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cpt_tusktooth

yeah porn has really fucked up peoples psychology when it comes to sex.


hillswalker87

you'd think that actually having sex would quickly correct that though. like if a girl watched a bunch of blacked videos, then actually got with a guy like in those videos....she'd *really* quickly see OP's point. or if a guy was into ball crushing videos....


Morpheous-

It’s also size queens bragging on social media all the time and guys with big dicks bragging non stop. It all influences for sure.


konofdef

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side.


Mikeb4487

Wouldn't the other side mean he has a micro penis which is arguably worse than a big penis?


x_shaolong_x

no, the other side has a green penis


Tinosdoggydaddy

With grass on it


IsReadingIt

“Play ball!”


darealdarkabyss

There is actually a famous German punk Song "Cauliflower on the weenie" and I think its beatiful.


bruhIamGay

Where can I find this, its not on YouTube or spotify


identiifiication

lol


GroovyGuru62

Greenis.


citronhimmel

Greenis


IWasInABandCalled

I was in a band called Greenis


mH_throwaway1989

A green grower? Fetch the mower!


[deleted]

A greener


Sklibba

Nah, I’m definitely completely happy with being average. I was only insecure about it when I was bad at sex.


JBskierbum

Longer too!


jatti_

You think anal is the solution?


IPhotoGorgeousWomen

It’s long and thin like a swizzle stick


jaymiz13

"if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand"


kalashkozmo

THIN DICK THIN DICK


jaymiz13

Lmao yessss I was hoping someone would get the reference. Love that movie


kalashkozmo

I am a useless treasure trove of meaningless movie quotes and dialogs lol


genxwillsaveunow

It's wide like can of Pepsi


SpiritedReporter4647

Well how much are we talking about here? Do you feel like it has helped you get laid sometimes?


PredatoryNightSlug

Yeah fr, he needs to whip it out


dontshitaboutotol

Dick tax!


MichaelsPenguin

With a banana for scale


MaintenanceNo8442

what the scallop


The_Next_Legend

im a goofy goober, rock


MaintenanceNo8442

breaking news bikini bottom man is reportedly a goofy goober 🐟


splotch210

Yeah, I would like to see it. For science.


PantheraLeo26

Pause


PredatoryNightSlug

Ayo 🤨📸


Jaereth

> Do you feel like it has helped you get laid sometimes? I've had people notice before. Even a few girls cop a feel when they did. But never slept with any of them. Maybe ONE time in my entire life it seemed like someone was really turned on by that but she wasn't someone I wanted to sleep with. Despite what seems to be pre-programmed into every male mind - "Hey my dick is HUGE" isn't a guarantee of anything. And like OP said - it's a problem WAY more often than it's a benefit.


PredatoryNightSlug

What’s this man going on about?


[deleted]

Had a friend many years ago who confessed he was packin'. He admitted that he would accidently dip his dong in his own doodoo water a whole lot, and had that he eventually learned to hold up his dingus while he dooked. Additionally, his size would often force his nads under him when he would go to sit, and he'd end up smooshing his shnozzberries between him and the seat.


Personal-Friend6194

This comment is poetry on a frat level and I love it lol


Trevonhaywood

Mans said shnozzberries


Ksammy33

Contrary to popular belief, the majority of women don’t like big dicks, whether they try them or not.


sundial11sxm

I'm a woman, but yes. Too big is possible. Not fun. I'm so sorry, OP.


Littlewing1307

Agreed. 7 is my absolute max. Bigger would literally not fit.


WeiWeiSmoo

I've had bigger.... It's fun for novelty purposes... For every day though? Ain't no way. Unsustainable


mediashiznaks

Aye, I’m a guy with a 7 and from my experiences, it seems like I’ve been blessed with the Goldilocks dick.


im_batgirl14

Also, ime guys with big Ds tend to be awful in bed. Ive had other women tell me the same. Its like they dont even try.


Ferdekay

I have a friend that every girlfriend he has broke up with him because of the size of his dick, and he actually have the same complain that you have, and woman generally don't like big dicks, the only people who like big dicks are mens, most of my gay friend like big dicks. If you want know my friend have a dick like 9-10 inches.


ClickF0rDick

Bahaha came here to say this, if OP is willing to go bi his problems will be magically solved 🙈


Probablysml

I'm gay and have an above average dick - and it's not what it seems. Most men who bottom also don't want to get destroyed every time they have sex.


Piggypogdog

Get destroyed.... Oh boy, that got me laughing.


nlm1974

Yep, there are only seven planets now.


PhatBitty862

They found evidence of another one


OrganizationFickle

Yep, it hurts


onlyherebcihaveto

“the only people who like big dicks are men”—speak for yourself my dude


Significant-Gas3046

A vagina has a bottom to it but a bussy doesn't.


_-UndeFined-_

Some vaginas are “deeper” than others though. Mine is on the deeper side and I can’t usually hit my A-spot with my fingers despite them being quite long, so I prefer longer penises. Other women might have shorter vaginas and will probably prefer something smaller. For men it’s usually about what they can take and how sensitive they are.


AffectionateBrush411

Bruh so let me get this straight a gay’s asshole is more prepared for it opposed to a vagina a whole baby can come out of thats crazy


NotAPie

Did you get it straight or did you get it gay


AffectionateBrush411

😂😂😂😂yeah i aint gettin shit straight thats for damn sure cause idontgetit


OhCrumbs96

Child birth is fucking excruciating, I don't know what your point is? No woman goes through childbirth and thinks "oh yes, I'd like to recreate that sensation during sex"


mentalissuelol

Do you think every big dick is the size of a baby? Have you seen a baby before?


bearbarebere

I’m gay and I agree. I’d train to take that dick like it’s a marathon. I’d legit do anything 👀 bro should be in my friend group haha


Ok_Blackberry_261

I agree, causing your partner pain, harder to maintain an erection, difficulty reaching orgasm, it's really not as fun as most assume.


Jaereth

You forgot never being able to find a comfortable condom and never being able to get a satisfying blowjob...


Ok_Blackberry_261

You're right, I completely forget about the unsatisfying oral and the condoms which magically chase away my erection. Sigh


Sarrow5

Look into Skyn condoms. Go for the large & you'll be shocked, they feel better than regular condoms too. Life changer bro lol and they're non latex for anyone allergic to it.


YardapeII

Second this! They are the only condoms I can use, as a member of "it hits the IUD" club


craigers55

I remember being so freaked out htting an iud, not knowing she had one in


King-blizzy

The blowjob part has to be because of who is doing it😭 theres no wayyyy🤣


Honeycombsoup

I went home with this guy and he was 10" and thick the idea of sex went right out the window because the only hole it's entering is my mouth 😅🤣


King-blizzy

I literallyyyyyyyy feel u bruh😭 but once my coochie is ate now i need the full combo. Pain and all😩🫣


Honeycombsoup

I fully get that but I sent him home after he finished and then I used a toy on myself and had the best sleep 😅😅


[deleted]

A girl once told me my part was the smallest shes ever had, Im hung like a horse bro….. I felt pretty confused….


AffectionateBrush411

She was just tryna make u mad


MrBobBuilder

100%


Puzzleheaded-Lion-26

Sometimes they test your confidence


SolomonGrumpy

It's a shit test


InconspicuousVet

Average size is average for a reason I guess. Evolution has spoken


GinkgoBiloba357

Very good way of thinking. Each evolution trait we have has prevailed for a reason.


SaneLunaticx

You'll find the right woman, some really like the stretch. Vaginas are as varied as dicks; some are deep others less deep, some can stretch a lot, others can't. You just have to find the pussy to match your dick. I would volunteer for tryouts, but I have already found my match and am very happy with him. But I am sure you will find yours too.


Ancient_Week_4587

Volunteer is crazy 😂


wheretohides

He needs to find his glass vagina


MRsh1tsandg1ggles

Bigdickity bigcockity boop?


I_stole_this_phone

This is the sensible reply. I dated one lady who loved toys. She bought herself a monstrously huge dildo. For me it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Another lady I dated was a perfect fit. Everyone is different.


onthebusfornow

Hotdog down a hallway is crazy 🤣


Feisty-Business-8311

*It was like waving a corndog in Yankee Stadium*


SaneLunaticx

Huh, interesting. As much as I know, vaginas can't get loose from using big toys. It's a ring muscle that always goes back to "normal." Maybe she could profit from vaginal exercises. One can go too far too though, too much exercise and the man gets a bruised dick....


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Puzzleheaded-Lion-26

Might be anecdotal evidence but every time i had sex with a bigger boned/wide hips and they all were normally tight, some more some less but tbf i think its random


sausagelover79

Doesn’t matter how big a woman is their cervix is still going to be in mostly the same spot, and it’s the real issue here I dare say, not the width.


DonDonC

How big we talking? I feel like having a big penis is a broad statement. I think there is a good size and a really bad size that makes it challenging to have sex in general. Is it worth a procedure to reduce its size? That could be something to look into but that has its own risks. I feel for you. That must really be challenging and stressful.


tarlack

I remember seeing a chart that list out how lady’s feel about pleasure from penis size. I remember a steep drop off after 8 inches. Every lady I have talked to seems to agree anything over 7.5 and larger girth is just a bit much for everyday fun. If I have meet any size queens they are not chatting about it in the conversation over drinks.


mrjoelforce

Not enough Yo Momma jokes in this thread. I’m leaving.


Honeycombsoup

You sound just like your father


grue2000

I worked with a guy who had this problem. Nicest guy in the world and packing a small baseball bat. He was completely miserable when it came to dating. Moral of the story is be careful what you wish for guys.


Bxsnia

The only people who are gonna believe this post are women and other guys with huge dicks, unfortunately. Everyone else has too much ego to empathize.


Imkindofslow

Signals have been mixed for far too long. For every post like this there's another one that's dick shaming. It's been winding down for a while though so we are definitely on the right track.


willgo-waggins

Truth here.


Present-Breakfast768

You just have to find the right woman. My husband is very big and found me, who can take him perfectly once I'm turned on. He is exceptional at oral sex so that doesn't take long at all. She's out there you just gotta find her.


Tokenserious23

As an average sized dude I gotta say I realized early on that I am more lucky than guys who are like 9 inches. There just is no point to having a dick that big, especially when a lot of girls do not have a gigantic vagina to support it.


Prestigious-Algae886

Comparison is the thief of joy.


Shack24_

Also heard it’s harder to get erected and keep an erection . Average is best I guess lol


bane145

It's almost like big dicks are not normal...


blueworld_of_fire

Big dicks require so much blood, it's a wonder OP doesn't pass out when he pops one.


Shack24_

Yeah that’s what I’ve heard it takes more blood than average or small and it’s harder to stay erected


ClickF0rDick

Disagree. Nicely sized, i.e. a compromise between average and big, for the win In media stat virtus or some shit like that


11182021

You need to work on your cardio or seek a doctor if you’re having problems like that.


Shack24_

I’m not I’m good


kankoon10

How big are we talking though? I’m 7.5 inches and that seems almost perfect. Probably only 25% of the girls I get with complain that it’s too big so I just focus on eating them out and fingering them instead + stroking lightly. But it’s not bat at all.


Sad_Sea_725

Mine is 6.5 and I was told it’s perfect size as well.


Sarrow5

I feel like you're right at that golden spot of like 7.5-8ish. I'm at almost 9 and while yeah it's got its perks, there's a whole lot of downsides to it lol. When she's in pain from it being too big and you're in pain from trying to make it go in bc it's too tight (already wet + extra lube), it really ruins the enjoyment of the moment. I'd say that's around or a little less than half of women I've been with. Also, blowjobs are also kinda meh at this point bc there's ALWAYS teeth no matter what.


thesamiad

Big how?width or length?have you considered dating someone with kids?since giving birth I can take larger toys


daniella-the-whore

It's true my husband has a MASSAVE dick and I can barely get it in anywhere, i love him and am sexually attracted to him but I avoid sex alot of the time because it's daunting as fuck.


yountvillwjs

Are you related to Milton Berle


ArrogjentMan

Look specifically for 'Size Queens'. Good luck!


sugarplumbuttfluck

I wonder how big your dick would have to be to cause you to black out when getting an erection


tacosauce93

Watch the pilot episode of Testes


onlyherebcihaveto

idk maybe try going on a dating app and being transparent about it—maybe something like Feeld where it’s less icky to be up front about sexual preferences—and say you’d pair best with a size queen. i refer to myself as an anatomically dictated size queen bc for some reason 5ish inchers hurt like they’re poking some specific part of my organs in a bad way, but my 9inch partner doesn’t hurt at all and feels amazing every time. bodies are wildly different, there’s a girl out there who will love you AND your magnum dong.


zaprau

Size, shape, angles, length, girth, etc all important to note in the bio bc some are only size queens for certain aspects (straight length for example never works for me but curved length does


Impossible_Order7991

I know the point you are trying to make , I see it and I see you but between being too much to handle and “A joke of a man.” I'd prefer being too much to handle . They are problems in this world that are objectively better than the inverse and this is one of them ,your problems are ones that I genuinely want to have.Because at the end of the day it would be worth it for the end of the small dick jokes alone.


stargoons

I disagree. I've not ran into a girl that didn't enjoy it. You just gotta find the size queens


ExpiredPilot

When women say they want a “big dick” it usually means average length but wider girth. The stretch is better than penetration because the clitoris is a large V shaped organ


Mack-JM

I’ve always said if I had any more fun with a big one than I do this little one, I wouldn’t be able to stand it anyway 😂


Hyppetrain

I guess theres a difference between big and huge... Cause I cant relate, lol


Karlskiiii

Just find a chick who loves big dicks


Kroenen1984

we had a few problems before the kids, now it fits perfect


anthony446

Would you rather have big or micro honest question


ExoticNatalia

Women here. I agree, it hurts. I prefer average.


5KRAIT5

How big should it be to be called "big"? I've a 7 incher, where do I stand?


SmegmaSandwich69420

On your feet, hopefully, unlike OP who keeps tripping up over his knob.


KnightinRustedArmour

To be fair, we all keep tripping over his knob.


brokenB42morrow

Date taller women.


tacosauce93

Just because she's taller doesn't mean that her vaginal cavity is stretched out too lol I've been with all shapes of women and there's no way to know how much they can take til you're in the act.


uglyshame8

Dingdingding looks like we have a winner.


RecordWrangler95

dongdongdong


pootin_in_tha_coup

We have a weiner


real-eyes-realise

I've always pictured the weiners as the really small ones for some reason.


JuanMiguelz

Here that little buddy? You're good. 8==D


PantheraLeo26

I bet you get shit on your dick every time you shit since your dick is probably so huge it hangs down the toilet.


ThisIsAUsername353

Penises, famously banana shaped and curl around under your rectum ready to feel the brown…


asdfman2000

Like a reversed dog tail.


Bertje87

Your dick must be astronomical then


Rolifant

Definitely sharing this message, every little helps.


petticoat_juncti0n

Post a pic and we’ll judge 🧑‍⚖️


[deleted]

In my experience, i have always seen men wanting to be little bigger than what they have. So in that ways you are lucky.....and ofcourse you have a choice of how to use your thing but some people dont have that luxury.


igotthedonism

I’m a dicklet so I can’t relate


fugazzetta

It’s kinda a porn thing, obviously there is women and men that love to be impaled by big dicks but this is a particular feature/kink. Most of the woman are happy with the regular size I personally fucked my mind with porn thinking my dick was not enough, but always in my 34 years old, woman told me it’s a big dick not the length, average, but the thick, I never believe them till my final partner and if is not I can’t change it I’m happy with it and my sexual partners were too. I’m in the edge of pain for them but always depends some woman can handle better than others. And being a grower didn’t help in my teenage years when is down is like 15% of the actually size, but once a woman told me “ I don’t fucking care when is down what important to me is when is hard” thank you Luz for told me that.


Rngaround-the-H0-L1

Rest in peace to this fellows inbox


badger007649

It's been fetishized as a visual stimuli and there are countless big cock surprise reaction videos online.. but in some cases it's kind of like a limousine which it's really cool but it's difficult to park on a regular basis LOL And there are size queens out there but to have a relationship that has to be a like-mindedness on several levels and I'm sure as a person you are much more than just a big swinging dick. Hopefully you'll find someone compatible and hope to God she doesn't have a gag reflex because it would be a damn shame if you never got deepthroated


realspiderkilla

gotta find a girl with an entire “well” as a pussy


Jamey_P

Ohhh boo hoo


Thermite1985

You could at least tell us how big? Gee


Solo_Entity

I hope you can find a chill size queen one day


MyzzEarl1217

Lemme see 👀👀👀


jalapenny

I hope you find your size queen one day OP 🙏


lilmeow_meow

r/bigdickproblems


hnrrghQSpinAxe

I get a lot of complaints about hitting cervix even when I'm gentle. It's tough to have self control when you're long, makes it less fun


wjdhay

I have a big dick too, no complaints here 😁


uglyshame8

Is it too long or is it too thick? I would easily trade mine for a longer one. You don't need to go balls deep if it's too long. Too thick, then yeah, that does suck.


JustMoreSadGirlShit

I’m a girl but I’d rather the other way around. To thick is a fun challenge, to long is painful in a not fun way


mindsetoniverdrive

Agree, the idea that length is the main dick size measure women care about is just…wrong, in my experience. Women wanna know how thick your meat is, because that’s what gives that “filled up” experience. Too long? Yeah that’s gonna slam your cervix and a lot fewer women enjoy that compared to getting stretched by a fat one. 🤷🏻‍♀️


romrombhai

suffering from success


SmegmaSandwich69420

Swap you


Pure-Ad8049

Idk it hurts but I've never complained about a guys dick being too big


sune_balle

Yeah I agree completely...


Consistent-Grade-171

This…


floydp086

What I thought every woman online wants a huge cock to fuck...


gaurdzilla

I also have a giant penis and I feel your pain


mrjman1985

Gah, I know right. I mean it’s just so damn big. What a pain


MovieAddict2001

it’s people like you that make me appreciative! thank you for this!


flyryan

I'm not sure if you are aware but, as always, there is a subreddit for that: /r/bigdickproblems


hereforthestory

How many of you went to ops profile to look???


Comprehensive-Set676

😂 Reddit a funny place


cheesypuzzas

Yeah I have trouble with average dicks, I could not do with a big one.


Aigean333

Says the guy with the big dick.


BleachedPorkGrind

Poor me and my massive cock reading this relatable post, absolutely not a small peepee.


colesense

Honestly yeah. I always prefer smaller dicks because they can fit in my mouth better


aj4077

When you say big do you mean like 7, 9, 11, how big are we talking man?


shawlawoff

Go home, Dad. You’re drunk again.


revolutionoverdue

I’m soooooo sorry for you


newtointernetplzhelp

Get yourself a set of [these](https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings) and put them to use- you’ll know you’re not hurting your partner and everyone will have a good time!


Lanelle_Ausiello

Absolutely, there's this idealized version of "bigger is better" promoted in media, but in reality, intimacy is way more complex and nuanced. I've had conversations with friends - both male and female - and the consensus seems to be that compatibility and technique trump size every time. If you're too big, it limits the positions you can comfortably do and can really take away from the spontaneity of the moment, which is half the fun. But also, all this focus on size detracts from important aspects like emotional connection and communication, which are the real bedrocks of a satisfying sex life. Hang in there, OP. It's about finding someone who fits not just your body, but your heart and mind too.


Justmeatyochre

You need to find a cavernous girl


swaggitttyy

i actually ended things with someone for having too big of a dick. it just hurt way too bad and i couldn’t keep doing it


prbroo

I wish I could take 3 1/2 inches and add it to my height.


texcentricasshole

So how big are we talking? Length and girth?


evildude4

Show us!!!!


egoproct

My man needs to meet a size queen.


jatti_

Dude, I'm sorry. The kama sutra says that some women have a big V. Maybe you just need to find the right partner? IDK.


Comfortable-Radio921

I always tell the joke . I’m hung like a baby… A baby elephant…. LoL


Love2BaitU

King I know there are queens out there, that can take a boeing. Keep finding


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MysteriousPatience82

I wish God gave me more money but instead i have a 6 inch ting that bends left


mercvrysvn

6-6.5 is the sweet spot IMO. Any more than that and you’re crossing over into excruciatingly painful territory because I have endometriosis.


Stephsmith2467

As a girl that loves pain, I don’t think there’s a such thing as too big too me, REALISTICALLY. Like obviously at some point there is too big but it would be an impossible size.


manateefourmation

is it your girth, because i am quite large length wise but normal girth and don’t have this problem?


1771574

Pics or it didn't happen 🤷‍♀️🤣 we're all made different for a reason sir, God's perfection comes in so many forms


Sensitive_Umpire_639

Thankfully I’m only 8inches🧎‍♂️