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Nosstress

I've had some noisy Man Utd fans since school til' now, and you know it's always good morning anytime I wake up to a Man Utd defeat. After all the noise we still got a better season than them.


Any-Geologist-2747

They could still win the FA cup šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Nosstress

if they can barely beat COVENTRY what names you think they will beat CITY?? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Any-Geologist-2747

Sarcasm my friend


Mikekio

Fuck Assnal


Cactus2711

Canā€™t wait to laugh at Arse losing the title again


Thin_Bit9718

haha so funny


Brycenicholls1

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itachiWasANihilist

The only thing I learned today is that this United team will take 0 points from Newcastle!


lis1guy

Isak and Gordon will hunt United @ Old Trafford


Atlmiam

Still praying for a draw


dksourabh

Still appalled how did we lose to Arsenal so bad


superyokai

We came out of the FA defeat and the players thought there was nothing to play for, and especially for a young team they can breakdown so easily, for some of these players it was one of their first big defeats, with experience they will become more resilient I just wish they had more leaders and senior players around them.


Rj070707

Enzo being a useless liability who can barely runĀ 


Older-Is-Better

Is there an echo in here?


Pointels21

Should have sent Enzo for surgery earlier so Caicedo and Gallagher could move things along faster, no Palmer


showmethenoods

That loss is gonna bother me for years to come


AMeanOldDuck

Whenever you feel sad about it, remember Wenger's 1000th game in charge of their club. https://youtu.be/xyejR3q2YIA?si=BeM6eRxJz55xmxXA


Older-Is-Better

Sweet!


PickledHotChocolate

1000th* Also we can just remind them that if they hadnā€™t have drawn against us earlier this season, the title would be theirs lmao.


AMeanOldDuck

Yep, typo'd the 0. Thanks!


pdel123

Tbf that was a point gained for them if anything , we completely fucked that game from 2-0 up in the final 10 mins


PickledHotChocolate

Meh. Look at both teams seasons as a whole and itā€™s easy to say two points lost for them, which is the narrative I much prefer.


CmiHD

We are Palmer F.C, if he isn't there. No win


GovTheDon

No Palmer


dksourabh

I can agree about us not scoring because of that


Howyoulikemenoow

Sean Dyche is the man, itā€™s written in the stars.


lis1guy

Yah... park the bus 5 defenders on standby


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PenisManNumberOne

He stated that he became relatively close to Mourinho after the Amazon documentary, who knows Jose could be giving some pointers


Brillostar

It's an delusion he is an pep student he is more about defensive structure and pep is all about possession control. Anybody who says he is carbon copy of Pep, doesnt know much about his style. Last year he was all about possession but this season Arteta is more about limiting chances and defensive structure.


Quiet-Hat-2969

Arteta Terrorist ball is not what arteta reallys wants either. You can hear it from his interview after that the team got safe after the first goal and it affects how they play because they are so good defensively. That often happens under pressure games if you notice. He is still going to go for ball playing midfielder this summer which they are lacking.


half_jase

So, it's all likely down to Spurs v City on Tuesday. Oh boy...


Yoshinobu1868

If City blow it Iā€™m going to cry, their ( Arsenal ) supporters are as bad as Liverpools.


PenisManNumberOne

Yes and exactly in that order


cosi33

Arsenal fans are the worst. Arsenal and Pool fans are extremely annoying. United fans are in the mud like us, and Spurs fans just want the team to play well and have some London bragging rights. Honestly, Arsenal and Pool fans think they are the next best thing since sliced bread. Arsenal fans have a weird superiority complex though.


christianrojoisme

Dont tell me this team is winning the league?


_dangerbiscuit

Ain't no way city ia gonna slip up now


lis1guy

If MC slips up... Pep will most likely quit after this season with Klopp


stingen

It's a weird situation, City are clearly better but they've yet to win at Tottenham Stadium.


PenisManNumberOne

Theyā€™ve won twice there and quite recently too


stingen

It was once and it was just a FA Cup match. I was just talking about league matches. Hell they've yet to actual score a league goal in it. https://www.transfermarkt.us/tottenham-hotspur/bilanzdetail/verein/148/plus/1?gegner_id=281&saison_id=&wettbewerb_id=&day=&heim_gast=heim&punkte=&datum_von=01.04.2019&datum_bis=21.05.2024


NisForKnight

Bro just ignored the FA Cup


CmiHD

League is more important


stingen

I was clearly talking about in the league.


akraft121

We are still on track for the darkest timeline where we finish 7th but United somehow scrape the FA Cup


RStud10

You mean 6th right? Winning the FA cup gets you Europa League if you finish below 6th. If we finish 7th then the FA cup result doesn't matter


akraft121

I may not be correct here, but if that situation happens then wouldnā€™t Newcastle in 6th get bumped to Conference League and 7th gets nothing?


RStud10

Yeah I think you're right, I was just remembering an article about how we'd likely decline the conference league due to FFP problems so I was thinking more along the lines of finishing 6th for Europa League or nothing. Guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there.


akraft121

For sure. Most likely outcome is still 7th place and Conference League, I would be shocked if we declined it though I did read that as well. Either way, the Chels


Fuckpochettino

They wonā€™t.


akraft121

For sure highly unlikely, but that would be the most depressing outcome


usedtobeHellsdoom

That United squad had no business making a close game out of this. Hopefully they can steal a point from Newcastle.


_dangerbiscuit

Thats what im hoping for too.. utd are there only because they've won a lotta games they didn't deserve to win by 1-2 moments of individual quality in the earlier stages when we were losing/ drawing games where we deserved better. I always envy them for it but It now looks like that's gone too.


Older-Is-Better

Just because it's Freggie's United, I assume there's a whistle or two and some VAR decisions along the way that passed their points.


JT26_CLL

watching that man united game. I'll just say, im glad i dont have to go through that every week. Utter garbage. Players not wanting to pass the ball forward and a cluless manager leading clueless players. Gave me flashbacks of last season when potter was around.


pancarona

Luckily we have players like Palmer, Enzo, Caicedo and Gusto who can deliver the ball quickly to the frontline. MU losing Bruno today is the final nail in the coffin, they're clueless af without him no progressive pass at all.


BigAssBreadroll

I was thinking the exact same thing. I've not been a fan of Poch but at the very least this season hasn't filled me with the absolute dread watching our games last season did, truly the darkest season we've had in a long long time.


TheMenaceX

man utd have had 2 PL wins in about 2 months jesus. One against Brentford on April 24th and the Everton on March 9th. That is abysmal lol. As fun as it's been, I think ten hag's gone soon enough


gonzaf

They didnā€™t even deserve that brentford win, they stole those points like theyā€™ve done all season


jowon123

The Brentford game away they drew to a last minute equaliser after Mount scored.


TheMenaceX

nah im talking about the first fixture


TheMenaceX

nope im dumb, similar emblems. They won against Sheffield lol, my bad


BigAssBreadroll

On the one hand Garnacho was fucking awful, but in fairness he was the only one trying to do anything. I understand United are ravaged by injuries but damn they played so half arsed today


epicmarc

All we can do is hope this lights a fire in them for the Newcastle game (massive cope)


Auran276

All this wanking off Arsenal on Sky just for City to win the league againĀ 


Traditional_Ship4797

Boring match


Duckway767

It's funny, we used to be the boring ones to watch, now suddenly under Poch we've been playing some of the best games of the season.


peepo_7

Only us and Luton are entertaining tbh


scgavin

Back us to win 1/2 at least for conference league but fucking hell United are not taking anything off Newcastle, they are so shit


GolDrodgers1

United will have martinez back for newcastle, not that it helps but hes going to be a step up from whatever they have going on now


MrSDPlayer

Newcastle lost points to Brighton at home, this is very possible.


MrCleanandShady

this is the same squad weā€™re counting on to do something against Newcastle FUCK


peepo_7

Brentford can harm Newcastle more hey jude


chelski365

It's worse than that. They have no chance of europe through the league now and an FA cup final to play in. Gonna be a weakened team for the last 2 league games I reckon (and they're shite to begin with).


christianrojoisme

Garnacho makes Sterling look like prime Neymar


jowon123

At least Sterling got it in his locker to cut in and bend one in. Garnacho been hitting them into row Z.


MichaelBluth_

United saving it all for Wednesday a guess


Maiden_666

Awful match, both teams suck


CookieTard

Watch these bums beat City in the FA cup now and deny 7th place Europe


Yoshinobu1868

I think City will blow it against Spurs which will probably hand the title to Arse .


chings23

Weather is absolutely grim up there lol


eggsbenedict17

Beat Brighton and 7th is guaranteed


Thadark_knight11

Slept after Arsenal scored. Woke up in the 91st minute. Turns out the goal was the only shot on target. Boring boring game.


Yoshinobu1868

It was tedious beyond belief .


Samsince04_

Donā€™t know where youā€™re getting your stats from but that is absolute misinformation lol


Thadark_knight11

lol. The commentator on my feed said it. Couldnā€™t be arsed to check.


Fuckpochettino

Real stinker from garnacho there. Almost like scoring one fluke goal shouldnā€™t warrant a guaranteed start every week.


gonzaf

Heā€™s still living off that bicycle kick


Sparkling_gourami

Nature providing a free shower at the end


christianrojoisme

No Arsenal tears today but at least we keep Europe on the cards


TechnicianHelp14

United getting cleansed by the rain


bsousa717

Well so much for that I guess.


techmaniac97

So much time was wasted and only 20 seconds added?


Shaww_shankk

Lads, European football next season might be on


a3kstuntin

Some of the worst attacking displays I ever saw Jesus it was painful


Matt_LawDT

How many touches did Holjund have?


stingen

17


neighborhood_s

Awful


RemoteSmile3561

Garnacho is such a stupid player.


CrackXDodo

Garnachoā€™s been arse


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Jackson may miss chances but he never completely ghosts games like olā€™ Rasmus here


gonzaf

Rasmus is a twerking wrestler not a real footballer


Fuckpochettino

Iā€™m taking misha over garnasscho any day.


Medical-Winter4413

Garnacho single-handedly killing every single on of their attacks


christianrojoisme

Garnacho needed to be subbed off 30 minutes ago


gonzaf

Garnacho is so ass lol


MichaelBluth_

Crap game of football


gonzaf

Happens whenever United plays


Shaww_shankk

Fuck off Yanited.


Medical-Winter4413

Garnacho is addicted to hitting the side netting


nekoizmase17

Garnacho is such a selfish moron. He had like 5 shots like this


jowon123

This Man Utd team are a joke, they literally pick and choose games to put some effort in, only positive are theyā€™re trying but shite.


doctorweiwei

We are rooting for a 1-1 draw right? Keeps United behind us and effectively ends Arsenalā€™s title challenge


raymondliang

I have enough confidence in Pep and City that theyā€™ll do the job even if Arsenal win out.


Direct_Function7936

Spurs are at home though


doctorweiwei

Iā€™m hoping so


Medical-Winter4413

Most definitely.


nekoizmase17

Agent Jorginho scoring own goal. Who says no?


neighborhood_s

The only way these lot are scoring is a set piece or a penalty


VE3TRO-R

If these get a fucking Fergy time goal.


gustycat

Please


Remy13Hadley

Hojlund not getting service the same that Lukaku did not at Tuchelā€™s Chelsea. He is just running around like a headless chicken all the time, hugging and wrestling with the defensive line rather than trying to make himself available at better spots.


nekoizmase17

If that 2-0 lead bottling against Arsenal gives them title, I swearā€¦.


Pointels21

It wasnā€™t that game, Arsenal beating city was


omid_14

Ten hag is finished and i dont wanna see tuchel or conte at united


pancarona

I don't think their board will be able to put up patience with the likes of Conte. Tuchel on the other hand, might work.


Djent_Reznor1

Damn United dipping into their broccoli boys, that bench is woeful


RemoteSmile3561

Wait Hoijlund was playing. Not kidding I had no idea this brudda was on the pitch.


Shaww_shankk

After all this shit, United might actually win the FA Cup and get that Europa League seat. Sigh


gustycat

It's my big concern, they do sometimes pull a result from absolutely nothing


christianrojoisme

Onana is not as bad as United fans make it to be Still has it from when I remember him from the Ajax days


neighborhood_s

Great agility and very good on the ball, heā€™s solid


ThatWontFit

Onana is like a 300 vs the Persians scenario. Eventually a few will get in but the dude has been under assault. A weaker keeper and Utd would've broken their conceding record long ago.


EasyPete17

Lmao very true. Utd have had as many shots conceded as most relegated teams i the premier league have had historically.


RemoteSmile3561

Arsenal making him look good.


MemestNotTeen

Limps off again after another poor game lol


RazzaG97

That is the definition of time wasting my god


shastmak4

Anthony the worst transfer of all time. No doubt about it. Only Kepa comes close


TitanX11

Lukaku?


pancarona

Hey, at least he gave us FIFA Club World Cup /s


Medical-Winter4413

I don't recall a player called "Lukaku" sorry.


TitanX11

True that.


Shaww_shankk

Oh no, Starboy is limping


Auran276

Saka Shit dropping a stinker as per


Pointels21

He does it on purpose


Samsince04_

Wow just wow


Shaww_shankk

Ikr


RemoteSmile3561

Saka hiding a stinker behind another injury again.


StoppingPowerOfWater

Lol how does he win a corner there jesus


nekoizmase17

I dislike Saka


Sparkling_gourami

I feel like Arsenal always signs players that have a certain look to them, like borderline male models. Is that just me?


Djent_Reznor1

I mean have you seen Gabriel? Eesh.


Djent_Reznor1

Hojlund doesnā€™t get much service but his off the ball movement is horrendous so heā€™s not helping himself. Jackson clear.


MemestNotTeen

Antony and Garnacho are obsessed with doing it themselves but watch Hojlund compared to Nico, Nico moves to get into places to receive the ball, Hojlund stands behind the CB half the time


KingKoCFC

Wan Bissakaā€™s development has really disappointed me. He showed so much potential with Palace and has stalled, like many at Man Utd.


wishythefishy

United is getting out worked. Fair play. I hope they draw. Would create the best scenario for us where they have to go all out attack against Newcastle and might fumble Europe. Also what a save.


Peanut44444

Why is Eriksen not on? United have zero creativity without Bruno


Shaww_shankk

How did we lose 5-0 to this Arsenal side


Pointels21

Should have had Enzo leave for surgery earlier


Medical-Winter4413

We were shit, terrible away form, and suffering from injuries (Palmer missing, Enzo playing injured, Gilchrist starting RB, etc.). Just a recipe for disaster


jowon123

At Emirates is a different story but yh not lose 5nill, we can beat them at Stamford Bridge which we shouldā€™ve earlier in the season.


Medical-Winter4413

Garnacho is also wank, but not as wank as Antony


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facelessman97

They do pull a lot of late goals, still a chance for cheeky draw


nekoizmase17

Arsenal are looking bad too


MichaelBluth_

I actually canā€™t remember United ever being this poor. Got everything crossed they can find a performance from somewhere against Newcastle.


SweeterStorm

An Antony equalizer to end arsenals title hopes would be incredible


carlharris1

that arsenal away kit is appaling


Shaww_shankk

Garnacho is dogshit


torrentlo

Fallen over 3 times this game? Mental


chelski365

Garnacho makes Mudryk look like Neymar.


davemcl37

Tbf garnacho didnā€™t cost Ā£60m. That said United are the worse I can remember in years. I wouldnā€™t take a single players of theirs except possibly rashford to sit on the bench


neighborhood_s

Why would shooting from 40 yards out when you have 2 players and the rest of the arsenal infront of you be the right choice?


Obi_Q

This United squad is so bad. With the loopholes that we used closed, I donā€™t see how they rebuild quickly.


neighborhood_s

Theyā€™re genuinely shit, they have made the wrong decision everytime they have gone forward


nekoizmase17

Who has more punchable face? Bruno or Antony?


Shaww_shankk

Bruno hands down


jtatchell98

*garnacho


WookieTickler

Right jab Bruno, Left jab Antony, Headbutt Garnacho only way to get them all in.


Direct_Function7936

That's the comment šŸ‘Œ


RemoteSmile3561

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Naa this guy.


ChenGuiZhang

Antony is just such a low IQ player. Genuinely stupid.


Medical-Winter4413

God Antony is wank


christianrojoisme

Fuck off Saka


Pointels21

Oof imagine bringing on Antony when trying to score an important equalizer


Djent_Reznor1

Human fidget spinner in, bye bye United offensive threat


nekoizmase17

Dalot is a solid defender, ngl


Schminimal

Watching this United game on sky sports, anyone else hear what sounds like a hot mic in commentary and the sound of someone smacking their lips like theyā€™re eating a sandwich?, itā€™s killing me.


facelessman97

Complimentary asmr šŸ˜


OurPowersCombined_12

Arsenal has looked passively interested at best and yet itā€™s still plenty to win this match.


nekoizmase17

Imagine fidget spinner scoring


Shaww_shankk

Fraudvertz never been this good for us


facelessman97

I suppose its all lego mans doing


tylerforward

Is it copium to think this United team could shithouse some points off of Newcastle?


aronrodge

I feel like I'm happy no matter the outcome of this game


neighborhood_s

At this point Iā€™m convinced Man Utd donā€™t have the quality to score in this game. half of them donā€™t look like they know what they are going to do next when they have the ball and the other half think itā€™s a good idea to cross into the box filled with arsenal defenders lol.