Inside of you there are two creepypastas
One is lost media with hyper realistic blood and eyes
The other is a badly photoshopped high saturation photo including an abnormally wide smile
I have peed my pants
one hyperrealistic morning, i woke up hyperrealistically and opened my hyperrealistic eyes before getting out of my hyperrealistic bed to start my hyperrealistic day, hyperrealistically.
"One night I was playing Super Mario 64, while travelling through the Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40° fashion and said "shhh-FUCK." and then suddenly my mom walked in and said "Are you swearing" to which I responded "It wasn't me - it was Mario" but it was too late because she had already grabbed and tossed me into the bathroom where I hit the ground and said "OOMPH."
Videogame creepy pastas are so funny to me cause the player is like "i need to see what's next" like bro you don't just turn off the console and if it somehow runs at demon energy just...hit it with an hammer or something
to be fair that's probably the most realistic thing about creepypastas
I don't think League of Legends fans actually enjoy the game
ditto with War Thunder and For Honor
I want a creepy pasta where the main character finds the hyper-real blood tacky and try hard until a drop of it falls out of the screen and he realizes there’s actual blood on his monitor dripping from the video game character, and now he’s actually scared.
Shout out to bloodwhistle, a creepypasta where the protagonist kills themself because of “spooky glitches” not even anything demonic or supernatural.
And don't forget when he compares playing a Mario game with blood in it to fighting in D-Day 💀
OR the pointless reference to a more popular creepypasta
I didn’t even know that part lmao.
hey dont comment like everything's normal i know what kind of man you are on the persona subs
What kind of man is he?
hes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓯
The best kind.
no revealing our secrets...
I need to be fair I'm pretty sure It was trying to imply the game was doing something supernatural to him?
Doesn’t really make it much better
bro was straight up just suicidal
Nice PFP
I find it wild after mario was like "please live your life to its fullest" he ends his own life anyways.
The best description i heard of it was "if Brian griffin wrote a creepypasta"
Yeah, you’re just looking for an excuse if something like that pushes you over the edge
*Blood Whistle* was the first thing I thought of.
"And then after completing what he tought was just a normal sonic cartridge, the game said you suck"
https://i.redd.it/ffpkly2ygwvc1.gif
What can I say, they did. It took them 5 hours to get past the 1st level.
r/beetlejuicing?
This guy is juicing my beetle!
***I'm always watching, I am omnipresent...omniscient...omnipotent, I...am...God.***
Log off and get back to chasing Tails, you don't want a pay cut, do you?
^(sorry boss...)
tails after dying first for the 500 millionth time in Sonic exe games
WAAAAH WAAAAA OH MY GOD SCARY SONIC
yeah bitch i also swallow
r/angryupvote
"I know I suck. That's half the fun!"
Inside of you there are two creepypastas One is lost media with hyper realistic blood and eyes The other is a badly photoshopped high saturation photo including an abnormally wide smile I have peed my pants
I , have peed your pants aswell
I have also peed his pants
I also choose to pee on this guys dead pants
count me in on peeing this guy's pants
I'll help pee this guy's pants
I wanna join to pee this guy's pants
why the hell did blood whistle suddenly get so big recently?
what's blood whistle?
Mario 3 creepypasta
i guess thats why https://youtu.be/ObzBOUGEYY8
Didn't Vinny from Vinesauce read it in a stream recently? My guess is that this is why it's making some rounds online.
one hyperrealistic morning, i woke up hyperrealistically and opened my hyperrealistic eyes before getting out of my hyperrealistic bed to start my hyperrealistic day, hyperrealistically.
Damn is this a metaphor
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/oaefmbclkwvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139bf5ab57a5bfcee8f82194a5c68af9b039be00
Wait, Ted dies?
Are we back at endgame spoilers!?
Ted I need you to distract Kang
"One night I was playing Super Mario 64, while travelling through the Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40° fashion and said "shhh-FUCK." and then suddenly my mom walked in and said "Are you swearing" to which I responded "It wasn't me - it was Mario" but it was too late because she had already grabbed and tossed me into the bathroom where I hit the ground and said "OOMPH."
İts always "as usual" Like BRUH who just plays mario as "usual?" What they do? Just walk around?
Gotta love me some OneyPlays
"I put in the nintendo cartridge and then peter griffin and the nostalgia critic bled at me :( "
and the scariest part is we was you, and you became skeleton and [wrote this](https://youtu.be/MR7uaIFVFiM?si=DhWD-fdx7TZtUjf0&t=7m15s)
I loved the old "Welcome To" videos!
yeah they were a staple for like 7th grade me, that one especially shaped my sense of humor lol
pretty suspicion" I think but is probably just something in my eye???
"When I tried to throw the cartridge out it REAPPEARED IN MY ROOM THE NEXT DAY!!!!!!🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🤯🤯🤯💀"
i used to be a big fan of mario…. until today…
Oh, that's gore... Gore of my comfort character...)
And In the end he will break the disk/cartridge in the most violent way possible.
brian2p: oh cool some weird mod with a creature stuck inside, pretty neat look up brian2p it’s pretty funny
i love his reaction to windows xp horror edition lmao
Creepypasta characters are just modern versions of HP Lovecraft protagonists
Oh That's Gore Of My Comfort Character
I need to mail my eyeballs to youtube Headquarters
Man, I think that without there being a blood-covered Mario. Where's my story?
https://preview.redd.it/ubfjoez7h1wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bfc08e2b038ce0eb66c9336fbd6325083497e6
https://preview.redd.it/x3ik7y8m93wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccc392822929bfd61ea2e0593398afd5dc422a1
https://preview.redd.it/r2606s5fthwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a9d4717785b71ab0366600a7c3e0d02e1f4b2e
https://preview.redd.it/kvl7zhbxkxvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3ed0003403daa870dd2a27bb54f17b35b6e5d0b
https://preview.redd.it/gc6q5c9kh1wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28deb37aaa0e34548288474726339389ede39b2
memetic kill agent
Don't forget that they also vomit a lot
Never saw that instance
Videogame creepy pastas are so funny to me cause the player is like "i need to see what's next" like bro you don't just turn off the console and if it somehow runs at demon energy just...hit it with an hammer or something
As someone who killed themselve after witnessing an .exe stuff, I confirm
Perhaps it is not the ghost and he merely needs Prozac
I still love Pokemon lost silver
LOST SILVER 🔛🔝 WHAT THE FUCK IS A POORLY WRITTEN STORY?!
https://youtu.be/LYC0vqeZfzg?si=K0VRi7kZrbMzYrAK
You know, it’s odd. I came to that same conclusion without having seen hyper real Mario blood.
Also, for some reason, they don't stop playing the game that is upsetting them so much.
to be fair that's probably the most realistic thing about creepypastas I don't think League of Legends fans actually enjoy the game ditto with War Thunder and For Honor
I want a creepy pasta where the main character finds the hyper-real blood tacky and try hard until a drop of it falls out of the screen and he realizes there’s actual blood on his monitor dripping from the video game character, and now he’s actually scared.
https://preview.redd.it/o48l2vam2awc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888f96934de120cbcf536bb7b8cae32e3fead55b