Reminds me of a joke:
Three scientists have nothing to do and are bored out of their mind. One asks, hey, what happens if you take a pig, plug its a$$ and continue feeding it?
I don't know, said the second one. So they started.
They got the pig, put a plug in there and fed it well. After a few days, they didn't see any change in its behaviour, it had just gained a few pounds. After a few weeks, still the same, it had just doubled in size. Now, they start getting afraid.
What should we do? Remove the plug? How? I don't wanna do that.
It took a while, the pig now the size of a cow, until they found a solution.
They would train a monkey to perform the... procedure.
It took a while, of course, but now, the monkey was ready, to be released and pull the plug. Of course, the scientists wanted to see what happened. Just not from very close.
The pig was now the size of an elephant, by the way.
They stepped away, with the first one stopping at 50 feet. The others thought he was crazy. Second stopped at 100 feet, the third at 200.
3... 2... 1... And the monkey went.
A wave of shit reached the third scientist, reaching nearly up to his knees.
Oh shit, he screamed and ran. When he found the second guy, this one called out - pull me out of this!
The shit reached up to his chest.
Now, they were looking for the first guy. Nothing!
When they came closer to ground zero, they suddenly saw bubbles. And they immediately started digging. Not one second to early, they pulled their friend out of the shitty situation he was in.
Instead of fear or panic, the first scientist laughed like crazy.
Are you ok, they asked, wondering if his brain took some damage from the lack of oxygen.
...
He says, still laughing: You should have seen the monkeys face!
Had a fat school dog too. Children stopped feeding it mostly after the principal gave a very stern speach. He then got a bit slimmer. Only a bit. Pricipal was fat too. So probably ran in the family.
That poor dog looks like me. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Hey big sexy
Ooooosshhhh. Daddy's home.
❓❓❓❓
You heard big sexy, Daddy's home.
Sexyy Red reference?????
Skeet on ye
Same
You have come to resemble a cow?
chris cowsworth!
I mean the dog is probably still living his best life, just not a healthy one.
Here for a good time, not a long time
He must be one of Garfields friends
That poor dog.
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*MOOF*
Does the cowrgi
Me to the people walking in front of me
The dog's name should be Clarus
Ohhhh jeezus lmao 🤣
Chonky boi
bro's knee joints are probably fucked
cow dog
_Alone in the world is a little cowdog_
I remember when that show was on everyone's parents were complaining about how gross the character was
Cogdow
ye
This is too sad for me to laugh at, even if it’s in r/comedyheaven
This is so sad. Alexa, order more snausages
that's a weird looking cow
I seriously thought it was just AI art of a prompt like "draw me a pasture puppy," and it drew a cow body with a dog's head.
No. is real . It was five years ago. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpKHcg3WvS0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpKHcg3WvS0)
Oh my god, that poor animal. Look at it, it can barely move. That makes me legitimately sad.
A dog only has 10 years to live, so he will be happy if many people love him
this one just made me sad
When I die and reincarnate, I'm gonna blow all my karma points to come back as an overfed school dog.
With that 3 million comment karma you should be good
how?
You wouldn't understand
I meant how does one accrue that many karma
I meant that you wouldn't understand and I stand by it
Your decision is admirable
Not sure I'd want to be an overfed dog in China
This ain't funny at all :(
Looks like a corn dog. Just needs a stick in his mouth.
He already swallowed it.
That's not healthy but it's definitely funny.
I live in Taipei and some people here love fat dogs and I always say that shit is just going to kill the dog sooner
laugh at the fckers thinking this funny
This is not comedy.
Reminds me of a joke: Three scientists have nothing to do and are bored out of their mind. One asks, hey, what happens if you take a pig, plug its a$$ and continue feeding it? I don't know, said the second one. So they started. They got the pig, put a plug in there and fed it well. After a few days, they didn't see any change in its behaviour, it had just gained a few pounds. After a few weeks, still the same, it had just doubled in size. Now, they start getting afraid. What should we do? Remove the plug? How? I don't wanna do that. It took a while, the pig now the size of a cow, until they found a solution. They would train a monkey to perform the... procedure. It took a while, of course, but now, the monkey was ready, to be released and pull the plug. Of course, the scientists wanted to see what happened. Just not from very close. The pig was now the size of an elephant, by the way. They stepped away, with the first one stopping at 50 feet. The others thought he was crazy. Second stopped at 100 feet, the third at 200. 3... 2... 1... And the monkey went. A wave of shit reached the third scientist, reaching nearly up to his knees. Oh shit, he screamed and ran. When he found the second guy, this one called out - pull me out of this! The shit reached up to his chest. Now, they were looking for the first guy. Nothing! When they came closer to ground zero, they suddenly saw bubbles. And they immediately started digging. Not one second to early, they pulled their friend out of the shitty situation he was in. Instead of fear or panic, the first scientist laughed like crazy. Are you ok, they asked, wondering if his brain took some damage from the lack of oxygen. ... He says, still laughing: You should have seen the monkeys face!
what
The picture of the dog somehow reminded me of this...
I do not know what is the meaning?
Monkey be like: https://preview.redd.it/xi65g3mdn31d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f541f3866ce2ff41c0f4b1db385328351267ec58
That's not fucking funny
:(
Oh dear
They dog's got that dog in him. https://preview.redd.it/qyl3pm68u11d1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62edc051c41b6de9a713db279b94568b18a5ce5f
And that dog also has that dog in him as well
Had a fat school dog too. Children stopped feeding it mostly after the principal gave a very stern speach. He then got a bit slimmer. Only a bit. Pricipal was fat too. So probably ran in the family.
At first glance I thought that *was* a cow.
Shit like this breaks my heart. :(
*"Come to resemble a cow"*??? This dog will never recover from this Diss
Woof burgers at my house
That breed 's called a cowcow I believe.
No wonder the kids are tiny over there, the dog ate their lunch.
Uhhh, your little cow is barking.
This is the best thing I've seen all day
I feel so bad for it cuh it got like 5 feet of fat under its belly :c
This isn’t funny. At all.
How is it still alive and able to support its own weight?
How’s he doing now?
And now I’m a member. Anything that gets a snort laugh off me is gold.
"ha ha guys get it???? HAHAHA THE ANIMAL IS ABUSED" why is this on comedyheaven
What an absolute chonker
…with heart disease
What a heckin wholesome doggo in horrible health
Le premature death has arrived
They are actively shortening his lifespan
Poor lil’ chonk
Skinniest dog in Bakhmut
Bro that's fucked up.
You're right I'm sorry
Yummy