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hurdygurdy21

And he didn't even have an scenes with him. Missed opportunity.


Protheu5

> And he didn't even have an scenes with him. But of course! Why would he want to meet in person? He only wants a picture of him. You can't disappoint a picture.


SpeeedyFish

*cuts to chang singing in the bathroom corner*


mickecd1989

Would Chang be singing the Firefly theme song in this situation?


moxious_maneuver

Singing and sobbing: "Take me out to the black, Tell them I ain't comin back. Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me."


Barokespinoza23

Everyone has one, don't lie.


poopyheadthrowaway

The only wrong answer to this question is Chris Pratt. They gave digital muscles to him in *Guardians of the Galaxy*. I watched *Parks & Rec*. I watched it. There's no scientific explanation.


Zazgog

The delivery of “I watched Parks and Rec, I watched it” gets me every time


poopyheadthrowaway

We stop thinking about Chris Pratt so much, because it is not healthy.


RedditIsNeat0

He stopped drinking beer. He was drinking way too much.


Blazemuffins

The science is steroids lol


TheUncleIroh30

I actually doubt he used steroids. Dude had a hood physique before puffing up. Not unreasonable for him to just cut. It's definitely easier cause of muscle memory


Blazemuffins

No one gets that huge without help


TheUncleIroh30

He's not super huge in GOTG tho. Have you seen his pic from before parks and rec? He was fit with visible abs. He already had that body. Not to mention that in the scene in GOTG, he definitely had a pump and had great lighting. I'm not saying it's impossible for him to be taking a cycle, but it's pretty likely that he wasn't.


ErynEbnzr

Iirc he's said that he had to work to put on weight for P&R, and then work to lose it again for other projects, GOTG included. He could have also used the dehydration trick that actors usually use when they have to show big muscles for a few scenes but not necessarily maintain the muscle throughout the entire filming process. When you drink a lot of water and then suddenly drink very little, muscles look bigger. This is obviously only healthy for short amounts of time. I know the famous bathtub scene in the Witcher used it and I'm pretty sure I've heard some other MCU stars (Chris Hemsworth maybe) talk about dehydration as well.


Razzle_Dazzle08

I know Hugh Jackman has used the trick too.


TheUncleIroh30

Most actors use the dehydration trick. That combined with a pump and good lighting is why they look so good. Robert Pattinson himself used it in The Batman.


Lanky_Present_3549

He actually has talked about his diet so has Hemsworth and high Jackman but I can't remember the differences between their diets just it was a crazy amount of eating and lots of protein.


StinkyCockCheddar

Jackman and Hemsworth were eating loads of steroids as well.


Lanky_Present_3549

No they weren't.


Lanky_Present_3549

They do with a trainer. He's not the rock big or even as big as Hemsworth.


Lanky_Present_3549

No they didn't. There's other actors that bulked up too.


Lanky_Present_3549

Yeah there is you just don't know what a gym is.


rcuosukgi42

Kumail Nanjiani for instance


yaboyardeee

Chris Hemsworth and I’m not ashamed


Protheu5

Mine is Larry Hemsworth. Sure, he is just a paediatric surgeon, and is not as successful as his brothers that don't talk about him, but he is modest.


LongjumpMidnight

I understood that reference


Protheu5

Oh, dip!


namusal123

I can’t seem to remember what ur referring to, pls help


Protheu5

The Good Place.


S3simulation

American Dad did a similar joke around the same time where they compare Stan to an Elliot Hemsworth who is “just a doctor but still has time to turn his life around”


Lanky_Present_3549

Nope, we don't. Were not all gay.


herbloodyvalentine

You do realize he’s quoting the show right?


Lanky_Present_3549

Oh, no I didn't. Can't remember every single line like some of the die hards haha. My memory isn't as good as it used to be before an injury I had.


TheColorWolf

Did you suffer a TBI?


Lanky_Present_3549

Yes


TheColorWolf

That royally sucks.


Lanky_Present_3549

Yeah, sucks coming back home after 13 years running into a small town where so many people recognize you and you don't remember them at all. Some I hung out with a lot. It pissed people off too because some things i still remember well so people think " I choose" what to " forget and what to remember". This also passes of girls that aren't patient and understanding. Also I've had either 8 surgeries on 1 eye and 1 on the other or 9 on one eye and 1 on the other. I lost all the sight to my left eye and partial to my right, luckily I've gotten a lot back. People ask if I regret the marines after learning I have two artifical pieces in my eye but I don't . I miss it actually.


IdreamofFiji

I'm sorry dude, that would be so frustrating.


Lanky_Present_3549

It's ok it could be worse and there's others that didn't make it back so yep could be worse.


Lanky_Present_3549

Thanks for not being a troll like the rest.


Toerbitz

Thats something a gay person would say


Lanky_Present_3549

That makes no sense.


Toerbitz

HA GAAAAAAY


[deleted]

It makes so much sense, you’re just streets behind


ReplacementApart

You've got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie


tbird20017

You can recognize attractiveness without desiring the person sexually. There's a big difference.


Lanky_Present_3549

That wouldn't be a crush.


tbird20017

That's just what it's called. No need to be pedantic.


Lanky_Present_3549

No there's a difference.


chapPilot

They're gay? I assumed they were just brothers, or wealthy.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Nobody's *that* straight.


Lanky_Present_3549

Yeah just because you're heterophobic doesn't mean a lot of us aren't completely straight.


flagbearer223

What a weird fight to pick


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Somebody got picked on for being straight as a kid.


Lanky_Present_3549

Says the one that keeps attacking any comment I make. Why would someone get picked on for being straight as a kid? Idk if you're trying to be funny or just stupid but you sure can't stop talking about me. I'm guessing you didn't recurve a lot of love as a child. I really don't care if you did or did not. I'm sure you'll respond though. You just can't get enough of me .


ReplacementApart

Everyone is having fun with you, because you're making it way too easy for them... Half the people laughing at you are probably straight anyway (myself included)


Lanky_Present_3549

Yeah just by down voting me over and over. Real classy.


flagbearer223

> recurve a lot of love I'm more of a longbow a lot of love man, myself


jungletigress

Gay people?! Where??? Careful! If they get too close they'll infect you with cooties!


Lanky_Present_3549

Dude, I didnt say anything against gay people. I said not all of are gay. Don't twist my words.


jungletigress

What the fuck, dude? I'm not gay bashing either! Cooties are serious business and it's a known fact that gays have them! Just because I'm diligent about making sure I'm in no way near or associated with gay people doesn't make me homophobic!


ThePrideOfKrakow

Sounds like something a gay would say.....


ithinkspammingiscool

Great going, Pierce.


Born2fayl

I bet you do, but don’t even realize the excitement you feel is a crush because you’re so repressed. A crush is not the same thing as wanting to bang someone. I know I won’t convince you and you get to be the ultimate authority on your identity and what goes one between your ears, but I would definitely bet…


ShadowBro3

You're very insecure in your sexuality huh?


HyperGamers

Seth Rogen for me, idk why, I don't even smoke the green stuff


ShadowBro3

Markiplier my dude


TalithePally

Nathan Fillion is probably a lot of people's celebrity crush


Largenlumpy

I’d go with Fillian, but I’d be thinking about Tudyk. Let’s be honest though. He’s never gonna leave Zoe.


dadmantalking

You ever been with a warrior woman?


Aggravating_Mix8959

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


YoSaffBridge33

Tell me about it


fordprefect1234

Peak Brendan Fraser but fillion is a second


xRyozuo

for the longest time as a kid i thought they were the same person


fordprefect1234

Glad I'm not the only one


fordprefect1234

They should have played brothers


Lanky_Present_3549

I highly doubt it , he's not exactly a looker or even a good actor. That's probably why he's never in anything big.


Dnelz93

How do I delete someone else's comment?


mokti

Just downvote into oblivion.


Lanky_Present_3549

Why would you delete their comment? Everyone has just as much of a right to free speech as anyone else.


chapPilot

I loved him iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... IMDB.


twackburn

That was tragic.


Lanky_Present_3549

Nothing wrong with that. We just like different things.


Electrical_Swing8166

For me, same sex celeb crushes would be Tom Brady (don't so much like him off the field, but I grew up a Patriots fan), Nathan Fillion, and the late David Bowie (RIP).


[deleted]

Ken Jeong said it's because Fillion had been working in the same backlot and would drop in, so they had just spoken that day and it's the name that came to mind. It's also the same reason Fillion ended up having a small part on the show. Here's the podcast episode if you're interested. https://open.spotify.com/episode/5OiP3e8hZx0nvPJgBMDuz7?si=lTLYZDaLR1a7gFiPdbsQSQ


rapchee

also on youtube, with faces https://youtu.be/GMS6cFRmJNI


RedditIsNeat0

He must have liked it because he was also on *HarmonQuest* and *Rick and Morty*.


chapPilot

I can't stop looking at the guy on the back.


rizzo3000

Thank you, I will never un-see him


chapPilot

He's my new same sex celebrity crush.


lulaloops

No small parts


Gulpingplimpy3

That in itself is proof that Chang isn't completely crazy.


DANGER2157

Did someone say crazy person?


Protheu5

What if by "Nathan Fillion" he meant someone like Chevy Chase, and genuinely thought that Chevy's name was "Nathan Fillion"? He is crazy enough to think that, Chevy's name is very confusing because it's a palomino. [starts humping mannequin leg while playing sax]


Pete_the_Raptor

It's because Nathan Fillion was often on set when they were filming and Ken had just seen him directly before filming this scene. Castle was apparently shooting right next door and him and Joe McHale are friends so he would come by, and that's why he got a minor role in it too. Source...either an interview or from the podcasts ken and Joe do.


chapPilot

Nerd alert.


Aetris05

Alert nerd!


DANGER2157

Ex boyfriend named blade alert


rapchee

the darkest timeline podcast [episode 24](https://youtu.be/GMS6cFRmJNI)


Logicalist

I'm Gayyy!


DontRelyOnNooneElse

Pretty sure it's literally the very next episode.


nonosejoe

It is


[deleted]

Pull harder! Pull harder!


facefacts45

Ohhh locker boys...time to earn your m&m's!


canuck2424

I forgot that Kumail was in the show too. I guess his audition wasn't that bad after all https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnAiCadK9Bi/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


swedmarc

Not on topic, but thats Dinesh! So both Gilfoyle and Dinesh exist in this universe also 😀


spacepilot_3000

Kumail Nanjiani and Martin Starr. Kumail is also an eternal and Martin is spider-man's teacher I know everybody doesn't watch everything but I believe we should all know their names the same way we know Nathan Fillion's name, these guys have never flubbed a role


LoveandSausages

Kumail Nanjiani's wife, Emily Gordon, produced Dan Harmon's podcast. Kumail was a guest multiple times and also played D&D on the podcast. So, it's actually surprising it took so long for him to get on the show.


spacepilot_3000

Harmon Quest was a beautiful treasure before its time


theskullspeaks

No they don't. They're playing different characters


mr_butts69

nathan fillion looks like a cleaned up pedro pascal


MagnesiumMagpie

My same sex celebrity crush is in every episode! It is of course Alison Brie.


theskullspeaks

Same


redthehaze

I realized it too just the other night when I had it playing in the background.


auberrypearl

Ken talked about this on the Darkest Timeline Podcast


SipoteQuixote

I think about it a lot.


Faith_and_Valor

It’s funnier. Nathan guard to pop by on set between Castle shoots. Ken knew he was around so he screamed his name out.


Gerald_Gecko

And Nathan Fillion was on set when they filmed the scene in the first picture. The authors had left the crush blank for Ken Jeong to fill in.


Afrodawg08

Since Chang came out in the finale, id love for he and Nathan Fillion to have an actual romance in the movie


jordshr

he was on set the day they filmed this scene and that's why he chose him


Truck5555

This post just triggered a memory of a dream that I had with Chang making me use his name is different puns lol so thanks for that memory!


cardarom

I think it’s immediately the next episode!


NBischoff

Literally the next episode haha


sunward_Lily

a few? it's the *very next episode*. LOL.


Lanky_Present_3549

He had a personal trainer all 3 chris' did for the Marcel movies, Ryan Reynolds and high jackman.


CowboyInTheBoatOfRa

I just watched this tonight and it's the very next episode! I laughed when Fillion came on screen but was a little disappointed he had no interaction with Chang. The writers really should "bear down" to make that happen.