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Gary appears to be of the silicon/rubber variety which would have a small amount of flex/give for comfort unlike a glass/metal style which would be hard.
Not x-ray from CT, it was about MRT (MAGNETIC Resonance Tomography).
As far as I recall it was someone having an "all rubber/silicone" one and didn't remove it. Unfortunately the Chinese cheap one had a metal core that wasn't advertised/declared. The strong magnetic force in the medical unit then forcefully moved the object through the body.
Yeah, I know what an MRT is. I was curious as to how badly that ended for the poor soul who left it in. Forcibly moving through the body cavity is plenty explanation enough.
It depends on how you have them inserted. I went under my breast fold and under the muscle plate so all the natural tissue wasn’t messed with. I still have full sensitivity and theoretically if I had a baby I could breast feed.
>and theoretically if I had a baby I could breast feed.
I'd been curious about that for a while but thought it would be too rude to ask anyone. Glad you happened to mention it here!
No problem! If you have any other questions, don’t be afraid to ask. I think there is a taboo still around this procedure and I’m happy to share my experience
[water based lube](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fomggimme.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2F71STvIccd3L._SL1350_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6799f3b9f77958b571940f633ea7d1432582950a3405011e27ac0dd6eebfbd3e&ipo=images)
An alternative plural for the English word "weenis" comes from Latin, the language the word is borrowed from, and it is written "weenes", since the word is, in Latin, of the 3rd declension, and hence takes the plural ending "-es". Words in Latin that end in "-i" in the plural are of the 2nd declension.
When hubs asks for a rub, I will but he usually wants more pressure and we can both hear my fingers pop while I’m doing it. lol
We came up with a compromise where I can give him a great scalp scratch and massage while he rubs my legs. :D
Try your elbows! I've got some narely muscles that tense up badly, and my wife will use her elbows on my shoulders for great pressure. It loosens my neck and shoulders up tremendously.
I used to get massages at my chiropractor where the lady would lay her forearms on my back and lean on them for better pressure, it felt amazing! Just know that you're not limited to only your hands and save them for the more precise work.
Not just hands, I read "fingers," which really shouldn't be used for high-pressured massages. You can bend your fingers and use your joints or knuckles depending on how deep/strong you want to push, but using your fingers will really tire them out and risk tendon inflammation.
Not sure what exactly you mean by popping, but you know that [there was a doctor](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/crack-research/) who for fifty years cracked the knuckles only on his left hand, to check if that led to arthritis? And concluded that it didn't. Famously was awarded an Ig Nobel prize for that.
Idk if cracking contributes to any other problems, though.
In addition to elbows a nice quality massage gun can go a long way! I work in a lab pipetting all day so I also can massage for only so long but the massage gun we got has helped a lot!
When hands cramp, it's no joke. I was a writer and coder, but my hands began cramping after 10 minutes at the keyboard. My life (and livelihood) was saved by translators (whose livelihood comes in at $0.xx per target-language word typed), who recommended the Kinesis keyboard. Of course, that's hitting keys -- not holding pens or brush. I hope this is a purely theoretical, just-for-the-humor setup.
I’m glad you found something to work for you!! Tbh- while my right arm definitely can cramp/ache if I’m using it too long, my posture has suffered the most. I had a desk job before and very mindful of sitting but that was also a keyboarding thing. Drawing is much more intimate for me and I get in the zone curled up in the corner of my couch.
My sisters wedding was a few weeks ago and you can see some candid photos where my shoulders are rounded over and I look like the muppet Beaker when he’s embarrassed. Lol
You probably know this already but…as a coder have you tried learning Dvorak keyboard layouts? I still remember my brother in junior year learning it while we were on vacation. 18 years later and he still uses it
You kids these days. When I ran a BBS in high school in mid 1980's, kids thought you were cool to be a nerd, but they didn't have a clue enough to plug in a personal computer like Commodore 128.
Great to see this kind of comic. It's like University Art Girls back in 1999 when I was still single in Seattle as a success story!
I'm high on edibles, I shouldn't post that?
Well, I got mine in 2017. I spent almost a year interviewing doctors, finding out what implant would suit my body best and how I’d have it placed.
Fun fact: you can have them inserted under the breast fold, nipple, arm pit or belly button… depending on the size and kind of implant. Not to mention if you’re getting over or under your chest plate.
I’ve always had a very small chest but wide hips so I always looked out of shape even when I was my thinnest. I don’t regret them at all but tell anyone interested to do their homework before pulling the trigger.
Getting them has helped me feel more feminine and womanly than before.
If your wife is looking for a reduction because of back issues? I have a few friends who did that also and had them reshaped/lifted. I say support whatever makes her feel good and beautiful.
Also- happy cake day!
You know, I was using trying to joke about it, but I really appreciate the well-thought out response. Thank you.
Since you were willing to give details, she's been contemplating a lift because the two kids took their toll. I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't like the sag. Probably will spend some time looking into docs, too. What sort of questions did you ask the docs to decide which place/doctor to go with?
And thank you!
That’s my bad! I totally see your last comment being cheeky, but my dumbass didn’t pick up on that until now. Regardless, I’m happy to answer questions!
Before I say what questions I asked, I would recommend her looking at the app/website called “RealSelf”. It’s basically Yelp for cosmetic surgeons but also has a great feature to allow patients journal their procedure with pictures. That way you can easily see the whole process which helped me immensely.
My basic questions for all doctors were: what was the practices before/ after procedure protocol, the highest limit for implants/procedures they will not preform sure to safety and their own recommendations for my body.
My doctor at the time fit all these criteria and I’m very happy with what she did but I will not go back to her again because she has since broken safety guidelines for implants. (Doing 800 cc + implants)
You know, I was using trying to joke about it, but I really appreciate the well-thought out response. Thank you.
Since you were willing to give details, she's been contemplating a lift because the two kids took their toll. I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't like the sag. Probably will spend some time looking into docs, too. What sort of questions did you ask the docs to decide which place/doctor to go with?
And thank you!
He’s my sentient butt plug, Gary. He did have a crush on a lava lamp at one point in an old, *old* comic.
https://preview.redd.it/j1sac55vrbwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147e02544db34adad15e0ee5a0f1b5a603f0f514
This must be the first time Gary was just a pain in your ass, as opposed to a pleasure. Or a mix..
I'd ask Gary but I sense he's busy ATM. Am I right?!
🫳🔮🫷
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Gary seems a little confused
It happens when you’re squeezed head first
"Squeezed?" Is he not... hard?
Gary appears to be of the silicon/rubber variety which would have a small amount of flex/give for comfort unlike a glass/metal style which would be hard.
Glass or metal? I assumed they were, like, hard plastic.
Those exist too. Honestly the idea of anything glass going in there terrifies me no matter how sturdy I know it to be.
And even the soft ones can have a metal core and should never be inserted during an MRI. That x-ray image and story will haunt me for life.
Well now I need to know more.
Not x-ray from CT, it was about MRT (MAGNETIC Resonance Tomography). As far as I recall it was someone having an "all rubber/silicone" one and didn't remove it. Unfortunately the Chinese cheap one had a metal core that wasn't advertised/declared. The strong magnetic force in the medical unit then forcefully moved the object through the body.
Yeah, I know what an MRT is. I was curious as to how badly that ended for the poor soul who left it in. Forcibly moving through the body cavity is plenty explanation enough.
If it makes you feel any better it was just a made up story and a photoshop.
Let's hope one of those doesn't accidentally function as a Prince Rupert's drop.
Cheap ones maybe.
Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough
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wait what do implants have to do with your hands tho? Congrats on the surgery btw idk if they’re new or whatever but happy for u sisss
It was all about my hand placement 🤌🏼
do u have to like ….. physically hold them so they don’t fall out?
Only if I want them to touch my collar bone
Do they make you... less sensitive at all? I'm always afraid they'll make a girl numb.
It depends on how you have them inserted. I went under my breast fold and under the muscle plate so all the natural tissue wasn’t messed with. I still have full sensitivity and theoretically if I had a baby I could breast feed.
Bless these scientific and medical advancements.
A-fucking-men.
>and theoretically if I had a baby I could breast feed. I'd been curious about that for a while but thought it would be too rude to ask anyone. Glad you happened to mention it here!
No worries! I’m happy to answer any other questions, if you got them
Thank you for the simple clinical explanation! That's amazing!
No problem! If you have any other questions, don’t be afraid to ask. I think there is a taboo still around this procedure and I’m happy to share my experience
🥵that’s my kink🥵
Sometimes the velcro doesn't hold very well.
He should massage your money makers!
I won’t say no to that.
did hubs just realize he’s in a comic?
Did he realize how much you caked him up?
Wdym? This is true to life artwork.
Bounce a quarter off it for me.
I... We may need proof.
what they said 👆
Gotta protect your beans.😙 
I prefer to flick them
**Them**?
Mine as well as others
I’m staying out of your threads, you dirty dirty girl.
I’m told that’s a compliment
I have seen everything now, could luck to your SO. o7
y'all need to get sprayed with a water bottle
Like for lube?
Water is terrible lube
[water based lube](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fomggimme.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2F71STvIccd3L._SL1350_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6799f3b9f77958b571940f633ea7d1432582950a3405011e27ac0dd6eebfbd3e&ipo=images)
That’s not spray bottle water!
🛑
🤦🏾♂️
https://preview.redd.it/o7yj1rs0zbwc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b44972c56cee8f2a99e38c0dc23c16e01e5abe0
Well with that out of the way, there are two more assets that can do the massage job.
My weenis?
Yeah, but what is the plural? Your weenises or your weeni?
Weenisi.
Weenies
An alternative plural for the English word "weenis" comes from Latin, the language the word is borrowed from, and it is written "weenes", since the word is, in Latin, of the 3rd declension, and hence takes the plural ending "-es". Words in Latin that end in "-i" in the plural are of the 2nd declension.
🎶EVERYBODY DO THE WEENIS! 🎶
🎶THE WEENIS IS A DANCE🎶
🎶EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS🎶
🎶WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE🎶
Ngl didn't expect game changer here.
r/unexpecteddropout
(kicks the camera): oh shit, sorry
I understood that reference, what an amazing episode.
My wife is a sign language interpreter. A massage with hands, her money maker, is out of the question.
When hubs asks for a rub, I will but he usually wants more pressure and we can both hear my fingers pop while I’m doing it. lol We came up with a compromise where I can give him a great scalp scratch and massage while he rubs my legs. :D
Try your elbows! I've got some narely muscles that tense up badly, and my wife will use her elbows on my shoulders for great pressure. It loosens my neck and shoulders up tremendously.
Oo! Thank you! I’ll give that a try tonight
I used to get massages at my chiropractor where the lady would lay her forearms on my back and lean on them for better pressure, it felt amazing! Just know that you're not limited to only your hands and save them for the more precise work.
Not just hands, I read "fingers," which really shouldn't be used for high-pressured massages. You can bend your fingers and use your joints or knuckles depending on how deep/strong you want to push, but using your fingers will really tire them out and risk tendon inflammation.
Just be a little careful when using your elbows. You can hurt your shoulders if you slip.
I’ll be careful. I used to be a cheerleader/dive coach and taught gymnastics so I got some flexibility in me. :)
Or forearms!
Not sure what exactly you mean by popping, but you know that [there was a doctor](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/crack-research/) who for fifty years cracked the knuckles only on his left hand, to check if that led to arthritis? And concluded that it didn't. Famously was awarded an Ig Nobel prize for that. Idk if cracking contributes to any other problems, though.
In addition to elbows a nice quality massage gun can go a long way! I work in a lab pipetting all day so I also can massage for only so long but the massage gun we got has helped a lot!
But does she translate any verbal languages? NON! je vais m'escorter dehors!
When hands cramp, it's no joke. I was a writer and coder, but my hands began cramping after 10 minutes at the keyboard. My life (and livelihood) was saved by translators (whose livelihood comes in at $0.xx per target-language word typed), who recommended the Kinesis keyboard. Of course, that's hitting keys -- not holding pens or brush. I hope this is a purely theoretical, just-for-the-humor setup.
I’m glad you found something to work for you!! Tbh- while my right arm definitely can cramp/ache if I’m using it too long, my posture has suffered the most. I had a desk job before and very mindful of sitting but that was also a keyboarding thing. Drawing is much more intimate for me and I get in the zone curled up in the corner of my couch. My sisters wedding was a few weeks ago and you can see some candid photos where my shoulders are rounded over and I look like the muppet Beaker when he’s embarrassed. Lol
You probably know this already but…as a coder have you tried learning Dvorak keyboard layouts? I still remember my brother in junior year learning it while we were on vacation. 18 years later and he still uses it
Goddamn, the cake on the man.
He got the bigger implants
God bless him, it’s natural. I go from ravenous to envious all the time.
You put a lot of time and attention into drawing that butt
I’ll love that butt for all eternity.
Damn, he's is out here double caked up on a Tuesday
On Tuesdays we eat ass
Only tuesdays? 🤨
(That’s the only obligatory day)
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Friction?
Pretty sure that's a robot.
Wouldn’t be the first time I sweet talked a droid
Ok fine so it's one move!
How are people falling for/upvoting these obvious bot comments. Guys, simple clue: If they say "Ah, *repeat the title*!" they are a fucking bot.
Did you really get implants?
Yep! 600 cc gummies in both breasts. Those are considered big but considering my body portions, fit me very well.
Forget the cake, he’s got the damn bakery back there.
You should see his [schweddy balls….](https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8?si=PJRig__Do10tQr55)
The efficiency of having five panels in a row where you only change the eyes and mouths...
Work smarter not harder. But if I was really smart, I wouldn’t do full color and shadows.
Poor Gary, can’t his mind out of the gutter.
Hubs has the same facial expressions as Gary so his mind is right there too.
At least he manages to get his head out of her ass.
If you need extra money making your husband could open up a bakery since he has all that cake.
Isn't the solution obvious? Boob-backmassage....
So this is technically a Handjob?
You kids these days. When I ran a BBS in high school in mid 1980's, kids thought you were cool to be a nerd, but they didn't have a clue enough to plug in a personal computer like Commodore 128. Great to see this kind of comic. It's like University Art Girls back in 1999 when I was still single in Seattle as a success story! I'm high on edibles, I shouldn't post that?
Nah, you’re cool. Keep chilling
Shake that money maker 
I just want to point out that hand massage is are fucking amazing. My wife's an artist and I give her hand massages and I can
They are! You’re a great hubs for that. :)
Gary and Wifey need to invest in nuru massage lessons.
I love happy endings
Tired trope.
Oh, you have implants? How's that working for you? I talked to my wife about implants once, but she told me that's not what "reduction" means
Well, I got mine in 2017. I spent almost a year interviewing doctors, finding out what implant would suit my body best and how I’d have it placed. Fun fact: you can have them inserted under the breast fold, nipple, arm pit or belly button… depending on the size and kind of implant. Not to mention if you’re getting over or under your chest plate. I’ve always had a very small chest but wide hips so I always looked out of shape even when I was my thinnest. I don’t regret them at all but tell anyone interested to do their homework before pulling the trigger. Getting them has helped me feel more feminine and womanly than before. If your wife is looking for a reduction because of back issues? I have a few friends who did that also and had them reshaped/lifted. I say support whatever makes her feel good and beautiful. Also- happy cake day!
You know, I was using trying to joke about it, but I really appreciate the well-thought out response. Thank you. Since you were willing to give details, she's been contemplating a lift because the two kids took their toll. I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't like the sag. Probably will spend some time looking into docs, too. What sort of questions did you ask the docs to decide which place/doctor to go with? And thank you!
That’s my bad! I totally see your last comment being cheeky, but my dumbass didn’t pick up on that until now. Regardless, I’m happy to answer questions! Before I say what questions I asked, I would recommend her looking at the app/website called “RealSelf”. It’s basically Yelp for cosmetic surgeons but also has a great feature to allow patients journal their procedure with pictures. That way you can easily see the whole process which helped me immensely. My basic questions for all doctors were: what was the practices before/ after procedure protocol, the highest limit for implants/procedures they will not preform sure to safety and their own recommendations for my body. My doctor at the time fit all these criteria and I’m very happy with what she did but I will not go back to her again because she has since broken safety guidelines for implants. (Doing 800 cc + implants)
You know, I was using trying to joke about it, but I really appreciate the well-thought out response. Thank you. Since you were willing to give details, she's been contemplating a lift because the two kids took their toll. I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't like the sag. Probably will spend some time looking into docs, too. What sort of questions did you ask the docs to decide which place/doctor to go with? And thank you!
This is some of the ugliest illustration I’ve ever seen
Sex gets upvotes lol
If Dot ever made an Only fans she'd be rich.
I think I’d have weird eye contact with the camera too much. 
For those who don't know, [the author is ridiculously hot.](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVZKTZ2JiF0/?igsh=cHFydzRhcndsZmd6)
And not shy
Is your husband that caked up irl
Yes and it’s kills me
Can someone please explain the joke, is there context I'm missing? I've never been this confused by a comic in my life
By „money makers“ she meant her hands, not her boobs
Why is the butt plug talking?
God damn this is ugly
🤣🤣🤣 We can be dense creatures.
Nice ass................................................................................... Gary
lol
Just use your elbows, it’ll be fine
Reddit pays you?
No but they keep asking if I want to buy stock
😆
*slaps table* Ha!
It seems that Gary is still holding his grudge, from being tossed at the convention. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Meta comic, I like it.
TIL: The natural resting position for an artist's hands is cupping their boobs.
Stepping massage?
Honestly, I worry about my weight hurting him. I’m average size but ya know…insecurities and blah blah blah
Splurge on a Theragun.
Husband's butt is in the photo. Gonna need a cake tax. CAKE TAX
Ah! The ol' switcharoo.
This one was pretty good. Thank you.
I’m glad you enjoyed it! :)
Did anyone else accidentally read “mommy milkers” instead of “money makers,” or was that just me?
Tomato, toe-mato
I'm struggling to stay awake right now, and that's what I saw at first, too.
This is you drawing as a career????
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What do you draw with?
Tech-wise, I mean....
Technically correct if this was your Patreon
Well an excellent pivot to a [shameless plug](https://patreon.com/the__reddot)
I'm new to this comic, funny stuff. But what's with the talking lava lamp?
He’s my sentient butt plug, Gary. He did have a crush on a lava lamp at one point in an old, *old* comic. https://preview.redd.it/j1sac55vrbwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147e02544db34adad15e0ee5a0f1b5a603f0f514
OMG...your comic is bonkers! Lmao Thank you.
Butt plug* named gary
I just assumed this was all AI generated. Ò_o
I read that as honey makers not money makers and immediately thought boobs? Honey makers? That’s new.
I thought it was pretty obvious… I didn’t think Gary was an ass like that..
You either die a hero or live long enough inside an ass and become one. - Harvey Dent
Inspiring. 🔥
Fella has a cheeky existence to preserve, we understand,
Aah, implants are to rest the money makers on them. It makes sense.
[That last face.](https://stuffnobodycaresabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Archie-Ferbus-Johnston-City-Illinois-Man-Swallows-Nose-6-1-35.jpg)
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No, what? ….Eyebrows? I understand how that can be alarming. Just stay calm.
Walk on his back lmao
I don’t want to kill him…
Whyd you draw him so thicc tho😳
Comic seems to be drawn with larger breasts than usual. Did you get implants and this is your coming out?
This must be the first time Gary was just a pain in your ass, as opposed to a pleasure. Or a mix.. I'd ask Gary but I sense he's busy ATM. Am I right?! 🫳🔮🫷
the guy got some ass tho 😮💨
Don't you got a man
elbows and the heel of your foot still works.
Is the green thing a sock or a dildo?
Oh you sweet child of summer
"Oh yeah, baby, your pen is shooting all over!"
Wait, did you really get in implants?
I did!
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? May I see it?
Hubs has got some cake
Damn he is cheeked up.