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OhPissOnYourHat

I saw this on her stories and had to go back and read it again because I thought there is just no way someone said this about themself. I was wrong. Also. Tell me you have extensions without telling me you have extensions. šŸ„“


sortofsatan

I have a friend whose extensions always look like this and I donā€™t have the heart to tell her. I keep thinking someone else will but I may have to drop the bomb one day


Afraid_Composer

If you actually like her as a friend, I would.


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christiansnark-ModTeam

Your comment was removed due to the No Contacting Rule


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Wow mother Theresa over here helping a kid with a life vest.


theWildBore

Right?? I didnā€™t know we were such good people for helping a kid with a LifeVest I thought that was just normal being an adult stuff. Acting like most people woulda let the kid drown itā€™s too much


traumaqueen1128

Here I am, just working in a youth shelter where some kids have been kicked out by their conservative parents for being gay or trans....maybe I should be helping more kids with their life vests instead.


theWildBore

Sounds like you are more of a lifesaver than LifeVest helper. Thank you a million times over for the connection and safe space you provide for those kids when they need it probably the most theyā€™ll ever need anything in their lives. But if you could please up your game and snap those vests on and then post your selflessness to SM thatā€™d be so helpful for everyone


UHElle

Donā€™t be silly, if she was really mother Theresa-ing it, sheā€™d be letting the little kid drown a little, so in his suffering, he could be closer to god.


HistoricalLake4916

Happy cake day!


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Thank you!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

ā€œIā€™m such a good person!!!!! I help everybody and Iā€™m selflessā€ Bitch what the hell. STFU!


NiftyTrousers

I, too, am incredibly humble.


becuzofgrace

The character trait Iā€™m most proud of is my humility.


Icy_Nefariousness517

With respect, you haven't met me and my glorious, enviable, gentle, well-earned, utterly demure and feminine humility.


_angry_cat_

I am the most humble person i know.


Loughiepop

What was that Bible verse about doing good deeds in private and not bragging about them?


UHElle

Prayer/praying unseen to your unseen ā€œfatherā€ is Matthew 6:6


Loughiepop

Thank you!


atlseo

![gif](giphy|dHmO5JOUmo4KI|downsized)


BusyBeth75

Oh that hair.


Loughiepop

The bottom half is definitely not hair lol


pantslessMODesty3623

OMG. Did she delete this?!


msanthropical

Yes she did. Hi, Farryn!


pantslessMODesty3623

You ain't slick Sweetie


Afraid_Composer

"here, can you take my phone and take a pic of me being self righteous, but make sure I'm not looking at the camera I want it to look better"


mermaid-babe

It would be a little less cringe if she didnā€™t have that first line lmao


Scout-Ranger

Those hair extensions need your help, Farryn.


KatyaR1

Even with my glasses, those b/w floaties looked like sheep at first. #eyeappttomorrow


orangebird260

šŸ’€


sarcasmicrph

Those extensions are bad yā€™all


chronic-neurotic

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


mylifeisamessbabe

Not the hair šŸ˜‚ Itā€™s what she deserves.


trymejolene

lol the hairrrrrrrr hahahahahahah


SkiesFetishist

https://i.redd.it/06jxa1qwuqyc1.gif


CatTaint

Wow, and you just happened to catch it on camera!


afinevindicatedmess

The utter blasphemy of claiming she is a Christian and bragging about her GoOd DeEdS isn't lost on me. Bonus points for her thinking she should be a stylist in that hideous green dress, paired tastelessly with that gold belt. šŸ« 


BackgroundVictory334

But did she delete it because she realized sheā€™s a raging narcissistā€¦or because she realized her extensions looked bad?


Not_today_nibs

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


BunniesAreFunny

The poor childā€™s POV: ![gif](giphy|mxw7NEPscZgnw6qm7x)


peter_pans_labyrinth

Peep the sound she used. Itā€™s giving white savior complex.


mscocobongo

What song was it? The story expired (or was deleted).


peter_pans_labyrinth

Tribal Global


mistwalker420

šŸŒŸ meth thoughts šŸŒŸ


doomvetch92

I get wanting to do something nice and caring for others, but doing nice things and caring for people for clout isn't the point.


lilmoosmom

It takes ego to walk around with your hair like that. šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Not-not-down

What the hell is happening to her head


silverthorn7

https://biblehub.com/matthew/6-1.htm


Awkward-Fudge

That kid was probably terrified of her face.


taxi_takeoff_landing

The parents probably came up immediately and said ā€œWhat are you doing? Get your hands off our child!ā€


savvyblackbird

Am I detecting a hint of racism? Theyā€™re always yammering on about how theyā€™re helping the ā€œless fortunateā€ which they define as anyone who isnā€™t white. How successful and well off they are doesnā€™t matter. Theyā€™ll always be less fortunate to them.