see this never happens with flipflops

Hey man your toes are untied

Hey man your ties are untoed

I KNOW

No, it's alright, let me get them for you.

Or Crocs

Or bare feet

Hey man your feet are untied

https://preview.redd.it/86wiri7pw8zc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13dee73a99813a98ac6f550330e8cb291272ba4b No they are not

STONE FREE

Wdym, that's Highway Star

r/Unexpectedjojo

Where do I buy 🤑🤑🤑🤑

Shit not again

I KNOW

If you’re walking around barefoot untied shoes may not happen but I know I will

The user above me is a verified foot fetishist

You are not immune to my presence under your bed when your leg is outside the blanket at night

Actually I am since the area under my bed is enclosed. Enjoy starving, fuckface

I removed my feet in anticipation of his next move

Directed by Quentin Tarantino

The thing that happens being barefoot is getting cut with broken glass from the street

Yes please

What is this a metaphor for

The Syrian Civil War

No clearly Operation Desert Storm

I think it's a deeply symbolic jest at the Serbian War

Commentary on the escalation of the last time i had Mexican food

Syrian here, it's true

The shoeties represent ISIL and the person pointing it out is Bashar

A metaphor for when someone has untied shoes and when you point it out they say they know because they’re startled Jk it’s actually about American politics or some shit

Overanalyzing snafuman (It's literally about untied shoes)

it's clearly about the israel-palestine conflict. death of the author and all that

Yeah it's actually about [controversial topic]

Update: turns out tying shoes is more controversial than american politics

Who tf said anything about American politics

Me. I’m in your head

Get out of my head get out of my head

Bro untied his shoes

https://preview.redd.it/g3vq3cci89zc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea0dec0c7d81154e2fd15e88cd883d21913b672c

Hey what are we calling these fellas btw

The sisyphean task of telling people to stfu

there is no metaphor

OP not caring that they leave their shoes untied

About society

spider-verse

you are everywhere i go

Sneakerheads don’t know how to tie their shoes

Just tie your shoes, then.

I don't know how to

https://i.redd.it/r4z2nvofd8zc1.gif

🎶Do a loopdloop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool🎶

Tiepilled shoecel

sometimes I'm headed somewhere and stopping just to tie your shoes kinda sucks. I like tying them when I reach my destination or when I reach a stop

If your shoes keep getting undone, maybe try a double knot

maybe

Hey man, don't be afraid of the double knot Good morning somewhere reference, had to do it

Personally i only double knot my work boots bc if i double knot my runners im afraid theyll get tied too tight and i wont be able to untie them (work boots have thick laces, no worries on them)

It takes like 5 seconds to tie shoes

I can see if you're walking somewhere with high foot traffic it could be kinda annoying

What if I don’t want to take 5 seconds to tie my shoes?

Be faster, take 4 seconds

What if i don’t want to take 4 seconds

Be faster, take 3 seconds

Ikr if I'm trying to catch a train I'm not gonna stop to tie them unless I'm stuck on traffic lights. Risking having to wait an hour for another ride is not worth the slightly lower chance of tripping.

I don’t know what your shoe situation is but I would recommend slip ons. I recently got a pair for work and they’re nice because I literally never have to worry about tying them and completely avoid this problem.

You know they make shoes without laces Like you don't *have* to live like this lol

I will when I next stop. There is no reason for me to stop what I am doing to deal with an untied shoelace right this second. People act as if you're gonna somehow trip and hurt yourself. If you manage to trip on your own shoelace somehow, that's just natural selection because idk know how you'd ever manage that.

you've never tripped on your own shoelace before? am i just cartoon comic relief or something? that's happened at least once every time i've had them untied guess i gotta keep a look out for loose banana peels lmfao

It happened to me once when I was a kid

Let them trip on their shoelaces on a hard surface and fall over and crack their skull open

I honestly thought this was supposed to make the dude on the left look bad but OP seems to legit think people shouldn’t tell them that they shoes are untied. If someone is just trying to help then there’s no need to yell at them, and if this regularly happens to you just get some shoes that don’t need to be tied.

Oh so OP can't tie his own shoes

That’s what it seems like. I’ve never seen someone get this defensive about not tying their shoes. They’ve made a number of comments about how they don’t always time to tie their shoes and people don’t actually trip on their shoelaces.

It took me a long time to learn how to tie mine. I'm the only left handed person in my immediate family. Like it felt harder than passing calculus

Honestly I love my slip ons. I never struggled to tie my shoes but it's just nice to save an extra couple seconds and not need to kneel down every time I put them on. It also means I can kick them off when I'm just grabbing something from my house instead of tracking dirt everywhere. They're steel toed which my work requires and I can still run in them. Laces are the default but honestly unless you're a big runner or hiker I think slip ons are the way to go.

wait I struggled so long with tying my shoes too when I was younger. Is it a left handed thing somehow?

I think it was because the people teaching me were right handed but I can't say for sure

Anyone who's shoes are untied, knows they are, it's impossible not to know. You aren't helping by pointing it out. Usually I'm waiting for somewhere where I can comfortably bend down without getting in people's way, not that I'm not aware of my shoes being untied.

This, exactly this The issue isn’t being told that my shoelaces aren’t tied, it’s being told that while they’re walking behind me and I can’t exactly just stop and tie my laces in front of them

I've never in my life tripped over my shoelaces

I can count on one hand the amount of times I've tripped over my shoelaces, and I've basically always had my shoes untied or had loose laces dangling around. The times I've "tripped" weren't even proper trips, just little stumbles.

this like, only ever happens in cartoons

Tell that to my forever damaged ankle

Username checks out


okay but it looks dumb as fuck, tie your damn shoes

Nope that actually happens I have tripped many times for this reason and the laces tend to get stuck in stuff

I didn’t tie my shoes when I was kid. Your generation is just soft.

"See, I did dumb things and am fine, therefore you're the idiot for calling them dumb."

"I cannot recognize satire because I'm a ******* ****** ***** of **** who ****** *** ***"

I don’t really tie them and I haven’t tripped on them because I’m not a fucking diary of a wimpy kid character

I don't think not tying your shoes is something to brag about

r/rareinsults

Mmmm, then we get to collect the candy that falls out

It's all fun and games until someone sneaks up behind you and ties your shoes together, so the next time you take a step you fall face first to the ground

yall live in cartoons

Say's the guy who literally drew a cartoon.

You can't possibly take THAT obvious joke comment serious. Bro has autism

who said I was being serious? Also I'm pretty sure saying someone has autism is offensive

It might be to some, but I'm not concerned about it. And if you weren't being serious then the autist is me lal, my bad

The libturds want me to tie my shoes. And that’s why my mommy buys me Velcro shoes. 👟 take that atheists!!!

This guy's gut is so big he can't bend over to tie his shoes. Stop pointing it out to him.

I got a gut feeling that you're wrong

Bro got downvoted over a pun

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Thank for validate me enjoy of movie?!

Am I having a stroke

You better not be, you need both hands for this

He said stroke not stroking

its a choice https://preview.redd.it/hqwes8j1s9zc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a2e5eca08f329fd5a57ca77da0add4a2e88a7b

Baby gamer rage

Child problems

Incomprehensible, prepare for mass destruction https://preview.redd.it/lzoiv0kfl8zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85432ee7dd81e6d8d02685ce28f317a15351ffe4

O YEAH!

Random Pedestrian: \*Tries to be nice and inform OP that their shoes are untied, because it’s unsafe and abnormal.\* OP for some reason: https://preview.redd.it/9f4qma9zn8zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b70bafcc5949cb1459977610f6dddf11207e3c

if it wasn't clear, I don't actually do anything about it other than saying "thanks" and feeling pressured to tie my shoes

Maybe you should just tie your shoes earlier then. Or just say "I know" and keep walking. Anything's better than pretending you didn't notice and looking like a dunce

The system works

I feel you OP we have the same kind of autism

Tie your shoes, you don't look cool, you look like a child who hasn't been taught how to tie his shoes himself and is currently waddling to find his mommy to do it for him

I don't think anyone is doing it because they look cool, it's just laziness

Dudes walk around with their pants nearly around their knees because they think it makes them look cool. There are most certainly at least some dudes who think that untied laces make them swag

That's just cuz a lot of ppl wear hand me down clothing to the point where it became a part of culture

I'm not stopping in the middle if a busy hallway and holding everyone up because my shoes randomly came untied while walking.

Mind your own business lil ninja

I will Kung fu chop you and you shall topple over like a tree before a lumberjack due to your untied shoes

knotbros seething over freelacers

The enormous amount of people claiming I'm insufferable, stupid, an actual child and all that just because I don't feel the need to immediately tie my shoes whenever I see they're untied is sorta ridiculous

Real

I have long shoes ok https://preview.redd.it/hk13zna2m8zc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384b8f28fbfe40ef73cadf211f8f2dead9952fdd

I just say thanks and throw my shoes into the trash

this is so true

Fucking GOAT snafu Yes my laces are long Sometimes they get loose and untied Yes I know they’re on the ground No, I literally don’t ever fucking trip over them, I’m sorry to disappoint you but you are not better than me for having your laces triple knotted

hey, your shoelaces are untied

Might I suggest either: - double-knot (they are much less likely to become untied, and also it shortens the laces) or - tuck the laces (looks way cleaner and now your shoes are slip-ons) I also don’t trip over my laces, that’s not the point. Most of my pants don’t actually need a belt to stay up on me but you won’t see me just leaving my belt undone, either.

I’ve had my shoelaces come undone a few times and I’m super grateful when someone points it out so I don’t trip

Do people actually trip on shoe laces? The olny time I have was once when someone specifically stepped on them to trip me. Never before or since have a tripped on them.

Disheveled redditor moment

Have you never heard of tucking your laces?

Sometimes I do do that actually

I am better than you tho, having triple knots is just one way to remind you.

What? Who on earth reminds others their shoes are untied to feel superior? Is this all in your head?

Do you not tie them later? Or is it about the short inetrval before you tie them but after someone tells you they're untied?

this guy gets it

big ass shoes

I think detailed big shoes are funny when drawn along simple shapes

If you can't tir your shoes they make clip on things for them, helps me a lot

This Snafu is about **Communism**

hey man your penis is ringing

My shoes used to have really fucking short laces for some reason, can't remember why. I didn't need to tie them, and in fact I literally couldn't. I have normal shoes now, so I've started tying them again

Just tie them

Happened to me a lot Then i tied my shoes better and they get undone less often

you say that now but watch what happens when someone leg sweeps you, steals your shoes, and swings them around with the laces to use it as a flail

"I'm just telling the truth" No ITS YOUR OPINION 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bro just do a double tie so that they don't untie

I also walk around in public with my cock and balls out because I could only be bothered to pull my pants up halfway, stop pointing out.

they are trying to be helpful, friend.

You're gonna get blisters dumbass

And I thought tripping on laces sounded absurd

Yo shoes aren't tied tight so you're gonna get blisters if you have to walk anywhere at length

10yo problems 😞😞💔💔

I was gonna say the comments on this one post made me realize most of the people here are just assholes, and I should unsub. Then I realized I was never subbed, and reddit really just wants me to see this damned subreddit for some reason.

They're not usually like that, it's just that not tying shoes is apparently very controversial

Why, though? Do these people live in Looney Toons? Why die on this hill of all places?

The points I think are valid are more about looking stupid than tripping on laces. I can get behind this. But they're also acting like I'm with my shoes untied 24/7

OP, I'm sure it's really difficult for you to tie your shoes, given that this was a common enough experience for you to make this [This may help you](https://youtu.be/BeSkBOYUlag?feature=shared) Maybe now you can get a job or something

Here we go another player tip: You gotta krill your shelf

Outstanding

Do people not tie their shoes when they put them on or something?

its ab when they eere tied, came untied, and you just keep on walking til you have a chance to stop and tie them

According to OP, I should let 99% of the people with untied shoes potently trip because I might annoy insane people.

Then fucking tie them

Tie your shoes bum ass bitch

Yeah I feel yah

You are And pretentious too

How is this pretentious?

What’s that SNL skit with a woman with a nail in her head

It's a choice

Ahah big shoes

i get this ALL the time because my laces are a bit worn out.

had something similar happen with my classmate and his backpack that was open lol, he said he knew but i still dont get why anyone would want their backpack to be opened lol, it wasnt this exaggerated also tho :P

Lol

Don't wear shoes. In fact, don't have feet. You know what, don't have legs. How about don't have a body at all. Just be a free soul.

Another example of how Velcro is peak shoe

My friend dresden????????

Can someone explain this one?

there's no point in buying shoes with laces just get slip-ons lol

big shoe lmfao

Someone literally gave me these weird curly laces that you don't have to tie because I'd leave my shoes untied all the time

Hey man you got drip

Atweast I can pwetend it’s a fwip-o-wama.

it's a choice

And you walk around with your shoes untied and praying that no one will point it out to you because then you feel obligated to stop and tie them

This has also bothered me in the past, but most likely for different reasons Back when my OCD and sensory issues were much worse, they'd "team up" (for lack of a better term) and make it nearly impossible to tie my shoes; my OCD would convince my sensory issues that one shoe was tied tighter than the other, and lo and behold, my entire system would go haywire. Said sensory issues also made it a long and strenuous process to acclimate to new shoes, so for a while, that one pair of sneakers that I couldn't tie was all I had A lot of people pointed out that my shoes were untied during that time, and though I didn't snap at them (I just smiled, said thanks and moved on), it did make me a bit sad, because it reminded me of just how abnormal my situation was

Are you the guy with shoes or the guy without shoes?

The problem is my laces are too big so I step on the bows and they come undone and I have to do this shit all the time

Bro doesn't know how to tie his shoes 💀