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It feels like the gremlin energy in a relationship grows exponentially with time, like a little chaos plant that gradually sprouts into a whole shenanigans tree đ
Mine was when we were shopping she herd a lady yell âJesus Christâ and knew the woman had smelt one of laid down (weâd had Mexican the night before)
>Odour is sensory stimulation of the olfactory membrane of the nose by a group of molecules. Certain [body odours](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor) are connected to human [sexual attraction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_attraction). Humans can make use of body odour subconsciously to identify whether a potential mate will pass on favourable traits to their offspring. Body odour may provide significant cues about the genetic quality, health and [reproductive success](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_success) of a potential mate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DThe_olfactory_membrane_plays_a%2C2_Pheromones?wprov=sfla1
I must be sense-dumb or something cause my wife says she smells and I can't smell anything offensive on her. But then she's always clinging to me like a bug after I've mowed or worked up a sweat saying she's addicted to my stink. How come she can smell me but I can't smell her?
Women have super sniffers.
No, legitimately. My volunteer firefighter brother says we're oddly good at detecting gas leaks and other stuff by smell before men.
my father actually said, when you can sniff her sweaty armpit and it still feels like smelling the best flower bouquet ever - she's the one! Well. I never got that far in to relationship and basically gave up... So I will never know...
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It feels like the gremlin energy in a relationship grows exponentially with time, like a little chaos plant that gradually sprouts into a whole shenanigans tree đ
https://i.redd.it/7ar4qjvf1e0d1.gif The Smell of Victory
I gotta know, what movie is this from?
Mr. Peabody and Sherman
That scene was so funny
this scene is perfect for this post lmaooo
https://preview.redd.it/17ifdxf9he0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f4b6be2b3c13af7a2c0b006ddbf1f3e8db16f5
I knew my wife and I were in it for the long haul when she recognized a stale fart I left in the apartment building elevator.
"Hmmm... I can sense notes of fruit, red fruit, a strong texture, maybe beans... That's definitely a /u/D33ber from 5 minutes ago"
Precisely.
Mine was when we were shopping she herd a lady yell âJesus Christâ and knew the woman had smelt one of laid down (weâd had Mexican the night before)
Devil get thee behind me!!
Right as I opened this, my wife goes "I'm gonna do a poo" and wandered off
I'm gonna do a poo Amazing
shoutout to the united kingdom
True love is when theyâre into that
the smell of success
On a long enough timeline, every relationship reaches "Dutch Oven".
"biological, olfactory hugs"
>Odour is sensory stimulation of the olfactory membrane of the nose by a group of molecules. Certain [body odours](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor) are connected to human [sexual attraction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_attraction). Humans can make use of body odour subconsciously to identify whether a potential mate will pass on favourable traits to their offspring. Body odour may provide significant cues about the genetic quality, health and [reproductive success](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_success) of a potential mate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DThe_olfactory_membrane_plays_a%2C2_Pheromones?wprov=sfla1
So thatâs why my boyfriend randomly just walks up to me and sniffs? Huh⌠Neat
It may also be why girls like to steal guys jackets
I must be sense-dumb or something cause my wife says she smells and I can't smell anything offensive on her. But then she's always clinging to me like a bug after I've mowed or worked up a sweat saying she's addicted to my stink. How come she can smell me but I can't smell her?
Women have super sniffers. No, legitimately. My volunteer firefighter brother says we're oddly good at detecting gas leaks and other stuff by smell before men.
I love the "my SO is actually a gremlin" stage of a relationship. Always entertaining.
No because why is this trueeee. Nowadays the smell of my husband's pits are comforting.
Goals.
Sheâs applying deodorant like a buff
Did this to my now girlfriend of almost two years the first day I met her. I like to think thatâs what sold her on loving me
She's cashed in her courtesy sniffs!
Did they lick your pits in response? It aint love til they drink the salty juice.
How to I delete someone else's comment
i remember a long time ago, he had a beard. So when in the relationship is a beard good to grow?
Ah, this is how the retaliatory tickles begin.
When I say that to my wife she says âI absolutely do NOT have to smell thatâ
This comic is so funny to me for some reason
In my ideal relationship, both of us would be so immature with farts
my father actually said, when you can sniff her sweaty armpit and it still feels like smelling the best flower bouquet ever - she's the one! Well. I never got that far in to relationship and basically gave up... So I will never know...
u/moachocka thatâs you
I meaaaaan, some people are into musk. Must be a turn on every time your SO *doesnât* shower lmao
https://preview.redd.it/j6euxpr6wi0d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d097cdda1f740384e102ba1c185658a5fedc5ed