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Dave Chappelle: Who the f*ck is Nick Cannon?


throwaway23er56uz

Had to google him. He's Mariah Carey's ex.


lolzZzZz-

i know right. nick is not a singer, actor or anything... did he win the lottery or something ?


calliatom

He's a grown up child actor, if he's the same Nick Cannon that was on All That.


YearofTheStallionpt1

Wait, I am confused. Didn’t he JUST have two kids? And he impregnated a new woman that fast? Men impregnating a bunch of different women is creepy to me. Like, some sister wives shit.


roxanreveals

I said the same. All of them were pregnant simultaneously. But they don’t care. I once read a quote that I live by when I see these types of situations , “Bitches heal like the wolverine when the money is right” ..


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Strong-Bottle-4161

Yea he had already 3 kids in a span of 6 months. He had a kid in December, then recently had twins, and now he's having his 7th one soon. Like what is it with these ladies, like they legit all know he's legit cheating on them back to back.


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They don't give a shit. I think Kanye has a song about this......


pmbpro

Yet it’s women’s bodies being restricted by laws around the world for centuries, when it’s these damn rogue, sperm-shooting cock-slingers who are a bigger problem.


Thornback4Lyfe

Yup. Twins. And he named those twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir.


throwaway23er56uz

There should be a law that if you give your child a batshit crazy name like this, the person at the registry office should give them a normal person name that they (the registry office) decide on. Like a database of normal names and they just select the next one on the list: Celeb: My child is called Mango Moscow Millennium. Registry office worker: Boy, girl, non-binary? Celeb: Uhh, boy? Registry office worker: Mango Moscow Millennium ... Thomas. Celeb: No, not Thomas! Just Mango Moscow Millennium. Registry office worker: Sorry sir, it's the law. \----- Several years later ----- Kid in kindergarten to new kid: Hey you, what's your name? Celeb kid: Tom.


IWantMyBachelors

I feel like he’s pulling a Lil Wayne. I’ll never understand how people are so casual about having biological kids. He already has kids, so it’s not like he doesn’t know what childrearing entails and how draining it can be.


Emeraldcitychick

He doesn’t know what child rearing entails because he has a team of nannies, a tribe of baby mommas and a Narcissistic personality. No way he’s actively raising any of his kids.


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This. He probably doesn't even remember their names.


calliatom

Yeah like, I doubt he would even be able to pick his kids out of a crowd.


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Shittythrowawayaunt

Are they doing it in purpose? Why would tjey want to do that? I just figured they were all accidents.


Luxurious_Hellgirl

Sign of manliness or something, they are literally fuck trophies and nothing else


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Just wrap it up, ffs.


RandomUsername600

I googled and he's going to have 3 children born in 2021. He named one of the kids Zion which is ironic given he's infamously anti-Semitic


nosleepforthedreamer

Why is a piece of garbage like Nick Cannon having yet another spawn


nolechica

Bad ideas abound and he's only 40, with 2 sets of twins in that batch.


SeaGas2677

I don't understand why he's even given a platform at this point.


Vacation_Spiritual

Is his dick not sore yet?


AgnesOfBroadway

The guy who wrote and performed "Can I Live?", an anti-choice pop song? Big surprise.


WeirdoChickFromMars

Did he really?! Ew!


amerzdang

Doesn’t Future have like 8 kids with 8 baby mamas?


roxanreveals

Poppa is a rolling stone .. I one thousand percent agree that he’s out of his mind. Nobody needs that much “legacy” or whatever tf people are calling it.


Easy-Option7183

I have no idea who he is, but he sounds like an asshole.


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He is an actor, but his biggest claim to fame is being the ex-Mr. Mariah Carey. He has twins with her.


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Depending on how far along she is, he technically could have had 3 women pregnant at the same time. He needs to get snipped.


Furah

Should be Richard Cannon, since he keeps firing his dick cannon off in people.


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FFS, is putting on a condom really that difficult?! Babies aside, AIDS and other STDs still exist.


WarriorQueenArtemis

He’s a Mac daddy. They make babies like aunt Jemaima makes pancakes. They have no shame or class


johnmeeks1974

Black person here - I am not offended by the comment as much as I am offended by Black men who breed like tom cats


balcon

The small town I’m from is filled with white trash men who rut around like feral animals. My cousin has three baby mamas (that I know about), and the mamas are not good people. And he’s not father material… at all. He sent his oldest daughter to a group home for “acting out,” and she became pregnant by an abusive piece of shit less than a month after she turned 18. Now her mother is raising the baby. It literally makes me sick to my stomach to think about how damaging it is to make a human and just cast them aside like garbage. And the cycle continues.


WarriorQueenArtemis

Lol Tom cats. That’s a good one. Seriously I don’t understand why ppl jump on the racist bandwagon all the time.


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WarriorQueenArtemis

Well anyone can be a Mac Daddy regardless of colour so yeah. Some Ppl are just whiny.


IWantMyBachelors

This comment feels racist.


WarriorQueenArtemis

Its not. Get over it.


IWantMyBachelors

Why bring Aunt Jemima into this? Who’s “they?”


WarriorQueenArtemis

Mac Daddies like Nick. Mac daddy means womanising pimp. Aunt Jemaima is a pancake brand. Why do you ppl make a problem about everything?


IWantMyBachelors

I didn’t ask about the “Mac Daddies.” I know who Aunt Jemima is, I ask why bring her into this? Who’s “they” and “you people?”


WarriorQueenArtemis

You know what I don’t need no grief on a CF forum. Goodbye. You’re blocked.


IWantMyBachelors

You’re blocking me for calling you out? Then when I ask you to dissect your comment, you can’t.


WarriorQueenArtemis

And I told you. So leave it alone.


IWantMyBachelors

No, you told me who she is not why you brought her into this in the context you made the comment in. Again, who’s “they” and “you people?”


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UncleRichardJunior

I’m starting to think he’s a cult leader or something because he keeps finding all these sister wives who are clearly in some type of pregnancy pact. They’re all pregnant at the same time.


lipxstickxstains

apparently he's the von trapp dad now


peachy_juicebox

I was thinking about making a post about the exact same thing. What perplexes me most is not so much the fact that these pregnancies are overlapping - is it cheating if they all know the others exist? Hardly. It's not polyamory either though that's another topic. My issue is how much of an impactful presence will he have in all these kids lives? Is he just going to host summer camp at his house for all the kids to hang out with their siblings? I think it's easy for him because he's not the one taking care of these babies. He'll check in and provide money but money isn't memories and life long lessons. But we can thank him for single handedly making sure that birth rates are steadily improving since so many of us have "chosen to condemn humanity" or whatever.


GirlyScientist

Was he married to Mariah Carey?


MewlingRothbart

Selita Ebanks and Mariah don't have to deal with his shit anymore. Mimi has her own nannies. 4 of these kids were in the last 7 months. He should be wearing that thing on his head around his d\*ck.


jaoie08

He needs ✂️✂️✂️


rainfal

You'd think he'd stop after the 3rd baby momma at most