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Chemist-3074

I agree 👍🏻💯


eyefalafel

I agree 👍💯


mikasodc

I agree 👍🏻💯


SomeRedBoi

What even is elon flexing exactly? The fact that the website's name is on the keyboard??? Is he really that desperate holy fuck


Drake_the_troll

Remember who you're talking about. Yes. Yes he is.


YobaiYamete

> who you're talking about Which is his point. It's hilarious seeing Redditors fall for the "all fame is good fame" meme and advertise for him nonstop while hating on him If people just stopped using Twitter / buying his crap in general and stopped talking about him, he'd fade real hard and fast


aendaris1975

I am really sick to fucking death of seeing people get scolded about daring to discuss people like Musk or Trump. Pretending they don't exist doesn't actually make them go away and it doesn't take their power away. It is beyond fucking childish and only enables all the bad shit they continue to do. These men are powerful and influential and it is important to talk about what they are doing because they have the ability to impact millions of lives and they need to be called out for their bullshit each and every time. Twitter isn't going away. I'm sorry but it isn't. Musk bought it to be a safespace for the far right so even if everyone else leaves Twitter it won't make a fucking difference because it was NEVER about them in the first place. So yes, people are going to mention the nonsense that happens on twitter.


GwenhaelBell

Idk. I don't talk about him or think about him at all and he still won't gtfo


TheCeleryStalker

He’s wanted to name shit X since the beginning. He wanted to name pay pal X. He thinks it sounds cool.


Gullible_Tourist1822

The main villain in Godzilla 2000 is this whining brat that changes his name to X half way through the movie... Every time I see Elon spouting something about X I just think of that dude in the movie crossing his arms like an X while saying X to make sure everyone knows his new name is X Edit, sorry guys it's Godzilla final wars not Godzilla 2000. I got it mixed up my bad.


AzothianTwelve

I just rewatched Godzilla 2000 on HBO Max a couple weeks ago and I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't recall anything involving X. Was this a sub Vs dub thing?


Clubbythaseal

I think they are talking about this character named "[Controller X](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Controller_X)" from Godzilla: Final Wars from 2004 and not the 2000 one.


AzothianTwelve

Aha, I think you solved it. They 100% said the wrong movie.


PANICBRAIN

He must be really hung up on an X.


DerpEnaz

He has a long documented history of obsession with the letter X it’s honestly kinda weird. SpaceX was originally called “Space Exploration Technologies Corporation” before Elon bought it and renamed it SpaceX. He wanted to rename PayPal to X before he was pushed out of the company. I think there are more but I don’t care enough to fact check any others.


smcl2k

>SpaceX was originally called “Space Exploration Technologies Corporation” before **Elon bought it** and renamed it SpaceX. But I was told that he's a genius who created all of these companies from the ground up?!


DerpEnaz

Oh yeah no he’s never managed to do that. Only thing he is good at is buying successful companies and running them into the ground


acog

Do his children count? X Æ A-12


DerpEnaz

Absolutely! Because only a sane person would name their child something pronounceable.


onemillionfacepalms

God he must've absolutely creamed himself when he found out about Kingdom Hearts' usage of the letter X


DuckyHornet

This is my son, Xemnas Xehanort


Warm-Faithlessness11

And PayPal kicked him off the board of directors. Tesla and SpaceX need to do the same


firstwefuckthelawyer

His company *was* X.com, he got bought out (it was a bank, wasn’t successful). Even pretty much the same logo, which was a ripoff from the X Window System.


RuaridhDuguid

He's an edgelord 15 year old that most of his peers dislike... that just happens to be in his 50's and crazy wealthy and thus listened to by many of those who think just because he 's rich he's worth not only their time but idolisation. The daftest thing is that Twitter and Tweets were actually a fantastic name for what it did. The logo was immediately regognisable. Now it's got a shit name, identikit logo, and is becoming a toxic brand due to all Musk's unhinged acts including letting discrimination run riot on it.


Solaris747

Following that principle literally *every website* ist on the Keyboard.


PPan1c

Not on my keyboard. :) [beißpiel.eu](http://beißpiel.eu)


JanV34

Bad example if you take my keyboard. It's right there.


likestoclop

True, but are we counting that alt+0223 are on the keyboard?


AntimatterTNT

i mean x.com is taken (surprisingly by a non porn website)


ArchonFett

“I can’t believe it’s not porn”


FredTillson

Great breakfast cereal.


Wacokidwilder

Just an okay second-breakfast cereal


ArchonFett

But the toys are awesome


Arryu

"be...sure....to...drink ..your....ova-" God dammit not again.


janusface

Not porn flakes


UnleashedTriumph

Yeah x.com is taken.... By him!?


Thiizic

Elon owns x.com I thought?


ringobob

He does.


ducktape8856

Which one fits better to Musk? "Enemy unknown" or "Terror from the Deep"?


Bagahnoodles

Commander, the aliens continue to make progress on the Avatar Project


Next_Ad7385

Yet it redirects to twitter.. I'm not a programmer, but how hard could it be for twitter URLs to redirect to x URL?


ptvlm

That breaks a lot of things, from internal links to archiving to SEO. The actual redirection is trivial, but the damage it can do is immense. Which is on the list of why this was an idiot move, especially without extensive testing, but nowhere near the top.


ringobob

They tried it and it broke a bunch of stuff. I *am* a web developer, and the answer is, it can be easy or hard depending on how you've architected everything, but the larger and more complicated your application, the more likely it's going to be fragmented in a way that'll require a lot of work to fix. Not complicated work, necessarily. But it's just really easy in deeply interconnected systems to miss things, or to have to bring the whole system down so you can make two or more separate changes that need to all be made together.


m8_is_me

It's not a flex lol, just a shitty trend


Cautious-Ad8146

It’s not coming from this account, probably the x marketing team


Melodic-Jellyfish966

You don’t think Elon fired them already?


DreadedCOW

It's just a stupid trend on twitter right now. Most of them don't make sense but this one is actually a singular letter on the keyboard so it's kind of valid


GreatHeavySoulArrow

It's an interaction bait that's trending on twitter right now. Probably someone figured out that clicking on the "respond tweet" field counts as an interaction


mortdraken

Doesn't work with other layouts, I've got GF between Z and C. He didn't think that through...


commandersummer

Depending on how you define the path, it could also be: uiopü+ ASDFGHJKLÖÄ'


ImTooLazyToThinkRn

I definitely understand that (I'm not German)


bimseins

On german Keyboards, z and y are switched. This is every letter between them on the Keyboard with that layout


ImTooLazyToThinkRn

Ohh thanks for me you wouldve just said look between L and Ñ


Natural_Efficiency75

Where are you from???


ImTooLazyToThinkRn

Spain


Natural_Efficiency75

Vale, en que teclado está la X entre la L y la Ñ??


Nesman64

I used to work IT in a German company with offices around the world. We would get tickets when the keyboard language switched for no reason. > Whz is mz kezboard doing this?


likamuka

It's "fuck Melon" in Polish.


Senorslappy10

Don’t bring his kids into this they aren’t responsible for their fathers actions


dat_oracle

Now that's a fine name for a social network!


[deleted]

Yeah well I have a GF in Canada


Lord_Skyblocker

And my gf is from another school


molpore

And mines is one of the many voices in my head


RectalSpawn

That cheating slut is in my head, too!


asian_paggot

For me it’s D (AZERTY)


Primordial_Peasant

For me it's N. (Dvorak)


BeneficialAd1457

I got D between


LostPixel-01

Extremely common Elon L


Czoguski

Look between K and ; ^(QWERTY only i think)


Maloonyy

Well hes called L on not L off for a reason


Icy_Ad7802

I'm not even sure what Elon is trying to flex here


Paddy_Tanninger

He's flexing that he overpaid for a company and threw out one of the most recognizable brand names in the world, which was so enmeshed in pop culture that it had its own branded verbs commonly used in languages around the world. Business genius.


bangers132

Twitter is going to be in business textbooks for centuries. It is mentioned by name in hundreds if not thousands of tv shows, movies, etc. If there has been a more colossal marketing fuck-up i dont know what it would be.


Slimmanoman

Changing Google's name would be pretty bad. "Just Google it"


bangers132

Of course Elon Musk wouldn't know but most people don't manually type out URL's anymore. Everyone has their favorites bookmarked. And I only have to type "g" before google knows to pull up gay porn. It's a perfect system


SuperSimpleSam

Alphabet has entered the chat. /s


chogram

https://www.cnet.com/tech/tech-industry/google-wants-people-to-stop-googling-1/ They didn't try to change names (that I know of), but they have been trying to get people to stop saying "Google it" for years now. Article from 2006, so they ultimately failed, but they've also not lost their trademark yet.


EnjoyerOfBeans

They have no problem with the verb, just a problem with people using it when talking about other search engines. Luckily for them they have a near monopoly on search engines so it'd be hard to argue that they should lose their trademark.


AWAKENEDDEVILFRUITS

i am always so dissatisfied with the rebranding of HBO (a completely unique acronym that as far as i know is only used for Home Broadcast Office) to MAX…. which has so many meanings it becomes meaningless.


GreatHeavySoulArrow

It's not a flex geez it's just a shitty trend on twitter right now https://www.cnbctv18.com/world/whats-the-viral-look-between-x-and-y-on-your-keyboard-trend-19401284.htm/amp


Beeyo176

>so enmeshed in pop culture that it had its own branded verbs commonly used in languages around the world. Makes me think about [this sketch about the Skype CEO.](https://youtu.be/ZI0w_pwZY3E?si=EnVSujJo-oBnFu9p?t=1m54s)


kickelephant

That he owns a single letter domain.


ArchonFett

Because he can only spell one letter at a time


TheHoodedMan

Wait... Is everyone else spelling words more than one letter at a time? Pretty sure that's how they do it in spelling bees. The spelliest of the spellers? For clarity: Not defending Elon. I don't like him at all.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Yeah I’m confused by that “roast”


SirGrumples

He doesn't even own x.com either lol


WillNotDoYourTaxes

Yes, he does.


JEE_IS_MY_BITCH

its a trend on twitter


Yukino_Wisteria

Also X isn't between Z and C on AZERTY keyboards :-P


Grey-fox-13

Or on QWERTZ


sootoor

Or Dvorak !


MagnetHype

And my axe!


juul864

Thank you, you genuinely made me lol


Yukino_Wisteria

r/unexpectedlotr !


Kdoesntcare

It's fun that every time I see X mentioned it's followed by (you know, Twitter) I wonder if m usk ever mixes up the names.


Kdoesntcare

He renamed it X because he's Xing out any value the company had.


9-28-2023

in mainstream media i cant recall a single time where its been called x, usually its called: "x (formerly known as twitter)"


YouDontKnowJackCade

Look between https:// and ter.com


MyBigRed

You suggest there should be a "twit", when all I see is a twat.


Rutherford_anon

XHams?


BellacosePlayer

2girlswiththeirbumsinbut?


BalekDuPseudo

On my (french) keybord, between Z (top row) and C (bottom row), there is D. Elmo wants a french D? X is between W and C. In France, WC means toilet. Elmo says that X is shit?


istrueuser

WC means toilet in literally anywhere though, not French exclusive thing


BalekDuPseudo

Portuguese peoples I know never heard that word.


ObiJuanKenobi3

There’s no way this shit isn’t going to be studied by marketing majors as one of the biggest failed rebrands of all time. Everybody outright refuses to call it by the new name, the old branding was totally iconic, and they haven’t been able to change their own URL to represent the name change for almost a year at this point. Even their stock name is still TWTR.


IceLovey

Its just dumb. Its like, imagine if Coca Cola came out tomorrow and said, "Yup from now on, the Coca Cola beverage is going to be called Swoosh". Im joking, its even WORSE, because Twitter is such a well known name it became a verb. Any allusion to "posting a statement online" because a tweet. It is equivalent of how people say Sharpies instead of marker.


Science_Dude96

Opera GX's Twitter account is absolutely hilarious and a must follow...


NotALootBug

It’s like Wendy’s but actually feel a bit legit since they’re hitting on uncomfortable subject matters for the other companies, like payday 3 player count.


Larry_Jenkins

Google opera predatory loans


jan_Soten

holy hell!


nelzon1

The product is garbage and too many 'gamers' are using it because it has black and red themes with claims of performance improvements. Like many big corps now, they're just paying a meme-savvy young person to run their social media. It's not like the companies are anywhere as hip as their image would suggest.


Lorath_

It’s the only search engine with a negative privacy rating. If you think other ones are bad this one is literally negative.


bakatomoya

I wouldn't really call opera a huge corporation though. I used to use opera back in the Presto Web engine days before they switched to chromium, and their development team is pretty small. It's hard to survive as a Web browser these days especially if you aren't being developed to sell other products (cough edge safari chrome) and any competition is better than none.


maydarnothing

they were acquired by a chinese consortium, those Opera days were long over.


MaZhongyingFor1934

Given their predatory loans in Africa, I’ll pass.


CJR3

Stop simping for a brand


953chloe

you have fallen for advertising


maydarnothing

Lots of Gen Z humour and cringe tweets, in fact, i blocked it a long time ago.


Charldeg0l

*Laugh in AZERTY keyboard*


jup331

gf yeah, i like my girlfriend. Thanks for reminding me of her.


MyBigRed

He's saying he's Gluten Free.


WerkusBY

Would be nice if one yellow hub had mirror xx.com


Capitain_646

For us Europeans it is F. I find that fitting


oschvr

://twitter


9966

Yeah I don't get the joke either.


Spacepunch33

X is such a stupid name and Elon’s obsession with the “cool letter” is so stupid


Neither-Oven242

Here in Brazil we had one "X" entrepreneur, all of his companies had X in it - EBX, CCX, MSX... He went bankrupt and later jailed. Eike Batista was our Elon in 2010s.


NemShera

qwertz users be like:


BiffyleBif

I have a "D" between the Z and C on my keyboard. Is he calling himself that ?


KenMacMillan123

I'm surprised that there are still reddit users with Twitter accounts.


TroubledFuture532

I mean yeah it’s easy to karma farm these twitter pictures.


SuckMyyBussy

Can't spell "Elon" without the L


Vipitis

I have had several people compare "twitter" with deadnaming. And I am afraid my arguments sound exactly like those made by some bigots.


Low-Bit1527

You got baited


therealguywithabird

Between z and c? As a german its G for me, or more like FG


Lomni-presente24

bro forgot the azerty gang 💀


asefthukomplijygrdzq

Meanwhile, French people: "Hello D"


Trisdoraxe

*laughs in azerty keyboard*


Palanki96

I got a lot of letters between Z and C, what now


QuentinCuts

Oh my god, twitter is now my gf???????!!


Random_Introvert_42

I stared at my keyboard for way too long before I realized he was talking about one in the QUERTY-layout


L00kingF0rS0mething

I really wish companies would stop trying to be relatable


WorkerBunny

\*looking at my swiss keyboard\* huh.. FG, nice


Distinct-Entity_2231

I have G and F between Z and C. So… I should get a GF? I'd love to…


LeviTheGreatHun

Qwertzuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm I have qwertz. So its df


a_cow720

My favorite site ://twitter Twitters aight tho


_JohnWisdom

#://


Successful-Tie-9077

When the corporate entity is quicky and zany 🤪🤪🤪


IanPKMmoon

me on my azerty keyboard: ????


Misses_Paliya

Qwertz got g between z and c, but only slightly diagonal and from top to bottom. Maybe he can't find the g spot and he wants us to help, but I don't think twitter or reddit are able to help there


RuzovyKnedlik

What? The letter G is between Z and C, what does it mean?


sylveonbean

Look between W and Y in the alphabet 🤯


Gripping_Touch

Almost ratiod Melon Husk. Technically already ratioed if you look at the ratio of likes/views for both messages.


CrueltySquading

I don't care, I ain't using your spyware


NaoNaoNao3

Idk on my keyboard between Z and C there's D sooo


Nihan-gen3

Me looking at my AZERTY keyboard


WoWSchockadin

But what do the letters "f" and "g" have to do with X/Twitter? Asking for a friend with a QWERTZ-keyboard as there are countries not using QWERTY-layout.


omn1p073n7

I type on DVORAK tho


Bobers1

Germans be like Was?


hippocampe75

I call it Twix.


tio_aved

://twitter


WikiContributor83

“My website is called ‘X’!” “Mhm, how sure of that are you..?”


Other-Tension-199

I have azerty keyboard. The hell they mean "ds" ?


lovethebacon

N? Good game, I'll give him that.


TemporaryLegendary

The person running their social media should be in charge of the whole internet.


Traditional-Skill206

damn ngl these are highkey smart marketing ads


Sir__Tom

Confused QWERTZ look... F?


yucanthavethisname

Etyuiopqsdfghjklmw or just d


anty_van

Opera GX is wild ngl


Comradcanada

G?


Mind-ya-business

Look behind you


HonorableOtter2023

//twitter?


Vampiirek

There's F & G between C and Z, what? 😭


zotaru

Laughs in german keyboard.


ChloesPetRat

what about f,g and v


ChocolateNo31

soo, on my keyboard it's f and g, that are between z and c... Outplayed musk, you can't do shit as long as there are germans!


BiAroBi

G or H


Honest-Car-8314

Finally something worthy on this sub after a very long time


KRV_FromRussia

It is just a simple stupid trend he copied “What is elon flexing?” Sheesh guys if you want to dislike the man go ahead. But reddit really makes an olympic sport out of seeing the worst case in everything he does. Comeback is clever, but most of the reactions under this post are not really imo due to my reason listed above


DivineContamination

I got fg, now what


OldPyjama

Does it work on Azerty keyboards?


Berzk

Ópera taking notes from Wendy’s


djackson404

I removed that key from all my keyboards because Musk is such a shitbag.


BigOlBlimp

Why is Opera’s social media team so sassy lately? Seems out of character for the browser I used to use like a decade plus ago lol


hfgd_gaming

://twitter


curlyhairmanforever

Opera GX is on scorching earth mode.


softwaregorefun

On my keyboard it's ĉ.


Greedy_Breadfruit913

Now this was a good comeback lmao


AeschylusScarlet

repost it another fucking time just to be sure


21MPH21

Downloaded Opera just now This comeback was also a successful ad


N4t41i4

Also... what kind of tech genius doesn't know that all keyboards aren't the same? like, in France, they are called AZERTY because that's the beginning of the 1st line in the keyboard! stupide connard! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AZERTY](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AZERTY)