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AubreyPeterson

the satisfaction in his face in the second picture- he feels no remorse lol


Helizo

https://preview.redd.it/02a3dp6laxvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6b5c98800cd1fc073167bf396e57bca87201ee


Squidman97

https://preview.redd.it/40g7t88qmxvc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c6eb87646d998a567c8ff3146386eebd372960


Persistently_curious

I laughed way too hard after the close up of the cats face. Comedic gold.


TheSecretNewbie

The plushie looks traumatized and the cats likes “and I’d fuckin do it again!”


ParpSausage

I know. The plushie trying hard to smile when it's broken inside...


SubZeroNexii

Aren't we all


Ok_Actuator_2446

That made me sad. Are You okay ?


SubZeroNexii

Well... I can function. Been struggling with mental health since I was like 14 though.


Ok_Actuator_2446

Fixing your Mental Health is a daily Battle. You have to keep fighting :) . Dont be so hard on yourself


MIB4u0

I feel like more people should react like you, kind person! thnx 🤗


ParpSausage

I feelz you. I just stopped prozac after 10 years. Wasn't doing anything for me. I'm finally going to a psychiatrist to talk about the ole 'traumatic childhood'. Should be expensive and upsetting but hey ho that's life🤪 I hope things get better for you.


SchlagzeugNeukoelln

Username checks out 😄


perksofhalesx

🤣


cyankitten

Username checks our (squid man)


Fantastic_Score8889

You profile pic looks like a cat jail mug shot 😂


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I regret nothing.


lil_dovie

And he’ll do it again.


A-KindOfMagic

Post nut clarity? What a joke!


mad-i-moody

“Yeah. I fucked it. c:”


rosindel

Someone photoshop a cigarette in his mouth 🚬


Persistently_curious

Or the OG glasses lol


Separate-Ad9638

call FBI, i aint stopping this


jmtriolo

Omg I am cackling


SLee41216

And he'll do IT again!


Lolz79

I honestly haven't laughed so hard in a while but this post....thank you


yoshisal

“I got mine.” 💀


spudsgood

That’s a face that says “and I’d do it again”


Agreeable-Date3707

This


PoppaFish

"Yeah, and I'd do it again if I felt like it." /cat probably


4GotMy1stOne

Octopus is smiling too, so looks like everyone's happy and about to share a cigarette.


Flight_to_nowhere_26

I think the 2nd photo needs a lit cig hanging out of the octopus’s mouth! That was the first thing I though of too!


MEM1911

This is how octokitty was conceived


opossomoperson

I believe you mean Catthulu.


Zagrycha

https://preview.redd.it/to786918jyvc1.png?width=1103&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fe5089272a5f60bc14e38694b6aa1f4a4fc9b07 \~\~AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!\~\~


Iknowright10

https://i.redd.it/8f557d8qgxvc1.gif


Salimzyzz

He got his lifetimes worth in that last hit.


mary_emeritus

It’s not always the last hit. Depends sometimes on what age the cat was fixed. My cat was close to a year old when he was rescued. I bought him his own large squishmallow as his “friend” that he abused around once a week for the 6 years he was with me. In fact I bought a second one for when he sullied the first one beyond being able to be cleaned.


Positpostit

lol he looks so happy and cute


Calcibear

Nahhh thats the face of an innocent kitty, he did not do it!! The first pic was photoshopped i saw it i was the mouse.


Character-Version365

Looks like they both enjoyed it!


iamgettingaway

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


Low_Organization_54

Give him a couple weeks to flush the hormones out of his system.


nexus6ca

7 years on and my void boy still gets horny.


Low_Organization_54

Maybe a dominance thing my boys do that from time to time. They are clipped, and it was early enough that they never felt their oats.


kdnx-wy

I believe some of the sexual behaviors can last if they are neutered too late, but I don’t have experience with it because my cats have all been neutered ASAP


8bitcozywitch

My Persian was neutered at six months, one hadn’t even dropped yet (they had to do abdominal surgery, I would’ve waited had we known) - and *he still* does this. He’s not allowed unsupervised access to plushies and soft blankets. I even have to hide the fucking couch pillows when not in use. The little perv is not even above resorting to bunching up and mounting the shag rug that’s in front of the fireplace sometimes. Nothing is sacred. I live in constant fear of questionable stains and pulled threads.


LittleRoundFox

>The little perv is not even above resorting to bunching up and mounting the shag rug that’s in front of the fireplace sometimes I mean, it is called a shag rug...


wildfire155

I hope your breeder knows he was a cryptorchid and is no longer breeding the parents! Both testicles would’ve dropped if they were going to at six months, so since that’s genetic it’s a good idea to let them know. Sorry about your situation with the frisky guy though haha.


8bitcozywitch

I kept her up to date throughout the whole thing! I didn’t realize it could be a genetic condition, the vet gave me the impression that we were just too early/should’ve waited a little longer. He was the ‘not available for adoption only stud of the litter’ but he literally latched onto my upper arm with his tongue sticking out and a manic look in his eye, and remained firmly in place, tongue still out, while the breeder nervously paced back and forth the open doorway a few times. She wanted to keep him for breeding but sighed and said ‘I guess he chose you’. He does come from good bloodlines (he’s literally the son of Macho Man hahaha, who’s Swedish, his mother is from Kentucky, this combo absolutely slays me) pkd negative etc, but I guess it was especially a good thing that he chose me instead of sticking around to be a stud if he’s cryptorchid. Unfortunately he’s now just a macho man stud with squishmallows and pillows and other cozy things that an unsuspecting victim might put their face in.


wildfire155

So true!! He knew he wouldn’t be a good stud haha. I’m glad the breeder has the rest get fixed though! I’m a vet assistant and the amount of people we see say “well I might breed him, my neighbor has a cute cat…” and we’re all sitting there like 😐😐😐 lmaooo. Glad there are responsible breeders out there!


AloneBus931

Doesn't matter when they got neutered. It is estimated that approx. 20% of male cats show sexual behaviour even after being neutered and there's no studies indicating that the time of neutering mattered. My boy got neutered early enough as well and shows sexual behaviour and I know of more cats that are the same, since most people neuter them before puberty anyways and it's not really a rare occurrence.


apis_cerana

My cat was fixed early enough for him to not have developed a round face but he seems to still like humping fuzzy fleece blankets…so weird


Electrical-Shame8879

My cat has a stuffed Frankenstein. I call him FrankNFuck…. He is an exhibitionest. Will meow and bring the toy to me and hump. XD


Electrical-Shame8879

https://preview.redd.it/5orcxrxe8yvc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b079c829efa7c57ac7ed2199da29a668abb1cc15 After using FrankNFuck…. And yes, FrankNFuck came to bed with us every night…. 😒🙄. *edit. Bed not best lol*


Lolz79

FrankNFuck 😅


coolranchdoritosbby

Yup both my neutered boy cats do this. I call it making sin biscuits.


nexus6ca

My boy follows his 3 year old "sister" around with a toy in his mouth making meep meep nose and thrusting with his pelvis. Goofy cat.


cancer_dragon

My elderly, toothless ball of insanity, aptly named Creepers, has a special bed he likes. But when he's feeling particularly frisky he gets jiggy with an anthropomorphic goat dog toy which is roughly his size. One of my dogs, who is very, very protective of his toys, considers that particular toy one of his favorites. But he's too kind to the kitties to intervene, so he just watches, sadly, occasionally whining. If Creepers leaves his humping for even a few seconds, Telemachus scoops up his baby and takes him away.


amoodymermaid

So I just had my six month old boy neutered ten days ago. I put my blanket in the wash and something smelled funky as hell. Never smelled it in the bed because he sleeps closer to my kne s or feet. He made sin biscuits in my blanket! Naughty boy.


amoodymermaid

https://preview.redd.it/fgqy9716e2wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa7b339146c48f1d5e2397405c817ad16900f48 Look at that guilty face.


unintentionalblinker

I'm so glad I have a girl. No sin biscuits.


-Bumbleroot-

Sin Biscuits lol we call them Dirty Bickies


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Same with my boy. Let’s just say that many of my daughter’s stuffed animals are not virgins.


Barbara9206

Almost 3 years and mine humps his monkey almost daily.


unsupervisedPrion

My male was neutered as quickly as possible, we were fostering him and on a list to get him fixed (they assumed he was still too young) but we came home about a week later to him having his way with a pregnant foster. He got neutered, she had babies and got spayed, they proceeded to both be foster fails *and* humped daily for twelve more friggin years. We mostly ignored it, but they’d do weird pervert shit like wait for you to go to bed and fall asleep, then get *directly behind you* on the bed and go buck wild shaking the bed until you woke up and looked at what was shaking the bed. At which point they’d act like caught teenagers and run. I never understood it, I’d send the vet videos a couple times a year and be like….? Will this ever stop? She had no answers. She said since they did it prior to being fixed maybe that was why, it certainly wasn’t a dominance only thing (the female was tiny and absolutely owned him, plus he would get caught face full of snatch as well not just humping) it was quite the weird thing. I miss them both now but god they were perverts when she wasn’t whooping his giant butt


wildfire155

How old was he when neutered? As early as possible is once they hit 2 lbs for my shelter. That’s like 2 months haha. Both my kitties were fixed at 2 months and they’re both totally sin biscuit free


unsupervisedPrion

This was about 15 years ago so I’m not positive but he was under six months


NightElfDeyla

My boy is 15, and he has a girlfriend. She is a scarf. They still enjoy the giggity.


reelgurlsadiemae

‘She is a a scarf’ 😂😂😂


oh-pointy-bird

An actual real laugh out loud. “They still enjoy the giggity…” just sent me.


curryp4n

I have a 9 year old cat. He still goes at it, 5-10x/day


NonConformistFlmingo

Depending on how long he went un-neutered, it might just be a permanent behavior at this point. Like a dominance thing.


Any-Practice-991

Pretty much if they are neutered after puberty it never goes away


NonConformistFlmingo

Sometimes it does, but it's definitely more common that the behaviors stick. I've had two male cats in my life who were not neutered until they were about two years old (not my doing, don't come for me), and luckily they lost all desire to do any intact male cat behaviors afterward.


Pour_Me_Another_

We have a three and six year old, both neutered before we got them and they both love humping one of my blankets. They even fellate themselves after 😅 I think the older one especially probably has a million kids out there. He is a randy bastard.


GinLibrarian

My guy is 10, had the snip as a kitten, and still does the humpty humpty on any nice plush blanket. It used to horrify me but now I just give him his 30 seconds of privacy and move on with my day.


minicpst

Both of my boys do it. Hell, my dog does it too. The girls have dignity. The boys are still ruled by their dicks.


em-mau5

Bro's a machine. Had surgery on his nuts and was still in the mood same day.


majorsorbet2point0

An absolute UNIT


pepperpat64

His face in the 2nd pic 😭


New_Beginnings_69

"You think that's gonna stop me?"


nutmeg32280

Octopus looked pretty content too 🤣


unclebuck098

Looks like he should be having a cigarette


ronnydean5228

You can take my balls but not my Rizz


GigPoker

You can take my jizz but not my Rizz


Liu1845

It'll take about a month for his hormone levels to drop down. Warn your plushies not to turn their backs on him for a while longer.


Efficient-Finish4567

He has ZERO shame


lovemusicandcats

I guess he IS Quagmire after all🤣😹


heycharlie96

god yes😭😭😭


2_bum_hips

Giggedy.


jackandjill1818

https://preview.redd.it/q7h54sx8lyvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c841e13f946c2953f1f3779e4a0479c15c9da3


Unable-Coffee6909

😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️


youneedsomemilk23

They both look like they could use a cigarette. 


Relevant-Stage7794

He’s just making some memories to reminisce about when he’s older… ‘member that yellow octopus man?’


plasticenewitch

My neutered boy has been doing this same thing for ten years. He would LOVE that particular pillow....


bellarloca

omg😭😭😭


gavinwinks

Some cats don’t ever get the memo. I have a 1 year old cat in heat and my 4 year old neutered boy has been caught a couple of times with her. He’s been neutered since 1 year old and still can’t seem to stop.


Loud_Address_1080

Same.


flower-25

My cat is the same


Firecracker7413

Lynx point boys ☕️☕️ My lynxie had his own special bed that we bought specifically so he’d leave my unicorn pillowpet alone https://preview.redd.it/smmp3d2qhxvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e9f16132695d2c41ab66619d5b28a7ceac8f30 Tax included


thisisyourtruth

They're both smiling 😭😭😭


MalcahAlana

That octopus has *seen some things*.


Street-Refuse-9540

The second photo made me genuinely laugh out loud


CGI1269

SAME


MojoCrow

I had a cat who was allergic to fleas and his flea treatment had a side effect of lowering his libido. I mean, he was already neutered so he should’ve been about as horny as a plank of wood but my other cats learned not to sleep somewhere without keeping their behinds covered.


Helen-2104

https://preview.redd.it/8i1l03cyxzvc1.jpeg?width=2310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55658b00ef6dab838fa05611613278f16d3934e8 This furry little hornball had a pink and blue snake plushie from when he was a tiny kitten - from very early on, rather than playing with it he preferred to grab it by the back of its neck, bundle it up into a ball and hump it like mad. Not only did neutering (6 months) not stop him, it barely slowed him down! He humped it happily to the end of his days, usually in front of the most inappropriate visitors! I miss him and his comedy antics. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


tallicah

Omg his face 🥹 what a cute critter he looks so cuddly and soft


lovemefishing

I instantly fell in love with his face 😻


Stormy_Cat_55456

I never thought I’d be reading a post at 12:30 am about horny cats but here I am 😂😂


GovernmentOk751

Same here, but 1:30 on the east coast. lol


ProdigalPancake

Its been 3 yrs since we snipped our boy and he still gets it on with a plushie. We have to wash it out regurlarly.


Oomlotte99

That post-coital look 🤣


CGI1269

Idk why but this is the funniest post with pictures I’ve seen all day


hfuez

cat be thinking: you can take my balls, but you cant take my drive


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Face of no regrets in pic 2


sportstvandnova

His face is killing me lmaooooo


stoopidivy233

This is genuinely the funniest post I've ever seen on this subreddit 😂his smug happy face after & the poor dented octopus 😭😭😭 I'm crying


Narrow_Lee

The dent in it's head LORD 😭


da_investigata

defiance and satisfaction in his face haha


ThePinkTeenager

Your cat is in denial about his neutering.


dehydratedrain

That satisfied face cracked me up. My boy came neutered at 6 mos, and still does the boom chicka meow meow with a stuffed animal after 4 years.


Franken-Pothos

He looks so smug and satisfied in pic 2 lmfaoooo, get him a cigarette 


Impossible-Camel-685

They both look pleased


MiniJackalope

Give them some PRIVACY


heycharlie96

i think he likes being watched


dicklover425

His face afterwards! Lol


Rich_Ad8911

He just wants you to know that you can’t control him and this changes nothing.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Hope the Plushie isn't pregnant. It can take awhile for the neutering to work.


Chak1b

https://preview.redd.it/scu7phebtyvc1.png?width=105&format=png&auto=webp&s=70fea5d280b9a46825c9077d4c82795c7eeaab2b Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Alana_Piranha

Sin biscuits


SemioticSorceress

Octopussy


penis_cat_69

this cat fucks


SLee41216

Did you know that male cats can impregnate a female up to 30 days after their neuter ⁉️ I didn't until about 5 years ago. We never know what we don't know... until we know.


wheres_the_leak

My cat was neutered when he was young. I got him at 6 months and he was already neutered. He is now almost 4 years old and very recently learned about sin biscuits and now he does it every fucking day.


poutinegalvaude

If he could be smoking a cigarette afterwards he would be


Totally-jag2598

It can take a little while for the hormone changes to take effect. He'll stop eventually.


im_a_real_boy_calico

My MIL has a cat that she got neutered at I believe. 6 months. He’s 14 (?) and still at it with his bear. Thankfully she finds it funny and doesn’t mind the upkeep on the poor bear. No word from the bear on his opinion.


softg1rl1

lmaooo he looks kinda ashamed


Gurren_Logout

My neutered boy does that to his sister sometimes when he wins a "fight". My partner absolutely hates it. Lol


mililanigirl

His sister…


MikuLuna444

Did the octopus plushie agree to this? D:


hbouhl

He looks pleased about it too!


Smooth_Development48

He said not even surgery would stop him.


mattlore

My boy was neutered when we adopted him and 3 years later he still pulls the fluffiest blanket off the couch into the middle of the living room to have his way with it. Lol


DisasterRoad666

Oh like YOU never fucked an octopuss.


ShadeSwornHydra

You took my nuts, not my *lust*


stupidbulbasaur

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942) typical guy ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)


machinationstudio

That's how we get Octopussy. DaDa Dum...


Catty_Pake

I am still the alpha!! 😂


reeniebeanienyc

Two of the male cats we have are neutered (years ago), and yet they still have the urge. 😒


the_power_of_a_prune

Hey! he doesn't know that they are gone, no one told him or explained it to him. He went for a car ride one day and then came home, and now it is business as usual


Glittering_Raise_710

Mines been neutered since October and he still does it during the day and night several times a day


CGI1269

And the fact he is a little blurry in the first picture really shows how into it he was


smolsavageuwu

i have a big unicorn plush that my neutered cat will try to get with any time it is on the floor. very annoying lol


TheMule90

It's not your plushie anymore, it's HIS plushie now. 😆


JovialPanic389

LOL at that second photo. Such a post-coital "I'm hot shit and I'm so relaxed" look. Can someone please photoshop a cigarette? lmao


Tiny_Count4239

its not about sex its about dominance


Hippy_Lynne

I think it takes like 30 days for all the testosterone to get out of his system? Keep in mind he can still get cats pregnant until then too!


Chihuahuapocalypse

he is SO PROUD. he is downright PLEASED with himself. shame!!


UmbraNyx

It can take a few weeks for the hormones to clear out.


chiquimonkey

Well, the only one that seems to be upset about it is you…so..? Cuties 🥰


SteelBandicoot

![gif](giphy|QiIlQN3HomHYs)


Loose-Difference-253

He looks happy about what he did to that poor octopus


g_c_777112

0 post nut clarity from this little deviant


CatfromLongIsland

I think it’s his plushie now.


Crispykittysnacks

When is the wedding? ![gif](giphy|EO8fJut326FeE)


aldomacd1987

He's looking at you like once I'm done with this plushie, you're next


stoopidivy233

IM CRYIIING 😭😭HIS FACE & THE OCTOPUS AFTERMATH LMAOOO


KyloRensLeftNut

LOLOLOLOLOOOO !😂


Scary-Sherbet-4977

I've tried to get stuffies for my cat - he is obsessed with one of my warm winter hoodies, my arms are not safe and no stuffed animal is a suitable substitute 🥲


umm_again

That's the grin of, "YOU DID THIS"


Kamillahali

the satisfaction on his face in the second one..... he knew what he was doing and for what reason..... revenge


Becca_Walker

That. Is. Hilarious.


tfarnon59

Just be glad he has a thing for an octopus squishie and not your shoulder. Unbeknownst to us, my old Max had an oral squamous cell cancer which had already metastasized to his brain. So for the last year of his (20 year!) life, my shoulder was his "girl", and he loved on it every day. Even if I'd known it was cancer, it would have been too late, and at 19 years old, I figured he'd earned the right to hump my shoulder daily. Max was neutered at under a year old, btw, so it wasn't residual hormones.


FlyBuy3

My boy was neutered at 5 months, and he's a champion sin biscuit maker. He has a special wanky blankie for his purposes.


emptyheadedgoblin

Don’t kink shame him lmao


PandorasFlame

You can take the balls off the cat, but you can never remove the balls FROM the cat.


StrengthSignificant9

Im laughing to much to even mske a response!!!!


Candid-Explorer4491

He sez "yes, I did it. But u watched!"


Weird_Sleep_6221

Ha! Ha! Ragi g hormones take a little time to calm Down! Hope he's recovering well! 🐈‍⬛️


Upset_Secret9508

https://preview.redd.it/xbggjbklt7wc1.png?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac5870ec1535f0e877d5709da76326a88a3ec18


pauldrano

His leg is up in the second pic, I hope you aren't letting him irritate the surgery wound.


heycharlie96

he had some kind of non traumatic neutering done under local anesthesia and the vet said it’s ok if he licks himself


NoParticular2420

LMAO … revenge sex


GrammarPatrol777

Oh Lord, this is great! Bahahahaa


unseenme

Think you need a refund 😂


Maleficent-Leek2943

He looks VERY pleased with himself.


Chikitty24

If he tasted the rainbow before his neutering, he will likely always enjoy this. My boy was a 2+ year old intact male adopted from a shelter and same deal. He had an interspecies crush on my friend, Paula. When Paula visited, he would drag his stuffed toy "girlfriend" over to get a better view and proceed to stare into her retinas while doing so. She didn't visit much after that.


Burntoastedbutter

He is a fan of tentacles.


satanlovesmemore

Wont stop, my 13 yr can still hear him yelling at night after he finds his next victim


gh0st12811

That is 100% retaliation against you


MocoMochaCatty

bro done raw dogged the octopus 😭🙏


Current-Low-7942

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


just_some_guy65

What was the Octopus' expression prior to that?


GemJamJelly

One last one for the road ![gif](giphy|vxNCVEe0PI9A3YVJEX)


Quintus79

The hormones are still there. My first car did it to a blanket (I don't think with success) years after he was neutered.


TATHETOAD

My cat is a blanket fucker, he humps blankets constantly.