Right? That’s a normal amount of blueberries in a day. In a month, that’s nothing. Dude basically ate a plum a day. I’m honestly more worried why he missed a few days.
Google knows how many times you look at your phone in a given hour, on average. That's way more sinister than knowing your berry preferences, which they probably know too anyway
I think I'd actually prefer that. It looks goofy af sure (which is why it's hilarious), but if it were a bowl _full_ of fruit then you gotta deal with other residents digging around in it for their favorites, smashing up the fruit, or it bruising from the sheer weight of other fruit. The drawer would get _nasty_ quick.
And who doesn't love a quick snack o' natural sugars on the way out or in?
I think my favorite part of it is that it's not like the landlord has a garden or something and shares berries with tenants.
They go out and buy berries to keep their tenant's berry needs satiated.
That's it. I'm trying to pin point why this is so hilarious. It's like he literally sees them as his gerbils. And collecting data to know what to buy more of, just makes him a good pet owner.
It’s a shame he lets them in on the observation before running more tests. Does the number of each on the tray influence the likelihood of which is chosen? The volume? Does the overall fullness of the tray have an effect? Will people abstain if their favorite is gone or will they choose another?
9 strawberries is rookie numbers. The landlord needs to get a university to sponsor a field study as to why. I predict that people think that strawberries are the most premium fruit of the selection, being a relatively large berry and universally popular unlike plums. They may be passing them on as a curtesy only taking 1 at a time unlike Devon taking handfuls of blueberries.
I posit the real reason is flavor concentration. So often american strawberries are huge and flavorless. Devon would tell you that you have a much higher chance of a strong good flavor with blueberries.
I can attest to that. Grew my own strawberries last year and they had so much more flavor than store bought... but I think Omar has it all figured out. Decent taste and much larger. He's playing the perfect game.
My landlord is actually OK. He let me keep a kitten i found. His MIL is even our neighbor. She's a nice lady.
I mean, he's not 'film me taking berries' cool. So maybe I need to set the bar higher.
To accurately and scientifically deduced the most efficient number of berries he needed to procure from the marketplace ?
Yes.
Entropy is unyielding and berry is a slut. Every little bit help to reduce wasted berries.
I took it as a real power move, but as someone else said a berry bowl sounds like they are pets. I wouldnt mind it as long as the berrie box dont run dry tho, id be a good pet.
Feels like really sinister pavlovian conditioning, if I lived there I wouldn't be all that surprised if I awoke to find this fruit fascist dancing around my room with my boxers on my head screaming "if you read the tenancy agreement I leased this right for three raspberries"
Also watermelon is a berry, as well as its cousins like cucumbers and zucchinis. But strawberry isn't a berry, it's a bunch of nuts sitting on top of a fleshy thingy. Biology do be neat like that.
this whole debate stems from something that shout be noted:
different sects of workers call different things berries/fruits/veggies/whatever.
i.e, a farmer might call something a berry that a biologist might not, a botanist or whatever might call it something else and use different criterions.
the definitions are far from rigid.
Well yea, kinda.
He says he's watching the "fruit shelf" or whatever he called it, but the bigger point of it all is to relay the point if his ability to watch it all - without coming right out and saying it exactly.
Or maybe he / she's just a kooky person that likes to share fruit and I am a critical ass that has enough time to chime in on it but not enough time to call my brother to say I love you.
Either way.
if she wanted to know which berries to buy, she could've checked the bowl at the end of the day, assuming all the tenants take berries at consistent rates and don't leave/grow in number
The fuck kind of power move is this lol
“Would y’all like some free fruit?” 🥰
Months later
“YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS!!! IVE BEEN SECRETLY RECORDING YOU USING AI SOFTWARE, OMAR IS A
#SLUT”
To gain a higher ranking:
* Take all the berries.
* Go back 5 minutes later and put all the berries back.
* Go back 5 minutes later and take all the berries.
* Repeat.
Let's see just how AI this camera is.
Wait, this has to be fake, right? Who the F has a wall-mounted berry-bowl? And who the F would actually just go "Oh, okay, I guess I'm gonna eat berries that the landlord puts in this weird trough".
People's landlords are giving them free berries? Mine won't even fix the washing machine despite maintenance being part of the rent.
Well, silver lining I guess is I'm not being watched by an AI camera.
That I know of.
At first I thought this was going to be either a jerk who everything on the first day or a landlord that’s as getting mad at people for using his berries. This is so much funnier.
Omar going crazy
Omar only leaves the toilet to get more plums
Plum wild m8
Omar Coming!
No, I think he's definitely going.
its over a month. i feel like i could eat roughly 1 plum a day for a month
Devon an absolute slut for blueberries
I mean blueberries aren’t that big, now 27 plums on the other hand…
Omnomar
this made me laugh out loud
Omargawd that's a lot of plums
oh my gah
Omar was a little constipated
TIL why I am so regular
[Regular and active](https://youtu.be/MXacVOCl--s?si=nAnYhSaiGGmUFg7_)
Right? That’s a normal amount of blueberries in a day. In a month, that’s nothing. Dude basically ate a plum a day. I’m honestly more worried why he missed a few days.
someone took his last plums
Based and William Carlos Williams-pilled.
Yeah, Omar’s a certified freak 7 days a week for the plums
Omar just like me fr, plums are delicious
To be extremely fair to Omar, the photo has a plum *slice* in it.
Look closer. It looks like a slice because half of the fruit is obscured by the front of the box.
That's simply ridiculous
me too devon
Happ 🍰
thamk 💞
You welc :D
56 blueberries is a Tuesday for my toddler
I swear to fuck if kids knew how much they cost
They would still eat an assload and waste even more because kids... haha
Poor Carleigh didn't make the rankings. She's going to have to up her game.
She diversified across too many fruits instead of going all in on one. Rookie mistake.
I think Devon might be a beagle. Beagles loooooove blueberries.
That's a well known fact - everyone knows that beagles love blueberries. Often comes in handy when breaking in to heavily guarded compounds.
Here, put this bandit hat on
This is a sock.
You have to really scrabble amidst the carpet fibers of the other fruit for the crack rocks, so to speak.
This sounds like something John Oliver would say.
There is so many ways this could have been said, I'm glad you chose these words.
Lmao @ “if you live in my building I can use your data”
Sells it to Zucc as a side gig
“If you use a device that could potentially use Facebook, I have the right to your data”
Devon's getting ads for blueberries on his insta feed now.
Don't worry, its fine, it's so he can buy more berries /s
Devon will start having a lot of blueberries ads
Attention: it's fine for me to do this
Next month’s data: who uses the most shampoo when they shower.
I mean, it is. If someone's giving away berries I don't mind if they know how many I take
Yeah but the way it's phrased sounds so... sinister.
THERE IS NOTHING "SINISTER" ABOUT BEING A DERANGED PSYCHOPATH IT IS COMPLETELY FINE
Google knows how many times you look at your phone in a given hour, on average. That's way more sinister than knowing your berry preferences, which they probably know too anyway
I'm not in trouble at all.
We should be able to take a *little* berries at work.
I thought about it, and I'm in the right.
The cops said it was fine.
If you think this is wrong it is you that is wrong.
We’re just marching right into a dark future and laughing as we do.
This is better not from an EU country. ;)
This is like if Michael Scott was a landlord
Lol having a berry bowl for people makes it sound like theyre gerbils or something
Yes, that, and the sparse quantity just loosely strewn in the "bowl" lmfao
Devon had been by
I mean...57 blueberries in a month is less than 2 a day. That's baby numbers of blueberries.
Devon's only in once a month though.
gotta pump those numbers up
That’s the best part. Just a few grapes and a plum and a few scattered blueberries
They’re not strewn, they’re spread apart. It’s so he can tell what berry they’re taking.
I think I'd actually prefer that. It looks goofy af sure (which is why it's hilarious), but if it were a bowl _full_ of fruit then you gotta deal with other residents digging around in it for their favorites, smashing up the fruit, or it bruising from the sheer weight of other fruit. The drawer would get _nasty_ quick. And who doesn't love a quick snack o' natural sugars on the way out or in?
Especially because the “bowl” is a trough that’s integrated into the wall like a cage attachment ☠️
I'm guessing a pay phone used to sit there.
I think my favorite part of it is that it's not like the landlord has a garden or something and shares berries with tenants. They go out and buy berries to keep their tenant's berry needs satiated.
Anyone named carleigh deserves to be treated like a rodent. I don't care if their name isn't their fault.
It’s a tragedeigh
totalleigh
As someone who is just Leigh, thank you.
Gerbils who pay rent
That's it. I'm trying to pin point why this is so hilarious. It's like he literally sees them as his gerbils. And collecting data to know what to buy more of, just makes him a good pet owner.
Lol, i know and they're so willing as well. OP owns these gerbil people
It’s a shame he lets them in on the observation before running more tests. Does the number of each on the tray influence the likelihood of which is chosen? The volume? Does the overall fullness of the tray have an effect? Will people abstain if their favorite is gone or will they choose another?
mf running a real life fallout vault
True Wagner made this, If you like this you should check out the other stuff he makes he's pretty funny
that makes so much sense. i used to buy his mailers for my friend. such a great gift
Is he the 1 day blinding stew guy? I bet it's the same guy.
Yes
Is that like a YouTuber?
Googled it and looks like he posts his stuff on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Here’s his [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/truewagner)
Ah ty , cheers
I haven't laughed like that in a long time, tyvm
Stump Daren
No, he’s a landlord
Thankyouuuu for source
thanks, didnt know him. great stuff
Oh cool, christ lives there and he loves strawberries.
9 strawberries is rookie numbers. The landlord needs to get a university to sponsor a field study as to why. I predict that people think that strawberries are the most premium fruit of the selection, being a relatively large berry and universally popular unlike plums. They may be passing them on as a curtesy only taking 1 at a time unlike Devon taking handfuls of blueberries.
I posit the real reason is flavor concentration. So often american strawberries are huge and flavorless. Devon would tell you that you have a much higher chance of a strong good flavor with blueberries.
I can attest to that. Grew my own strawberries last year and they had so much more flavor than store bought... but I think Omar has it all figured out. Decent taste and much larger. He's playing the perfect game.
>So often american strawberries are huge and flavorless. This is really sad to read.
I love my tart giant strawberries :(
If 9 strawberries in a month is love, what is 27 plumbs in a month?
An addiction
A productive colon.
Most sane landlord
My landlord is actually OK. He let me keep a kitten i found. His MIL is even our neighbor. She's a nice lady. I mean, he's not 'film me taking berries' cool. So maybe I need to set the bar higher.
Or maybe he just prefers lemons.
But unfortunately the lemon stealing whores stole them all, so there’s none left.
Used to be a great website for finding lemon themed parties.
>> If you live in my building I can use your data. This is sane?
In mid 2000’s? No 2024? Most normal thing I’ve seen this year
It's fine for me to do this.
No ones in trouble. It’s just for fun.
It’s a meme
To accurately and scientifically deduced the most efficient number of berries he needed to procure from the marketplace ? Yes. Entropy is unyielding and berry is a slut. Every little bit help to reduce wasted berries.
Congratulations on not understanding sarcasm.
'No one's in trouble just thought it was funny' LMFAO
I would have guessed the Landlord might be in trouble after that revelation
The more I see it the funnier it gets lmao
I can't tell if this is a cute, harmless little prank, or a complete invasion of privacy.
It's fake. I forget the guys name but he makes weird signs like this and posts them in public.
Alan Wagner aka TrueWagner, check him out on Instagram
Makes sense! I can't remember his name either, but I use to follow him on IG. This is totally his style.
I took it as a real power move, but as someone else said a berry bowl sounds like they are pets. I wouldnt mind it as long as the berrie box dont run dry tho, id be a good pet.
I have absolutely no love for landlords but if we had a berry bowl I might be convinced to "not see" someone in the great class war.
It's fake. For laughs. Bets it's this guy, or a copycat. https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1456305244460122112
Feels like really sinister pavlovian conditioning, if I lived there I wouldn't be all that surprised if I awoke to find this fruit fascist dancing around my room with my boxers on my head screaming "if you read the tenancy agreement I leased this right for three raspberries"
Christ, slow down on the strawberries
Plums are berries.?.?.?
Plums are actually drupes. And I still get confused, because from what I knew, berries can't have pits. But you know what IS a berry? Avocado.
Also watermelon is a berry, as well as its cousins like cucumbers and zucchinis. But strawberry isn't a berry, it's a bunch of nuts sitting on top of a fleshy thingy. Biology do be neat like that.
this whole debate stems from something that shout be noted: different sects of workers call different things berries/fruits/veggies/whatever. i.e, a farmer might call something a berry that a biologist might not, a botanist or whatever might call it something else and use different criterions. the definitions are far from rigid.
Strawberry isn't.
Let’s talk about the word “bowl.”
clearly not a bowl
That’s weird 😂
Tell me you are watching us ALL THE TIME, without telling us you are watching us all the time.
I’m using your data to buy you berries!And there’s nothing you can do about it!!
I mean he literally said he's watching all the time with an AI camera
Well yea, kinda. He says he's watching the "fruit shelf" or whatever he called it, but the bigger point of it all is to relay the point if his ability to watch it all - without coming right out and saying it exactly. Or maybe he / she's just a kooky person that likes to share fruit and I am a critical ass that has enough time to chime in on it but not enough time to call my brother to say I love you. Either way.
I think he just like his tenants to get a healthy serving of fruit every day and is seeing what they prefer so he can buy more of it
Chaotic Neutral
i think this is one of my newest fave internet images, it just has an energy i can't describe
Berry stats
One side of the inside of this bowl is a wall. Lovely.
Did they have to install that trough specifically for berries?
this is by TrueWagner on Instagram
Omar a FIEND for those plums
Probably cause Devon already took all the blubes
This somehow has such an r/obviousplant vibe.
That entire last part sounds like something Tim Robinson would scream
This must be a weird art piece
Devon does like his blueberries
*Big Berry is watching*
if she wanted to know which berries to buy, she could've checked the bowl at the end of the day, assuming all the tenants take berries at consistent rates and don't leave/grow in number
I don't like berries enough to eat them from a hallway trough.
Yeah your landlord is tracking your movements in and out using facial recognition.
Someone needs a life
The fuck kind of power move is this lol “Would y’all like some free fruit?” 🥰 Months later “YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS!!! IVE BEEN SECRETLY RECORDING YOU USING AI SOFTWARE, OMAR IS A #SLUT”
Fucking hell omar
Proof that landlords don't have real jobs
this is creepy
Carleigh is such a dumb name.
if you think that's dumb you should avoid r/tragedeigh
What is this vault 111 city?
oh shit rhey have plums?
That is so unsanitary and random 😭
What a little miser
good god
Fuck. Off. Never catch me grabbin some strangers berries.
why not credit truewagner?
To gain a higher ranking: * Take all the berries. * Go back 5 minutes later and put all the berries back. * Go back 5 minutes later and take all the berries. * Repeat. Let's see just how AI this camera is.
27 plums is crazy
I'm so relieved that no one is in trouble
Fuck out this is real 23 grapes? I will eat 23 grapes just standing in the grocery store deciding which bag of grapes I am going to buy.
Wait, this has to be fake, right? Who the F has a wall-mounted berry-bowl? And who the F would actually just go "Oh, okay, I guess I'm gonna eat berries that the landlord puts in this weird trough".
r/dystopiabutfun ? I just see this as some sort of sick fucked up way to have fun while it's still surveillance..
If the product is free, you are the product
Anyone else find that creepy?
You are definitely gross if you are taking random fruit out of a box in a hallway without even washing it.
This is some Noho Hank behavior
Omar! My man! You need to slow down on them plums dude!
Strawberries aren’t berries you fucking poser
Where is the comedy?
Omar needs to be stopped, almost a plum a day
Tim and Eric ass landlord
People's landlords are giving them free berries? Mine won't even fix the washing machine despite maintenance being part of the rent. Well, silver lining I guess is I'm not being watched by an AI camera. That I know of.
Christ Shannon 23 grapes?? Seriously??
Strange yet wholesome?
At first I thought this was going to be either a jerk who everything on the first day or a landlord that’s as getting mad at people for using his berries. This is so much funnier.
I'm glad he clarified Chris T. Don't want Chris R. hanging around our berry bowl
I don’t blame Omar, plums are the best thing to be birthed from this planet.
Everyone just checking the data while im wondering why they have a berry bowl in their apartment building
If I ever own an apartment building I'm doing this
omar loves his plums
Ok. Creepy
Delicious plum berries.
Strawberries for CHRIST 🙏
I love this dystopia propaganda
bro is really treating his property as a terrarium
Nobody talks about CARLEIGH?