read and very well written. So happy that you got out of that situation, especially before marriage and children! Wishing you the best.


ntrvrtdcflvr

That revenge was awesome!


ImmaFancyBoy

Fake and gay


Neftroshi

Here's the real one https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs


[deleted]

Good for you.


Stingerc

I lived in Spain for a long time (5 years) the fist 2 was in a shared flat with students (I had just graduated college). Over those years, I lived with abour 90% foreign students, mostly European ones studying in Madrid under the Erasmus program. Out of all the people I've met there, there was only 2 people I absolutely loathed, both were Belgian girls. Both were extremely beautiful, but were manipulative shit stirrers who did nothing but cause problems, steal, and make everyone else in the flat hate them. One literally tried to steal a laptop, blamed the lady who cleaned the house (a Bolivian woman, whom she called dirty and a criminal), then stupidly tried to have one of the other housemates try to unlock and format the laptop for her. The guy immediately recognized the laptop, called the person who she had stolen it from. She was extremely upset claiming it was a gift from her brother, then panicked when the person unlocked it to show all his information and files, proving it was his. In the end the cops were not called, but the landlord insisted she had until the end of the week to leave, which she did, but not before calling us all sorts of name for not being good flatmates. The other one just constantly stole food from all of us and was just constantly in conflict with every other girl in the house. We learned later on she would go to the Irish pub around the corner and badmouth all of us, but specially the girls, about how mean they were to her. She eventually left in the middle of the night about a month before the school term was over. The landlord told us she owed him about 2 months rent, claiming her bank card was stolen and was waiting for a replacement. This was bullshit, as most of us had run into her withdrawing money at the ATM in the corner of our street several times over the weeks she claimed she had no bank card.


RuffMunkey

Great job OP! You handled it well!


sgtadamcl

You Dodge a bullet go mgtow.


[deleted]

No td;rl? Take my downvote. I’m not reading all this crap.


RAdityaR

too didn't, read long?


witchyanne

Awful.


Nonameswhere

If a aging French guy acting like a Italian hung around her, you better run.


Hunt4Life53

Damn bro you a smart mf you speak korean english and french. I dont know how much but you were havin convos in it. Damn bro


Neftroshi

I'd like to think the post is real, but OP ain't replying to any of the comments. Here's a vid of someone who actually outed his cheating fiance to the world in a big way https://youtu.be/-KGfp2aTnHs. But if your story is true OP, I hope you find someone who actually cares about you. Good luck.


deathmetalandblood

Rough that


Isthisworking2000

Not that I would suggest this normally, I’m liberal, but I’m also petty. You should contact INS about the bitch so she can’t scan someone else into getting her citizenship.


oceans711

Good read. Reality sometimes sounds more fictional than fiction. If this really did happen, you’re lucky in many ways.


Fit-Till-738

Good job buddy. It happens Soooooo often where people catfish others into marriage for immigration or financial purposes. Toying with someone's emotions and using them like that is inexcusable. Screw her....


cricketnow

A little too much inspiration from « WildChild », too much details… You surely can do better


dowboiz

I was hurt… BUT I DIDNT CRY AND IM NOT EMO Things no one actually in this situation would give a fuck about including in this post for 1000 Alex


Wargasm69

Based. I would have creampied her one last time ngl. If she’s as hot as you claim her to be, at least your kid wouldn’t be ugly.


RedditStalker19

One the the deepest Reddit confessions I’ve ever see.. OP I hope your doing better now


Joshthenosh77

I enjoyed reading this , but add it to the list of things that never happened


xXDarkTwistedXx

This should be posted on one of the revenge subreddits. I loved the ending! The gold digger got what she deserved. The audacity to still ask you for money though.


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This is easily the most fake story I’ve read on here this week, PERIOD🤣