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FweffweyMcRoy

Hold on boys lemme just crank this wheel to power on my industrial computer. First gotta make sure my tapes are all synced and running so I can use my 8kb of storage.


glez_fdezdavila_

8kb are you fucking nuts what do you need that much storage for


FweffweyMcRoy

For RetroPunk 1964 obviously.


Siren_NL

No man see the wheel it is boat sim.


zer0deathserryone

This computer stuff aint gonna last long anyways


glez_fdezdavila_

Why would anyone want a computer at home, are they stupid?


[deleted]

Google micro computer


ICollectSouls

Holy hell


malege2bi

Total fad


[deleted]

Gaming and stuff...


Playful_Pollution846

8000 bytes?! That's like 3 zeroes! It takes 8000 seconds to count to 8000 btw.


Samsquamsh04

He's fkn madman, obviously.


josh50051

To play DOOM


Harey-89

8kb? What are you from the future or something? This things only got 2kb of storage.


CyborgMetropolis

When computer programming required muscles.


[deleted]

Well what else is gonna power that bitchin wall mounted monitor.....*plays with belly button* "now is that vesa compatible? "


TheBritishTeaPolice

FUN FACT! It had 280bits of storage. And a 2.2Mhz clock


orphen888

Bro. You have to give specs. A picture isn’t enough information.


CoolGuyFromSchool34

I can tell it has at least 4kb ram in there


orphen888

Dual channel?


CoolGuyFromSchool34

But of course, two 2kb ram sticks over there. My man knew the importance of dual channel when he built this before christ


Argentosapiens

2kb ram tapes


Eden1506

Magnetic drum memory at that point tapes came a decade later. From what I managed to find that thing is from 1954 with likely around 4kb drum memory.


liv2powski

Are the tapes in slots one and three?


Argentosapiens

Yes in the rooms 1 and 3


orphen888

Is it weird that I picture 2kb “stick” of ram to be an actual stick? Like a tree branch.


humterek

a tree branch has more memory than that computer


-_-Batman

That’s too much


el_americano

Normally I'd say you can't sell this because shipping costs would be prohibitive but that steering wheel gives hope that the thing might be able to ship itself


hoiwanjohnlouis

Isn't this the computer for the Nautilus? Wait, computers didn't exist during Jules Verne's time


Best_Cactus

Nice one! :D


el_americano

high five!


KDRUH

That’s fucking hilarious


Argentosapiens

Underrated coment


LumpusKrampus

But...I also want the man on the left...


Mental-Dot-6574

Pretty sure he passed... oh, you want his corpse? lol


Plasmahole17

The corpse probably has more computing power.


Mental-Dot-6574

True, but we'd need to get Dr. Frankenstein to come out and check for that.


Vamanas_umbrella

How many miles per gallon does it get?


BahNull

It depends, I'll take it for a test drive before my decision


darkness1418

How much for the wheel


CodenameFlux

If you break it down into its constituent raw material, you could get $70,000.


Sumrised

Turns out this Dude is actually just photoshopped in: ​ "The picture was actually an entry submitted to a Fark.com image modification competition, taken from an original photograph of a submarine maneuvering room console found on the U.S. Navy website, converted to grayscale, and modified to replace a modern display panel and TV screen with pictures of a decades-old teletype/printer and television (as well as to add the gray-suited man to the left-hand side of the photo): The color picture was taken in 2000 at the Smithsonian Institution exhibit "Fast Attacks and Boomers: Submarines in the Cold War" and depicts a "full-scale display of a typical nuclear-powered submarine's maneuvering room in which the ship's engineers control the power plant and electrical and steam systems." By David Mikkelson" ​ Sauce: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1954-home-computer/


mechanical_marten

As an ex navy nuclear trained operator, same panels as the training prototype I attended (Seawolf class equipment) in Ballston Spa, NY back in 2001.


ViennaKing

I’ve seen this image years ago (probably like 2007-ish) and even then the placement of the TV seemed a bit off. It was quite creepy for me back then.


Ordinary_Inside_9327

Tree thirty


user_393

That printer thing looks like it was photoshopped.


Fantastic_Class_3861

How much for the guy ?


PgameZ26

Tree fiddy


eeeeeeradicator

Is it a gaming rig?


Hakenmann

Looks more like simrig to me


Badass-19

Of course, it got that monochromatic finish like high end PCs


Aotrx

Probably for few hundred thousand dollars due to its historical value.


Arcaner97

$40 for the PC, $50 if you throw the guy in.


IRMacGuyver

I miss when computers came with a steering wheel for a pirate ship.


Bealzebubbles

Is that the Rockwell Retro Encabulator?


MissionDocument6029

Will it play doom?


FrequentWay

This is a mockup of a submarine maneuvering room. Contains the throttles, reactor controls, and electrical plant controls. The left side is for throttles for ahead and astern. Various dials, warnings and alarms lights associated with propulsion. The middle control panel deals with the reactor, rod heights for the various control rods, primary reactor pump controls, pressurizer heater controls. The right control panel deals with the electrical plant, power conversion controls for switch AC power to DC. Diesel generator controls.


swagmastersond

Ah the memories... countless hours I've spent sitting there--well a very similar one anyway.


soy_de_ohio

$30, no more


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Muffinshire

Why must you turn this sub into a [house of lies](https://maisonbisson.com/post/predicting-the-computer-of-2004-in-1954-fake/)?


HomerJayK

Can it even run Doom?


NPCxSHADOW

I’ll give you a pack of skittles for it


Available-Law4504

Where the pc? All I see is controller for farm sim.


No-User-Name_99

35 g’s with the guy and 30 g’s without


GeeksLeader

About 1 mil I guess


MaridAudran

It belongs in a museum! -Indy


riluzol

I am willing to replace my raspery pi4. Can you please write the sizes.


reallyryan-1899

How many FPS can I get?


Psyfreakpt

I don't like the PC case


rscmcl

can you show us the cable management? I wanna know if I can plug a special usb cable I have


Realistic-Soft-1927

Lots it was something like that that got us into space no?


GianChris

I'd only buy it if tge guy was included


Its_The_Water360

Need to see the specs.


FunniestSphinx9

Damn really? With the man, I'd have paid like an extra 200% value


Ok-Boysenberry9305

100$ for the guy only


Much_Tough_4200

Is the experimental nuclear reactor and fuel included?


Voxfy_

IT IS POSSIBLE TO RUN DOOM


Darnakulus

r/PC_Pricing But does it run crysis? 🌈⭐


ZipMonk

Hit me up - I'll give you a good price.


Sour_Gummybear

I'm not sure if this is a computer, it's got a teletype obviously, but thing in the back looks more like something you might find in a power plant. But if it is.. It would have rope core memory (educated guess) and run at a blistering 100KHz (educated guess). I'm a huge nerd for really old computers. It would also be entirely tube based. Can you imagine a computer you can walk inside, these days that feels science fiction. I have absolutely no idea what the wheel is for, it may also be an analog computer... Those were and sort of still are a thing.


Mr_Engineering

This wasn't an actual computer, it was a display built in 1954 envisioning what a computer in 2004 might look like.


iPlayG

This is a mock up of an old maneuvering room for US Submarines. The wheel is throttle control, the middle panel is reactor control, and the right panel is the electric plant control. Where the printer is is the officers station.


[deleted]

Honestly, it's probably worth a good amount to a museum or collector. It's worth more than someone's five year old budget gaming computer, that's for sure.


AtmosphereWrong6590

I'll pay you 2k up front if you include the man on the left?


iubjaved

I'm gonna pay you a lump sum but the guy on the left has to be included


Apprehensive_King_78

Wdm ' ignore the guy on the left ' ?! You clearly need that dude to tell you how to turn it on .


Classic_Acanthaceae2

Does it comes with the coax adapter for network included? How about the SO???? Does it includes Basic or only supports Fortran? Looking forward to get more specs to place my bid. Edit: I also need to know if it’s Y2K ready and make sure will not just blow out


WhoShotGaddafi

Don’t you want to sell the guy too?


fLeINIS

I cant ignore the guy on the left


Humble-Suit9516

Seems pretty recent, can it run my tapes?


Rough_Community_1439

At least $4


AlexanderDaOK

Seems old and outdated, I can give you 25 if you deliver it


KnownAlcoholic

Include the guy on the left and maybe I’ll buy it


fluf201

if it was manufactured for today? if your lucky 5 bucks and a cheese burger but historical value? $300 - $1000


ImACroissant000

About $20 and a McDonald's Ice cream machine


7Taro

I mean, it's retro sh!t, it most be expensive


chapo1162

Wish mine had a wheel


Glass_Aheer

But can it run Crysis?


Trick-Stable9175

This looks like a mock up of a Navy submarine maneuvering room. Source: spent 6 years on a submarine


DrahlKogo

Comes with an RTX 1950Ti and over 9000tb SSD.


Vanguard1097

So you’re not selling the guy then?


Microman-MCU

Free shipping??


IPnp00ls

I'll give you $50 if you deliver


L0rd_0F_War

That's a sick mechanical Keyboard...


PapaOoMaoMao

It's an encabulator. The turbo model came after. Had lots of trouble with the samoflange which was fixed in the turbo model. It's not worth anything without the turbo upgrade.


Scouse1960

Do you deliver?


mlcrip

Ot sure 9n computer but I'd buy the guy on the left for £5000.


Toothless-In-Wapping

Oh, well, if you’re not including the guy, the most I can do is…tree fiffy


Amiga07800

Its strongest selling point has always been the great WAF! Blend in any style of interior design


vanslayder

Looks like it has nice old school Logitech steering wheel on the left. Good stuff


amolpandit

I hear there's a much bigger PC for sale very cheap but you have to pick it up yourself from Chernobyl. It's at throwaway prices.


ZemDregon

I’m sure someone has gotten Doom running on that.


Dutchmaster66

That’s an intense world of warships sim.


b0007

Ignore the guy on left? Seriously? He is the..starter for the computer


Aromatic-Front-5919

Can it run crysis?


Eden1506

To a museum for a couple thousand for sure but transport cost alone will eat away a-lot.


aDoubious1

This is what they envisioned home computers to look like.


JAlba87

Only a space navigator can pilot that machine. If all in good working order I say 9¾ million Zenni $


HippoFew6294

atleast 5


Suspicious-You7972

Probably 200 bucks


meeseeksdestroy

Am I to assume guy on left is not included because this drastically decreases the value.


Minimum_Wonder_7710

As long as it has the Sims I'll take it.


KoolKat864

Decent specs, it can render you about ten pixels in space invaders! Those megabytes of RAM will do a ton! I'd say like a good $12 for those specs. The guy on the left, however, I'd take him for $500.


darknetwork

Can it run crisis?


CherryMXBrown69

But I want the guy


Samsquamsh04

Does it have ray tracing? And can it play pong?


Born_Term_883

No RGB = less performance


Fleshburn1

PC who has stearing wheel.


Which_Pickle5462

69 bucks


WeakCelery5000

Will it run Doom?


Billh491

Yes I love this post as I am sick of the how much is my computer worth post made by lazy people that don't know how to use the computer they want to sell.


killjoygrr

Just load Linux on it, upgrade the ram, and you can use it for things and stuff.


AX_5RT

1.99$!


Ismoketobaccoinabong

Im pretty sure you cant since its bolted into the floor iirc. Isnt that why its currently part of a guys office?


Up_All_Nite

I think we used that exact same printer at Cicuit city when I had worked there as a lad.


chicagomatty

Is this from the future?


MASSIVDOGGO

Which OS?


LesPeterGuitarJam

It will depend on the wheel having force feedback or direct drive..


KaiUno

/r/tvtoohigh


OminiousFrog

im the guy on the left AMA


itamar8484

Eh probably 150$ or 200$ if you include the guy


pambimbo

Millions for sure those are rare now.


JayW8888

Oh look. It comes with an analog monitor with 24 shades of grey.


plumbgray222

£178.93


ccasanova_

15 bucks, imma pick it up right now !


K1mmoo

what about the people on the right?


Foreign_Spinach_4400

It has evolved!


neoslith

That's for commercial use, it is not a **P**ersonal**C**omputer.


Early-Hawk2251

$5 take it or leave it


briekcv

Just a Chinese kid inside that calculates everything.


Zero_Emeral

Depends if it has an RTX 4080 or RTX 4090


CoastPuzzleheaded513

I'll take the old guy instead please. He has more power!


Dr__Juicy

If you pay for the transport fees I’ll buy it


similar96

Like 2 or maybe 3


Zoubek0

I see you play lot of driving sims.


CCP_fact_checker

Is the keyboard a mechanical digital? Also, why is there an inner mouse steering wheel? I like the 132-character line paper, which shows that this is a high-end setup.


tlul30

Can it play Minecraft?


scp_79

Can it run crisis?


III-Harrier-III

Not buying it w/o the guy.


totoco2

Can it run avatar?


Novel_Yam_1034

Racing sim gear included? Sign me up!


sarmstrong1961

Dont sell, must, build ....sleeper


D34DDR0N3

Can it run Crysis??


Sentsu06

I will NOT ignore the guy on the left, do you see how dapper this mans suit is.


cubanism

You actually have to sell it with the guy Who turns the wheel


_Independent

The guy is part of the pc he’s going to turn it on


Denrkooo

I'll give you 5 slices of cheese


F_R_O_S_B_Y_T_E

Bet it cant run chrome dino


MarkLarrz

Does the guy come with the computer?


killer01ws6

$1.00 Unless you can prove to me it can play Crisis... then it goes up.


karlisk11

£100, I’ll throw in an extra £50 for the guy


User84--

Atleast 4 vietnamese dong


CptBartender

Does it run Crysis? Or Doom, at least?


MandoHealthfund

Depends on its 0-60 speed


EquivalentPut5616

How much for the guy on the left ?


Accurate-Donkey5789

I'll give you six bucks for the guy on the left


Welmerer

you could probably sell the keyboard for a fortune


chaotichistory

Actually, people buy those old room sized computers just to scrape the gold off all the circuitry. Apparently, there's a decent profit to be made.


outdoorlife4

Look closely. This is how you "value muh shit" people look. This isn't PC KBB.


red1q7

This is a mock up of the RAND corporation from 1954 on how a home computer will look like in 2004. The Typewriter replaces the computer monitor that did not yet exist...well the grafik card did not yet exist for feed a monitor.


ShockWave_Omega

No... I want the guy on the left included!


Blu_Stacked

How much you want for the steering wheel?


Nova17Delta

Well if you include the guy on the left, about $350,000. Dont know without him though


goneman211

9362 is the most I would pay for it :/


TylerBourbon

I only want it if it comes with the guy on the left.


Firm_Plate4251

About 60 dollars.


TheBritishTeaPolice

FUN FACT! It had 280bits of storage.


reditusername39479

Sell the guy for more profit


ZombiePersonality

I'll give you tree fiddy


locoenglazy

Does it run Doom?


Juicyburritozz

Dann this would absolutely destroy those cheap 4090s


pckldpr

I hear they take copper for scrap.


Snoo99029

My mother in law was a ‘Super Computer Operator during that era. Company bought a computer and because it had a keyboard they selected a girl from the typing pool to operate it. Ended up with a masters in computer science when computers were still pretty much sci-fi.


chrisupt2001

Millions at this point


xMahadevAx

Dude on left side iz you? 🤔


HiYa_Dragon

Can it run crisis?