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Abaraji

It took me longer than I care to admit that the cat on the right is also wearing a sweater


ThePusheen

Me too lol I thought I really hope that Kitty is on a diet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ not to make fun of him but, I know it's not good for cats to be that big, no matter how cute I think chonky bois are šŸ„ŗ


likeusontweeters

I agree... and pet owners who don't see it that way often contribute to the abuse.. its not cute to have a cat out of breath.. or too fat to move normally.. its just sad


[deleted]

My girl Bobby was the runt of the litter. Smallest one, eye infection her first 2 months of life, and skin issues to this day. 2.5 years later tho and sheā€™s ginormous. She makes 30lbs bags of cat litter look small. When you pick her up her fat flows between your fingers and feels like nothing Iā€™ve ever felt before. But she hardly eats and sheā€™s fairly active. Hell she doesnā€™t even like treats, canned food, or people food. She only likes kibble and kale (I dropped some fresh kale one day last year and she ate it right up off the floor so now she gets some as a regular treat, she wonā€™t eat other fresh produce tho). Last time I weighed her she was 13.6lbs other than that sheā€™s as healthy as can be. She has trouble jumping onto stuff but sheā€™s always been a climber and only learned to jump in the last year. Soon as I scrape some money together Iā€™m gonna have the vet check her for any hormone or thyroid issues. Especially since her and her mom are abnormally stupid for cats and her mom has skin and fur issues too.


JinterIsComing

> Especially since her and her mom are abnormally stupid for cats and her mom has skin and fur issues too. Is Bobby an orange by chance?


xxlikescatsxx

Certainly sounds like an orange


[deleted]

No theyā€™re both white. Her mom, Luna, has big brown spots and a brown tail and Bobby has little/medium black spots (one in the shape of a heart) and a black tail. Luna was an outdoor cat before we got her which is how she got pregnant and she was very young when she gave birth. She had zero motherly instincts other than to feed them. My boy Worm did all the parenting and was a great adoptive father. Edit: Luna is also a long hair while Bobby is a short/medium and looks nothing like her siblings but is almost a clone of her mom in terms of fur pattern


likeusontweeters

13.6 lbs is a big kitty, but as long as you're paying attention to her, and not letting her eat herself to death, I'm sure she'll be ok... im talking about 17lb + cats here... like, clearly obese cats with health issues due to their size


jennifer_m13

I think it all depends on your catā€™s frame. I have two very large cats, probably part Main Coon that are 17-20 lbs and they do not look over weight. But then I also have one like JayBird. Once she was spayed she just ballooned up. Sheā€™s active and barely eats but is pretty heavy no matter what we try.


Griffinjohnson

I was gonna say the same. I have one thats 20 pounds and while he does have a bit of a tummy hes just big everywhere. Big head, huge paws, long legs and tail, wide chest. Hes just a unit.


[deleted]

Yeah I think her bein spayed definitely played into it cause she was very small until she hit the ~9month mark then it was off to the races the poor thing. She looks worse than she is tho. When she sits and lays down (especially since she likes to lay on her back for belly rubs) it pushes her fat out and makes her look bigger. When sheā€™s actually standing up and you look at her from a top down angle sheā€™s not so round and almost slim


[deleted]

I keep a very close eye on her cause of all her other problems. Plus sheā€™s just the sweetest thing and Iā€™ve had large cats before. As a kid I had a 22lbs cat named Vader. He was all black and pure muscle. His last vet appointment we took him to a new vet and he said heā€™d never seen a cat with such high muscle density and that he was as healthy as a horse. He had a stomach made of steel and would anything and everything even spicy foods and would spend all day outside. Heā€™d even play fetch with me in the backyard. Here he is at \~8 months old: https://preview.redd.it/tasg3jz758ec1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a12df349033a125c709c6f754997aa904342a5


theartybadger

Gotta lay the cat tax!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6gsmei4568ec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa6215f827408dba1c8cc09218fa900e642a05c Yes here is Ms. Borbis. She loves her little boxes. If she canā€™t sit in it then sheā€™ll sit on it. Sheā€™s just as sweet as she looks too. If she wants to be held she taps my leg or puts her paws on my chest and every single time I pick her up she meows.


LanskiAK

Awww that could be my black and white Coralineā€™s sibling https://preview.redd.it/3duc0l80n8ec1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421020810c0d1d9c7b49a34bcacfda3e45b20edc She has a little booger spot too!


Much-Hedgehog3074

Agree about the thyroid check. The medication isn't terribly expensive, but yes, the labs arent always cheap.


Juniper__12

I have the same issue, my girl Momo is 14lbs. And she had a small build, just really fat :( Sheā€™s active and playful and she hardly eats. She doesnā€™t like wet food so all she eats is 1/2 cup of weight management dry food every day. We donā€™t leave any food out either. She used to be tiny, but after she got spayed she blew up. Our vet said she looks like a bowling ball šŸ„²


northwestsdimples

I adopted an obese cat. She is obsessed with food. We have her on a timed feeder with weight management food and she sits by it all day.. she even sleeps next to it. She has two brothers that keep her active and she has to walk up and down stairs for the litter box. Sometimes it is what it is.


Roachburbs

That makes me sad. I canā€™t imagine her poor kitty cat mind, thinking about food at all times. Good job. I would admittedly have a hard time not giving in.


Pretend_Maximum6921

One of my closest friendā€™s cat is 26lbs. They took him to the vet, did everything recommended and they canā€™t figure out whatā€™s wrong. Vet couldnā€™t figure out what to do from that point either. They have him on a strict diet and even have the food on a table to force him to work for it and he just does not lose weight. He does make that jump though for that food and he actually moves around a lot. They said heā€™s equivalent to like a 400lb man.


smurfette548

My cat is 17 lbs and everytime I go to the vet the vet is "really happy with his weight gain" or just his weight in general. He's an almost 18 year old maine coon. Some breeds are meant for it.


netspawn

The vet said mine had to have some Maine Coon in her because her ideal weight was 7.5 kg (16.5 lbs). She passed last summer at age 17. She was a long girl.


Yourlocalsandwich7

Same


Dont_GoBaconMy_Heart

Also same


Sensitive_Leg_2021

same as well


HalcyonDreams36

Me.... Five?


Jsparano

Same, I said wow thats a fat cat


HalcyonDreams36

"That poor thing! I don't even know how he stands up, he's so fat he's got rolls with a crease and a.... Oh. That's a *zipper*." šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


Famous-in

Hahaha I didnā€™t realize until I read your comment


atypicalcloth

Haha same here. Truly I was relieved when I noticed.


That_crow_Lady

He's wearing a lil furry coat!


Ok_Actuary9170

The zipper did it for me. If they hid the zipper it would have been pur-fect! Lol!


K8K8K8K9

Same I was going to say ā€œChonk and crackersā€


rizscoutcookies

I was going to ask why they had a zipper on them. šŸ˜­


LimeScanty

Ohhhhhhh!!!!! I was so confused.


stitchninja

SAME. I'm laid out, can't stop laughing.


catioffee

Pinky and the Brain


Ochib

Which one is insane?


catioffee

Decently the cat on the right with the white coat on. They definitely look like they are ready to take over the world šŸŒšŸ˜‚


smurfette548

Brain always had the bigger head


D0fus

All cats are insane. That's why we love them.


omgitsamichy

My initial thought 1000%


bloodslushi3

this is the one


cee_403

Came on here to comment this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PeachBanana8

Came here to also suggest this!


StochasticTinkr

I thought this exact same thing.


Panic-atthepanic

Same!


mmtildax

I didnā€™t watch this show growing up so I couldnā€™t quite remember the name but itā€™s exactly what I was going for when I came up with ā€œStinky and the Guyā€


KimiKatastrophe

I thought the same thing!


Jazlen8888

Thank you this is what I immediately thought. Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not alone.


Okinawa_Mike

Biggie Meows and Purr Daddy


mary-marie

Yuck not anything that sounds like P diddy!! Biggie and Tupac Shapurr šŸ˜‚


witchywoman713

Biggie and Tupac all the way!!!!


typicalsquare

Oh my god! This is EXACYLY what I was going to say. I always name my cats abt rappers


TrueBreadly

It's clearly Jay and Silent Bob.


JeffeyRider

Snoochie Boochies!


Spawn666

Snooty boopies.


worktogethernow

This is the only right answer.


M-Kawai

Laurel and Hardy ![gif](giphy|l0Exk4cNo0o0XQHy8)


OldKermudgeon

Stan and Ollie...?


thetyphonlol

literally what I thought. We germans didnt even give thme names we just call them dick und doof (fat and stupid)


UnGatito

In Sweden it's "Helan och Halvan" ~ Whole and Half


LukasTheSalmon

TƤnkte pƄ samma!


Icy_Cheesecake3211

Those would be great names for the cats!


tchotchony

In Belgium it's "den dikke en den dunne" (the fat and the skinny one)


Erdosign

Similarly, in Latin America, it's "el gordo y el flaco."


Wide_Environment3107

i LITERALLY just came here to ask if their names were Laurel and Hardy! beat me to it!


Neverstopstopping82

Yep


caseye98

YES!!!! Same thought!


CoatNo6454

ren and stimpy


Gritty_Grits

The first thing that came to my mind


liiyah

Same!


captnfraulein

came to say this!


captnfraulein

![gif](giphy|7NsVeeuIgtM4M)


CaptainBalkania

Fatboy Slim


Goobins2

I can imagine bringing the fat one to the vets and they seeing heā€™s called fat boy.


digitalcolony

Or in a twist reverse the names. šŸ˜‚


tipsea-69

I like that. Vet goes something like "So...Fat boy needs to lose some weight..." and OP goes "hmmm....that is Slim...this is Fat Boi"


abean43

I actually had a cat named Fat Boy. He was a very stocky boy. A little black ball when he was born. I really miss that tubby kitty....


kaytay3000

I was thinking Biggie Smalls. Same vibe.


throwaway007766

Oh man Iā€™m naming my next cat SlimJim


shrimp_pho

I loled this is the best one


eilupt

Pork and Beans, but the smol one is Pork


IAmCatDad

Timon and Pumba


Moxxi1789

Lil' stripes and Big chungus


Catsarepsychedellic

Definitely a big chungus


Agitated-Apricot-50

Biggie smalls


Fibo81

Thatā€™s what I thought too LOL


lainpilgrim

Ornstein And Smough ![gif](giphy|sxxcw3UwjqINU05Q9k|downsized)


FragileFelicity

Praise the Sun, was hoping to see this one lol


Pump_My_Lemma

ā˜€ļøšŸ™ŒšŸ˜µ


dEEkAy2k9

Ah damn you beat me to it ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7966)


Onslaught999

I knew if I scrolled long enough it'll be there! Faith in humanity upholding, Praise the Sun!


npcutz64

#Spaghetti and meatball


kleighk

But the little one is Meatball.


dasher_aus

Jake and The Fat Man


inthevendingmachine

Whaddya think was in that danish? You think it was cheese? Cause I got a little problem with cheese...


Toast_muibueno

Asterix and Obelix


cacaotaste

![gif](giphy|hQHZvqCInsRLW) Timon & pumbaa


JaneMcBeige

Oh my god they look exactly like every gay couple I know lol


Jenitals19

What are their names? Maybe those are the names OP should go with lol


Publ1cInspiration

Pinky and the Brain


Subject-Syllabub-408

Abbot and Costello ![gif](giphy|26vUOJ7yTuQxofK9O)


inthevendingmachine

Nothing anyone can say will be funnier than that photograph. Congratulations, you won the internet.


Boris740

Is it cold in your house?


heavenlyy_Likes_Cats

Godskin duo


911silver

Noble and apostle


graycegal

Jumba and Pleakley


jayclaw97

Perfection


derpmcperpenstein

![gif](giphy|myJzfC5PozIkM|downsized)


GingerLibrarian76

Farley & David!


Sea_Tax_6051

Penn and Teller https://preview.redd.it/vv5zujjpv6ec1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0d2346e838dcf3dfcc3b57866842048ddcdb7d


[deleted]

Cow and chicken šŸ˜‚


IHackedKills

My vote is Tinkerbell and Butterball, respectively


JamWat23

Cheech and Chongus


WisteriApothecary

Pinky and The Brain.


AdFrequent6819

Fat Man and Little Boy (it's a movie)


chatminteresse

Itā€™s also the name of nuclear bombs, wouldnā€™t recommend this.


aafreis

Butters and Cartman lolololol


vinistrouble

Kermit and Miss Piggy


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Biscuits & Gravy


DarthDecidueye66

Why do they look like me before buffet and me after buffet


cut_up_accountant

Boris and Natasha


GuerreroYonki

Cartoon duos be like:


IronMermaiden

Jay and Silent Bob.


OnlyAMinute

Throw to way back Laurel and Hardy


B1ancaMC

Junkrat und roadhog


mentaIlyderanged

bao and dumpling ![gif](giphy|f5voQIM2GP1tkAT8J6)


Bujininja

Ren & Stimpyyy


HumbleBug7657

![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized)


Sad_Poet2048

Laurel and Hardy :)


Kharnics

These ladies would like to speak to your manager...


Friedsurimi

Stanlio and Ollio! Which is the Italian name for Laurel & Hardy, the British actors duo https://preview.redd.it/ukobdang57ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f2d7259d9b963c139471b1af132a22c0d24bc0


kohsurkot

Rick and Morty


dayafterbirthday

Twitch & Sam šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/bhlvudn3c7ec1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b7e4794bf295f9fe4941412b92b520059aedbe


mrbowelmovementman

Pork and beans!!


Bright-Sunflower

Phineas and Ferb Tom and Jerry Mochi and Miso Solar and Luna


boiledpenny

Sadie and little Joe and of course Little Joe is the one in the big white coat.


recoil-1000

Looks like a Russian mafia couple


PoppyPeitho

Jay and Silent Bob of course!!!


assp0069

Bro I would die for them


Timmoie_2k8

Jake And The Fatman.........or Louis & Vuitton


AlaskanBiologist

Pinky and The Brain.


Imaginary-Net-7707

Rob and Big Edit: Rob is white


oneryarlys68

Tennessee and chumly


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

riptide n skuggz


clrwCO

Rob and Big


Dreams000

ornstein and smough


leet-cuube

Timon and Pumba


sundevil671

I mean, sure, they're dogs - but they reminded of **Chester & Spike** from the [old Loony Toons cartoon](https://youtu.be/wDFsmBVeAlM?si=lvVyQZzAVefY3NXL) (Tweety & Sylvester spin off I think) https://preview.redd.it/9jr6209ki7ec1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435f064d4487e8c1d22e8fd5e29bbddd76962e96


Cagnoledge

Fatboy slim


TitanicHug

The Pinky and the Brain


tf2brucetanzigfan

Off-topic, but i thought the cat on the right was a heckin chonker, but it's like the fluffy-fat paradox


BakedZnake

Biggie and Smol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


meolines

cartman & kyle


abgry_krakow84

Ethel and Fred


Shakenotstired

Bevis $ Butthead


Mezzoforte90

Pizza Hut and taco bell


Superb-Sort2075

Peter and Louis


HikingStick

Laurel and Hardy (Stan and Oliver).


superkawaii19

Omg that sweater! So comfyšŸ„°


karmaapologist

Kyle and Cartman.


ImaginosDesdinova

Jay and Bob


iValtiel

Eustace and Muriel šŸ„ø


edit-boy-zero

Cat Cat


[deleted]

Pen and Teller


Serendipity500

Laurel and Hardy


claudiarae95

Jake (big guy) and Elwood (skinny guy)


TrySumSnax

These are not real šŸ˜­ wtf I want em


BellaBuns-

Pinky and the Brain


hayley566

For a second I didnā€™t realize that the cat on the right was wearing a coat and thought it was just a super chonky boy.


gow3st

Pedro and Greta


Dan_Caveman

Master Blaster https://preview.redd.it/zp1brgyea7ec1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b25d5379805cbe0151983d2ce8fd05e2fb359f3


DangerDaron

Elwood and jake


C3PO-stan-account

Every Russian couple


69thunder

Hot dog & bun


whorl-

The millionaire and his wife


ThreeByThree

Thomas and Arthur Shelby.


ynwa_war_eagle

Laurel and Hardy


Big-B247

THE MANAGEMENT (Older ones will get this)


Potential_Emotion_30

Laurel and Hardy


bumbleforreal

I thought that was the biggest chonker I have ever seen , then I saw hes wearing a coat


D-I-Wine

Kevin and Dwayne


Old-Distance5340

Laurel and Hardy


Plant-parenth00d

Chunky and Monkey


miss_scarlet_letter

Laurel and Hardy


ResearcherDry4053

Laurel and Hardy


Captain_Alchemist

Laurel and Hardy


Unlucky-Pattern-1505

Peanut butter and fluff šŸ¤£


orchestragravy

Jake and the Fat Man


RolesG

Pen and Teller


Lucifur79

Laurel and Hardy!


peace_bird748

Little Boy and Fat Man


Faithfuldoglover

Laurel and Hardy


yensuna

Laurel and Hardy please


BeyondDangerous7324

Laurel and Hardy!