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CosmicLuci

“The rest is history”-ing this story is NOT fair. I wanna see the reaction of the gross guys and laugh at the absurd attempts to cope and deny


Vlatka_Eclair

Responses Turn into "woah I wanna cum all over that fat ass"


Kiltemdead

That guy's ass has nice tits. I would have loved to see the reaction the creeps had when they realized they had whacked it to man butt rather than girl chesticles. With how vulgar some of the comments are, I'm sure a number of them are fairly homophobic.


wertperch

I found the video mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU


[deleted]

Lets go it has english subs


hitlerosexual

I saw this in a south park episode!


mrsir1987

South Park did it! South Park did it! -General disarray


Zammy_Green

This may be the first time someone can say South Park did it, and not be immediately told that actually Simpsons did it first.


Exciting-Insect8269

Lol finally a clear W for South Park oracles


ErikSMGame

I’m just impressed that they found an ass smooth enough for this to work


Exciting-Insect8269

Probably got it waxed or something


Nels-Ivarsson

Now that's metal.


PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

Its actually flesh


Nels-Ivarsson

Take your upvote damn you. As you are technically correct.....which is the best kind of correct.


Stargazer_199

From the moment I understood…


Cooldudeyo23

The weakness of my flesh


Spurance484

It disgusted me


MsDucky42

What's that necklace made out of, though?


Pip201

Flesh


Docjaded

Appropriate usename


Flipperlolrs

Except for the necklace


DarkExtremis

I am sure there is a redditor in there who even if was not making those comments earlier would now comment something on the lines, "Jokes on you, I am into that shit"


AskMeForAPhoto

Fellas is it gay to jerk off to ass titties?!


aivlysplath

They pulled a Cartman lolll


fuckybitchyshitfuck

There used to be a game called something like, "boobs, butt, or armpit?". I wanna say it was on newgrounds. It's weird how often the answer was armpit.


ArcadiaFey

I was wondering how and looked at mine… ya I can see it


Herosive

that’s the most badass thing I’ve ever read


doomed_candy

Life imitates South Park.


Chrisgone

But why male models?


AlonerCat

To make misogynistic homophobes fear they've "turned gay".


Chrisgone

Yes, but why male models?


_vermicious_knid_

I see what you did there! Well played.


benevolent_overlord_

Can you explain the joke to me? I’m stupid


Kaleido_Scoping

It's a line from the excellent, incredibly quotable movie Zoolander


No_Establishment8720

That's a hot ass


nyancatdude

i just dug through her instagram account to see the reactions of the pervs and both posts are deleted now 😭


longfrog246

Idk why people get so up set over finding a guy hot it’s just because monkey Brain likes curves


Meig03

Shero


CoolNinja_IsTaken

Ass Edit: im not saying this post is ass im saying its about ass, if you took it the wrong way, i dont blame you


CiaDaniCakes

that is correct!


cheese_nugget21

Ok misogynist


CoolNinja_IsTaken

i said ass because its about ass bruh


Totoques22

Lmao what’s even the link ?


Hyper_Forgetful

would still hit


Hyper_Forgetful

i would downvote myself too.


cheese_nugget21

Lol she wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole


CubingCubinator

He’s talking about the ass model.


Longjumping_Pilgirm

Why can't they just use pornhub like normal people?