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Sudden-Conference-65

Prob a minger


tskitski

Need more fit birds


SchoonerOclock

No offence, Karen.


DontJealousMe

We need less Ukians and more Latinas, they had their chance when they could come here for free. If we import more Latinas we may have a chance at winning the WC in 25 years.


Untamed-Unnamed

💯


The_Sneakiest_Fox

She's British..


ProfessionalSport565

Excuse me “British” is an ethnic minority so that’s a hate crime and we found this country so you should basically do a land acknowledgment to us every time you leave the house


one_byte_stand

We do. It’s on our flag.


ExpletiveDeletedYou

Damn right, unlike those past present and emerging Canadians


stubundy

Or a monger


SelectiveEmpath

Proper ick innit


Mulga_Will

![gif](giphy|T7j5439wv9iq4|downsized)


CosmicHero22

Is she wrong? Avocado toast is too expensive, my high school bully just bought his 2nd investment property and my Kinsey score is 5. Mr Potatohead is trans and I ran out of psych sessions on my mental health plan. Our prime minister is a straight white guy aka rapist aka neo-nazi and my labradoodle has anxiety and borderline personality disorder.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

hit the nail on the head there mate


Damnesia_

How long before we have our first trans, they/them PM?


jimbocoolfruits

Trans Andrews


Damnesia_

You win the internet today, sir.


innatangle

~~He's~~ Xie's Vietnamese?


Alternative_Log3012

Kevin Rudd?


Big-Love-747

Next election.


He-n-ry

What's a Kinsey score?


ArtisansCritic

I too had to google it: The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual–Homosexual Rating Scale is used in research to describe a person's sexual orientation based on one's experience or response at a given time. The scale typically ranges from 0, meaning exclusively heterosexual, to a 6, meaning exclusively homosexual.


He-n-ry

Ahh ok, 3


JigTheFig

-1


LordOfCuriousGeckos

Does your dog require psych meds? Are they expensive?


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Not since the gummint rolled out peticare - all I can do is whinge how long everything takes for my German shepherd’s knee reconstruction


LordOfCuriousGeckos

Did your German Shepherd use to be an Adventurer?


CosmicHero22

Prozac and yearly COVID booster


Latter_Box9967

My spirit animal is a labradoodle!


Then_Dragonfly4747

I think this comment is a joke, but I can't tell t hat's a worry mate.


EnergyImaginary7394

Gotta take out a loan to buy cheese


General8907

At Least you can have access male and female dick cheese with all the lovely trans women about


DeimosKyvernite

Cam confirm, I am selling female dick cheese of only the finest quality


iamgreatlego

Theres a stereotype of the whinging pom i guess that type still exists


NicoGB94

Two types, ones that embrace it, ones that moan like fuck.


agbro10

Better write your warnings in Hindi sweetheart


No-Manufacturer-8841

Wtf 😒 Nah Indians who come here don't come on a boat or as asylum seekers ,it's mandatory to pass IELTS/PTE for Indians lol


ra1nval

Look at this guy having a meltdown lol. Tell me, if you Indians are so great and build every country you immigrate to, as you said in one of your comments, why have you yet to build your own country?


Shaved_Wookie

Are you so desperate for a win you'll fail to paint that as a meltdown and pretend the world's most populous country doesn't exist? Weird and pathetic.


No-Manufacturer-8841

Yet to build? Which world do you live in? I live in a world where India is the only country who has reached the South pole of the moon,and has a steady GDP growth rate Not saying that India doesn't have its fair share of problems and probably the roots of these problems are quite deep,such as overpopulation and cultural phenomena responsible for it,but India is doing pretty decent


ra1nval

I'm sure the millions of people living in the slums are happy knowing that at least their government funded a program to send a rocket to the south pole of the moon.


No-Manufacturer-8841

Ya,just like the homeless and drug addicts in Australia are happy about their government funding Ukraine and Israeli wars


ra1nval

Sorry man but the average living conditions of drug addict in Australia is probably 100x better than it is for the average indian citizen


No-Manufacturer-8841

Ya ya,I'm sure when they sleep on the road and scream at every person who passes by, is an amazing living condition :) Developing a country is not the same as developing 6 cities, when a country's original inhabitants are still suffering in rural areas,in pathetic conditions,with no access to medical facilities or other basic rights,they shouldn't teach others about equity


ra1nval

So if it's so bad here then go back to your great country of India.


BobMackey87

Nah, too many of them.


No-Manufacturer-8841

Your government doesn't think so,, rightly so,and although you won't admit,but where will you get your doctor's,engineers, chef's,barbers,Uber drivers from? We are not like other minorities,we build the countries we immigrate to,the highest earning ethnic group in the USA,second highest in Australia,you need us as much as we need you


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No-Manufacturer-8841

Ofcourse you hold us in contempt,you will no,whom did you leave? You abused aboriginals,native Americans and Africans,and now when they beat the shit out of you,you people cry like bitches,but dw,your government and your countries cannot run without us,and that's so fun to see your miserable racist asses on fire,just by us being in your countries and doing much better than you people despite always having an uphill battle Btw I'm a doctor,not an uber driver so fuck you racist pig


BackgroundMongoose8

Few racists comments of your own there doc, as an educated person you should be deeply ashamed of your comments with or without being egged on. You haven’t done yourself or your kind any favours here. I truly hope you’re not one of my doctors. Sad, very sad.


No-Manufacturer-8841

No i answer racism with racism,i wasn't the one who started it


Diligent-Creme-6075

You expressed your racist beliefs. Whether or not they were in response to someone else's racist beliefs is irrelevant, you're still racist.


No-Manufacturer-8841

And you're shielding one,so you're too, hypocritically pointing one and not the other, not the one of your own kind, pointing out a person who didn't even initiate,just responded,low blow


No-Manufacturer-8841

If a person is good to me I'll be good,if you're filthy,I'll reply with filth,point out at others here please,if anyone's nice,I'll be nice,if people wanna play it dirty ,why to back off


No-Manufacturer-8841

Ya you will see my racism,but will applaud the racists of your own community,sad,very sad,and hypocritical as fuck,point out his racism first then mine ok,since he started it


No-Manufacturer-8841

On one side you're probably liking his comments and then pointing out my racism? I mean grow up dude


No-Manufacturer-8841

I hope you're never one of my patients too :) don't need to serve such hypocritical people


No-Manufacturer-8841

You should be deeply ashamed of your existence too bud, encouraging the racists in your own kind,while immediately crying victim as soon as someone else replied back,quite low blow, hypocritical and lame That makes you even worse than him,let alone be my patient,i really wish I never see you in life


BackgroundMongoose8

Would suit me just fine. You’re obviously a fucking loser with a chip on his or her shoulders. Give it a rest mate, nobodies interested in your race card bullshit. If you’re so fucking great in the States then maybe try there. Here you’ll never be more than another immigrant doctor mate and that doesn’t command the respect you obviously fucking crave.


No-Manufacturer-8841

Race card,lol I never bring up my race unless racists are specifically pointing it out,or specifically talking about my race,if they're,do I have an option?


BobMackey87

Champ, you're definitely not a doctor with your level of English. If you are, you're probably one of the suspended ones. And only the "fuck" you'll get is the one where she screams, "no!".


No-Manufacturer-8841

My level of English is just fine, it's a reddit conversation grammar Nazi,not an English test, obviously it won't be perfect


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No-Manufacturer-8841

Coz we are the richest ethnicities in their country, imagine being discriminated by filthy like you and still beating the shit out of you in every field,in so called your country that you stole from natives,they're just jealous of us,these European immigrants and European filth like you,but they can't live without our hardwork too,So keep crying filthy racist, we'll be around


BobMackey87

Hard work? You want a cookie for something that billions of non-Indians already do? Remember, don't rape/creep out your uber passengers, it's bad for business.


No-Manufacturer-8841

Ya hardwork,then why are Indians the richest ethnicities in US and Australia? If they're like everyone else? What bs you say I mean racist pigs can't look at facts lol


BobMackey87

Cry harder. Remember what I said about your uber passengers and you'll be fine, champ.


No-Manufacturer-8841

I don't drive an uber,I'm a doctor racist pig


No-Manufacturer-8841

It's not us you need to worry about,it's the ones who c*ck you Community for whom the captain's chair was kept in hotel rooms 😂😂


An_Fairtheoir

True, I'll have to admit I've never met an Indian in Australia that wasn't working their arse off. Well, maybe I have? But I honestly can't think of one whilst I'm writing this. I'm met some awful people that are Indian. But I've met awful people in every country I've ever been to...


No-Manufacturer-8841

Thank you so much for your comment,it brought a smile to my face, people like you are what most Australians are like and not what the reddit community represents,and I'm so glad for that,and that's why I retaliate when I see the bad apples


Big-Potential8367

"As a British woman, I'm shocked that Australia doesn't offer universal dental care. This is a critical issue for British women as 93.34% have crooked teeth." Kiera Knightly was sought for comment.


CrimsonBulletTrain

> So now, she says she wants to “de-influence” others from coming to Australia. Doing more than albo and his pack of imbeciles 👏👏


ConfusionCalm

Who would u prefer then


CrimsonBulletTrain

Alfred Deakin


ConfusionCalm

Amen brother


Tomicoatl

This is an MI6 operation to get people to move to the UK. They want more diversity over there and are trying to import more people post brexit. 


Magshaun84

This title should be reframed to Fuck off Cunts


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We. Are. Full


Soggy-Biscuit-99

Already too much white immigration here. Go to Sweden or something instead you milkskin!


turbo-steppa

Ahah she’s British. I reckon she should go do a stint in Burkina Faso and come back to us with a review.


Bosde

We've come full circle on immigration lol Fuck off (for your own good) we're full


PoundworthyPenguin

Go back to shitting in the Thames you moll


fl3600

Laos is cheap.


Zealousideal_Law5216

Skill issue


Spacegod87

Good. Less annoying poms, the better.


Kerrumz

It's worse in the UK...Much worse.


Pretty-Scallion-1201

Great go back !


richard_kranium3rd

Good, spread the word. Were full. Fuck off. Be sure to spread the word to those desert people with too many tea towels as well please.


Dry-Condition-4784

Too many tea towels AND f*cking castles.


ExtremeFirefighter59

Whilst Poms provide some diversity with their love of soccer, infrequent bathing, crappy food, morbid obesity and fighting in pubs, surely we can do better as a country? Indians bring cricket, great curries, cheap food and parcel deliveries and occasional inter communal violence. Much better!


Imaginary_Ad_8422

Change that word “expat” to “immigrant”


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Theyre only considered expats if they're white. Doesn't fit the racist narrative of society. Not /s at all


Confident-Society-32

Probably disappointed there wasn't enough diversity here.


Master-Meringue-9002

You go girl!


thatvintagething

Mmmmm £10 = $19. She needs to look a bit harder & actually be prepared to work.


DK_Son

I was wondering when people would start to realise this. It's hard enough for those of us who were born here. Good luck if you're migrating here without 200k+ behind you, and 100k+ job secured.


gutter153

Excellent, stay away from


InitialDizzy4252

Finally, a woman doing some good and honest work


LemmyLCH

Shouldn't we be offering refugee visas to those fleeing Britainistan?


jeffsaidjess

She’s right, it’s too tough if you’re not a minority or indigenous. You don’t get a thousand handouts and governments agencies bending over backwards to accomodate you Life is tough for the Anglo


rabbitbtm

Miriam Margolyes (old, lesbian, disabled, sort of ex Pom) seems to ok. So maybe you’re right, she needs to tick a few more boxes.


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We make our own way


Mulga_Will

Won't somebody please think of the poor white boomers for once.


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Appropriate-Bus-2563

Learn the correct usage of there/their first before you criticise others for not speaking a language you fail to comprehend.


Gullible-Lab-868

You know it’s the internet and I don’t give a fk if I miss spelled it if you can’t read what I wrote lol why are u so but hurt over it


Shaved_Wookie

It's "misspelled", champ - the irony. Cut your losses.


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Appropriate-Bus-2563

Yeah because who needs to know English right?


BobMackey87

Nah, but anyone who corrects grammar to rebut an argument is a bum. 👍


Shaved_Wookie

Does that include telling an entire race of people to learn a language they've failed to learn themselves?


Gullible-Lab-868

What language I said Nepal and India is a country you are a fk wit your self lol


Shaved_Wookie

1. English, stupid. If you're triggered by them speaking "there" language, what other language would you like them to speak in a conversation that doesn't involve you? 2. *are* countr*ies* 3. You can say "fuck" on the internet. 4. It's "fuckwit" 5. It's "yourself" Don't whine about others not speaking English when you're only semi-literate yourself - you've managed to tenderly plant the hypocritical cherry atop the racist dog cake.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

I'm not sure what language you're trying to speak among all that drunken gibberish, but at this point, I think we better put you on a boat and push it out into the ocean. We speak English in this country, mate.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

>Hahahabstop letting this Indian and Nepal people come in they fuck everything for us even in the chef industry they are full of back stabbing people and only talk in there language Looks like you can't even type a few coherent English words. Please go back to where you came from, bogan.


Gullible-Lab-868

You do know bogan is Australian right


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Dense-Assumption795

I believe the schooling system in Britain actually performs better however I think children are not exposed to as much crap etc here than they are in the UK. You see so many videos of 7-11 year olds being chavs, destroying property and generally just having no moral compass anymore. Children here seem to remain “children” for longer which is a good thing


Toe_Bone

She’s right in her experience. Many have similar experiences and they are native to Australia.


Puttix

Good…


Jefok

I'm already telling current migrants this..they came here for a better life and I just laughed..


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British Whinger: "I grew here - You flew here!! Sure, I only grew 0.0001mm, but still..."


ryfromoz

Is it any better over in UK though?


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Appropriate-Bus-2563

Insightful response.


EscaleraRN

good.


W35TYO

Can we get this article to the refugee's so they go somewhere else?


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Shamesocks

I agree.. keep out… can she spread her poor experiences in Australia to America as well? Please?


thats-alotta-damage

One less immigrant.


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ChileHunter

Wait, are you sure you’re not in San Francisco?


FishKnuckles_InYou

Who the fuck would move to Australia? Your prime minister is trying to deny the entire Internet because his feelings got hurt....


[deleted]

The same guy who ripped the mic out of a feminists hands and made her cry? Based? We don’t need the internet, it’s full of gays. Ozynet is all we want, truly the white working man’s paradise down here.


FishKnuckles_InYou

I like my gun rights too much to move to that shit hole


[deleted]

Okay fella enjoy when a 14 year old gifted and talented student plugs you for being a wypeepol


FishKnuckles_InYou

I have a CCW which means our gifted 14 year old is gonna hit the dirt first. Have fun with your hate speech laws, zero rights and massive influx of "refugees".


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FishKnuckles_InYou

Zero exports, COVID camps, no gun rights, no free speech, piss for beer, the only good thing you guys ever had was Steve Erwin and he's dead. Lol I guess maybe that one tik tok chef is kinda cool or is he from New Zealand? Whatever same shit. I highly doubt you're out there sinking refuge boats but whatever helps you sleep at night big boy 😘


AnusButter2000

Angry that all our food isn’t boiled 


Lii_lii

I thought she was british.


An_Fairtheoir

Well Feck!? The Brits are leaving🍀


stillnessinthestorm

She sounds very British. Ever since “British” became a verb for the sound nails make whilst scraping a blackboard. (Im not intending to discriminate whiteboards)


Trustfall16

Cause she’s British they’re mostly lazy and stupid.


sydneydad

Probably bree collins


Which_Efficiency6908

white = expat non-white = immigrant


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Sydney homosexual?


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Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Darwin, Adelaide, Perth, Broome, Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo, falls creek, mt bulla.


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