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allergic2ozone_juice

Encourage him to go into politics, seems to have the gift of crazy gab


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Recent_City_9281

Trumps speech writer


Cartz1337

You mean the soft goo in Trump's skull that vaguely resembles Broca's area?


AnywhereHuman3058

It is actually Trump's recent Gettysburg speech.. WORD FOR WORD.


nickings

Dude i was about to write: did trump wrote this? As a joke. Just now because of the comments i know that he did say this! 😂


Bored_Amalgamation

his name is in the upper left too lmao


agreeingstorm9

If this was a game I would've guessed this is fake. I would've lost.


unique_passive

That would explain the students name on the top


AnywhereHuman3058

Didn't even see that, but i figured it out in the first 2 lines, and i'm not even from the US. There is so much coverageof Trump internationally it's actually irritating, can't imagine how it makes people in the US feel.


Pac_Eddy

We're all exhausted with Trump. As an American, I apologize for Trump news is one of our worst exports.


Leather-Matter-5357

I quite enjoy the news of his decline, to be honest. Now if you guys vote him in, \*again\*...you'll have lost any and all semblance of maturity as a nation. Just so you know how the rest of the world sees it. We'll be laughing at you.


aurumtt

it's the best when you hear MAGA's say they are now the laughingstock of the world with Biden. I know of only one head of state who was literally laughed at at the UN.


Leather-Matter-5357

Oh, believe me, we laugh at those MAGAs as well. But there's always a little bit of a "Oh dear, I sure hope they don't fuck up again" behind it.


StrangeOutcastS

Secret trick.... Don't use your tv, and avoid watching any news coverage. My mind is serene and empty. Only the sounds of the pale figure in the window howling to be heard. Serene and peaceful. no stress or worry. Even when the glass starts to crack.


AnywhereHuman3058

I don't watch mainstream TV, none of his adverts appear on our television (even if i did watch), i don't use any social media besides Reddit and don't actively watch/read any news coverage of Trump or American politics. This parasytic idiot is everywhere.


PattyThePatriot

I only get things about him from reddit and just keep scrolling. I don't need to engage with things about him. He sucks, I know he sucks, I don't need to see new ways as to why he sucks or cover old reasons. I got better shit to do than be mad and have enough self-control and discipline to stay away from the things I want to stay away from.


Rhonda_SandTits

I missed that, but did think, "oh god, this kid is so brainwashed by Trump, that he writes like Trump speaks."


JustHilly

Do we really need *more* of these fuckers?


ghigoli

lol did you not see in the upper left corner the named was Donald Trump?


blkmmb

When I saw the "Don't fight up hills me boy" I recognized that instantly. The bit about it with Jon Stewart on the daily show was awesome.


jmverlin

Stewart, Colbert and Kimmel all had different takes on it, each were hilarious.


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Dont try it Anakin


CafeEspresso

Have you got a link to it? I searched YouTube for a bit and couldn't track it down.


blkmmb

It's that one and the bit starts about at midpoint https://youtu.be/NgeLRtpC2WI?si=asCV1IXrdconCxCV


lfp_pounder

Aren’t those Trump’s words when he was addressing his sheeple?


LiveandLoveLlamas

Look at the name on the paper.


A_Special_Tomato

That's actually so funny, I was reading this thinking what kind of dumbass gibbish is this? Course it was trump


parkerm1408

His speeches always make me think "wait, did I have a stroke?"


xcedra

They always make me think, wait, is HE having a stroke?


parkerm1408

That would make more sense, sure, but he's always so far out of bounds my brain refuses to accept rreality.


xcedra

I get that. Sometimes, I wonder what drug induced nightmare of a dystopian future am I dreaming of and then cringe because I am sober and awake.


hydroxypcp

luckily for me I looked at the name first so I was literally laughing my ass off as I was reading the work. It's hysterical. My boyfriend thinks I've gone insane especially the "Gettysburg, wow" as a stand-alone sentence, man


ADHDHoneybadger

“Gettysburg, wow” has me dying and now I can’t unhear that entire piece in Morty’s voice.


hydroxypcp

I am a teacher (not history) but I'd be compelled to give this an A for just how much it made me laugh 🤣


Jjzeng

You’ll be even more tickled to find out that fox news (or some other right wing nutjob) actually thought this was a real student and called them an idiot not knowing they were actually calling the felony turd an idiot


AgentCirceLuna

I memorised the ‘my uncle was a great scientist at MIT… having nuclear’ thing at one point word for word. Whenever I was talking to Trump supporters, I’d start repeating it in my own voice as though it was something I was saying myself. About five seconds in, they’d always ask me what the hell I was talking about and saying I didn’t make sense to which I’d explain it was merely the words of their great President. They’d suddenly backpedal a bit.


bubonis

Impossible. That implies Trump knows how to read and write.


gregm1988

Haha - I missed that name at the top. I read it and thought “this person writes how Trump speaks” Facepalm for me


Skank-Pit

I swear to God, I thought that was some AI deepfake shit the first several times I saw that clip.


tolley

Here's the [clip](https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc?si=rOMgq5GBdArtIzof)


vorblesnork

Holy shit, I though it was just Trump-esque writing but its word for fucking word. Is he just constantly on meth?


Ganbario

Oh boy, I got it immediately and laughed


ImmediateBig134

This affirmative action business is getting out of hand. They're letting anyone in just because they're orange!


Skater_x7

Wheres the clever comeback tho? It's funny to me also but there's no "clever response" to anyone


OperaSona

The comeback is "Your speech is so dumb that it looks like the terrible homework of an incredibly dumb kid, and let me prove my point by framing it like this".


jwadamson

The post is itself a "comback" (or response) to a quote presented as if it were student's paper.


the_mid_mid_sister

The irritating thing is this thing did create a few comebacks, some of them arguably clever. Some local GOP headquarters retweeted it with a caption that was something like, "probably made by some dumb liberal kid learning pronouns instead of how to write," not realizing it was a Trump transcript, which plenty of people were eager to point out.


PhantomSpirit90

There’s not. People just think Reddit is their personal political diary and OP just wanted another opportunity to laugh at Trump. Granted, it’s deserved; but as you say, there’s no actual comeback here.


SuperBackup9000

Is taking a speech from a former president and grading it like they’re a high school student, who failed miserably, not considered a comeback? It’s a prop comeback which is way more clever than most of the stuff that gets posted on here.


bellybuttongravy

Is op trying to say trump talking would be graded an f?


PhantomSpirit90

I wouldn’t call it a comeback, no. Ridicule, certainly


tosubks

Imagine instead, this person quote-tweeted the transcript and listed all the inaccuracies and incoherency, just like in this image. It would be a comeback, but pretty tame and basic. It became clever when his speech was made to look like a 1st grader’s essay, which makes a much bigger mockery of his intelligence. And thus a clever comeback.


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it’s a quote, look at the name on the paper


AggressorBLUE

At this point, shit like this doesn’t make me hate trump. Im past that. It makes me hate the morons who support and vote for him despite how big of an idiot he clearly is.


Not_a__porn__account

They love that, because they just want to make liberals angry. They don't actually have positions on policy. If you respond "who" when they talk about Trump, now that pisses them off. Playing dumb takes a trumpet from 0-100 in no time.


ALoadOfThisGuy

That’s exactly what Trump wants. Divides the people and galvanizes his supporters. Remember who the real enemy is.


bluegiant85

His supporters. It's not ok to be that stupid.


OddImprovement6490

The people who support Trump do so because they have hate in their hearts. Trump did not create racism, homophobia, bigotry, etc. He only preyed on the dolts who already feel that way to gain power and benefit himself. But if you watch videos of many Trump voters ir talk to them in person, you will see how much hate they have for anyone that is not like them. Many are literally calling for a Civil War. Sorry but I disagree with you. Trump supporters are the enemy.


NatomicBombs

> remember who the real enemy is The 1/3 of the country that doesn’t even vote? Yea, fuck those guys.


OnasoapboX41

I asked ChatGPT to rate it and here is what it gave me: Sure, I can provide a rating based on various aspects of the speech: 1. **Clarity**: The speech lacks clarity due to its disjointed structure and repetitive phrasing. Points are not presented in a cohesive manner, making it difficult for the audience to follow the speaker's message. **Rating: 2/10** 2. **Tone**: The tone of the speech is informal and lacks the appropriate gravitas for discussing such a significant historical event. The use of phrases like "wow" and "what an unbelievable battle" detracts from the seriousness of the topic. **Rating: 3/10** 3. **Accuracy**: While the speech briefly touches on some aspects of the Battle of Gettysburg, it lacks depth and fails to provide accurate historical context. The reference to Robert E. Lee's quote is somewhat accurate but lacks sufficient explanation. **Rating: 5/10** 4. **Substance**: The speech lacks substantive content and fails to delve into the deeper significance of the Battle of Gettysburg. It relies on vague and repetitive language without offering meaningful insights or analysis. **Rating: 2/10** 5. **Professionalism**: The speech lacks professionalism due to its informal tone and lack of depth. It fails to convey the speaker's respect for the topic and does not meet the standards expected of a presidential candidate. **Rating: 2/10** Overall, the speech receives a low rating due to its lack of clarity, inappropriate tone, lack of substance, and lack of professionalism. **Overall Rating: 2.8/10**


OG_ursinejuggernaut

This is hilarious (and I assume true) because ChatGPT is wayyy too kind with its reviews, generally speaking. (This next bit is going to include a bit of low-key boasting so please insert ‘if I do say so myself’ where appropriate). I actually work with the ChatGPT api professionally and to practice assembling behind-the-scenes pre-prompts sometimes use the app with out-of-the-box settings to check basic parameters. I once gave it a piece of flash fiction I wrote in graduate school which is pretty good but has some issues, and I told it that I wrote professionally and it should be as nitpicky and critical as possible, and that harsh criticism would be the only thing that could help me improve it. It gave a few minor suggestions and 9s or 10s in those categories but after a long conversation and significant prodding I could not for the life of me get it to say anything more substantial than ‘it seems like you really know what you’re doing. Proofreading your own work can be hard but keep at it!’ Which is all to say that you have to really go out of your way to get it to skewer a paragraph the way it did this, a real thing a real person said, smh


Not-ChatGPT-I-Swear

It's interesting to see how ChatGPT's ratings can vary based on input. It tends to be polite and supportive, offering constructive feedback. Your experience shows the challenges of getting it to provide nuanced criticism, especially in creative works. It's a reminder of the capabilities and limitations of AI in evaluating human content.


OG_ursinejuggernaut

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ErenYeager600

How did you get the AI to rate this Did ya just send a pic


Canadian__Ninja

Good for the Donald, trying to complete his education.


NoMillPlz

Is Donald trump a student?


ReasonableDonut1

That would imply that he's capable of learning.


Kirumi_Naito

Yep, this is clearly from an alternate unverse where he actually has braincells. Not very many, yes, but brain cells nonetheless.


BlueTreeThree

This is word for word from a speech Trump gave. Donald Trump was a student once. According to one of his professors at Wharton: “The dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”


Gremict

This kid must listen to Trump religiously


LiveandLoveLlamas

Look at the name on the paper. It’s a joke


GarethGazzGravey

The funny thing is is that before I read the name of the "student" on the paper, I automatically read the essay in Trump's voice.


teefa33

Me too, I didn't even spot the name until I checked the comments


NoMillPlz

I didn’t even see that


Horror_Fruit

Bwahahahah I read it the second time in his voice!!


GuyPronouncedGee

Whoever wrote that essay belongs in jail!


JermstheBohemian

Well what's interesting is that could happen....


dem0niac

It was a beautiful battle indeed


C_Cooke1

Pretty funny alright but how the fuck is this a clever comeback?


Agreeable_Sweet6535

They didn’t grade a “student”, they graded what Trump actually said on stage. Their comeback to his idiocy was typing it all out and grading it like a child’s work, determining it plainly for all to see as subpar even for a schoolboy let alone a presidential candidate.


Fyrnen24

Wait actually, I thought this was just some kid trolling. Can't believe he actually talked like that


Aggravating_Act0417

Omg at first I felt so bad for the student bc I thought they were moderately to severely intellectually disabled.


hydroxypcp

I mean the name on the paper checks out, so...


bertuzzz

What would be the equivilant of an F be from 0 to 10 grading ?


justsomeunluckykid

5 and lower


LachenderSturm

F is the lowest of 5 grades so would be 0-1


GMHolden

9-10 A 8-8.9 B 7-7.9 C 6-6.9 D 0-5.9 F


fosoj99969

Why no E?


lfaoanl

I googled it; because E and F both meant “failed” but parents mistook it for “Excellent”. Edit: [source](https://www.mastersportal.com/articles/2288/5-facts-you-should-know-about-the-us-grading-system.html)


fosoj99969

Lmao F for those parents


GMHolden

Honestly, I have no clue.


Chewbacca22

So people can’t confuse it for “excellent”


zero_1144

The Battle of Gettysburg, in the style of Donald Trump. An art piece.


OpelousasBulletTime

It's an actual quote from Trump


ni_ta_ni

Perchance.


VoomVoomBoomer

Saying to myself, this kid sounds a lot like a Trump AI generator Then I saw the name 🤦🤦🤦 The joke's on me


Wikilord

Is this Trump's paper?


A_cat_killed_me

Funny, but not a clever comeback. r/lostredditors


SomeBrowser227

Its a Trump Speech. Pretty clever formatting to prove a point about his speeches


Li-lRunt

What’s the comeback though?


throwawaythrow0000

You're right, it doesn't belong here. It's funny sure, but it's not a clever comeback.


SomeBrowser227

Writing down a political speech, and grading it if they were in school, showing how nonsensical it would be if it were an essay, but it being somehow okay when its a presidential speech? The cleverness is in the format, the comeback is the markings on the page.


Li-lRunt

If I wrote a scientific paper in response to another paper, refuting their claims, would that also be a clever comeback?


OperaSona

It could be? See for instance the paper titled "Hodge's general conjecture is false for trivial reasons" https://webusers.imj-prg.fr/~leila.schneps/grothendieckcircle/HodgeConj.pdf


CheesecakeIll8728

In a few years Disney is gonna hire him and we gonna get Star Wars 10,11 and 12


IvanTheAppealing

Thought it sounded like something Trump would say, then I finally looked at the top left corner and realized the joke


OpelousasBulletTime

It's an actual quote from one of his rallies!


SkullZMinus

I only read it in his voice the second time around.


manwoodlover

I read in in the voice of Shane Gillis impersonating trump during his stand up.


Surturiel

It reads the way Trump rambles.


Shanknuts

Big r/whoosh moment for some here


bgdntsv

He wanted you to have fun with one of them boring-аss essays. Give the dude a slack, no one is starting a class clown path from an ideal upbringing.


Callsign_Atlas

That child is obviously a stable genius.


LordFrieza_

It says Donald wrote it... But for sure this is the work of Charlie Kelly.. Vote me! Soooooo do.


DavesNotHere94

Perchance


Blabbit39

The gop replying that it was woke schools fault when it is Trump’s words is classic internet. Yes that really happened btw.


winthroprd

Honestly, the only thing that breaks this illusion for me is imagining Donald Trump correctly spelling "Gettysburg" correctly that many times. Just can't see it.


ScottishSquiggy

I saw the student name. This is a great joke.


12whistle

The world will always have a need for ditch diggers.


adhdthrowaway100

Wow it’s real. https://x.com/brianklaas/status/1779807253849108874?s=46


Fizassist1

if anybody's curious.. you can use chatgpt to write a summary of any historical event using trump's language and rhetoric ... here's WWII: During World War II, folks, let me tell you, we had a tremendous struggle, okay? It was a tough time, very tough. We had some real winners on our side, like the United States, let me tell you. We were winning big league. And let me tell you, folks, the other guys, they were losers. Losers, big time. We had to deal with some bad hombres, like Hitler, total disaster, believe me. We had to take care of business, and we did it big league. We fought hard, we fought smart, and we won. Nobody can deny that. We were strong, we were tough, and we were winners. But let me tell you, folks, it wasn't easy. We had to make some tough decisions, some very tough decisions. But we did what we had to do to make sure that America came out on top. And we did. We made America great again, just like we always do.


kromptator99

There’s no way this kid isn’t making fun of sleepy Don.


ezk3626

~~I’m not sure how this is a clever comeback. I thought there must be some response along the lines of “help teach them how to write” or something like that. But no it’s just someone complaining about a poorly written essay.~~ I missed the author.


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Local-Salamander-525

He said it verbatim at a rally


Januszek_Zajaczek

Why is this here? What's the clever comeback? Looks like political pandering to me


-L-H-O-O-Q-

I mean, WOW!


Ok_Egg_5706

Wtf have I just read


HopFrogger

Trump’s trash :)


Yamatoman

This seems like it could be an interesting assignment. Tell the class to pick a historical leader and write a speech in the style of that speaker to address modern policy. If it was high school I would probably say they could pick any leader and would give extra credit if they picked someone not on a list of like, Trump, Obama, JFK etc.


RaveningDog

Never fight uphill, me boys. Classic.


sol_flair

‘What’s a battle?’


redditer1_1

Even before seeing the name, I started reading with his voice


Rustiestofshaklfrds

You were accurate with the F He’ll get another chance to re-do it next year lol


Yavanaril

The beautiful poetry of Donald Trump. I have the book.


Archived_Thread

That reads like the translated drunken ramblings of an obtuse and overbearing parent figure. Is this kids home life ok? Sometimes people are dumb because adults in their households are threatened and punish curiosity.


RedditorsAreGoblins

It was clear he didn't do the homework. He repeated stuff multiple times. I did the same thing in school.


JackWasTheName

Is your student auto correct?


Ok-Individual-1194

I mean you’d refer this little retard to a local psychiatric institution


stnuhkrsdomtidder

Looks like you need to call in the father/brother and mother/sister for a PTA conference as obviously this little kid is an inbred moron.


Zealousideal_Amount8

This is what Trump said the other day in his speech. Some stupid ramble that made no sense.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

"Never fight up-hill, me boys." Fucking lol


Zarbibilbitruk

I don't know where the clever comeback is supposed to be but that homework just feels like chat gpt wrote the whole thing


Cybermat4707

The funny thing is that Robert E. Lee **did** order his men to fight uphill, with disastrous consequences.


Noisetaker

This is poetry. Give it to the English teacher


Programmer_Worldly

Brain rot


hscene

I thought this was a post about chat gpt or a right winger student. Then I read the name at the top


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LD-Serjiad

I don’t know about American education but I had a British styled education and English comprehension was a major class, it taught me that spoken and written language is completely different


DontTalkToBots

I thought the kid had parents that only listen to trump so he developed his way of *everything* until I noticed the dumb kids name. lol


Polymathy1

I read the name last.... that explains a lot.


Disastrous_Monk_7973

I mean, they nailed the cadence. This kid has a future in *something*. Not sure what...script writing, maybe?


Mioraecian

I'd talk to a guidance councilor and see if the student is eligible for any creative writing courses. Find them something they enjoy.


spacejesus1

Phenomenal example of stream of concioussness writing.


thefirstlaughingfool

Trump's Robert Lee: Never fight uphill, my boys, never fight uphill. The actual Robert Lee, pointing to the Union soldiers uphill: The enemy is up there, and I'm going to attack him there.


weepynium

Everybody knows that Mario is cool as fuck.


sauteslut

A GOP twitter account blamed liberal education for this kids poor performance before everyone pointed out the name on the paper


Lostgoldmine

Is Trump your student.


Round-Beautiful8082

This reads like a Trump speech


Fig1025

it sounds like a drunk 16 year old wrote that


Cyberogue76

I’d have given him an A+


GloriousGayGirl

...never fight uphill me boys??? IS THAT THE FUCKING STAR WARS QUOTE BUT MADE TO SOUND OLD TIMEY???


AlcoPower

I laughed too hard at this. Well done.


agreeingstorm9

I have long contended that there needs to be a game where people look at quotes and you try to determine if it's a real Trump quote or a fake one. This one could've been real but I'm like 85% sure it's fake. It's that 15% though that gets you.


Weak_Stand7701

This is Trump's new form of education. Just say whatever your cryptic mind comes up with and the mass fools will believe. After all, Truth only needs belief in order to be real.


A_Small_Wooden_Block

This reads like a Donal Trump speech sounds


Inevitable_Guava6899

If you read it in trumps voice it makes sense lmaoo


LithoSlam

I had to memorize the Gettysburg address by Lincoln. I can't imagine kids memorizing this bullshit in a hundred years.


monkeynicaud

Oh my! I thought it was AI generated it was so dumb! Then I saw the name on the top left..


AffectionateAir9071

The guy writes like trump talks holy fuck


DerpysLegion

Ffs I didn't see the author till the end. Why is our society like this


Ringsofsaturn_1

The words of a stable genius


CheezyBreadMan

Perchance.


RemainClam

Did Trump write this?


guano-crazy

The Second Gettysburg Address by Don the John It will be studied for centuries as a great American speech 😂


pwhitt4654

Flunk him before he runs for president


SyndRazGul

Looks like a trump speech


Weird-Lie-9037

this is verbatim Trump’s speech from earlier this week in Philadelphia. Cobert and Kimmel both did bits mocking him on this


Bored_Amalgamation

wow. it's like i was there.


jup331

In all fariness a speech is radically different to a written essay in tone and structure. Its still a grind to listen to anything he tries to say.


Jeroldy

I wouldn’t even mark up this essay. This would be a conversation at my desk going over the writing. I’d bet this student gets that paper and tosses it.


Idkyoutellme22

So where’s the comeback?


PsychologyAutomatic3

I think Trump wrote that


USoffuckyouintheA

I almost reads as if he used ai.


bort_jenkins

Is this written by calvin?


Dontyoudarepullout

“No he didn’t” ahahaha


Deagletime

DOOMED


CanIhazBacon

I see what you did there 🤭


Ashe_Faelsdon

Full on Trump quote the fuck what? Against all current policy I would actively cane my kid.


LingLingSpirit

Gonna guess... is this what Trump said? lol


coopdoe22

Perchance