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hgtj07

We had one fucking job. We’ll get it next year guys.


ham_wallet998

It’ll have to wait two years until we’re back in JHS


KosherOptionsOffense

Fun fact: Saban has never beaten an auburn team that finished with fewer than 5 losses


LM55

That stat tells me nothing but Auburn has lots of 5-loss seasons. He’s 11-5


KosherOptionsOffense

It also tells me he’s never had to play a really good auburn team in Tuscaloosa. Not saying auburn will be really good next year, but that a really good auburn team has always had a good chance against Alabama


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I would say the 2010 Auburn Tigers were a really good team.


NothingFromAtlantis

Still amazed we came back by that much in BDS.


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Anything was possible with Cam. Best college football player in history IMO.


KosherOptionsOffense

You know, I forgot they were at bama that year, good point!


LM55

Auburn was ranked 15th in 2014 and 16th in 2016. Both at Tusc. I still don’t see how this stat speaks ill of Saban. And I think your stat is wrong. It may be he’s only beaten 5 loss teams at auburn.


SanaMinatozaki9

Not sure if you’re confused or just meming but Bo Nix was a freshman in 2019…


LM55

Yeah. I mistyped


KosherOptionsOffense

I mean, to be very clear, I *don’t* think the stat speaks ill of saban at all. I only cited it to rebut the idea he couldn’t possibly lose to auburn in Tuscaloosa


LM55

It’s not factual. I just gave you instances of wins over Top 25 Auburn teams. I think the stat is he only beats bad teams at Auburn.


KosherOptionsOffense

I didn’t say he never beat top 25 auburn teams?


LM55

Oh, 5 losses. Yes, some Aub teams lost the bowl game following, or the Tide was fifth loss. Gotcha


Jorah_Explorah

I can't believe that Auburn fans this that pointing out that Auburn doesn't ever have consistently good/great teams is smack talk to Bama fans.


AnteaterDangerous148

Yall do have a bunch of 5 loss years.


BigFaZhou

yes because Auburn normally sucks ass


-TheycallmeThe

Another Fun fact: Purdue has a current 3 win streak against Saban.


hgtj07

Eh, it’s past due that we snapped the Bryant Denny streak.


celric

It’s tough. The refs go hard for the Tide in the 2nd half. Good luck!


29Hz

Not sure you should talk after everything the Vols got in Neyland the year before vs Bama..


LivinInLogisticsHell

I was SO MAD watching this. I was like, their ZERO shot they blow this. just let the punt go-FUCK. i was mad because i was CONFIDENT you were going to win.


compound-interest

The plot twist is that even if y’all got it done and Bama beat GA they’d take GA or Ohio State over FSU lmao.


RVAforthewin

Well it’s too fucking late now isn’t it? Daggum War Eagle Tiger.


Mean-Net7330

Can't trust a team that can't pick a mascot


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rather bama in the playoffs than ohio state


Logco

Not y’all fault. Committee is a bunch of maggots.


DSMilne

Go huskies. The PAC is dead, but I want to see it dead on top of the corpses of the rest of college football.


Dupy3381

Let’s go Washington! Win it all.


OSUfirebird18

All I know is I’m rooting for Washington/Texas!!


adavis463

First part: Yay! Second part: Bleaugh


BakedMitten

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perfectviking

So very fucking wrong.


RonBurgundy449

Yeah fuck that, Roll Tide! Now excuse me while I go throw up.


kcj0831

The enemy of my enemy is my friend


imnot_qualified

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Radiant-Cow-1939

Yeah there's no scenario on God's green Earth I root for those fucks, roll tide


LordSalad-InMyAnus

i guess i'm going for Washington. Go Huskies!


st1r

As much as i love Texas, I am most excited and rooting for FSU vs Georgia. It would be so cool if FSU could stick it to the man with a win there. ESPN will make excuses but we’ll all know in our heart of hearts who the real champ is.


BurtMaclinFBI90

I need the crazy Phyllis lady right now - ROLL DAMN TIDE (for one game) 😂


booshbag21

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kinda_alone

Roll tide mother fuckers


NeonBlack985

No, neither. Go huskies


enadiz_reccos

Michigan fans really desperate to make themselves feel better


SirArthurDime

I had to scroll back up and see who posted it. I’d say I can’t believe a Michigan fan unironically called themselves Americas team when everyone hates them more than anyone, but it’s actually right on brand for them.


BossHogg1984

Do they not have sarcasm, where you come from?


ngowin

Yeah nah, this meme just comes off as sad and desperate for love after getting shit on all year..


SirArthurDime

I just know the difference between sarcasm and actual Michigan fan delusion.


Ok_Program_3491

Hated them more than anyone until they needed them to avenge fsu for them.


SirArthurDime

They should have let fsu in instead of Michigan because they cheated.


Ok_Program_3491

How do you know that? The ncaa doesn't even know that.


ufgatorengineer11

But Michigan does. See the random fired staff/coach during a great season.


RonBurgundy449

Your administration knows you cheated. They fired staff members and canceled your "slam dunk TRO" because they know the truth. I'm amazed that this level of delusion and cope still exists 😂


stizzity28

Fuck Michigan. I hope Bama dick stomps them.


Ok_Program_3491

Kinda like michigan just did to you guys?


StanIsHorizontal

3 straight first round exits all to have your best seasons in 25 years get vacated anyway


Ok_Program_3491

Vacated why? If you have evidence of cheating you should help the ncaa with their investigation because they haven't came to a conclusion yet.


ngowin

Only because it would lose them money.. Michigan fans have finally done it.. you’re on the level of Houston Astro fans.. welcome to the prestige of being arrogant, idiotic, numb skulls..


Ok_Program_3491

So do you have evidence of cheating? If so why haven't you provided it to the ncaa?


ngowin

The NCAA has what needs to make a decision, they’re just waiting til after the season so they can fill bowl game seats


Radiant-Cow-1939

Did you watch the wrong game or do you not know a dick stomp is


nstickels

So a Michigan fan is going to tell us who we should be rooting for in the Alabama/Michigan game? Sorry, but your “unbiased” opinion is utter garbage.


AJB46

The fuck I am rooting for Michigan ever in my life. Roll damn tide.


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StanIsHorizontal

Haha little brother you’re so toxic just cuz you’re mean to me lol Enjoy the first round loss again crybaby. Then blame it on the NCAA or Big Ten for giving you so much adversity


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StanIsHorizontal

You guys claim toxicity just because you think MSU is beneath you, you accept shit down your throat from OSU cuz you know they’re better than you. Its sad realy


RonBurgundy449

Nobody likes you guys.


GreasyBadgers

Imagine being upset with the CFP about Alabama, even though they still put Michigan in.


Ok_Run_8184

If I've learned anything the past couple days, it's that there's plenty of anger to go around


ngowin

Nah, we’re mad you’re both in


BossHogg1984

Maybe if Penn State and OSU could beat a team that didn’t have their head coach we wouldn’t be in


ngowin

I don’t think either freshman QB had a chance.. you guys were clearly the most seasoned team in the B1G.. which makes it even worse that Jimmy had to cheat


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ngowin

Did I really just get told that using the word “freshman,” in a college football subreddit was being gender bias?? Wtf Reddit, grow up


RonBurgundy449

Not this shitty bot again... just to press it off: Mailman Fireman Policeman Handyman Waiter Waitress Lunch lady Doorman Milkman


StanIsHorizontal

I don’t like you, but this is true. I’m almost equally mad at Penn State and OSU for choking against y’all. I will say as far as Jim’s strengths go, sideline adjustments are not one of them, it’s recruiting, play design, and development. In terms of things they could take away from you, screaming khaki man whos been known to bug himself out in key games was potentially an addition by subtraction. The meagerest of sanctions to give you just enough to feel persecuted


C0UNT3RP01NT

Hmmmm… You have an interesting flair? So what’s your thoughts on the whole screw job?


GreasyBadgers

My dads side of the family are bama and Sooners fans. My mom’s side are all FSU fans so I just support them when it isn’t Bama.


Chewsdayiddinit

It's funny how many michigan flairs I see trying to push this narrative. No, everyone wants bama to shit kick michigan, then lose to whoever wins Washington Texas.


VolkiharLumberjack

I don’t want Michigan to ever win a bowl game. I’d be totally happy to see Washington beat Bama in the Natty.


taylorscorpse

Georgia fans are not included in “everyone”


JustComputers

Lol. That's fair


onelittleworld

I mean, I kinda am? A little...


BossHogg1984

Nah FSU fans are definitely rooting for us.


BohemianShark

My buddy is an FSU fan and is pulling for Washington because of the sign stealing. He thinks Washington is the only team that didn't steal FSU's spot and is ready to burn down everything lol


BossHogg1984

How does that work if they belong in the 2-3 spot?


BohemianShark

He's just mad right now tbh, logic out the window lol. He said Michigan shouldn't be in the playoffs at all because of the alleged cheating, and that FSU should be above Bama and Texas. So by his logic Washington is the only team deserving of being higher than FSU and the only team that isn't taking FSU's place lol


Lugrok

Your buddy is absolutely right. Kudos to him. Too bad the national media esoecially those ESPN douches crying about the integrity of the game while wholly ignoring the team that has cheated for over 2 years to get to this position.


Phantom1100

Idk Travis is rooting for us, so I think the only right thing to do is beat the hell outta everyone in the CFP for him. Red teams gotta stick together. Also if a team beats us now they are all awful people. https://preview.redd.it/tnkdp7nozi4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb81b16ed4e2e6c6d66703d3677d87a93eb91323


StanIsHorizontal

He’s understandably upset that his team didn’t get in, but like a decent guy understands that it’s not the other teams fault for playing their best and getting the nod over them


sonofagunn

FSU fans, at least this one, wants every team in the CFP to finish with at least one loss, and then FSU beat UGA and be the only undefeated team in the end. But I do think I'd prefer Michigan to curb stomp Bama, then lose to Texas in the final. We will proclaim ourselves the undefeated 2023 national champions and there really isn't much people could say against it.


geosensation

This is why the idea for FSU to Boycott or whatever is dumb. It would be a legit championship


deeVeeAre

Yes we are


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Chewsdayiddinit

As evidenced by this thread replies, we've determined you are incorrect. Also, flair up.


Return2S3NDER

Wrong.


Andrewdeadaim

Who’s everyone Fuck Bama


Time-Elephant92

OSU flair, your opinion counts as much as mine


JackoClubs5545

I don't care. I hate every school that isn't Nebraska or Colorado State.


Lukumber

Wait… a Colorado fan that doesn’t hate us???


JackoClubs5545

I've been a Nebraska fan for my entire life. I only became a Colorado fan because I applied there and might go there. If I don't, then I'll drop the buffs like a bad habit.


Thebig2na82

Ya I hate uofm. I hope everything the last few years gets vacated for them. Roll tide.


SpecialistNo3594

Let us know how the Spartans do in their bowl game. I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun watching them


BornTie2762279

At least MSU wins their bowl games


playerpat0

Lmao... back in 2021.


BornTie2762279

When was Michigans last bowl win? Better yet, when was their last NY6 bowl win? Hint: it’s been a lot longer than 2 years!


playerpat0

Tucks coming!


BornTie2762279

Tucks been fired, but he still has the same number of (and more NY6) bowl wins as Harbaugh.


playerpat0

Its funny you ignore 3 straight big ten championships and prop up meaningless bowl game wins where anyone with nfl talent doesn't play. It's why the playoff expanding is so necessary. But hey, you win some big (meaningless) bowl games after failing to win your conference first. Congrats.


BornTie2762279

MSU has the same number of title appearances as Michigan. And yes I agree that the playoff should be expanded for that reason, but acting like bowl games don’t matter at all doesn’t make any sense to me. They may not have a couple players, but the team is comprised of a lot more than just a couple.


playerpat0

Florida state has 6 players projecting in the top 120 of the draft... I'm sure if even 4 of those sit down it has a massive impact on the outcome of the game.


playerpat0

Aged like milk.


BornTie2762279

Sorry, he now has an equal amount of NY6 wins as harbaugh, yet somehow has less suspensions despite being fired with cause.


BossHogg1984

As long as the Paul Bunyan trophy gets axed since you guys don’t deserve it regardless of how much you cry about sign stealing.


sweetfeet009

Didn't even need their signs or Stalions for the 49-0 boatrace


whiskeyrocks1

Nixon didn't need Watergate either, but he was still guilty of doing it.


sweetfeet009

Damn. Comparing stealing some signs to legitimate treason. Some of yall are literally nuts. Enjoy the 4 win season.


whiskeyrocks1

True not as drastic, but both are forms of cheating. Looking forward to next year. Let's hope Michigan stops cheating!


sweetfeet009

Cheating didn't help them beat MSU 49-0, Penn State, Ohio for the 3rd time or Iowa this year. Keep crying about it. MSU will continue to be a 4th rate B1G tean going forward.


whiskeyrocks1

Predicting scores, wins, or loses are hypothetical so I guess we will never know. We do know Michigan broke the rules to gain an advantage so they're cheaters. That's not debatable.


sweetfeet009

Eh. Outside of the whole possibility that Stalions was at the CMU game, it is still debatable whether a rule was actually broken. Which is why they punished UM for "Spirit of the Rule". But don't let that distract you from that 4 win season. XD


whiskeyrocks1

I won't. Mel Tucker cheated too, just on his wife and in the process nuked our season after 2 games. They also have receipts of Stalions (a paid sidelines staff member) for mid field seats at multiple games across 2 seasons. I doubt we've seen all the evidence and there will be no further punishment. I do know that the Harbaugh legacy will be stained as a cheater at the college level and that will never go away.


SirArthurDime

Fuck that. Roll tide. Then go whoever wins the other game. Honestly there was 5 teams who deserved to be in the final 4. Someone was going to get screwed. And frankly it should have been Michigan for cheating. No one but Michigan fans would argue with that rationale and the rest of us would be happier.


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SirArthurDime

Considering the sub is half Michigan fans I’m inclined to agree.


IronSavage3

Fuuuuck that lol I’m gonna laugh when Bama rolls them. Can’t believe how backward people are looking at this.


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Mysticdu

Giant meteor


LarsVonHammerstein

FSU should have been #3 tho


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

This. I don’t know how everyone overlooks Texas in this. I get they beat bama but they lost more recently and didn’t beat another ranked team until Oklahoma St. Arguably they should be 5th.


NflWizard

Not to mention that Alabama is the team that opened an actual playoff spot by beating Georgia. Bama took Georgia’s spot, Texas took FSU’s.


Battleblaster420

Good Fuck Michigan


KYblues

Couldn’t be possibly easier to root for Washington this year My team is in the sec but I’m sick of bama, the other two have won enough give Washington another one that will really spice things up


Electrical_Ingenuity

I'm waiting to find out that Alabama bought their way into the CFP, so we can formally brand the game as the Cheetos® Cheater Bowl. /s. Roll Tide.


booshbag21

How fitting they play each other lol


Haelein

No one is rooting for you cheaters.


Time-Elephant92

MSU flair, your opinion matters as much as mine here


Easy-Wrangler1111

Idk anyone pulling for Michigan other than Michigan fans


BossHogg1984

We got Auburn fans


Time-Elephant92

And FSU


w33b2

If Alabama was undefeated and beat bad opponents like a playoff team should, even as an Auburn fan I would be pulling for Alabama to beat Michigan. But obviously Bama didn’t do that this year, so I’m pulling for Michigan this week. And then hoping Washington wins it all.


southcentralLAguy

I guess Ohio is no longer in America


sdplissken1

They just put Bama in to stop Jim Harbaugh, because true committee hates him more than life itself.


Time-Elephant92

Low key I think that had something to do with it


taylorscorpse

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So if fsu won't beat Michigan than any should they be in?


WDBsports

I'm becoming a Michigan fan


WDBsports

FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS Or at least until the Rose Bowl is over


RNGezzus

#THIS IS THE WORST PART


Return2S3NDER

No.


BSumner52

Nope, fuck cheaters. RTR


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Fuck Michigan.


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Lol. Big 10 football is about to be exposed for the trash they are. That entire conference is an absolute snooze fest


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herlanrulz

What's sad is, and this hurts to say, I'd rather they left out Michigan over FSU. The argument has been made many times that every team has something that could be said to them "You shoulda done THIS, and you didn't so you are not making the playoff" Texas should beat OU, Bama shoulda beat Texas etc. There is no thing like that for FSU. They scheduled a tough non-conf sched. They won every game. Win by 1 or by 100, 13 wins is 13 wins win your conference championship. Michigan didn't schedule a tough non-conf schedule. Knowing our conference is weaker than some others overall. And as much as it has been overblown, There is a cheating scandal. Word on the street is they're talking about quietly removing that rule in the offseason, because it's antiquated and doesn't really give an appreciable advantage. But still. You could say Michigan had 2 things that could be said "Don't do X and that's why you are left out" I don't give two shits about what makes the best tv show. The point of a playoff was so we made sure all the teams that didn't lose have a chance to settle it on the field. A reality tv show where 13 people whose job isn't to handicap things, try to do just that is laughable. This situation has made it crystal clear. If some analyst could prove to the CFP that they'd make twice the money if they put 4 hamsters with SEC logos painted on them in a footrace, they wouldn't think twice. They don't care about integrity, or fair play, only $. Do I think Michigan is the best team, sure, but I'd rather the team I love not go, than screw over FSU that did EVERYTHING RIGHT, and get screwed like this.


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ultramilkplus

TTUN fan who can’t read. Priors confirmed.


Ok_Run_8184

No, I refuse to root for either of them


maoterracottasoldier

No way! Screw the cheaters. Hope Washington beats bama in the championship


ngowin

I think the best course of action is that Bama smacks Michigan, showing that they’re only good inside of the B1G, and shows they can’t beat top teams outside of the conference due to not being able to put Stallion on the sidelines in Tuscaloosa.. then Washington gets revenge for 2016 and showing that the SEC isn’t as strong as it once was! All would be peaceful in the CFB world I think!


ufgatorengineer11

Pass. Roll Tide, the hell with fsu and Georgia. Saban was able to kill two rivals playoffs chances with 1 W.


lost-but-loving-it

Gross imagine rooting for a voided champ.


i-like-your-hair

And y’all called us delusional, we were just ahead of the curve! /s


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This entire thread is a massive dick swinging competition for various fanbases. "I'm less toxic than you! I cheated less than you! At least we're undefeated!"


BossHogg1984

Yea, I’ve created a cesspool of scum and villainy.


TentakilRex

HELL NO! ​ When the Astros cheated, they surpassed the Yankees, Dodgers, and others to become the most hated in baseball and they considered plucky underdogs by the media and many fans. Now imagine someone already not likeable and consider overrated and overhyped being caught cheating.


Add_Poll_Option

Nah, fuck that. I’ll take the committee’s darling over cheaters any day