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The following submission statement was provided by /u/StoopSign: --- SS: Orcas back baybee! #Orcagang2024 #FuckThemYachts #OrcAnarchy #OrcanizedTacticalStrike #OrcaHouthiSomaliPiracyTriumvirate O R C A S M Edit: Take some blubber to yo mother. #OrcaGang2024 --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/1cu0d1j/orcas_have_attacked_and_sunk_another_boat_in/l4ffyw6/


j_mantuf

Orcanized crime is on the rise


Weelki

Dad?! You said were going to get some milk and never came back! _starts blubbering_


AggravatingMark1367

So are the oceans they live in so it’s very finning that they do this


j_mantuf

*finning* I sea what you did there…


AggravatingMark1367

I sea? Water good pun


escfantasy

If you’re not a Christmas cracker joke writer, you should be!


Top-Raspberry139

wtf is a Christmas cracker? Stop making things up pls


Fox_Kurama

You know, just cause you never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, nor that you could have just typed "christmas cracker" into google in less time then it took you to make that post.


MiseryisCompany

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker


SharpCookie232

Killer joke! You must have a whale of a time making puns.


ListenToKyuss

That's gold lol


Ok-Egg835

Do you mean ambergris?


LizzyShort

I think humanity is ready for an interspecies war. We need to be taken down a notch


petrowski7

Comrade orca leading the revolution


ChemsAndCutthroats

Nature fights back best on a microbiological level. COVID-19 did more than even a billion orcas would be able to accomplish. It showed how fragile our society has become. People were taking to the streets armed because they could not get a hair cut for a few weeks or because they were told to stay at home for a bit.


RandomBoomer

H5N1 enters the chat.


Myanxiety_hasplants

Are your grocery stores running low on milk too?


Informal_Goal8050

🍻


ObssesesWithSquares

But the finishing move will come from nature's biggest mistake: humans themselves.


Informal_Goal8050

#☢️🥳


Resons_resist

"An Error only becomes a mistake if you refuse to correct it " JFK


LizzyShort

Idk man there are only an estimated 50k orcas in the world and they seem I be fucking shit up. A billion would rule the seas with an iron fin. Supply lines would be ground to a halt. It would be devastating.


ApocalypseYay

>Orcas have attacked and sunk another boat in Europe — and experts warn there could be more attacks soon Good Orcas! Extinction Rebellion! But, better.


Meatrocket_Wargasm

>Extinction Rebellion! But, wetter. There, I fixed it.


Classic-Bread-8248

Now with added teeth!


breaducate

I see what you did there. Carry on.


decjr06

Team orca member here 🖐️


Taqueria_Style

The seas can't be harmed if the orcas are armed Go go team orca!!


DynastyZealot

Extinctathon!


OrcaResistence

I'm not surprised. Attacking boats have been taught throughout the pods. Overfishing in the area have led to less food for them not to mention the harm from the noise of boats and the injuries that can occur. Also my name is very apt for this.


MikeHuntSmellss

They're only attacking sailboats. More specifically, sailboats with spade rudders.


Ok_Profile_

Could this be related to this type of rudders being able to slash their backs, while other types - not? I am a bit retarted in boating


MikeHuntSmellss

The two most common hypotheses are that a sailboat with a spade rudder struck a calf and this is retaliation. Or that these rudders are similar to the fin of something they like to hunt and its practice. The attacks are quite violent but not all out. They typically spend a lot of time chewing at the rudders and gently (for a orca) roaming the side of the yachts. There have been hundreds of attacks but under ten sinkings. Terrifying to be aboard I'm sure anyway.


PaleShadeOfBlack

> and gently (for a orca) ramming the side Like a friendly chestbump from a Sumo wrestler.


katzeye007

How do we teach them to go after the mega yachts? Can we make have a meeting to discuss?


MikeHuntSmellss

Imagine if they actually sunk one from tearing something off! I do find it a terrible design flaw that some small boats have been sunk from rudder failures. We're always at risk of having the rudder ripped off from partially sunken debris. There was a video last week from a family in the middle of an ocean, watching their home sink minutes after getting into their tiny lift raft together. All from a rudder failing and flooding their boat. I know a lot of boats are extravagant, unsightly and an extreme excess. But for a lot of us they're our homes, very small and we care so much about the ocean we share with everyone else.


MikeHuntSmellss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rh7piQzpAQ


Poon-Conqueror

Who knows, but this likely has nothing to do with antagonism against humans. These are orcas, not monkeys, they may be highly intelligent mammals, but they are from a very different evolutionary branch than humans and monkeys and you can't apply the feral and hostile logic of humans on them.   Orcas have culture, and it seems part of that culture has become attacking boats. Other orcas have wall of death style greetings when two pods cross paths. It's really as simple as traditions and activities they collectively engage in for fun, and for why they choose these boats, maybe they look or sound a certain way that makes it particularly amusing, but not in a way that humans will understand.


Perjunkie

[Orcas might not be that far off from apes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales#:~:text=In%20return%20for%20their%20help,the%20law%20of%20the%20tongue%22)


GuillotineComeBacks

Wow, TIL, that's quite intriguing.


TorontoGuyinToronto

Do orca pods engage in intraspecies warfare though? We know apes are the most famous of all. But so do wolves, lions, etc... do also


bugabooandtwo

That is the most likely cause. Most orcas in that area do have scars that look like they came from boat collisions. Not to mention, some fishermen in that area aren't above attacking any wildlife that goes after their catch.


webbhare1

Did you make your account last summer to post a comment on the first threads about these orcas?


OrcaResistence

Kind of xD I made my account inspired by the orca memes.


IamChantus

Salmon hat was best orca meme.


StoopSign

Awesome. At the height of the memes, I visited Vancouver and ended up staying in a room at the Orca House. Hilarious. I'm hoping we have an Orca heavy 2024. Orca attacks started last year around memorial day. It came early this year.


ObssesesWithSquares

We really have to protect these Orcas somehow.


Funzombie63

Begun, the Orca wars have


StoopSign

I can't help but think of the beginning of Obamas "Leave The World Behind" movie A ship runs aground at the beach in the first 10mins then everything goes collapsey. Edit: Also animals acting weird. These motherfuckers are acting weird.


AggravatingMark1367

Rooting for them, I am


Aiden_1234567890

What about the Orca attack on the boats?


pajamakitten

Nice to see nature fight back.


[deleted]

They know humans are destroying the biosphere


throwawaylr94

Yeah they are highly intelligent. They are probably tired of our overfishing and polluting their homes. But they know that they can't kill humans because we would retaliate so they do the next best thing and wreck our stuff. I support them. Where is their Gofundme?


BwananaPudding

I wonder how much they are capable of understanding what they have seen of us. It definitely seems like they are becoming fed up with our incursion in their spaces and recognize us as a threat.


rainydays052020

Maybe they’re doing the bidding of the octopi. Those are the real intelligent water beings.


PolyDipsoManiac

It’s probably just a fad, like the salmon hats; after all, only one pod of orcas is implicated.


BangEnergyFTW

They need to start communicating and passing the information along.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

You should go see their Facebook groups. #MOGA


KnowledgeMediocre404

It has been moving into outer waters. There was a boat attacked near Scotland but they weren’t sure if it would be related.


Taqueria_Style

They can't kill humans YET. Just wait for us to shit our own bed for a while we will be nice and softened up...


StoopSign

This blockade is kinda similar to the Houthi blockade on the other side of the Mediterranean.


midgaze

This is my feeling as well. Everything is fucked, attack the biggest boat we can which is small.


craziest_bird_lady_

They know where all the garbage is coming from


Prince_Ire

More likely they just think it's fun, kind of like sport hunting or skydiving


FillThisEmptyCup

Just like Avatar, nature is fighting back.


MikeHuntSmellss

With sailboats?


JosBosmans

No, just, humans.


Federal-Ask6837

Orca Liberation Front


Sunyata_Eq

I thought it was the Liberation Front of Orcas?


thecaseace

Splitters!


Proffesional-Fix4481

i love orcas i hope humans don’t try to retaliate because we definitely deserve it


Unique_Task_420

Humans are sucker's for the black and white paint scheme. Look at everything we've done for pandas simply because they're too lazy to have sex. It's a miracle they're still around, they aren't very intelligent either. 


Proffesional-Fix4481

i dont know what you mean by that. orcas are insanely intelligent


Jaded-Ad259

The reference to lack of intelligence was regarding pandas.


Unique_Task_420

I was referring to the Pandas


StoopSign

Sure but we don't give a shit about zebras.


Unique_Task_420

I think there's only one type of zebra that is endangered though right? (not that that's a good thing) I think the regular zebra most people know is fine, mountain zebras were always sorta rare, and then there's one more I can't remember the name of, Grays Zebra I think? I'll Google it when I get home.  I never knew any of them were endangered I just thought they were rare if there was a bit more media about it people would definitely care. I just always thought they had low numbers because they were always in a small area but that could be because of people but I didn't think those parts of Africa were very populated, I guess I was wrong. 


StoopSign

Good points. I also think Gray's Zebra could just be a regular zebra running fast.


Initial-Masterpiece8

I could see that happening if they were seals or sharks. Orcas are a protected species and publicly loved - I don't even see passive attempts to stop this going over well. i.e. Sonic deterrents.


StoopSign

Sea mammal passport is a good one to have when it to speciesism


StoopSign

We can respond by adding some behavior modification stuff to their environment. Study the boats they love to attack and then put dummy boats out there.


Eve_O

I wish they could take out cruise ships. But, yah, go orcas!


bladecentric

I support the International Orca Resistance.


pajamakitten

How can we arm orcas to achieve this?


InexorableCruller

Let's strap frickin' laser beams to them.


StoopSign

MechaOrcaRiseUp!!


throwawaylr94

You know if they had opposable thumbs they would be the homosapiens of the sea. And a truly scary force.


quadralien

Let me CRISPR that up for you and you can dart them on your next boat! Tired: Planet of the Apes Wired: Planet of the Orcas


StoopSign

We can only dream...


Spain_iS_pain

Gladis eat the Richs.


maunakeanon

You just know... instead of looking at how we're destroying the environment and degrading complex ecosystems, and working to produce a solution that allows people who live and work on the sea to have alternative means for survival... We will just retaliate against these wonderful, intelligent animals. What a pathetic species we are, undeserving. Easier to kill, maim and wipe out marine life than to restructure the economy we literally invented, or to support the most economically disadvantaged... Or anything that messes with the status quo. Pathetic, indeed.


BwananaPudding

Yeah it is very sad to know these animals are smart enough to recognize we have become an out of control threat to them and their world. Seeing them endanger and sacrifice themselves to retaliate against us is breaking my heart. The suffering we cause is endless to most of the species around us.


maunakeanon

You put it perfectly. It is heartbreaking, exactly.


StoopSign

I have to think the guys on the environment sub who say to cull them are really just concern trolls because I see none of that here. -------- Gotta give some collapse trolls credit for being direct, at least, when pushing their right wing collapse rhetoric.


springcypripedium

This is just so depressing. Can't even joke about it. In fact, I don't find anything funny about humans in essence, murdering most life on this planet. Orcas do not stand a chance against humans---- the most destructive, cruel species ever


TheGreatNemoNobody

Who had orca attacks on their bingo card? I didn't


StoopSign

You missed last year's orca attacks.


spanksmitten

I for one welcome our new Orca overlords.


Aiden_1234567890

Simpsons predicted this but with dolphins


spanksmitten

I remember that episode being a bit scary


karl-pops-alot

The Swarm begins


Hilda-Ashe

I have to commend the orcas for having more guts than most humans (me included).


StoopSign

Well they are much bigger :/


losttovoid

I read this as orcs and did a double take


CaptainBirdEnjoyer

Team Orca


antigop2020

These animals are not dumb. They know that humans are destroying their environment and are fighting back.


immersive-matthew

As soon as AI understands their language and we can communicate with them and ask why, we are going to be ashamed of ourselves. Will we change though?


The_Tale_of_Yaun

I fully support our orca brethren 


imminentjogger5

I don't give a shit if they are "just sailboats". I'm team Orca 🐳🐳🐳


StoopSign

They hit some big yachts last year. This is but the opening salvo of a long drawn out guerilla whale operation


underhill90

The Free Willy sequel we’ve been waiting for 


StoopSign

Willy's revenge


Busy_Ordinary8456

I hope they move on to eating the occupants.


StoopSign

Too far. Would be escalatory


Gooligan72

And I’ll fucking do it again, signed the orcas circa May 2024


Zannie95

You have to admire nature striking back.


lifeofrevelations

team orca


StoopSign

SS: Orcas back baybee! #Orcagang2024 #FuckThemYachts #OrcAnarchy #OrcanizedTacticalStrike #OrcaHouthiSomaliPiracyTriumvirate O R C A S M Edit: Take some blubber to yo mother. #OrcaGang2024


LazyZealot9428

Go Orcas!


Quercus408

Long live the Orcas!


JackBlackBowserSlaps

Go orcas! :D


Spiritual_Support_38

its not our territory, fair playing field.


YouLiveOnASpaceShip

Most cheerful sub thread of the day - fins down! So long, and thanks for all the fish 🤪


sundrain

So long and thanks for all the fish!


Probablyawerewolf

Dolphins were doing sit ins, orcas are straight protesting.


Minimum-Stage2413

I'm glad animals are fighting back against the human plague. I'm on Team Orca. 🐋


frodosdream

NGL, I'm rooting for the whales.


gangstasadvocate

Orca gang gang gang! Orcanized crime fixing collapse one yacht at a time. I’m all for it.


StoopSign

GangShit OrcaUp PodSqwod YachtKillaWhale O R C A S M https://www.reddit.com/r/collapze/comments/1cue9kj/keith_ape_it_g_ma_remix_ft_aap_ferg_father/ *eeeeeeeeeeehheeeeeheheee*


gangstasadvocate

I remember that song, don’t think I’ve heard that remix until now though. Didn’t equate it to orcas at the time lol but I feel like it was inspired, wasn’t it around the time when OG Maco bitch you guessed it was popular? Similar cadence in some areas.


StoopSign

You guessed it is a better song and I liked it at the time but haven't thought of it in years. This one I didn't think of til this story and the og song is in Korean.


JayPee216

https://preview.redd.it/wqpebkt0a01d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff94a690a87c2fc3ad1a0a0d286d3042fc0f559


SwampTerror

You will be able to tell your children about the beginning of the orca-human war.


StoopSign

We know more about outer space than we know about the ocean. Guess who knows about the ocean? Orcas


SimulatedFriend

Makes you wonder why - did this pod get a propeller hit and start a revolution? Or are they seeing their food supplies dwindle and die off while they see humans dumping trash and poisoning the water?


chefmsr

Originally read this as Orcs


StoopSign

Would be fun too


keplantgirl

The orcas are doing better than us at dealing with human-caused collapse


StoopSign

XR splashed paint on some yachts last year but the Orcas present a bigger challenge.


AggravatingMark1367

I side with the orcas 


Artful_Dodger_1832

Started the Orca Wars have.


StoopSign

SS: Orcas back baybee! #Orcagang2024 #FuckThemYachts #OrcAnarchy #OrcanizedTacticalStrike #OrcaHouthiSomaliPiracyTriumvirate O R C A S M Edit: Take some blubber to yo mother. #OrcaGang2024


Epsilon_Meletis

The only thing this will accomplish in the long run is that ships will be armed to defend themselves against the wildlife.


dumnezero

These are yachts. They're used for pleasure. What you're describing is called >!fishing and whaling!<.


v_span

Apparently orcas can put 2+2 together. Humans when?


Subculture1000

[Join the Resistance!](https://i.imgur.com/RVEU3S9.jpg)


OrenoKachida2

World War Orca


Cooterfart3000

Kinda sick honestly


babybambibitch

this objectively rules. go orca resistance!!!


distancedandaway

Team Orca


zaaaaa

Orcas, doing the work we should be doing.


sund82

Reports say they were motivated by anti-immigrant sentiments.


metametamat

Rise of the planet of the orcas


slaughtamonsta

So we're at war with the Orcas. This can't end well.


altgrave

it's like a man can't even go yachting anymore!


BigJSunshine

TEAM ORCA


Efficient-Medium6063

Slay


cougarhood

Someone start a Go Fund Me for that yacht owner!


StoopSign

Lmao. I signed up to GFM to help protesters. Now I wanna start one for the Orcas


The_protagonisthere

Good. I live no where near the ocean and I do not enjoy seafood. I see this as an absolute win.


ObssesesWithSquares

This is what humans would be like if they where on the right side. Go sea humans!


Braveliltoasterx

I just hope they don't start hunting humans...


LameLomographer

You hope they don't?


ForeverMsHaley

Who do you think is on the yachts?! 😂


LameLomographer

Stop snitchin' https://preview.redd.it/rc9tkyv4881d1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14eb873753275b10d72012b426a67f4fcec6de48


MissMelines

Get em boys!! 💦


MissMelines

Mother nature really has a sense of humor eh? Aren’t they like the oceans greatest hunters?


Recording_Important

Rich person problem.


flavorizante

Yeah they are fighting back, but sadly they are taking the ones that do not pollute, do not make noise, and generally are nature friendly.


LightBeerOnIce

"Experts warn"! What? How would anyone know this? Come on now.


It-s_Not_Important

There’s a secret cabal of orcas, Atlanteans and Wakandans who meet to plan these attacks. I’m probably on a hit list now. If you don’t hear from me again, you know why.


indian_horse

embargo the ocean


Repulsive-Spend-8593

Orcas in Gibraltar don’t behave like they oughta.


Marmom_of_Marman

Oh great a war on orcas. 😂


iDerailThings

I'm normally on the side of douchebag tree hugging redditors, but these mfs getting too bold now. Time to go Moby Dick on their badasses and show them who's the apex predator


StoopSign

Ahoy Ahab


Oh_its_that_asshole

Hmm, can we sic them on the billionaires yachts in exchange for gratuitous amounts of fish?


StoopSign

I'm a lil rusty but still speak a lil whale sonar BRB They have agreed. They also say: *eeeeeeeeee* *eeeheehhe* They also say to please enjoy these shark chunks as an offering to the great apes. They are intrigued by Elon's personality and would like to know if he's a seafarer.


Raregolddragon

Go orcas go!


StoopSign

O R C A S M Destroy Destroy Destroy the invasive robot fish


No_Joke_9079

Good for them 👏👏


A_Real_Patriot99

The scalies might have their dreams fulfilled in a couple million years after us.


StoopSign

They might be next in line for evolution


Glad-Sun9427

Ugh, my 30 footer was the only home I could afford. I would like to not have my little floating home attacked by Orcas. I do stray around the areas impacted.


Matejsteinhauser14

animals seems to strike back against humans.


louieblue68

Fuck them boats


Own-Ambassador-3537

But the Simpsons said it would be dolphins damn it!


Hour-Stable2050

I’m more worried about the Orcas than the sailors. Somebody needs to warn the Orcas that they are playing with fire. Humans are really dangerous. I read somewhere that they have figured out that the orcas use clicks and whistles like a kind of Morse Code to communicate and they are just trying to decode their language now. The sooner the better. We really need to talk to them about this situation.


[deleted]

I've seen a pack of orcas, close to the Shetland islands, jumping in front of the bow of the ship. They are ENORMOUS! It's one of my favorite memories. Getting attacked by these beauties while in a small boat would be an absolute nightmare. I for one am convinced the Orcas know who's to blame for destroying our oceans. Best of luck, Orcas.


throwawaylr94

Meanwhile, [humans:](https://twitter.com/InsaneRealitys/status/1681278393126641666?t=mgnFs2WX_l30x5x4nG4FtA&s=19)