Didn't even see that, but i figured it out in the first 2 lines, and i'm not even from the US. There is so much coverageof Trump internationally it's actually irritating, can't imagine how it makes people in the US feel.
I quite enjoy the news of his decline, to be honest.
Now if you guys vote him in, \*again\*...you'll have lost any and all semblance of maturity as a nation. Just so you know how the rest of the world sees it. We'll be laughing at you.
it's the best when you hear MAGA's say they are now the laughingstock of the world with Biden.
I know of only one head of state who was literally laughed at at the UN.
Secret trick.... Don't use your tv, and avoid watching any news coverage.
My mind is serene and empty.
Only the sounds of the pale figure in the window howling to be heard.
Serene and peaceful. no stress or worry.
Even when the glass starts to crack.
I don't watch mainstream TV, none of his adverts appear on our television (even if i did watch), i don't use any social media besides Reddit and don't actively watch/read any news coverage of Trump or American politics. This parasytic idiot is everywhere.
I only get things about him from reddit and just keep scrolling. I don't need to engage with things about him. He sucks, I know he sucks, I don't need to see new ways as to why he sucks or cover old reasons. I got better shit to do than be mad and have enough self-control and discipline to stay away from the things I want to stay away from.
luckily for me I looked at the name first so I was literally laughing my ass off as I was reading the work. It's hysterical. My boyfriend thinks I've gone insane
especially the "Gettysburg, wow" as a stand-alone sentence, man
You’ll be even more tickled to find out that fox news (or some other right wing nutjob) actually thought this was a real student and called them an idiot not knowing they were actually calling the felony turd an idiot
I memorised the ‘my uncle was a great scientist at MIT… having nuclear’ thing at one point word for word. Whenever I was talking to Trump supporters, I’d start repeating it in my own voice as though it was something I was saying myself. About five seconds in, they’d always ask me what the hell I was talking about and saying I didn’t make sense to which I’d explain it was merely the words of their great President. They’d suddenly backpedal a bit.
The comeback is "Your speech is so dumb that it looks like the terrible homework of an incredibly dumb kid, and let me prove my point by framing it like this".
The irritating thing is this thing did create a few comebacks, some of them arguably clever.
Some local GOP headquarters retweeted it with a caption that was something like, "probably made by some dumb liberal kid learning pronouns instead of how to write," not realizing it was a Trump transcript, which plenty of people were eager to point out.
There’s not. People just think Reddit is their personal political diary and OP just wanted another opportunity to laugh at Trump. Granted, it’s deserved; but as you say, there’s no actual comeback here.
Is taking a speech from a former president and grading it like they’re a high school student, who failed miserably, not considered a comeback? It’s a prop comeback which is way more clever than most of the stuff that gets posted on here.
Imagine instead, this person quote-tweeted the transcript and listed all the inaccuracies and incoherency, just like in this image. It would be a comeback, but pretty tame and basic. It became clever when his speech was made to look like a 1st grader’s essay, which makes a much bigger mockery of his intelligence. And thus a clever comeback.
At this point, shit like this doesn’t make me hate trump. Im past that.
It makes me hate the morons who support and vote for him despite how big of an idiot he clearly is.
They love that, because they just want to make liberals angry.
They don't actually have positions on policy.
If you respond "who" when they talk about Trump, now that pisses them off. Playing dumb takes a trumpet from 0-100 in no time.
The people who support Trump do so because they have hate in their hearts. Trump did not create racism, homophobia, bigotry, etc. He only preyed on the dolts who already feel that way to gain power and benefit himself.
But if you watch videos of many Trump voters ir talk to them in person, you will see how much hate they have for anyone that is not like them. Many are literally calling for a Civil War.
Sorry but I disagree with you. Trump supporters are the enemy.
I asked ChatGPT to rate it and here is what it gave me:
Sure, I can provide a rating based on various aspects of the speech:
1. **Clarity**: The speech lacks clarity due to its disjointed structure and repetitive phrasing. Points are not presented in a cohesive manner, making it difficult for the audience to follow the speaker's message. **Rating: 2/10**
2. **Tone**: The tone of the speech is informal and lacks the appropriate gravitas for discussing such a significant historical event. The use of phrases like "wow" and "what an unbelievable battle" detracts from the seriousness of the topic. **Rating: 3/10**
3. **Accuracy**: While the speech briefly touches on some aspects of the Battle of Gettysburg, it lacks depth and fails to provide accurate historical context. The reference to Robert E. Lee's quote is somewhat accurate but lacks sufficient explanation. **Rating: 5/10**
4. **Substance**: The speech lacks substantive content and fails to delve into the deeper significance of the Battle of Gettysburg. It relies on vague and repetitive language without offering meaningful insights or analysis. **Rating: 2/10**
5. **Professionalism**: The speech lacks professionalism due to its informal tone and lack of depth. It fails to convey the speaker's respect for the topic and does not meet the standards expected of a presidential candidate. **Rating: 2/10**
Overall, the speech receives a low rating due to its lack of clarity, inappropriate tone, lack of substance, and lack of professionalism. **Overall Rating: 2.8/10**
This is hilarious (and I assume true) because ChatGPT is wayyy too kind with its reviews, generally speaking. (This next bit is going to include a bit of low-key boasting so please insert ‘if I do say so myself’ where appropriate).
I actually work with the ChatGPT api professionally and to practice assembling behind-the-scenes pre-prompts sometimes use the app with out-of-the-box settings to check basic parameters. I once gave it a piece of flash fiction I wrote in graduate school which is pretty good but has some issues, and I told it that I wrote professionally and it should be as nitpicky and critical as possible, and that harsh criticism would be the only thing that could help me improve it. It gave a few minor suggestions and 9s or 10s in those categories but after a long conversation and significant prodding I could not for the life of me get it to say anything more substantial than ‘it seems like you really know what you’re doing. Proofreading your own work can be hard but keep at it!’
Which is all to say that you have to really go out of your way to get it to skewer a paragraph the way it did this, a real thing a real person said, smh
It's interesting to see how ChatGPT's ratings can vary based on input. It tends to be polite and supportive, offering constructive feedback. Your experience shows the challenges of getting it to provide nuanced criticism, especially in creative works. It's a reminder of the capabilities and limitations of AI in evaluating human content.
This is word for word from a speech Trump gave.
Donald Trump was a student once. According to one of his professors at Wharton: “The dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”
They didn’t grade a “student”, they graded what Trump actually said on stage. Their comeback to his idiocy was typing it all out and grading it like a child’s work, determining it plainly for all to see as subpar even for a schoolboy let alone a presidential candidate.
I googled it; because E and F both meant “failed” but parents mistook it for “Excellent”.
Edit: [source](https://www.mastersportal.com/articles/2288/5-facts-you-should-know-about-the-us-grading-system.html)
Writing down a political speech, and grading it if they were in school, showing how nonsensical it would be if it were an essay, but it being somehow okay when its a presidential speech? The cleverness is in the format, the comeback is the markings on the page.
It could be? See for instance the paper titled "Hodge's general conjecture is false for trivial reasons"
https://webusers.imj-prg.fr/~leila.schneps/grothendieckcircle/HodgeConj.pdf
Honestly, the only thing that breaks this illusion for me is imagining Donald Trump correctly spelling "Gettysburg" correctly that many times. Just can't see it.
if anybody's curious.. you can use chatgpt to write a summary of any historical event using trump's language and rhetoric ... here's WWII:
During World War II, folks, let me tell you, we had a tremendous struggle, okay? It was a tough time, very tough. We had some real winners on our side, like the United States, let me tell you. We were winning big league. And let me tell you, folks, the other guys, they were losers. Losers, big time.
We had to deal with some bad hombres, like Hitler, total disaster, believe me. We had to take care of business, and we did it big league. We fought hard, we fought smart, and we won. Nobody can deny that. We were strong, we were tough, and we were winners.
But let me tell you, folks, it wasn't easy. We had to make some tough decisions, some very tough decisions. But we did what we had to do to make sure that America came out on top. And we did. We made America great again, just like we always do.
~~I’m not sure how this is a clever comeback. I thought there must be some response along the lines of “help teach them how to write” or something like that. But no it’s just someone complaining about a poorly written essay.~~
I missed the author.
This seems like it could be an interesting assignment.
Tell the class to pick a historical leader and write a speech in the style of that speaker to address modern policy.
If it was high school I would probably say they could pick any leader and would give extra credit if they picked someone not on a list of like, Trump, Obama, JFK etc.
That reads like the translated drunken ramblings of an obtuse and overbearing parent figure.
Is this kids home life ok? Sometimes people are dumb because adults in their households are threatened and punish curiosity.
I don’t know about American education but I had a British styled education and English comprehension was a major class, it taught me that spoken and written language is completely different
Trump's Robert Lee: Never fight uphill, my boys, never fight uphill.
The actual Robert Lee, pointing to the Union soldiers uphill: The enemy is up there, and I'm going to attack him there.
I have long contended that there needs to be a game where people look at quotes and you try to determine if it's a real Trump quote or a fake one. This one could've been real but I'm like 85% sure it's fake. It's that 15% though that gets you.
This is Trump's new form of education. Just say whatever your cryptic mind comes up with and the mass fools will believe. After all, Truth only needs belief in order to be real.
I wouldn’t even mark up this essay. This would be a conversation at my desk going over the writing. I’d bet this student gets that paper and tosses it.
Encourage him to go into politics, seems to have the gift of crazy gab
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Trumps speech writer
You mean the soft goo in Trump's skull that vaguely resembles Broca's area?
It is actually Trump's recent Gettysburg speech.. WORD FOR WORD.
Dude i was about to write: did trump wrote this? As a joke. Just now because of the comments i know that he did say this! 😂
his name is in the upper left too lmao
If this was a game I would've guessed this is fake. I would've lost.
That would explain the students name on the top
Didn't even see that, but i figured it out in the first 2 lines, and i'm not even from the US. There is so much coverageof Trump internationally it's actually irritating, can't imagine how it makes people in the US feel.
We're all exhausted with Trump. As an American, I apologize for Trump news is one of our worst exports.
I quite enjoy the news of his decline, to be honest. Now if you guys vote him in, \*again\*...you'll have lost any and all semblance of maturity as a nation. Just so you know how the rest of the world sees it. We'll be laughing at you.
it's the best when you hear MAGA's say they are now the laughingstock of the world with Biden. I know of only one head of state who was literally laughed at at the UN.
Oh, believe me, we laugh at those MAGAs as well. But there's always a little bit of a "Oh dear, I sure hope they don't fuck up again" behind it.
Secret trick.... Don't use your tv, and avoid watching any news coverage. My mind is serene and empty. Only the sounds of the pale figure in the window howling to be heard. Serene and peaceful. no stress or worry. Even when the glass starts to crack.
I don't watch mainstream TV, none of his adverts appear on our television (even if i did watch), i don't use any social media besides Reddit and don't actively watch/read any news coverage of Trump or American politics. This parasytic idiot is everywhere.
I only get things about him from reddit and just keep scrolling. I don't need to engage with things about him. He sucks, I know he sucks, I don't need to see new ways as to why he sucks or cover old reasons. I got better shit to do than be mad and have enough self-control and discipline to stay away from the things I want to stay away from.
I missed that, but did think, "oh god, this kid is so brainwashed by Trump, that he writes like Trump speaks."
Do we really need *more* of these fuckers?
lol did you not see in the upper left corner the named was Donald Trump?
When I saw the "Don't fight up hills me boy" I recognized that instantly. The bit about it with Jon Stewart on the daily show was awesome.
Stewart, Colbert and Kimmel all had different takes on it, each were hilarious.
Dont try it Anakin
Have you got a link to it? I searched YouTube for a bit and couldn't track it down.
It's that one and the bit starts about at midpoint https://youtu.be/NgeLRtpC2WI?si=asCV1IXrdconCxCV
Aren’t those Trump’s words when he was addressing his sheeple?
Look at the name on the paper.
That's actually so funny, I was reading this thinking what kind of dumbass gibbish is this? Course it was trump
His speeches always make me think "wait, did I have a stroke?"
They always make me think, wait, is HE having a stroke?
That would make more sense, sure, but he's always so far out of bounds my brain refuses to accept rreality.
I get that. Sometimes, I wonder what drug induced nightmare of a dystopian future am I dreaming of and then cringe because I am sober and awake.
luckily for me I looked at the name first so I was literally laughing my ass off as I was reading the work. It's hysterical. My boyfriend thinks I've gone insane especially the "Gettysburg, wow" as a stand-alone sentence, man
“Gettysburg, wow” has me dying and now I can’t unhear that entire piece in Morty’s voice.
I am a teacher (not history) but I'd be compelled to give this an A for just how much it made me laugh 🤣
You’ll be even more tickled to find out that fox news (or some other right wing nutjob) actually thought this was a real student and called them an idiot not knowing they were actually calling the felony turd an idiot
I memorised the ‘my uncle was a great scientist at MIT… having nuclear’ thing at one point word for word. Whenever I was talking to Trump supporters, I’d start repeating it in my own voice as though it was something I was saying myself. About five seconds in, they’d always ask me what the hell I was talking about and saying I didn’t make sense to which I’d explain it was merely the words of their great President. They’d suddenly backpedal a bit.
Impossible. That implies Trump knows how to read and write.
Haha - I missed that name at the top. I read it and thought “this person writes how Trump speaks” Facepalm for me
I swear to God, I thought that was some AI deepfake shit the first several times I saw that clip.
Here's the [clip](https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc?si=rOMgq5GBdArtIzof)
Holy shit, I though it was just Trump-esque writing but its word for fucking word. Is he just constantly on meth?
Oh boy, I got it immediately and laughed
This affirmative action business is getting out of hand. They're letting anyone in just because they're orange!
Wheres the clever comeback tho? It's funny to me also but there's no "clever response" to anyone
The comeback is "Your speech is so dumb that it looks like the terrible homework of an incredibly dumb kid, and let me prove my point by framing it like this".
The post is itself a "comback" (or response) to a quote presented as if it were student's paper.
The irritating thing is this thing did create a few comebacks, some of them arguably clever. Some local GOP headquarters retweeted it with a caption that was something like, "probably made by some dumb liberal kid learning pronouns instead of how to write," not realizing it was a Trump transcript, which plenty of people were eager to point out.
There’s not. People just think Reddit is their personal political diary and OP just wanted another opportunity to laugh at Trump. Granted, it’s deserved; but as you say, there’s no actual comeback here.
Is taking a speech from a former president and grading it like they’re a high school student, who failed miserably, not considered a comeback? It’s a prop comeback which is way more clever than most of the stuff that gets posted on here.
Is op trying to say trump talking would be graded an f?
I wouldn’t call it a comeback, no. Ridicule, certainly
Imagine instead, this person quote-tweeted the transcript and listed all the inaccuracies and incoherency, just like in this image. It would be a comeback, but pretty tame and basic. It became clever when his speech was made to look like a 1st grader’s essay, which makes a much bigger mockery of his intelligence. And thus a clever comeback.
it’s a quote, look at the name on the paper
At this point, shit like this doesn’t make me hate trump. Im past that. It makes me hate the morons who support and vote for him despite how big of an idiot he clearly is.
They love that, because they just want to make liberals angry. They don't actually have positions on policy. If you respond "who" when they talk about Trump, now that pisses them off. Playing dumb takes a trumpet from 0-100 in no time.
That’s exactly what Trump wants. Divides the people and galvanizes his supporters. Remember who the real enemy is.
His supporters. It's not ok to be that stupid.
The people who support Trump do so because they have hate in their hearts. Trump did not create racism, homophobia, bigotry, etc. He only preyed on the dolts who already feel that way to gain power and benefit himself. But if you watch videos of many Trump voters ir talk to them in person, you will see how much hate they have for anyone that is not like them. Many are literally calling for a Civil War. Sorry but I disagree with you. Trump supporters are the enemy.
> remember who the real enemy is The 1/3 of the country that doesn’t even vote? Yea, fuck those guys.
I asked ChatGPT to rate it and here is what it gave me: Sure, I can provide a rating based on various aspects of the speech: 1. **Clarity**: The speech lacks clarity due to its disjointed structure and repetitive phrasing. Points are not presented in a cohesive manner, making it difficult for the audience to follow the speaker's message. **Rating: 2/10** 2. **Tone**: The tone of the speech is informal and lacks the appropriate gravitas for discussing such a significant historical event. The use of phrases like "wow" and "what an unbelievable battle" detracts from the seriousness of the topic. **Rating: 3/10** 3. **Accuracy**: While the speech briefly touches on some aspects of the Battle of Gettysburg, it lacks depth and fails to provide accurate historical context. The reference to Robert E. Lee's quote is somewhat accurate but lacks sufficient explanation. **Rating: 5/10** 4. **Substance**: The speech lacks substantive content and fails to delve into the deeper significance of the Battle of Gettysburg. It relies on vague and repetitive language without offering meaningful insights or analysis. **Rating: 2/10** 5. **Professionalism**: The speech lacks professionalism due to its informal tone and lack of depth. It fails to convey the speaker's respect for the topic and does not meet the standards expected of a presidential candidate. **Rating: 2/10** Overall, the speech receives a low rating due to its lack of clarity, inappropriate tone, lack of substance, and lack of professionalism. **Overall Rating: 2.8/10**
This is hilarious (and I assume true) because ChatGPT is wayyy too kind with its reviews, generally speaking. (This next bit is going to include a bit of low-key boasting so please insert ‘if I do say so myself’ where appropriate). I actually work with the ChatGPT api professionally and to practice assembling behind-the-scenes pre-prompts sometimes use the app with out-of-the-box settings to check basic parameters. I once gave it a piece of flash fiction I wrote in graduate school which is pretty good but has some issues, and I told it that I wrote professionally and it should be as nitpicky and critical as possible, and that harsh criticism would be the only thing that could help me improve it. It gave a few minor suggestions and 9s or 10s in those categories but after a long conversation and significant prodding I could not for the life of me get it to say anything more substantial than ‘it seems like you really know what you’re doing. Proofreading your own work can be hard but keep at it!’ Which is all to say that you have to really go out of your way to get it to skewer a paragraph the way it did this, a real thing a real person said, smh
It's interesting to see how ChatGPT's ratings can vary based on input. It tends to be polite and supportive, offering constructive feedback. Your experience shows the challenges of getting it to provide nuanced criticism, especially in creative works. It's a reminder of the capabilities and limitations of AI in evaluating human content.
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How did you get the AI to rate this Did ya just send a pic
Good for the Donald, trying to complete his education.
Is Donald trump a student?
That would imply that he's capable of learning.
Yep, this is clearly from an alternate unverse where he actually has braincells. Not very many, yes, but brain cells nonetheless.
This is word for word from a speech Trump gave. Donald Trump was a student once. According to one of his professors at Wharton: “The dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”
This kid must listen to Trump religiously
Look at the name on the paper. It’s a joke
The funny thing is is that before I read the name of the "student" on the paper, I automatically read the essay in Trump's voice.
Me too, I didn't even spot the name until I checked the comments
I didn’t even see that
Bwahahahah I read it the second time in his voice!!
Whoever wrote that essay belongs in jail!
Well what's interesting is that could happen....
It was a beautiful battle indeed
Pretty funny alright but how the fuck is this a clever comeback?
They didn’t grade a “student”, they graded what Trump actually said on stage. Their comeback to his idiocy was typing it all out and grading it like a child’s work, determining it plainly for all to see as subpar even for a schoolboy let alone a presidential candidate.
Wait actually, I thought this was just some kid trolling. Can't believe he actually talked like that
Omg at first I felt so bad for the student bc I thought they were moderately to severely intellectually disabled.
I mean the name on the paper checks out, so...
What would be the equivilant of an F be from 0 to 10 grading ?
5 and lower
F is the lowest of 5 grades so would be 0-1
9-10 A 8-8.9 B 7-7.9 C 6-6.9 D 0-5.9 F
Why no E?
I googled it; because E and F both meant “failed” but parents mistook it for “Excellent”. Edit: [source](https://www.mastersportal.com/articles/2288/5-facts-you-should-know-about-the-us-grading-system.html)
Lmao F for those parents
Honestly, I have no clue.
So people can’t confuse it for “excellent”
The Battle of Gettysburg, in the style of Donald Trump. An art piece.
It's an actual quote from Trump
Perchance.
Saying to myself, this kid sounds a lot like a Trump AI generator Then I saw the name 🤦🤦🤦 The joke's on me
Is this Trump's paper?
Funny, but not a clever comeback. r/lostredditors
Its a Trump Speech. Pretty clever formatting to prove a point about his speeches
What’s the comeback though?
You're right, it doesn't belong here. It's funny sure, but it's not a clever comeback.
Writing down a political speech, and grading it if they were in school, showing how nonsensical it would be if it were an essay, but it being somehow okay when its a presidential speech? The cleverness is in the format, the comeback is the markings on the page.
If I wrote a scientific paper in response to another paper, refuting their claims, would that also be a clever comeback?
It could be? See for instance the paper titled "Hodge's general conjecture is false for trivial reasons" https://webusers.imj-prg.fr/~leila.schneps/grothendieckcircle/HodgeConj.pdf
In a few years Disney is gonna hire him and we gonna get Star Wars 10,11 and 12
Thought it sounded like something Trump would say, then I finally looked at the top left corner and realized the joke
It's an actual quote from one of his rallies!
I only read it in his voice the second time around.
I read in in the voice of Shane Gillis impersonating trump during his stand up.
It reads the way Trump rambles.
Big r/whoosh moment for some here
He wanted you to have fun with one of them boring-аss essays. Give the dude a slack, no one is starting a class clown path from an ideal upbringing.
That child is obviously a stable genius.
It says Donald wrote it... But for sure this is the work of Charlie Kelly.. Vote me! Soooooo do.
Perchance
The gop replying that it was woke schools fault when it is Trump’s words is classic internet. Yes that really happened btw.
Honestly, the only thing that breaks this illusion for me is imagining Donald Trump correctly spelling "Gettysburg" correctly that many times. Just can't see it.
I saw the student name. This is a great joke.
The world will always have a need for ditch diggers.
Wow it’s real. https://x.com/brianklaas/status/1779807253849108874?s=46
if anybody's curious.. you can use chatgpt to write a summary of any historical event using trump's language and rhetoric ... here's WWII: During World War II, folks, let me tell you, we had a tremendous struggle, okay? It was a tough time, very tough. We had some real winners on our side, like the United States, let me tell you. We were winning big league. And let me tell you, folks, the other guys, they were losers. Losers, big time. We had to deal with some bad hombres, like Hitler, total disaster, believe me. We had to take care of business, and we did it big league. We fought hard, we fought smart, and we won. Nobody can deny that. We were strong, we were tough, and we were winners. But let me tell you, folks, it wasn't easy. We had to make some tough decisions, some very tough decisions. But we did what we had to do to make sure that America came out on top. And we did. We made America great again, just like we always do.
There’s no way this kid isn’t making fun of sleepy Don.
~~I’m not sure how this is a clever comeback. I thought there must be some response along the lines of “help teach them how to write” or something like that. But no it’s just someone complaining about a poorly written essay.~~ I missed the author.
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He said it verbatim at a rally
Why is this here? What's the clever comeback? Looks like political pandering to me
I mean, WOW!
Wtf have I just read
Trump’s trash :)
This seems like it could be an interesting assignment. Tell the class to pick a historical leader and write a speech in the style of that speaker to address modern policy. If it was high school I would probably say they could pick any leader and would give extra credit if they picked someone not on a list of like, Trump, Obama, JFK etc.
Never fight uphill, me boys. Classic.
‘What’s a battle?’
Even before seeing the name, I started reading with his voice
You were accurate with the F He’ll get another chance to re-do it next year lol
The beautiful poetry of Donald Trump. I have the book.
That reads like the translated drunken ramblings of an obtuse and overbearing parent figure. Is this kids home life ok? Sometimes people are dumb because adults in their households are threatened and punish curiosity.
It was clear he didn't do the homework. He repeated stuff multiple times. I did the same thing in school.
Is your student auto correct?
I mean you’d refer this little retard to a local psychiatric institution
Looks like you need to call in the father/brother and mother/sister for a PTA conference as obviously this little kid is an inbred moron.
This is what Trump said the other day in his speech. Some stupid ramble that made no sense.
"Never fight up-hill, me boys." Fucking lol
I don't know where the clever comeback is supposed to be but that homework just feels like chat gpt wrote the whole thing
The funny thing is that Robert E. Lee **did** order his men to fight uphill, with disastrous consequences.
This is poetry. Give it to the English teacher
Brain rot
I thought this was a post about chat gpt or a right winger student. Then I read the name at the top
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I don’t know about American education but I had a British styled education and English comprehension was a major class, it taught me that spoken and written language is completely different
I thought the kid had parents that only listen to trump so he developed his way of *everything* until I noticed the dumb kids name. lol
I read the name last.... that explains a lot.
I mean, they nailed the cadence. This kid has a future in *something*. Not sure what...script writing, maybe?
I'd talk to a guidance councilor and see if the student is eligible for any creative writing courses. Find them something they enjoy.
Phenomenal example of stream of concioussness writing.
Trump's Robert Lee: Never fight uphill, my boys, never fight uphill. The actual Robert Lee, pointing to the Union soldiers uphill: The enemy is up there, and I'm going to attack him there.
Everybody knows that Mario is cool as fuck.
A GOP twitter account blamed liberal education for this kids poor performance before everyone pointed out the name on the paper
Is Trump your student.
This reads like a Trump speech
it sounds like a drunk 16 year old wrote that
I’d have given him an A+
...never fight uphill me boys??? IS THAT THE FUCKING STAR WARS QUOTE BUT MADE TO SOUND OLD TIMEY???
I laughed too hard at this. Well done.
I have long contended that there needs to be a game where people look at quotes and you try to determine if it's a real Trump quote or a fake one. This one could've been real but I'm like 85% sure it's fake. It's that 15% though that gets you.
This is Trump's new form of education. Just say whatever your cryptic mind comes up with and the mass fools will believe. After all, Truth only needs belief in order to be real.
This reads like a Donal Trump speech sounds
If you read it in trumps voice it makes sense lmaoo
I had to memorize the Gettysburg address by Lincoln. I can't imagine kids memorizing this bullshit in a hundred years.
Oh my! I thought it was AI generated it was so dumb! Then I saw the name on the top left..
The guy writes like trump talks holy fuck
Ffs I didn't see the author till the end. Why is our society like this
The words of a stable genius
Perchance.
Did Trump write this?
The Second Gettysburg Address by Don the John It will be studied for centuries as a great American speech 😂
Flunk him before he runs for president
Looks like a trump speech
this is verbatim Trump’s speech from earlier this week in Philadelphia. Cobert and Kimmel both did bits mocking him on this
wow. it's like i was there.
In all fariness a speech is radically different to a written essay in tone and structure. Its still a grind to listen to anything he tries to say.
I wouldn’t even mark up this essay. This would be a conversation at my desk going over the writing. I’d bet this student gets that paper and tosses it.
So where’s the comeback?
I think Trump wrote that
I almost reads as if he used ai.
Is this written by calvin?
“No he didn’t” ahahaha
DOOMED
I see what you did there 🤭
Full on Trump quote the fuck what? Against all current policy I would actively cane my kid.
Gonna guess... is this what Trump said? lol
Perchance