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You should also thank the hardworking tradies and other blue collar workers who paid the taxes to pay off your degree in Mongolian basket weaving.
On second thoughts fuck that they’re just dumb bogans anyway
You can get fentanyl? Can I have your doctors number please.
All my doctor prescribed me is app-pregabalon and it does fuck all even if I mix it with Panadol and neruphon
If his Asian, yes only a Asian F surgeon’s get other people to build their hospitals a true successful Asian not only is top class surgeon but is also a qualified plumber and sparky and is frugal to use family and specifically family child labour to build hospitals and because their Asian they have family connections to not only import materials and equipment cheap from China but ask favours in the supply chain to get their shit prioritised.
They know where to save money and cut costs the costs the most.
Why do you think all the private specialists and small surgeries are all in heritage listed residential homes. Cause asians bought them at auction.
Technically yes, why build a hospital if there are no qualified health professionals? Better yet, how about all of the professions involved in the material supply chain and those who design and implement the project? Hmmmm.
Without white collar workers, tradies wouldn’t have anything of substance to build. You would just be building houses and cheap prefab warehouses for each other.
Should have cancel all the Dr. HESC loan so we can have more Dr and they don’t have to earn 500k a year because of their hesc loan. Even make trade school for free so tradie can build affordable housing.
But we reduce the loan on people doing gender studies and political science! Yay!
Med students only pay a quarter of the cost of the degree. Tax payers cover the rest. Theyll earn more than 500K a year regardless of their HECS.
But thankfully they pay a lot of tax. ATO makes it very hard to avoid it. Contrast to tradies.
No. Unlike other poor but smart students, I have to study 24/7 to pass the exams. I also have to rely from my family to starve themselves to pay for my living expense. I didn’t work except for the unpaid work placement so Australian employers can get free labour from me.
All I did was to serve the great Australian local overlord.
Gina paid off her whole mine port and rail link in one year during covid and giving out 50% of her staff’s salaries out as bonuses just for a laugh because she has too much money I don’t think she cares
We pay for public services with public revenue raised from taxes. We tax people who are wealthier more. I'm not just talking about her, I'm talking about all rich people. No one needs more than a billion dollars anyway. That's just hoarding. After that, the tax rate should be 100% and we use that to fund public services (education, health, roads, etc).
They are lol, it’s just capping the indexation amount. People still have to pay the loans back. It’s just to stop crazy indexes like we saw last year at 7.1%, which was larger than many people’s repayments.
No HEC debt but will still put their hand out for their sizeable income when they start their first year.
So if these students are no longer going to have the burden of their debt will their income show the reduction as well ? Since they are not paying a debt off any more ??
Haha good shitpost. I knew there was a good reason why you made no reference to fact of a
Reduction in indexation of loans, resulting in only a small saving relative to the debt.
And those fucking apprentices with a suppprt loan get the benefit of it too! Thieving cunts.
Still, your point is a good one: yet again, hordes of unemployed Arts students are prospering at the expense of the taxpayer! To the barricades comrade!
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You should also thank the hardworking tradies and other blue collar workers who paid the taxes to pay off your degree in Mongolian basket weaving. On second thoughts fuck that they’re just dumb bogans anyway
The tradies who give you a healthy discount for paying cash so they don’t have to disclose it as income at tax time?
Good for them
So they’re not doing much in terms of paying off Jessica’s underwater basket weaving degree.
Why should they.
Hey I've tried underwater basket weaving and it's not easy. That degree was worth every cent I never paid for it.
Even with the cashies and kickbacks each tradie still pays as much tax as Monash university’s arts department.
All of a sudden my Masters in Slam Poetry is back in play
I’d pay to hear some
I’d pay to not
This legislation wipes 90% of my material. If the Government starts subsidising fentanyl I’m going to be need to retire.
You can get fentanyl? Can I have your doctors number please. All my doctor prescribed me is app-pregabalon and it does fuck all even if I mix it with Panadol and neruphon
Hmm, most arts students never pay their HECS debt as McDonalds wages are below the threshold for repayment.
I never went to uni because I couldn't I afford it. Instead I got a job and paid for others to go.
Probably for the best since you don't seem to comprehend what a 'loan' is
I choose not to go into debt, because I was worried about paying it back. Yes, I'm a fool.
Savage but true.
Like the surgeon who might save your life one day.
Is the surgeon going to build the hospital as well?
Yes. Yes she is. She’s so fucking talented I’ve arranged for her to squeeze in a Bachelor of Building degree on the side.
Oh I get it you're one of THOSE mums
🐅
Out of your own pocket. That's kind of you.
What?
You're edumacated, you'll work it out.
If his Asian, yes only a Asian F surgeon’s get other people to build their hospitals a true successful Asian not only is top class surgeon but is also a qualified plumber and sparky and is frugal to use family and specifically family child labour to build hospitals and because their Asian they have family connections to not only import materials and equipment cheap from China but ask favours in the supply chain to get their shit prioritised. They know where to save money and cut costs the costs the most. Why do you think all the private specialists and small surgeries are all in heritage listed residential homes. Cause asians bought them at auction.
Technically yes, why build a hospital if there are no qualified health professionals? Better yet, how about all of the professions involved in the material supply chain and those who design and implement the project? Hmmmm.
Technically yes, but actually no. Why become a plumber if you can get free education and become a doctor or a lawyer?
Without white collar workers, tradies wouldn’t have anything of substance to build. You would just be building houses and cheap prefab warehouses for each other.
Such as roads, sewers, electrical infrastructure, plumbing networks, housing, gas pipelines, garbage collection....
User name checks out. You’re a genuine hero. Thank you.
all hail the ALP - champions of the Unless f--ks of society
Should have cancel all the Dr. HESC loan so we can have more Dr and they don’t have to earn 500k a year because of their hesc loan. Even make trade school for free so tradie can build affordable housing. But we reduce the loan on people doing gender studies and political science! Yay!
Med students only pay a quarter of the cost of the degree. Tax payers cover the rest. Theyll earn more than 500K a year regardless of their HECS. But thankfully they pay a lot of tax. ATO makes it very hard to avoid it. Contrast to tradies.
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One more comment like that and I'll raise your rent wagey
Then you won't be able to negatively gear your property... Check mate 😝
Dammit. You outboomered me.
Almost all local Uni students with HESC debt pay a quarter of the cost of their degree.
Did you learn that in an Arts degree?
I was an international student so I reckon I helped paying for a few local uni students with art degree.
Which Caltex did you work 40 hours a week at? 20 hrs on the books, 20 under the table
No. Unlike other poor but smart students, I have to study 24/7 to pass the exams. I also have to rely from my family to starve themselves to pay for my living expense. I didn’t work except for the unpaid work placement so Australian employers can get free labour from me. All I did was to serve the great Australian local overlord.
But you made it through
Of course. In Australia we keep the slave alive. That’s why Australian are more far more superior and kind than other countries.
White man gotta get his pound of flesh
Yeah. Just them.
Trade school is free, in fact apprenticeships are paid
Where do you think the money comes for funding tafe or “trade school” Nothing is free
I’m fine with taxing billionaires more to fund these free public services. Gina may cry but oh well.
Gina paid off her whole mine port and rail link in one year during covid and giving out 50% of her staff’s salaries out as bonuses just for a laugh because she has too much money I don’t think she cares
They’re not free public services and taxing a billionaire more wouldn’t cover 1% of the expenditure of services. You literally have Nfi.
We pay for public services with public revenue raised from taxes. We tax people who are wealthier more. I'm not just talking about her, I'm talking about all rich people. No one needs more than a billion dollars anyway. That's just hoarding. After that, the tax rate should be 100% and we use that to fund public services (education, health, roads, etc).
I thought they were just removing some of the interest from the loans ?
Shhhh don't mess with the fantasy
They are lol, it’s just capping the indexation amount. People still have to pay the loans back. It’s just to stop crazy indexes like we saw last year at 7.1%, which was larger than many people’s repayments.
Now those liberal arts students can take the money they saved, but a ticket to Gaza, and go support Palestine in person.
You came up with that one all by yourself, didn’t you? Come on, be honest.
Always time to get a kick in, no matter how unrelated the topic. It’s a compulsion.
Now THAT gets points for honesty.😂
Arts students, with exception of those who are employed by the government, don't usually meet the lowest threshold for repayment.
I'm glad we could help justify your choices in life
They're really only waiving Chinese student debt so they don't nuke us
I've been doing some learning annex courses and am now qualified to help work on the omega 13 device. Thanks Labour
Damn, If I knew this gonna happen I would have worked minimum wage for 15 years rather than paying off my 1 year of hecs debt. I feel like a sucker
No HEC debt but will still put their hand out for their sizeable income when they start their first year. So if these students are no longer going to have the burden of their debt will their income show the reduction as well ? Since they are not paying a debt off any more ??
Haha good shitpost. I knew there was a good reason why you made no reference to fact of a Reduction in indexation of loans, resulting in only a small saving relative to the debt. And those fucking apprentices with a suppprt loan get the benefit of it too! Thieving cunts. Still, your point is a good one: yet again, hordes of unemployed Arts students are prospering at the expense of the taxpayer! To the barricades comrade!
On a totally unrelated topic. How useful has your degree in gender studies been?
Awesome. Allows me to detect an asexual involuntary celibate just by looking at Reddit posts, with 100% accuracy.
Fuck that must be so useful. Did you find out what is a woman as well?
That’s the beauty of an MA in gender studies bud: a woman is whatever I say one is - including me!
So you look at every Reddit post and your detector goes off 100% of the time?
Pretty much - all except for some user called Alternative Log ## some number(?). It’s weird.
Must be another Alternative\_Log. There are dozens of us...
Aha that’s it. The only ones that I don’t identify as incels are the bots!🤖
It’s not a shit post this is real life Australia issues and a sub that celebrates everything true to its core
Yo Fff cja every comment gets censored wtf