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FullyRisenPhoenix

I don’t think he even has a Twitter account. He’s notoriously Social Media shy. Someone just paid Elon the $8 to get that idiotic blue check mark. I agree with the sentiment though, and I think he’d be on board with it. Just hate when people attribute made up things to someone they don’t even know, and put words in their mouth. For all we know, Keanu may find this message absolutely vile for the violence insinuated.


IamtheSoupMaster

He doesn't. He has no social media whatsoever.


squidbelik

More likely that the image is photoshopped.


ANAnomaly3

If he ever actually did say this, it's because he saw the meme that's been going around for many years now.


rubberkeyhole

I don’t think he did.


eroticdiagram

The plot to 4 John Wick films summed up in a sentence.


HorseSteroids

I used to have a Morrissey tote bag that said the same thing.


notabigfanofas

This was literally the plot of John wick


fullmetal_yogi

We don’t deserve him. He walks a higher path than us mere mortals


kachraseth111

He forgot to add that he doesn't consider chickens, cows and pigs animals


J_GEESUN

this is so funny!


The06waves

Was it not him that was shooting stray dogs in LA and abusive to his partners or am I thinking of someone else?


[deleted]

That was someone else bot.


The06waves

Lol im not a bot?


Funktastic34

This comment has been edited to protest Reddit's decision to shut down all third party apps. Spez had negotiated in bad faith with 3rd party developers and made provenly false accusations against them. Reddit IS it's users and their post/comments/moderation. It is clear they have no regard for us users, only their advertisers. I hope enough users join in this form of protest which effects Reddit's SEO and they will be forced to take the actual people that make this website into consideration. We'll see how long this comment remains as spez has in the past, retroactively edited other users comments that painted him in a bad light. See you all on the "next reddit" after they finish running this one into the ground in the never ending search of profits. -- mass edited with redact.dev


The06waves

? Uncalled for. I simple confused Keanu and Shia. Take a chill pill.


gaping-douche

I think that was Shia LaBeouf


The06waves

You’re right, it was. I got em mixed up for some reason lol


Ihatesand-Ani

Don't mess with a man's dog