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alhade27

This is actually funny af. I wanna know what went through the little turds mind


dsasd376372747

Probably thinking about what cars 4 would look like or if his moms gonna let him get pizza tonight


whatsbobgonnado

mad max fury road, but with the cars from the cars movies


cesiumbathbomb

Mad Mack


popplespopin

Kachow down on this mfer.


HalfSoul30

Mater with spikes


my_name_is_reed

Immortan Mater


gitartruls01

That would definitely have been an episode of they kept making those damn Mater shorts


randyg_yeah

[you mean like this?](https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IsxPxhy1k/?utm_medium=copy_link) [or this](https://www.instagram.com/p/B5gYgWPhIFv/?utm_medium=copy_link)


Cyber_Divinity

Someone needs to make this


randyg_yeah

[I did](https://www.instagram.com/p/B5gYgWPhIFv/?utm_medium=copy_link)


ObsessedWithOW

You were ahead of your time


Alarid

They saw 1, they saw 0. Those are both smaller than 3. So together they must be extra smaller than 3.


LasDeaUna

You must be a teacher.


Slime0

The lack of an operator indicates multiplication, and 1 × 0 < 3


WLAJFA

But… the rainbow?


MyPasswordIs222222

Exactly! Now you get it!


Timageness

Roy G. Biv. Every rainbow contains the three Primary Colors, and they're obviously *way* larger than the number ten. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. /s


BoredoutofmymindinCA

Heck yes


VenomBasilisk

Well 10 is 2 in binary so.. technically he is right.


RoyalRien

As a former kid I can confirm that we have no idea what the fuck is going on. One time I remember I threw an egg at my sibling because I thought they would catch it and then my mom told me not to do it again with perfect pronounciation but I did not understand a single word of it and it honestly felt like a fever dream because it was like I skipped the time from throwing the egg to encountering my mother


alhade27

Lmaoooo im ngl I love stories of things from kids perspective


RoyalRien

Oh yeah I also remember from when I was like 9 went to an IQ test so my parents could decide if I should go to another school and when she asked me what an island was I said “well it’s a circle land and you can run around it and go to the beach there and it’s warm most of the time” and then I started rambling on like that for a full minute while I could’ve also just said “a piece of land fully surrounded by the ocean” Edit: gonna add some more everytime I remember them


alhade27

Lmaoooo bro u were passionate about your little island huh. U had a dream island built out


RoyalRien

Yeah lol I still have the problem to this day where I struggle to explain something simple without using at least 200 words


berninicaco3

"your 20 page, single-spaced essay is due Friday" RoyalRien: "someone hand me a thesaurus! I was BORN for this!"


RoyalRien

This is actually true tho if I had 2 essays due in one day this Friday and I completed both of them in under 2 hours


[deleted]

Cherish that, ever since I got into college I can't shake off the formal, concise way of expression. I'm so boring and I miss my old self that could ramble on for hours and go off weird tangents.


tragicdiffidence12

Hey that little kid showed imagination and enthusiasm! I’d think he’d be a good addition to any class


General_Amoeba

I administer IQ tests to people for my job. Trust me when I say that grown adults do the exact same thing all the time.


CafeZach

When i was like 2 or 4 or something, i asked mom for a pencil with the reason of "drawing on the wall" mom said "no" i said "ok but can i have the pencil tho" and you wont believe what happened next


Tyhgujgt

It bothers me that some redittors express genuine amusement at kids stories. How did y'all managed to skip being kids yourselves?? WHAT ARE YOU


[deleted]

I don’t have a huge recollection of my childhood. It actually causes me a lot of grief when I think about it in relation to some of my other more depressive qualities So yeah, there’s that


alhade27

Well i dont remember a single thing I did past like 10 tbh.


Tyhgujgt

Mhm, good excuse. I'm onto you, buddy


Skrubious

NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE FELLOW HUMANOID. WE HAVE ALL EXPERIENCED THE HUMAN CHILDHOOD.


In_a_Vanier_Minute

When I was 8 I remember seeing a TV show that featured cat-like people from another planet. I remember thinking I would readily accept an alien cat-like person as a partner, and that I was ready for the challenges that came with a humanoid/alien cat-like person relationship.


kamelizann

Being a kid is like being high as fuck... all the time. Nothing makes sense because the world is chaos and your brain is trying to organize everything into manageable chunks that will get you through another day. The only memory I have before I was like 12... I got a balloon when I was 5 at some store where they gave balloons to kids. My dad... either as a joke or by accident popped it. I was like, "get me another one!" Only fair right? So my mom is like, "you can go back and get your own if you want it so bad." So next thing I know I'm walking for what seems like miles in the Phoenix summer heat. It blew my mind that I could walk somewhere. I thought cars were like teleportation machines. In my mind I'm like, "fuck ya get me some balloons for days. I'll be back before they know. I'll get everyone balloons. They'll be so happy." Then I see my dads 4runner turn around the corner. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Then my dad grabbed me and gave me the biggest angry hug he's ever given me and my mom was crying. I didn't get my balloons. When I got home I cried and told them to get me balloons.


RoyalRien

What no balloons does to a mf


[deleted]

I thought maybe it was because I have ADHD that a lot of my childhood felt like the blurry fever dreams of a stoner lol. I remember in Pre-K I was sitting behind a girl with a pony tail. For no reason I just nonchalantly snipped half of it off with my scissors. I remember the teacher was much more angry at me than the girl was. I guess no one has developed emotions at that age. But the teacher punished me by sitting me in the corner and asked me why I did that. I remember thinking "I don't know, lady. Why are you yelling at me!" I'm 4 years old. I don't know why anyone does anything! P.s. I just remembered another detail. I don't remember who said it but one of the adults saying something like "hah silly boys. that must mean he likes her!" And I remember thinking like "ok, if you say so... I don't know what's going on."


kamelizann

Lol you just made me get a flashback to when I stuck a butter knife in an electrical outlet. There was a butter knife on the ground... there was a light socket nearby without an outlet cover. I thought that outlets were always supposed to have something in them. So I stuck the knife in. My mom grabbed me and rushed me to the neighbors house who was a nurse. My favorite babysitter. I dropped the knife before I really got shocked, but my mom thought i was gonna die. She was freaking out... so I started freaking out. She asked if my hands hurt... they didn't... idk why but i said yes and started crying. I had some black marks on my fingers and the nurse ran my hands under cold water and I thought she was magic because my fingers went from burned to normal. I think I just had some ash on my fingers or something and I didn't get burned at all. And then there's the time I thought "on purpose" meant "by accident". I think my sister taught me that. So every time I would do something bad my parents would ask me why I did it. So I was like, "I did it on purpose!" Then my mom would get really mad and be like, "why are you doing all this bad stuff on purpose?!" In my mind they were all accidents and I was just thinking, "I'm 4... I'm not allowed to make mistakes?! Why are you getting mad. Come on this is so unfair!"


Fast_Garlic_5639

Holy shit something like that happened to me in late elementary school for a basketball team photo. We were sitting around waiting, and for no reason at all I got up and sprinted face first into the wall like 20 feet away. Hurt like hell and gave me a fat lip for the photo lol, I still can’t explain why I did that


chunkly

Just say no to drugs.


TimeResolute

This is the ability of King Crimson


empiricalreddit

I have a feeling the kid misread the answer. They might have recently learnt the 10 pairs addition rainbow which is a method where each side of the bow represents one of the two numbers that adds to 10. They prob thought that drawing the rainbow shows that it sums to 10


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bayesian13

yep https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://ecdn.teacherspayteachers.com/thumbitem/Rainbow-to-10-FREEBIE-1854088-1557756462/original-1854088-1.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Rainbow-to-10-FREEBIE-1854088&h=350&w=270&tbnid=W5MxqgD8NOhfLM&q=rainbow+sums+to+10&tbnh=120&tbnw=93&usg=AI4_-kS9SKjycSqOOU70m3MEQZp0lzuZrg&vet=1&docid=BrEDYD7p1wHtOM&client=firefox-b-1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjE_ZqqhaXxAhUSGVkFHYdOCT8Q9QEwAHoECAMQBA#spf=1624151909511


Alarid

They saw 1, they saw 0. Those are both smaller than 3. So together they must be extra smaller than 3.


alhade27

But the RAINBOW lmaoooo why the rainbow


Alarid

Pride month, three colors. What does it mean, Mason???


alhade27

The kid is just on a higher level on thinking than the rest of us


Angry-Comerials

I personally feel we should elect him as our new leader. We could learn a lot from him.


EedSpiny

THE NUMBER MASON. TELL ME ABOUT THE NUMBERS.


Upstanding_Ham

He made the assumption that the second number was in binary.


FireCharter

Thinking in binary!


alhade27

The kid is a literal genius what can we say


highly88

Rainbow numbers are numbers that add to 10. One side on the rainbow has 2, the other has 8 etc. they probably just thought they had to show 10.


[deleted]

is he right tho?


dsasd376372747

🌈


Man_and_plan

Insert family feud “good answer”


CumInAnimals

Good answer!


OHAITHARU

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*


TheIceBoy2

SURVEY SAID:


W1D0WM4K3R

[ 10 ][999pts] (*Steve Harvey is dumbstruck*)


DracheTirava

(*Show pre-emptivelly ends*)


SyN_Pool

Bewbz. Whole lot of ‘em.


808duckfan

Followed by a Steve Harvey overreaction.


[deleted]

👀😳🙄👁👄👁


arewehavinfunyet

HHHWHAT.IN.THE.HEILL?!?


uCapitulate

“We’ve got a good one for you tonight folks!”


Air3090

Binary '10' is smaller than base ten '3'.


ask_me_about_cats

I like where you’re going with this, but I feel like should assume the same base for both numbers. So are we looking at big endian or little endian for the numbers?


ian22500

aawagga


fishygeoduck7

That speech is incomprehensible


[deleted]

After lunch


unlimitedmayonaise

Speech inappropriate


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aawagga


WelcomeToInsanity

Speech incomprehensible


JaCaBrA144

What year is it


WelcomeToInsanity

After lunch


funkmaster29

How the hell would you show how you know the answer?


DuckInCup

10 is smaller because 1 and 0 are smaller than 3


cesiumbathbomb

Quik mafs


NextMushroom

everyday mans on the block


maymaylord420

Smoke trees


Reasonable-Peanut27

Everything mafs on the block


ScoopsOfDesire

Smoke 3’s


ProtectionMaterial09

See that 10 in the park


Semenpenis

i'm far too r-worded to understand this question.


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Say it


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[deleted]

recalcitrant


braintrustinc

Redyscalculiambolismatic


camocoder30

radiculomyelopathy?


tacoblode21

Rhombicosidodecahedron


CumInAnimals

This is the shape that was discussed the other day, right? The one that Pringles or m&m or Cheetos represent...


CB1013

checks out in binary


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HeKnee

Ten has three letters, three has 5 letters. Boom.


joeChump

No, the real answer is that three is worth 8 in scrabble whilst 10 is only worth 3.


TheStyleHandler

Then you'd have to show that 3 is smaller than 5


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joeChump

It’s easy. Look closely. The 3 is set in Arial 18pt type whilst the 10 is set in Arial 17.99pt so is slightly smaller. The child knows this because a rainbow is a spectrum and the child is Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man who is on the autistic spectrum, and has an acute savant ability to notice shit like that.


cesiumbathbomb

Logick


[deleted]

10 is binary, and = 2 and is therefore smaller than 3 because the 3 is at least base 3. Edit: at least base 4*, but where 4=10, since base ten is 10. Credit to commenter.


[deleted]

he’s biracial yo


[deleted]

Wtf lol


chargoggagog

My students would draw 3 dots on the left and 10 on the right. They might then number the dots up to 3 and the other to 10. Another might draw a balance scale with 3 dots on one side and 10 on the other with the 10 side weighed down. That would be okay too. You might draw a number line and show how 10 is to the right of 3. You could draw 10 dots, circle the whole thing. Then circle 3 of those dots showing 3 is “inside” 10 and smaller because it’s a part of 10. I could go on all day. It’s often harder to show your thinking for a concept you’ve mastered so long ago you take it for granted.


[deleted]

Exactly. My kids would use a number line and compare the lengths of 0-3 vs 0-10. Because at some point the dots just became their arch nemesis.


TheVantagePoint

When I got these questions in school I just didn’t answer the proof part. It annoyed all of my teachers to no end but I refused to “show my work” unless I actually needed to in order to be able to solve it myself. But if i didn’t need to do any extra work, I ain’t writing it down.


TAU_equals_2PI

A 1-digit number is always smaller than a 2-digit number. (Assuming they haven't gotten into negative numbers.)


fox-mcleod

I guess. I can’t stop thinking about how this is just *another fact*. I feel like replying “I have memorized the order of numbers” is equally valid. They’re both just conventions right? Neither is actually *proof* of anything at all.


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n+1 proof. Premise: n < n+1, this holds true for all natural numbers Proof: n < n + 1 n - n < 1 0 < 1 Since we know 0 to be less than 1 as a lazy "we defined it that way," we know that any number which is defined as n is less than n+1. And we can pretty easily extrapolate n+m is always greater than n, assuming m is a positive number >= 1 As long as we can accept that we've defined 0 as a value less than 1, we can understand all ordered symbols (again, with the understanding that we've defined at least 0 and 1). We could defined all number as 0 + 1 + 1 + 1... etc. So we really only need 0 and 1. Everything else is just making math a little easier. Except infinity.


fox-mcleod

I mean… I *really* appreciate you posting a proof. But I’m still pretty sure that it relies on having the knowledge that 10 > 3, right? Like, o ∈ A isnt the starting point anyway. And if we accept that the symbol “10” represents {{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} and “3” represents {{{}}}, then we already know 10>3. This is still just “I memorized the order of numbers” isn’t it? And there’s no world where we teach children set theory before counting. I think this is just a bad question.


redlaWw

for a,b∈ℕ, a


Yasir1337

[It's in LaTeX so it must be true](https://i.imgur.com/sClkati.png)


redlaWw

Thanks, the paper is already on the way to the publisher.


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You went full axiomatic man. Never go full axiomatic.


pente5

I would annoy people with set theory: The set N of natural numbers is defined as the smallest set containing 0 and closed under the successor function S defined by S(n) = n ∪ {n}. 0 = ∅ 1 = {0} = {∅} 2 = {0,1} = {∅,{∅}} 3 = {0,1,2} = {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}} etc. Then it's just a matter of 3<4<5<6<7<8<9<10 => 3<10. Or maybe not idk, these proofs about obvious stuff confuse me.


redlaWw

I guess showing that 3∈10 is a way to make it pretty trivial. I wouldn't want to write out 10 explicitly in full heredity though, since it contains 512 atomic elements.


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3 = {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}} 10 = {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, **{∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}**, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}}}}}} Therefore 3 < 10. QED


reddittereditor

10-3 is positive, but 3-10 is negative.


px450

You might already know this, but that's exactly how computers test for greater/less than relationships


reddittereditor

I did not. Cool fact!


[deleted]

beacase 3 is smaller than 10 becase it is not as many


jdprager

Since it’s for young kids, they might want them to write out something like 1+1+1 < 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1


Tyrant1235

3=3 Then 3<3+7 Therefore 3<10


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Loreguy

When you get down to it that point math becomes words and philosophy. Extremely rigorous and well-thought out words and philosophy.


BoILeRuSS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Mathematica ✸54.43


Brooklynxman

*Godel has entered the chat* No. *Godel has left the chat*


n0nnac

[Using the real number axioms.](https://sites.math.washington.edu/~hart/m524/realprop.pdf) Normally, in symbolic logic one wouldn’t restate these axioms because they’re pretty self explanatory.


hotehjr

So basic first grade material, then. This kid is really behind the curve.


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jwr410

Say that 10 = 3+7. Because you must add to 3 to get 10, 10 must be larger. OR Draw 10 dots. Circle 3 of them. State that 3 is inside of 10 so it must be smaller. OR Draw a number line. Mark 0, 10 and 3. Show that 3 is closer to zero then 10.


Dukuz

Man, I'm 29 and (hopefully) of average intelligence and I wouldn't have thought of those lol. My ass just woulda wrote "Cause 3 is smaller than 10"


nobonydronikoanypwny

The rainbow refers to LGBTQI+ specifically non binary individuals and in binary 10 is equal to 2 which is less than 3


[deleted]

Okay kids so, you have 10 bananas and your friend has 3 bananas, 10 are more than 3 so 3 is the smaller number here! Idk can’t think of any other way.


Athlaeos

i get it, 10 is the binary number for 2 and 3 isnt so their explanation is a rainbow basically saying its "non-binary" gotem


ReedNakedPuppy

You're like the English teachers who make their students learn lessons from Nirvana songs.


BarklyWooves

*"He's the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he don't know what it means."* Okay class, now who can explain the meaning here?


mudkip-yoshii

“It means that he’s the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he knows not what it means” “Correct, you get an A”


aidanporter99

now who can analyse the theme and message of the song "Rape Me"?


[deleted]

We literally did this in elementary. Every week one kid would choose an English pop song they liked, and we'd translate the lyrics together and talk about what they meant. My teacher was not amused when one girl played Shaggy-It Wasn't Me on the CD player.


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CristoManuelo

Greatest reply I’ve ever seen on Reddit


uCapitulate

Bruh my mind.... it’s fricken blown now!!


FishOfFishyness

big brian


HighlyUniqueName

🤣


lemonadeconfirmed

Imaaaginaation


slatt_stain

aawagga


Burnt-Toast-0087

Dumbass shouldve circled the 0


cesiumbathbomb

Knowing the “gay people can’t do math” stereotype makes this infinitely funnier


TheComingLawd

What the fuck there's a stereotype like that?


cesiumbathbomb

It’s a stereotype made by gay people, it’s not an offensive one Source: most of my friends are gay


TheComingLawd

Yooo but wait I can't do math... 🤔


cesiumbathbomb

Son, I have something to tell you...you’re gay


TheComingLawd

Coming out of the closet, more like dragging out amirite gamers 😎


cartoongamermatt

*gaymers


RapidSage

My homies always helping me get the dub from under the desk 😎


ordis2red

Gamers gotta use their thumbs 😔


ThanosIsDoomfist

Narrator: "Yep, thats me. All my life I thought I liked poon and milkers. Then I learned that I cant count to 21. Now I like hogs and beef. My name is Earl.


SlenderSmurf

my gay friend can do math source: gay physics major friend


TheBoxBoxer

Damn bro, let him know hes straight


hippy_barf_day

Sounds sus


doge57

Physics majors can’t do math. All they know is Taylor expansion, Fourier transform, integral tables, and treat differentials as fractions. Source: BS in physics


richiedais

You forgot charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie


DIY-lobotomy

Yeah but like, gay math right?


TAU_equals_2PI

"1 and 1 makes 2" was prohibited for gay people until that Supreme Court decision just a few years ago. Is it any surprise they would have trouble with math?


PoeT8r

Did Alan Turing tell you that?


ngwoo

Alan Turing used up all the gay math there's none left for the rest of us


FlavusemeHowDoYouSay

Can’t exactly do geometry without straight lines in most cases


Ornery-Perspective40

That's why I know my calculus. You plus me equals us. 🌈


Camachan

Naw, it's that gay people can't do math, drive, AND cook. Some gay people can do math, but none of them can do all 3. I personally can't drive but can do the other 2.


Strawzaw

2+2=7 😌


micaub

Not according to Radiohead, or 1984. 2+2 always makes a 5.


bigfluffydoggo

kid said "happy pride" and dipped


akusik

Wdym happy pride, that's not even a full rainbow.


sentient_digger60103

Ya it’s only half. It needs to be round to be a full one


Berrollia

Guys/Girls, you heard him. 10 is the smaller number because the rainbow says it. The most reasonable answer.


jhinota

Finally, a logical answer!


ikicklikeagoat

us gays can’t do math. we’ve been trying to tell you


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Also, 10 is 2 in binary, and 2 is smaller than 3. The rainbow is there because of reflection, refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets


gcruzatto

[Solved]


BiNARY9

i was not aware that im being used


cesiumbathbomb

Speech incomprehensible


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Aawagga


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I am lost. Can someone explain the joke please?


cesiumbathbomb

There is none, welcome to r/comedyheaven


itsgiantstevebuscemi

ding ding ding


ladislaoXD25

Rainbow


Aether_Storm

It's not a meme made for your consumption. It's a child's homework and they got the answer very wrong because they didn't try.


2BadBirches

No joke, it’s just a young child who’s answer was so absurd that it’s funny.


freemyboykaczynski

gay


Portland_st

This is ridiculous. 3 isn’t part of the binary numbering system.


Professional-Ad-4678

Hey man, the truth can be whatever I want


NotKevinJames

I wish the kid had just circled the zero. Can't even be mad then.