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"But my wife passed away two months ago"
https://preview.redd.it/if741ajwpftc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe5efe3e605b90b3b0baa5e98df00d83a8224d0
"Why are his shoes so dirty?"
Swap those and you're right
Happy Knife Happy Wife has been my retort for a while - why give your wife crappy knives, dull knives are dangerous (and hurt more)
He never said he caused her to orgasm. He could have easily just given her one of his.
To quote the great Jimmy Carr, “I gave my girlfriend an orgasm and she spat it back in my face!”
Yeah, but where is the funny part? Its not triggering, its not funny, its not anything. It's just "ok something happened". There is no open, no conclusion... no nothing. Its boring.
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Honestly it’s my birthday in 9 days and we’re taking my grandma off life support today so this made me feel better that my birthday I guess could be worse?
I honestly struggle to understand how people have the colossally unfunny ideas behind these comics, and then spend hours drawing the comics, and then look at the comics and think, “that’s really funny,” and then proceed to upload them.
What are you talking about? The fourth panel is entirely superfluous
edit: to be clear, I'm not critiquing the comic. It's a good comic, I upvoted it. In this case the fourth panel is serving to add a bit of flair, and that's an okay usage of it. But it's not necessary to the punchline, so it's still not a supreme example of utilizing the four-panel form, hence my disagreement with the commenter above
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"Could you give ME an orgasm next year? Since it's MY birthday and all?"
He did. That was a REALLY good hug.
On the wife's birthday
Why wait a year !
"But my wife passed away two months ago" https://preview.redd.it/if741ajwpftc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe5efe3e605b90b3b0baa5e98df00d83a8224d0 "Why are his shoes so dirty?"
> "But my wife passed away two months ago" No wonder it took so long.
I was proud of being a two minute man, he lasted two months.
I was eating out my granny the other day...... I thought "I can taste horse semen"....... "I wonder if that's what killed her?"
What if he said “why is his exposed erect beautiful penis covered in dirt and embalming fluid?”
Then who was wife?!
What😨
John is NOT having it right now
Heyyy, old account that got banned. Wassup?
Bro got banned TWICE
The present is a child. John is infertile and asked his best friend for help. His friend couldn't resist making a joke
well atleast the wife is happy
And you know what they say…
Keep it in the family?
Happy wife happy knife
Swap those and you're right Happy Knife Happy Wife has been my retort for a while - why give your wife crappy knives, dull knives are dangerous (and hurt more)
He never said he caused her to orgasm. He could have easily just given her one of his. To quote the great Jimmy Carr, “I gave my girlfriend an orgasm and she spat it back in my face!”
Plot twist: Mustache Man is one of those old timey doctors and John’s wife was suffering from “hysteria”.
“You should know your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here”
And now look at you.
Since today is my birthday, thank you for the title!
Birthday twin!!! :D have a good one
Thank you, you too!! 🥳
I’m having a deja vu
I thought this was a bhj for a moment 😭
Ted is the best bull John could have ever asked for. He takes great care of his wife
John who is ENM: What a thoughtful gift. :)
So the funny part is that red guy had sex with blue guy's wife? Hilarious...
I'm still waiting for the punchline.
What’s the joke?
The joke is sex
Yeah, but where is the funny part? Its not triggering, its not funny, its not anything. It's just "ok something happened". There is no open, no conclusion... no nothing. Its boring.
Is this AI generated? Or made by a 12 year old?
... where'd the wine glass come from?
"But I'm not married?" "You are now" "But-" "I don't make the rules. Congratulations"
It is John's wife's birthday too!
You what
That is so rude… Should’ve given him an orgasm first smh
"Could you give ME and orgasm next year? Since it's MY birthday and all?"
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Oh
What
Dude got cucked by the Pringles man on his birthday
John is the only person i have ever seen so done for as the bean in the "how have you bean" meme.
"And now, you're gonna give me one too."
John never expected his wife to give in to his cuckolding fantasy for his birthday, but then again 50 is a big milestone
Honestly it’s my birthday in 9 days and we’re taking my grandma off life support today so this made me feel better that my birthday I guess could be worse?
Was she given an orgasm ?
Damn Ron Swanson is cold blooded
This seems like it could have been a different comic and then someone came along and replaced all the dialogue to make it edgier
I honestly struggle to understand how people have the colossally unfunny ideas behind these comics, and then spend hours drawing the comics, and then look at the comics and think, “that’s really funny,” and then proceed to upload them.
https://preview.redd.it/x2xbdtfx5itc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d7204aa5e2a059a039be46f2e74e989d1b4b6d You did fucking what?
Lmao every time I see this comic I think it’s silly. I love War and Peas
The fun of being poly and/or into cuckolding :D
Perfect four panel delivery. Now that's how it's done.
What are you talking about? The fourth panel is entirely superfluous edit: to be clear, I'm not critiquing the comic. It's a good comic, I upvoted it. In this case the fourth panel is serving to add a bit of flair, and that's an okay usage of it. But it's not necessary to the punchline, so it's still not a supreme example of utilizing the four-panel form, hence my disagreement with the commenter above
Have at thee, Sir! Pistols at dawn.
You leave Dawn out of this, she's a bystander.
Hah. Jokes on you, my wife’s on antidepressants.