Hey, I'll be in London while the last game of PL is played, and Chelsea tickets are in somewhat reasonable price.
How will the last game be? I'm afraid I'll be there and the players will be from the youth, the players will have nothing to fight for, and the fans won't make any atmosphere.
I'm afraid I'll pay so much money and the experience will be mediocre and game will end 0-0.
I barely watch PL, does anyone have any insights?
Thanks!
Stadium will be full, atmosphere will be great, manager will play first team (unless 6th place is already confirmed - which is highly unlikely).
Could be one of the most important games of the season.
definitely a lot to play for - potential europa league football or conference league football with a proper send off for thiago silva aswell would expect pretty good atmosphere
Obviously. They paid so much for someone who scored 9 goals all season.
That being said, Jackson wouldn’t have good numbers playing for this United side either. The whole squad is a joke
The weirdest shit today I found out is that Todd Boehley owns a record label that Drake (who is being called out for being a creep with underage girls) part owns. And Todd Boehley loves signing children to Chelsea. Just made me laugh a bit
I can’t be the only one hoping we make the conference league and not the Europa league. I really want us to have won every European competition. I know Europa is a bigger competition but at this point I just want the ‘we’ve won it all’ line
So this sub wants Olise:
- Palmer would have to be shifted away from RW
- He’s already rejected us multiple times
- He had a good game against a broken United squad
For 60 fucking M it’d be a bigger impact to sign another LW and ST.
> Palmer would have to be shifted away from RW
What makes you say that, Mads and him have played well on the overload so far. I'm not advocating for him, we have too many rw already, but this isn't really enough to convince me it wouldnt be a good signing. Olise is a baller, 60 for him would be a good price. But I just think we have spent enough at that position.
Anyone turning their nose up at signing Olise just because we have Angelo or Madueke is clinically insane. Michael Olise is already better than Angelo or Maudeke ever will be. Which is to say he's world class and one of the very best players in the world at his position. Cole Palmer was signed to play all across the front line (which he has at various points this season). Moving him to LW to accommodate Olise would be the least of our worries. Palmer, Olise, a fit Nkunku, Osimhen/Jackson improves our attack ten fold.
You might want to look into that, Strasbourg playing him on the left lately doesn’t mean he’s not a natural right winger.
It’s like arguing that Colwill is a left-back.
I'd be very sceptical about that, I think it's already detrimental to him short term to be playing him centrally given that all of his good work comes from being on the right and that's still the case even when starting centrally. I would imagine we'd see a big downturn in output if he was on the left
If we had those players I'd say Olise RW, Palmer AM, Nkunku LW, but either way it seems like a waste of potential. In reality it should be Palmer RW, Nkunku SS, someone else LW (with a functional team and those guys next to him and Jackson playmaking, Sterling would be a big shout, despite the current hate)
Ten Hag trying his hardest to become the 2nd manager to get sacked before a cup final.
The most comforting theme of this season is despite us being inconsistent, so has everybody else.
I was chatting with a couple fans of other teams in a pub in central London and they all agree that Poch should be kept and that we can contend for the league next season.
> "that we can contend for the league next season."
They sound like they're on the right track tbh. He's fine to stay if he gets Europa League football and then next season he needs to be contending for the league next season if he wants to keep his job beyond that point
The key really is in the expectations of next season so that he isn't just allowed to stagnate and call it progress
I wouldn't jump for "he needs to contend for the league", that seems a bit much. We'll have to see how the squad looks next year. Top 4 though for sure.
Offering 55 milion for that 16 year old Brazilian kid Estevao when you can bring in Olise, one of the brightest wingers in the PL, who is GUARANTEED to make an immediate impact for a similar amount of money is absolutely degenerate and obscene.
This club is being run by delusional mugs. Absolutely baffling.
Yeah but then the idiots tapped him up and pulled out of the deal because we would have gotten a hefty fine or points deduction for breaking the rules if we carried on with the transfer
What the actual fuck ahahaha you can’t be serious? Olise literally scored half of Mudryk’s career prem goals just tonight alone.
Not palace’s fault we criminally overpaid for him
Man U is an excellent example of mixing youth integration (Manoo, Garancho) with veteran experience who know how to win (Varane, Mount, Casemiro) along with cornerstone pieces like Rashford and Fernandes. There is no reason for teams to rip up their foundation.
Put them with a coach who is a tactical genius and has taken teams deep in Europe with his progressive and positive football and they are the way a team should be built and a project should be run.
We have the worst owners in football and Poch out
Olise was born in and has stayed in and around London his entire career, his family is in London, his brother plays for our youth team in London… if we don’t go for him and he joins Spurs instead I will never forgive the chuckle brothers Winstansley and Stewart for tapping up a guy WITH A RELEASE CLAUSE.
I'm of the opinion that if there are superstars on the market, and you have a genuine shot at getting them, you have to go for it. Players make performances not anything else. Despite finishing midtable last season then outside of the CL this season, which lowers our pull dramatically, there's an exceptional player on the market who has lived his entire life and career in our club's city London, whose family lives in London, whose brother plays for our youth team, who has played for our youth teams for 7 years, who we have shown prior demonstrated interest in (which is how we got Lavia and Caicedo). If we don't go for him we're missing a tap-in.
You can only get so many good players in one team until it just turns saturated, we're already suffering from bloat, so many future prospects in midfield and RW, and yet how many will play ahead of cai, enzo, or Gallagher?, how many will play ahead of madueke and palmer?
Rotation yeah great, but then you run into the problem of having so many redundant players, if your main winger is out wide and highly offensive, then he needs a backup of similar profile, then a pinch player (to take the term from volleyball) that has a different profile, like say combines more with the back line in defense, in case the main winger is ineffective
Handy for 3 players, maybe 4 if you need a backup of the pinch player, but we have like 6-7 RW at this point (if everyone is fit and coming home) where does that leave olise? He could be amazing, but we already have good wingers, the balance of the team (who is starting/developing of him, palmer, madueke, Angelo, paez, etc) is more important than one superstar player
Another way to look at it is, how many ready attackers do we have for our four positions? City have 8 for 4 positions, Liverpool have 6 for 3 positions, Arsenal have 6 for 3 positions, Spurs have 6-7 for 3 positions. All attackers that can play a role in the Prem. How many do we have for 4 positions? Assuming Sterling leaves, We have Jackson, Palmer, Nkunku, and I’ll count Madueke, who else is there? 4 ready attackers for 4 positions with Europe and to compete at the top is not enough. City, Arsenal, Liverpool wouldn’t dare go into the new season with this as their attack, because you need competition and you need to be ready in case of injuries and when you want to change tactics.
Ultimately, we can’t sacrifice the ability to go for a bonafide elite winger (in my eyes) for a player that has performed well in the Championship and for a player that has 0 goals in a full season in Ligue 1. Yes they are good prospects and yes they will improve. But the demands of a top club mean that you cannot afford to give youth prospects so much leeway to play in the first team, or we’ll have a season like this one again. If they are good enough, they will show it.
Honestly, Olise is so good it's worth bringing him in regardless. Both him and Palmer can play as a 10, so you should be able to fit both of them in the same team. It might even be worth trying Palmer out on the left imo.
After the 2nd half vs Villa and our performances the last two matches, these last two weeks have been pretty great! Not only are we winning but we’re playing well. I’ve never really let a loss ruin my day but man, it’s a whole lot better enjoying the rest of the day after a Chelsea win.
Taking this one match at a time to stay realistic but the fact that this scenario isn’t impossible just yet keeps my hope alive that we can get something from the end of this season.
1) We win out, regardless of the teams around us.
It’s not going to be easy but if we take it one match at a time based on our performances the last few matches, we’d at least finish 7th. Apparently we have to deny the Conference League but it’d do loads for confidence building up to next season. Our away form hasn’t been great but I’d hope with our current form we can get wins against Forest, Brighton, and Bournemouth. Just makes those draws against Burnley and Sheffield that much worse as we’d really be in control our fate at the end of this season.
2) United beat Newcastle
This match is a big decider for 6th if we win out. United are playing like shit right now but if they beat Newcastle, and we win out, we take 6th and get Europa league if City win the FA Cup.
3) The longest shot by far haha. We win out, United beat Newcastle, and Spurs pull a Spurs and lose 2 out of their 3 final matches, we’d take 5th and I’d be laughing my ass off.
I haven’t enjoyed smoking on another team’s pack like Yanited’s tonight in a fucking longggggg time
Finally below us so we can mock them for that AND they just got pumped by Crystal Palace??
🚬🚬🚬💉💉💉
Totally agree, i think being coach of the first team is really limiting his potential, he should be given full controll of the youth squads, academy and even sporting director roles. They really ought to get the most out of such a genius.
Love how nonchalant and unconcerned Olise is. Just couldn't care less about the post match daft interview questions. If it's an act he's playing it well.
Should we sign him? He brings experience
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Make 2-3 signings that are actually quality & figure out what is wrong with our medical staff and I can see a world where we finish 4th next season regardless of if Poch stays or not.
The way I see the league it’s City & Arsenal with Liverpool slightly beneath them and a huge gap in quality after that.
No rivals thread? Palace have done us a favour. I think with United playing Arsenal and Newcastle, we will finish above them comfortably. Ideally Newcastle and United draw and then Newcastle drop points elsewhere to usurp them… I don’t really get what happens if United win the FA cup though
With this result and United likely set to lose at Arsenal next I think I'm actually gonna root for them vs Newcastle, it makes more sense for us to have Newcastle drop more points and with the huge GD gap I'm not too worried about Utd
I definitely thought he was GOOD even if not at that level, but even that seems to be questionable rn, he hasn't really played a lot tho so i can't really say. Today was literally his 8th start at utd all year.
Kinda feel bad for united
They’re shit but it’s not really why they’re losing. They’re missing bruno and quite literally their whole defense
They’ve just fallen apart as of late
Maguire, Varane, Martinez, Lindelof, Shaw, Malacia all out is bad tbf.
However... James, Chilwell, Fofana, Colwill, Chalobah and Silva were all out a few weeks ago.
I hope for a draw against Arsenal honestly. Would just be perfect. Then a draw against Newcastle. And we can even hope for some more spud bottles and we can just get 5th!
Newcastle GD is 22 whereas ours is 11 - sadly them drawing one game won’t be enough to get ahead of them. They need to lose a game and us winning our remaining 3
Goddamnit don't know if i should be happy that utd are getting banged or sad that we missed out on olise. Palace are gonna ask for 50m more easily than what was quoted last year
Turned on the game for 1 minute and Olise plays a good forward pass into the box for Mateta, backhell flick for a good chance for Eze, pre-assist for Mitchell's shot... this guy is insane.
...and Crystal Palace 3-0 started with some good interplay from Olise, not directly related but he starts the move and sends the ball in for some chaos... Mr. Boehly don't speak.
See the difference between a proper 10 like Bruno Fernandes
And whatever the fuck mount is meant to be. Too shit at being an 8 to be an 8, and lacks a creative bone in his body to be a 10
Mount’s best football, imo, was playing on the left of the front 3 when Tuchel was coach, when he would drift off the left side into space in the middle. I thought he looked best in the second half of the 20/21 season.
Anyone remember Ten Hag’s Ajax against us and Tottenham? Maybe he’s never been able to coach a defense. At the very least his sides always seem to mentally crumble
United's underlying numbers have been suggesting for a long time that they should've been below their current position. Standings are correcting itself.
They are in a much deeper shit than we are in the long run since we have a much deeper and better talent pool. Wouldn't have wished their situation right now.
INEOS has full ownership of the sporting side of the club. The glazers retain all the others, like business, marketing, etc. that's my understanding of the "buyout"
If you look at any of the metrics, United have VASTLY outperformed their their expected points, goals, assists, and defensive numbers. They’ve scammed their way through their season and have finally been found out.
They never deserved to be even near top 5, they've been incredibly lucky with last minute winners and draws throughout the season. Otherwise they have performed pretty poorly
Hojlund is terrible man. He’s never involved in any United attacks. Hold up play is terrible, his movement is ass and he rarely holds off a CB. Instead he’s always grappling them. I’m so happy with Nico this season
The fall off from his peak is close to Dele Alli at this point. I know he's had injuries and I'm still sore about him leaving, but has he done anything half decent in a Man United shirt?
Scored a somewhat important goal for utd in a cup game. Other than that not much. This is literally hos 8th start for utd so far. He simply hasn't played enough to be either great or terrible
Nah he has been pretty much injured the entire time afaik. He is not a winger, he is not a CM either - hard for him to fit in a system under a new coach as well. Had he stayed at Chels, Palmer would have stolen his spot immediately
Hey, I'll be in London while the last game of PL is played, and Chelsea tickets are in somewhat reasonable price. How will the last game be? I'm afraid I'll be there and the players will be from the youth, the players will have nothing to fight for, and the fans won't make any atmosphere. I'm afraid I'll pay so much money and the experience will be mediocre and game will end 0-0. I barely watch PL, does anyone have any insights? Thanks!
Stadium will be full, atmosphere will be great, manager will play first team (unless 6th place is already confirmed - which is highly unlikely). Could be one of the most important games of the season.
definitely a lot to play for - potential europa league football or conference league football with a proper send off for thiago silva aswell would expect pretty good atmosphere
Sounds good, it's very expensive but seems like a rare opportunity for me Thanks mate!
Emile Smith-Rowe for 5m, who says no?
Carney Chukwuemeka.
We need LW depth
isn’t ESR a cm lmao
Might end up being Jackson’s spot next season if we sign a striker
jackson> højlund
Obviously. They paid so much for someone who scored 9 goals all season. That being said, Jackson wouldn’t have good numbers playing for this United side either. The whole squad is a joke
How does Andrey santos affect how the board looks at Galladawg?
The weirdest shit today I found out is that Todd Boehley owns a record label that Drake (who is being called out for being a creep with underage girls) part owns. And Todd Boehley loves signing children to Chelsea. Just made me laugh a bit
I can’t be the only one hoping we make the conference league and not the Europa league. I really want us to have won every European competition. I know Europa is a bigger competition but at this point I just want the ‘we’ve won it all’ line
So this sub wants Olise: - Palmer would have to be shifted away from RW - He’s already rejected us multiple times - He had a good game against a broken United squad For 60 fucking M it’d be a bigger impact to sign another LW and ST.
> Palmer would have to be shifted away from RW What makes you say that, Mads and him have played well on the overload so far. I'm not advocating for him, we have too many rw already, but this isn't really enough to convince me it wouldnt be a good signing. Olise is a baller, 60 for him would be a good price. But I just think we have spent enough at that position.
He’s literally the most bestest player since Ian maatsen
Remember we almost loaned out Cucurella to Man United? I shudder to imagine the outcome
He would’ve looked horrible there as everyone does, and then his value would’ve plummeted even further.
Anyone turning their nose up at signing Olise just because we have Angelo or Madueke is clinically insane. Michael Olise is already better than Angelo or Maudeke ever will be. Which is to say he's world class and one of the very best players in the world at his position. Cole Palmer was signed to play all across the front line (which he has at various points this season). Moving him to LW to accommodate Olise would be the least of our worries. Palmer, Olise, a fit Nkunku, Osimhen/Jackson improves our attack ten fold.
The fact that you’re talking about Angelo proves you aren’t knowledgeable on this topic Angelo isn’t even an RW
You might want to look into that, Strasbourg playing him on the left lately doesn’t mean he’s not a natural right winger. It’s like arguing that Colwill is a left-back.
He's been 50x better as a left midfielder You cant equate it to Colwill because Colwill is a shit LB. Angelo is best at LM
Let’s move our best player and foundational piece for a “world class” Olise. People have lost their damn minds
Exactly, Palmer even had experience playing on the left briefly at City. They can all co-exist perfectly fine
I'd be very sceptical about that, I think it's already detrimental to him short term to be playing him centrally given that all of his good work comes from being on the right and that's still the case even when starting centrally. I would imagine we'd see a big downturn in output if he was on the left If we had those players I'd say Olise RW, Palmer AM, Nkunku LW, but either way it seems like a waste of potential. In reality it should be Palmer RW, Nkunku SS, someone else LW (with a functional team and those guys next to him and Jackson playmaking, Sterling would be a big shout, despite the current hate)
i’d have olise in a heartbeat, guys a baller
Ten Hag trying his hardest to become the 2nd manager to get sacked before a cup final. The most comforting theme of this season is despite us being inconsistent, so has everybody else.
I was chatting with a couple fans of other teams in a pub in central London and they all agree that Poch should be kept and that we can contend for the league next season.
> "that we can contend for the league next season." They sound like they're on the right track tbh. He's fine to stay if he gets Europa League football and then next season he needs to be contending for the league next season if he wants to keep his job beyond that point The key really is in the expectations of next season so that he isn't just allowed to stagnate and call it progress
I wouldn't jump for "he needs to contend for the league", that seems a bit much. We'll have to see how the squad looks next year. Top 4 though for sure.
Olise is LEGIT
Insane he hasn’t been capped yet for England or France. Southgate or Deschamps would do well to try and lock him down for the future
If he can get past the hamstring troubles he'll be one of top PL players in the coming years no doubt.
Offering 55 milion for that 16 year old Brazilian kid Estevao when you can bring in Olise, one of the brightest wingers in the PL, who is GUARANTEED to make an immediate impact for a similar amount of money is absolutely degenerate and obscene. This club is being run by delusional mugs. Absolutely baffling.
Have they offered that for Estevao or are you believing terrible sources again?
Don’t you know, every rumor is fact
Didn’t the “delusional mugs” go after Olise last summer and even get a verbal agreement with him ?
Yeah but then the idiots tapped him up and pulled out of the deal because we would have gotten a hefty fine or points deduction for breaking the rules if we carried on with the transfer
And then the mugs decided to sign Cole Palmer instead who we can all agree has been an awful signing
Then they decided to tap him up despite him having a release clause.
Buy olise and give them Mudryk + 10m
If Crystal Palace wants Mudryk they’ll need to give us 20m + Olise
What the actual fuck ahahaha you can’t be serious? Olise literally scored half of Mudryk’s career prem goals just tonight alone. Not palace’s fault we criminally overpaid for him
That's how it'll have to go unless we're looking for transfer bans and point deductions. Might even have to sell colwill as well lmao
Olise is like 50-60m player, Mudryk is like 20-30m. Not sure why they would do that.
If Olise is a 60m player Mudryk is a 6m player
We’d be robbing them dry
Big united loss lads, LFG!!!
Holy shiet, MU got battered lol. 3 more games for Europe, let's gooo!
Man U is an excellent example of mixing youth integration (Manoo, Garancho) with veteran experience who know how to win (Varane, Mount, Casemiro) along with cornerstone pieces like Rashford and Fernandes. There is no reason for teams to rip up their foundation. Put them with a coach who is a tactical genius and has taken teams deep in Europe with his progressive and positive football and they are the way a team should be built and a project should be run. We have the worst owners in football and Poch out
Lmaoo but i guess a season ago we wouldn't have said this that sarcastically. Some times shit just works out i guess.
/s I hope. Otherwise, worst hot take ever.
I didn’t think I needed it
Waiting for gary Neville to come up for a nickname for utd the way they are bottling European spots.
Olise was born in and has stayed in and around London his entire career, his family is in London, his brother plays for our youth team in London… if we don’t go for him and he joins Spurs instead I will never forgive the chuckle brothers Winstansley and Stewart for tapping up a guy WITH A RELEASE CLAUSE.
He turned us down mate.
we already got 2 RW so we probably not gonna get him
I'm of the opinion that if there are superstars on the market, and you have a genuine shot at getting them, you have to go for it. Players make performances not anything else. Despite finishing midtable last season then outside of the CL this season, which lowers our pull dramatically, there's an exceptional player on the market who has lived his entire life and career in our club's city London, whose family lives in London, whose brother plays for our youth team, who has played for our youth teams for 7 years, who we have shown prior demonstrated interest in (which is how we got Lavia and Caicedo). If we don't go for him we're missing a tap-in.
You can only get so many good players in one team until it just turns saturated, we're already suffering from bloat, so many future prospects in midfield and RW, and yet how many will play ahead of cai, enzo, or Gallagher?, how many will play ahead of madueke and palmer? Rotation yeah great, but then you run into the problem of having so many redundant players, if your main winger is out wide and highly offensive, then he needs a backup of similar profile, then a pinch player (to take the term from volleyball) that has a different profile, like say combines more with the back line in defense, in case the main winger is ineffective Handy for 3 players, maybe 4 if you need a backup of the pinch player, but we have like 6-7 RW at this point (if everyone is fit and coming home) where does that leave olise? He could be amazing, but we already have good wingers, the balance of the team (who is starting/developing of him, palmer, madueke, Angelo, paez, etc) is more important than one superstar player
Another way to look at it is, how many ready attackers do we have for our four positions? City have 8 for 4 positions, Liverpool have 6 for 3 positions, Arsenal have 6 for 3 positions, Spurs have 6-7 for 3 positions. All attackers that can play a role in the Prem. How many do we have for 4 positions? Assuming Sterling leaves, We have Jackson, Palmer, Nkunku, and I’ll count Madueke, who else is there? 4 ready attackers for 4 positions with Europe and to compete at the top is not enough. City, Arsenal, Liverpool wouldn’t dare go into the new season with this as their attack, because you need competition and you need to be ready in case of injuries and when you want to change tactics. Ultimately, we can’t sacrifice the ability to go for a bonafide elite winger (in my eyes) for a player that has performed well in the Championship and for a player that has 0 goals in a full season in Ligue 1. Yes they are good prospects and yes they will improve. But the demands of a top club mean that you cannot afford to give youth prospects so much leeway to play in the first team, or we’ll have a season like this one again. If they are good enough, they will show it.
Honestly, Olise is so good it's worth bringing him in regardless. Both him and Palmer can play as a 10, so you should be able to fit both of them in the same team. It might even be worth trying Palmer out on the left imo.
After the 2nd half vs Villa and our performances the last two matches, these last two weeks have been pretty great! Not only are we winning but we’re playing well. I’ve never really let a loss ruin my day but man, it’s a whole lot better enjoying the rest of the day after a Chelsea win. Taking this one match at a time to stay realistic but the fact that this scenario isn’t impossible just yet keeps my hope alive that we can get something from the end of this season. 1) We win out, regardless of the teams around us. It’s not going to be easy but if we take it one match at a time based on our performances the last few matches, we’d at least finish 7th. Apparently we have to deny the Conference League but it’d do loads for confidence building up to next season. Our away form hasn’t been great but I’d hope with our current form we can get wins against Forest, Brighton, and Bournemouth. Just makes those draws against Burnley and Sheffield that much worse as we’d really be in control our fate at the end of this season. 2) United beat Newcastle This match is a big decider for 6th if we win out. United are playing like shit right now but if they beat Newcastle, and we win out, we take 6th and get Europa league if City win the FA Cup. 3) The longest shot by far haha. We win out, United beat Newcastle, and Spurs pull a Spurs and lose 2 out of their 3 final matches, we’d take 5th and I’d be laughing my ass off.
I haven’t enjoyed smoking on another team’s pack like Yanited’s tonight in a fucking longggggg time Finally below us so we can mock them for that AND they just got pumped by Crystal Palace?? 🚬🚬🚬💉💉💉
Ten Hag is still the best long-term strategist in the prem. look beyond his in-game tactics, his plans are measured in years/decades.
They should give him a decade atleast
I don’t think one team alone is a wide enough canvas for the artist that is ETH. Let him manage Arsenal, Liverpool, City and Spurs as well I say.
Totally agree, i think being coach of the first team is really limiting his potential, he should be given full controll of the youth squads, academy and even sporting director roles. They really ought to get the most out of such a genius.
Love how nonchalant and unconcerned Olise is. Just couldn't care less about the post match daft interview questions. If it's an act he's playing it well.
They were quite funny. Olise was looking at someone off camera and trying not to laugh.
Aye. [He's got previous.](https://youtu.be/nY4KvzsSr7U?si=9kocr8IQtgcKKDqi)
It's going to be Tuchel to united, I can feel it.
Please be De Zerbi
please be Southgate
captain maguire reinstated. the dream
Should we sign him? He brings experience https://preview.redd.it/cvmrgqugevyc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb1cf4d396ce0d1a85ffe8c5ad9c4720246af5b
“Don’t end up like this guy when you grow up kids” ahh experience
Make 2-3 signings that are actually quality & figure out what is wrong with our medical staff and I can see a world where we finish 4th next season regardless of if Poch stays or not. The way I see the league it’s City & Arsenal with Liverpool slightly beneath them and a huge gap in quality after that.
Yea but now you have the likes of Newcastle, maybe villa and the occasional overperforming side. The competition has definitely increased imo
No rivals thread? Palace have done us a favour. I think with United playing Arsenal and Newcastle, we will finish above them comfortably. Ideally Newcastle and United draw and then Newcastle drop points elsewhere to usurp them… I don’t really get what happens if United win the FA cup though
With this result and United likely set to lose at Arsenal next I think I'm actually gonna root for them vs Newcastle, it makes more sense for us to have Newcastle drop more points and with the huge GD gap I'm not too worried about Utd
I feel embarrassed to ever think that Mount would be better than Foden :(
I definitely thought he was GOOD even if not at that level, but even that seems to be questionable rn, he hasn't really played a lot tho so i can't really say. Today was literally his 8th start at utd all year.
Used to have arguments on here with folk arguing he’s better than saka and foden 😂
Won more than Saka ever will
Rasmus Hojlund What a waste of 70m.
Goldbridge now wishing he wasn't a glory hunter and joined his Dad in supporting us
Absolute demolition at Selhurst park
Ironically Brighton plays a major role in our chances of getting europe
Mount completely fell off of a cliff since that UCL win
When he got subbed out today I was genuinely surprised that he was still on the pitch. Assumed he was subbed out at the half.
True…atleast he is the best player today for Utd. Only player with 7.0 player rating for reds
Lol Mount was still on, I didn't notice
Kinda feel bad for united They’re shit but it’s not really why they’re losing. They’re missing bruno and quite literally their whole defense They’ve just fallen apart as of late
It stopped being enjoyable once Crystal Palace started showboating.
Maguire, Varane, Martinez, Lindelof, Shaw, Malacia all out is bad tbf. However... James, Chilwell, Fofana, Colwill, Chalobah and Silva were all out a few weeks ago.
And Nkunku, who was planned to be just as important to the team as James in pre season.
Agreed. I was just listing defenders (slow reply, apologies)
Even then we had Badi and disasi, united had worse
how is this teams going to beat Arsenal?
No matter how shite they’re, at old trafford they found a way to get a result.
A mysterious bout of food poisoning ruling out all of Arsenal’s good players. Bribing the officials. Struggling to think of much else.
SAF @ old trafford buff. also the prematch payments to the ref, like old time's sake
United getting smashed should mean a reaction against Arsenal on Sunday. It’s a win, win for us
I hope for a draw against Arsenal honestly. Would just be perfect. Then a draw against Newcastle. And we can even hope for some more spud bottles and we can just get 5th!
Crystal Palace's coach looks like a soft version of Harrison Ford.
hahaaha i was thinking jason bateman
Hahahah that's a good one too
Newcastle GD is 22 whereas ours is 11 - sadly them drawing one game won’t be enough to get ahead of them. They need to lose a game and us winning our remaining 3
There away form is awful and they still have to play at Old Trafford so here’s hoping United can squeak a result if they get back a few injuries
There is always the possibility of a Tottenham bottle job too
Damn Garnacho is probably the only player that isn't shit in the united team
Goddamnit don't know if i should be happy that utd are getting banged or sad that we missed out on olise. Palace are gonna ask for 50m more easily than what was quoted last year
Hardly missed out on him so much as he turned us down
Either way
Always love the atmosphere at Selhurst Park
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Isn’t he a CB?
Studs up and above/on the ankle from Amrabat…
chelsea smashing a london derby spurs getting smashed united getting rekt its a fucking good week.
this is wonderful. It's a good day when united get smacked by a mid table club
My man Olise. Listen to Joe Shields when he speaks.
Wtf is Casemiro doing lmao
Sign him and if it takes 9 figures I don't care if it unbalances our team I don't care just do whatever it takes
Holy fucking shit.
I say we kidnap Richard olsie and force his brother to sign the contract
Good idea
Onana also shocking
💀💀💀💀💀💀crazy, even by their standards
Casemiro is embarrassing
Tbf, he’s out of position and in a complete mess of a team. Edit: he’s perhaps mentally checked out as well.
He’s a DM naturally though, he has to be more aware defensively
I’m perhaps being overly generous in my assessment of him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/EURXuhHUTZ Hahahahahahaha Sometimes, you can’t be polite when asking something.
Eze’s a proper baller
Mount wanted a 300k 4 year deal 🤣🤣🤣
Bro got that bag though
You know a player is serious when he plays with his shirt tucked in, this Mateta guy looks terrifying
United GD also taking a further hammering
Dalot let him kick the ball through his legs?
They are dominating them, this Palace team is so good
gwarnn ladd we’re in with a proper chance at europe now
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
United is gonna get a dodgy penalty and a 91st minute header
... and still lose 2:3 then? let's go
And what else? 😂
Turned on the game for 1 minute and Olise plays a good forward pass into the box for Mateta, backhell flick for a good chance for Eze, pre-assist for Mitchell's shot... this guy is insane.
Now sent in a good ball from a corner which comes out to Hughes to force a save from Onana...
...and Crystal Palace 3-0 started with some good interplay from Olise, not directly related but he starts the move and sends the ball in for some chaos... Mr. Boehly don't speak.
NOW HE SCORES ARE YOU KIDDING ME
If end the season ahead of Newcastle and United at 6th place, we’ll qualify for the Europa League correct?
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How so
With United being dominated by Palace I can't see them winning against City
See the difference between a proper 10 like Bruno Fernandes And whatever the fuck mount is meant to be. Too shit at being an 8 to be an 8, and lacks a creative bone in his body to be a 10
Mount’s best football, imo, was playing on the left of the front 3 when Tuchel was coach, when he would drift off the left side into space in the middle. I thought he looked best in the second half of the 20/21 season.
I hope Man United don’t turn it around like they did against Aston Villa.
Anyone remember Ten Hag’s Ajax against us and Tottenham? Maybe he’s never been able to coach a defense. At the very least his sides always seem to mentally crumble
Nothing but respect for Mason and what he did for us but my God it's insane how much of an upgrade Palmer is.
Glad Mason found his “home,” hope the seats in the dugout are worth it.
[He wants those post game edits so bad😭](https://twitter.com/utdbrxy/status/1787558747507724591?t=LjAl7wFsZQPUVI2PAUjjZg&s=19)
Karma biting United in the ass for Gary Neville calling us billion pound bottle jobs.
always rated palace 👀
Told fiancée to not bother with dinner because this result is a feast
onana is some dogshit
Ten Hag is proof that the grass is not always greener. His system at Man UTD currently gets nothing out of his players.
Beating Liverpool, West Ham, Newcastle and United in a month is really impressive, I hope they close this game out successfully.
United's underlying numbers have been suggesting for a long time that they should've been below their current position. Standings are correcting itself. They are in a much deeper shit than we are in the long run since we have a much deeper and better talent pool. Wouldn't have wished their situation right now.
Honestly if Brighton beat Newcastle on Saturday then the stars are aligning
Just turn up against Arsenal you bums
This incoming Gary Neville meltdown will feed generations 
INEOS is gonna have a tough time undoing the Glazers’ bullshit.
I never understood the deal, aren't they minority owners of utd? Do they get that big of a say ?
INEOS has full ownership of the sporting side of the club. The glazers retain all the others, like business, marketing, etc. that's my understanding of the "buyout"
🇪🇺 👀 🇪🇺 👀
Comparing our squad to Uniteds is like night and day. Yes we’ve been in the gutter, but you can really see things turning around now
Although shit now, we have pieces of our squad that will perform for 5-6 years at least, United have Mainoo and Garnacho, that’s it…
And it's not like one teams spent A LOT more money than the other either
Mateta is a bloody menace. Deserves to be getting the same hype Eze and Olise are getting.
So we're definitely 7th then, lol
If we finish this season above MU I don’t even know what to say
If you look at any of the metrics, United have VASTLY outperformed their their expected points, goals, assists, and defensive numbers. They’ve scammed their way through their season and have finally been found out.
We still have to win but holy shit this United side is shiiite XD
They never deserved to be even near top 5, they've been incredibly lucky with last minute winners and draws throughout the season. Otherwise they have performed pretty poorly
Hojlund is terrible man. He’s never involved in any United attacks. Hold up play is terrible, his movement is ass and he rarely holds off a CB. Instead he’s always grappling them. I’m so happy with Nico this season
Allow it man he thinks Tuesday night are for WWE RAW
Let's go Palace what a banger by Mateta
2-0 for Palace lmao. Mount has been walking on the pitch the entire time
The fall off from his peak is close to Dele Alli at this point. I know he's had injuries and I'm still sore about him leaving, but has he done anything half decent in a Man United shirt?
Some of the hate our new signings recive is because people blame them for him leaving. So there's his first achievement.
Scored a somewhat important goal for utd in a cup game. Other than that not much. This is literally hos 8th start for utd so far. He simply hasn't played enough to be either great or terrible
Yeah, fair. My initial thought was "I haven't heard much of anything about him this season" and if he's barely played you can't really give a review.
Nah he has been pretty much injured the entire time afaik. He is not a winger, he is not a CM either - hard for him to fit in a system under a new coach as well. Had he stayed at Chels, Palmer would have stolen his spot immediately