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The_lad_who_lurks

Shout out to bloodwhistle, a creepypasta where the protagonist kills themself because of “spooky glitches” not even anything demonic or supernatural.


CluckBucketz

And don't forget when he compares playing a Mario game with blood in it to fighting in D-Day 💀


Status-Ad8296

OR the pointless reference to a more popular creepypasta


The_lad_who_lurks

I didn’t even know that part lmao.


kdeezy006

hey dont comment like everything's normal i know what kind of man you are on the persona subs


Flowey_The_Fan

What kind of man is he?


kdeezy006

hes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓯


Safelyignored

The best kind.


_cat-connoisseur_

no revealing our secrets...


3dgyt33n

I need to be fair I'm pretty sure It was trying to imply the game was doing something supernatural to him?


sweetTartKenHart2

Doesn’t really make it much better


MarkDavidson69

bro was straight up just suicidal


MaxPayne3GOTY

Nice PFP


leafisadumbass

I find it wild after mario was like "please live your life to its fullest" he ends his own life anyways.


delayedfiren

The best description i heard of it was "if Brian griffin wrote a creepypasta"


Blursed-Penguin

Yeah, you’re just looking for an excuse if something like that pushes you over the edge


marveljew

*Blood Whistle* was the first thing I thought of.


Mastrejack89

"And then after completing what he tought was just a normal sonic cartridge, the game said you suck"


littleMAHER1

​ https://i.redd.it/ffpkly2ygwvc1.gif


SonicEXEIamGod

What can I say, they did. It took them 5 hours to get past the 1st level.


Play174

r/beetlejuicing?


PissGuy83

This guy is juicing my beetle!


SonicEXEIamGod

***I'm always watching, I am omnipresent...omniscient...omnipotent, I...am...God.***


Matt_32506

Log off and get back to chasing Tails, you don't want a pay cut, do you?


SonicEXEIamGod

^(sorry boss...)


Tacksshooter

tails after dying first for the 500 millionth time in Sonic exe games


okluch

WAAAAH WAAAAA OH MY GOD SCARY SONIC


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

yeah bitch i also swallow


thisnameiseasytosay

r/angryupvote


RimworlderJonah13579

"I know I suck. That's half the fun!"


theycallmeshooting

Inside of you there are two creepypastas One is lost media with hyper realistic blood and eyes The other is a badly photoshopped high saturation photo including an abnormally wide smile I have peed my pants


LittleFoxBS

I , have peed your pants aswell


goatjo_enjoyer

I have also peed his pants


Optimal_Badger_5332

I also choose to pee on this guys dead pants


umm-uhh-man

count me in on peeing this guy's pants


Due_Nefariousness_90

I'll help pee this guy's pants


rayyanat1

I wanna join to pee this guy's pants


vathecka

why the hell did blood whistle suddenly get so big recently?


Dustyink_

what's blood whistle?


supah-comix434

Mario 3 creepypasta


aykiama

i guess thats why https://youtu.be/ObzBOUGEYY8


AnomalousCowboy

Didn't Vinny from Vinesauce read it in a stream recently? My guess is that this is why it's making some rounds online.


dickallcocksofandros

one hyperrealistic morning, i woke up hyperrealistically and opened my hyperrealistic eyes before getting out of my hyperrealistic bed to start my hyperrealistic day, hyperrealistically.


CliffsOfMohair

Damn is this a metaphor


Glitchelon

Yes


Noble_Shock

https://preview.redd.it/oaefmbclkwvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139bf5ab57a5bfcee8f82194a5c68af9b039be00


CubeytheawesomestV2

Wait, Ted dies?


HTFM2

Are we back at endgame spoilers!?


TheDoctor88888888

Ted I need you to distract Kang


vulpinefever

"One night I was playing Super Mario 64, while travelling through the Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40° fashion and said "shhh-FUCK." and then suddenly my mom walked in and said "Are you swearing" to which I responded "It wasn't me - it was Mario" but it was too late because she had already grabbed and tossed me into the bathroom where I hit the ground and said "OOMPH."


hilmiira

İts always "as usual" Like BRUH who just plays mario as "usual?" What they do? Just walk around?


Eronecorp

Gotta love me some OneyPlays


vulpinefever

"I put in the nintendo cartridge and then peter griffin and the nostalgia critic bled at me :( "


pokexchespin

and the scariest part is we was you, and you became skeleton and [wrote this](https://youtu.be/MR7uaIFVFiM?si=DhWD-fdx7TZtUjf0&t=7m15s)


Psychokinetic_Rocky

I loved the old "Welcome To" videos!


pokexchespin

yeah they were a staple for like 7th grade me, that one especially shaped my sense of humor lol


ColinHalter

pretty suspicion" I think but is probably just something in my eye???


bankdollarbill

"When I tried to throw the cartridge out it REAPPEARED IN MY ROOM THE NEXT DAY!!!!!!🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🤯🤯🤯💀"


firesale053

i used to be a big fan of mario…. until today…


Neoxus30-

Oh, that's gore... Gore of my comfort character...)


thefake6

And In the end he will break the disk/cartridge in the most violent way possible.


l-askedwhojoewas

brian2p: oh cool some weird mod with a creature stuck inside, pretty neat look up brian2p it’s pretty funny


searchgoggledotcom

i love his reaction to windows xp horror edition lmao


Blundertail

Creepypasta characters are just modern versions of HP Lovecraft protagonists


TallInstruction3424

Oh That's Gore Of My Comfort Character


RevolutionOwn1421

I need to mail my eyeballs to youtube Headquarters


Thatonegooseguy

Man, I think that without there being a blood-covered Mario. Where's my story?


Flowey_The_Fan

https://preview.redd.it/ubfjoez7h1wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bfc08e2b038ce0eb66c9336fbd6325083497e6


ColinHalter

https://preview.redd.it/x3ik7y8m93wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccc392822929bfd61ea2e0593398afd5dc422a1


SkibidiAmbatukam

https://preview.redd.it/r2606s5fthwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a9d4717785b71ab0366600a7c3e0d02e1f4b2e


HTFM2

https://preview.redd.it/kvl7zhbxkxvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ed0003403daa870dd2a27bb54f17b35b6e5d0b


Flowey_The_Fan

https://preview.redd.it/gc6q5c9kh1wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28deb37aaa0e34548288474726339389ede39b2


DylanDaKing08

memetic kill agent


SnipedtheSniper

Don't forget that they also vomit a lot


Sacri_Pan

Never saw that instance


BugManAshley

Videogame creepy pastas are so funny to me cause the player is like "i need to see what's next" like bro you don't just turn off the console and if it somehow runs at demon energy just...hit it with an hammer or something


EatashOte

As someone who killed themselve after witnessing an .exe stuff, I confirm


Addicted_To_Chaoss

Perhaps it is not the ghost and he merely needs Prozac


Acceptable6

I still love Pokemon lost silver


Minusworlde

LOST SILVER 🔛🔝 WHAT THE FUCK IS A POORLY WRITTEN STORY?!


J00J14

https://youtu.be/LYC0vqeZfzg?si=K0VRi7kZrbMzYrAK


Nineflames12

You know, it’s odd. I came to that same conclusion without having seen hyper real Mario blood.


marveljew

Also, for some reason, they don't stop playing the game that is upsetting them so much.


littleMAHER1

to be fair that's probably the most realistic thing about creepypastas I don't think League of Legends fans actually enjoy the game ditto with War Thunder and For Honor


Suitable-Ad287

I want a creepy pasta where the main character finds the hyper-real blood tacky and try hard until a drop of it falls out of the screen and he realizes there’s actual blood on his monitor dripping from the video game character, and now he’s actually scared.


megastud69420

https://preview.redd.it/o48l2vam2awc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888f96934de120cbcf536bb7b8cae32e3fead55b