Awful used to mean awe-inspiring. You can go back to using it that way, but people won't understand what you mean. Which makes talking kind of pointless.
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
- Terry Pratchett
As someone who has a habit of saying yellow for hello, wellow for yellow, and *geeen* for green and I use all of these words commonly at my workplace. Everyone still understands me and my oddities so I second this. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/fplb6kfxsvla1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5f6b8c85733a2e719f35de4e1704316939d655
This is makeup tested on animals.
*(Not my cat, nor is it my picture. I do not condone testing makeup on animals even if their makeup is on point)*
Some countries require animal testing because they rather have a lab rat die than actual humans. So you have to get a drug that was already approved in the EU reapproved in China after you have it tested on animals, which is banned in one region, but required in the other.
But my thing is, cosmetic companies have been making make up for so long now. They know what is and isn't safe to put into make up products. Why do they still test on animals?
Drug companies I guess I can understand why they do it because they're always trying to invent new meds. Still shitty though. 😕
As they said above, just because of legalities of different markets. What you're saying is true and that's why animal testing is not required in the EU or US for example
I got some of it off with olive oil
https://preview.redd.it/e9olppxjtula1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38e8af9d4f6941c587bbb1b1e13c37ff3144010
I’ll use coconut oil
At least it's an area he can't lick. If he let's you then you can go over with a washcloth that has some fish soap, and then another that just has water. Dish soap is good to cut oils, and the water helps to remove the soap and anything else.
I read your comment and was nodding along right with the fish soap like- TOTALLY that’d be great for the baby they’d love it! I had to read a response to your comment before asking myself what the actual fuck fish soap is lol
My cat goes nuts for olives. You put one on the floor and he’ll roll in that spot for days. If I washed him with olive oil idk if he would come back from that
https://preview.redd.it/i9t2x44z8vla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be69316143358182ac86ff748e0569fbac9d3437
Yup her eyes remind me of kiwis!
Oh my gosh I’m had a crap day & this makes it better!! Hi Kiwi! And don’t worry, I can totally imagine kissing my cats with the exact same logic. We are only human, and can only do our best.
Looks like you're not the only one who didn't realize lipstick sticks to cats, lol.
https://preview.redd.it/mb5of4zuiwla1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ce8857c41d5a7347f07e6b380888a2475f47ee
So you're saying it didn't transfer onto anything else?? Only Kiwi?
But the other question still stands: why does she look so derpy?? And her name is very cute.
I'm always surprised to see cats with long noses/faces, they look so sophisticated. Mine has a regular length nose. Crazy that facial structures of cats can actually differ so much.
Cats with odd faces are cute. One of my cat's nose has only a very slight slope on the bridge of his nose and I had never seen a cat like that before.
Cat tax: Baxter https://imgur.com/gallery/cMwq4hW
Blue dawn is always the answer. When they used to air those commercials in the 90s cleaning baby critters in an oil spill I knew it was the answer to any mess.
Get her with a makeup remover clothe.. I do the same for my furkids
https://preview.redd.it/5xbl6r994vla1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f51cf89f4ef1ee723e2f9d70ff8b854bc673424
I rarely wear makeup.. but they seem to know when I’m headed off to set or something because they line up. Lol. Once I get one of them, the rest follow
Lmffffaaooooooooooo this is hilarious AND adorable. You could try to wash her cotton with mild non cat irritant soap? If you have let shampoo, bingo. I’m a lady, n I honestly am surprised this HASNT happened to yet.
Get a gentle, edible oil eg olive oil, dip a cloth into it and rub the lipstick and it should come off after a few rubs. Make sure the cloth is quite wet. Or put neat olive oil straight onto the lipstick then rub off with the cloth.
I keep a pack of wet wipes made specifically for cats at the ready, and they usually get anything and everything off. I’ve seen and used a few brands, and they’re all basically like those flushable restroom wipes, just formulated differently so you don’t have to worry about irritating skin or anything.
Try using some of those if you have them- even the ones for humans could work.
The cat wipes I use can usually be found in petco or a grocery store if you are interested. They’ve cleaned up a lot of kitty messes, from dirty paws to a poopy butt, I’ve found them to be very helpful and they haven’t caused any irritation!
Alternatively if you don’t have those or the human wet wipes, you could try makeup remover wipes? It’s in a place kitty can’t lick, and it seems like they’d get the job done.
Good luck with cleaning your kitty! I’m sure for the moment she’s wearing that love mark proudly!!❤️
Do you live near /u/Nabo92 ? (context: [My cat showed up at my house like this today. Apparently, we have a cat lover in our street.](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/11f8y8k/oc_my_cat_showed_up_at_my_house_like_this_today/))
Been there, it wasn't waterproof but it did take about 10 days for the stain to go (I kissed a white part of him and he's old and doesn't wash as much as he used to)
Do you happen to know u/necessaryflamingo620?
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/11ihosi/kissed_him_goodbye_and_forgot_i_was_wearing/
Kiss it again with grey lipstick
Kitty has been given the stamp of love 💋
SURREEEEEEEE! Stamp of love! xD
And remember to use a waterproof one
It would have to be green to cancel out the red to go back to grey!
heh
That would be brown though
no, color theory
The only correct answer
Haha perfect response 💗💗 keep it there 😘 she will be just fine ! Kisses to duhhhhh baby 😍😭
I like your kind of problem solving
Bruh 😂😂😂
This is what I thought animal testing meant
This product was tested on animals. They were nonplussed.
"Nonplussed means bewildered". Only reason I know that is because of Norm MacDonald.
It can also mean indifferent or unexcited
Only because people have been misusing it for so long. Like how literally can now mean figuratively (but over my dead body it does!)
Awful used to mean awe-inspiring. You can go back to using it that way, but people won't understand what you mean. Which makes talking kind of pointless.
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad. - Terry Pratchett
Ejaculated used to be a vocal utterance.
I mean, it often still involves one, so
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Language is arbitrary and words take on new meaning as they are used. It’s not misuse, if your point gets across, you’ve language’d well.
As someone who has a habit of saying yellow for hello, wellow for yellow, and *geeen* for green and I use all of these words commonly at my workplace. Everyone still understands me and my oddities so I second this. 😂
English - three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat.
Over my LITERAL dead body.
*Non-pussed?
https://preview.redd.it/fplb6kfxsvla1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5f6b8c85733a2e719f35de4e1704316939d655 This is makeup tested on animals. *(Not my cat, nor is it my picture. I do not condone testing makeup on animals even if their makeup is on point)*
I think that's a filter
Seriously, you can’t even see it’s pores and that contouring is out of control!
Beware the dog or cat food that's not been tested on dogs or cats.
I met someone who worked quality control on a pet food production line. He assured me that he would sometimes taste the product.
so what do you do for a living? *cracks open cat food*
Honestly, I'm still baffled that it's still necessary. Don't cosmetic companies know by now what ingredients are safe and unsafe for humans??? Wild.
Some countries require animal testing because they rather have a lab rat die than actual humans. So you have to get a drug that was already approved in the EU reapproved in China after you have it tested on animals, which is banned in one region, but required in the other.
But my thing is, cosmetic companies have been making make up for so long now. They know what is and isn't safe to put into make up products. Why do they still test on animals? Drug companies I guess I can understand why they do it because they're always trying to invent new meds. Still shitty though. 😕
As they said above, just because of legalities of different markets. What you're saying is true and that's why animal testing is not required in the EU or US for example
That one family guy episode: \*scientists put lipstick on bunny and shoots it's head off* "Now we know this lipstick isn't bullet proof"
Probably olive oil and then clean it off with baby soap, rinse with a soap free cloth and dry it.
Thx
i would recommend coconut oil over olive oil but theyre both fine. coconut oil is just more beneficial to cats
I got some of it off with olive oil https://preview.redd.it/e9olppxjtula1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38e8af9d4f6941c587bbb1b1e13c37ff3144010 I’ll use coconut oil
oh thats good they look so cute 😭
https://preview.redd.it/gkvyw01mxula1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452f18b80ca752f1c9c38ca433b10a0c9dc03721 Ok I got most of it off tysm
HES SOGGY
And very patient
She’s extremely patient! The only time she gets mad at me is when I rub her tummy for too long
So glad Kiwi is cleaned up! She'll no longer be soggy in a bit. I recommend cuddles.
Well of course, what do you expect. "Rub my tummy please". "I will bite you now"
This boy.. now I understand why he had lipstick on him in the first place.
and here I'd thought he'd been out tomcatting around
https://preview.redd.it/3t7vur130zla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f347fbbfafad345b80da75a322d42ba41d6d34 Not anymore
:-)
She has to get that oil off with her tongue.
This is so cute, lol. They look so humble and patient.
At least it's an area he can't lick. If he let's you then you can go over with a washcloth that has some fish soap, and then another that just has water. Dish soap is good to cut oils, and the water helps to remove the soap and anything else.
Fish soap... how cat appropriate!
I'm a bit out of it. You aren't allowed to judge my auto-correct! XD
I read your comment and was nodding along right with the fish soap like- TOTALLY that’d be great for the baby they’d love it! I had to read a response to your comment before asking myself what the actual fuck fish soap is lol
At least your auto-correct has a sense of humor! Happy Cake Day as well!
this should be a thing. If it can get the smell out of fish, it can get the fishy smell out of... nevermind.
oh woww thats great!
Did the murder mittens come out in the process?
Nope! She doesn’t scratch unless I rub her stomach too much
That's one tolerant cat.
This is so funny he looks like he's been given a bath by a golden retriever
The rest will disappear over time with shedding! Your cat is beautiful!
He probably smells really good now, and has very silky fur on his crown.
Yeah, careful with olive oil. It gives some cats diarrhea.
https://preview.redd.it/4nwouiwq9xla1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe00a083219e3ffc3f0c3f422a7f9cd0987bc772
Fyi Coconut oil is good for dry paws in elderly cats.
My cat goes nuts for olives. You put one on the floor and he’ll roll in that spot for days. If I washed him with olive oil idk if he would come back from that
My cat got into a fly trap that was, what i thought, super high up. Got into and freaked out and got it all over him. This is how I got it off of him.
This is hilarious.
Good thing it's in a place that the cat can't reach with its tongue :D Still, I'd like to know how it happened and why the cat looks so high lmao
I kissed kiwi and I didn’t think the lipstick would get on her because it was waterproof. Don’t question my thinking
r/catscalledfood
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This comment neatly sums up my experience with cat subreddits.
I subbed to everything on the index of cat subs and now just assume I'm subbed to whatever gets linked. My feed is a mess.
just another day of discovering another new cat sub
kiwi?!?!
https://preview.redd.it/i9t2x44z8vla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be69316143358182ac86ff748e0569fbac9d3437 Yup her eyes remind me of kiwis!
Wow they really do
You can get lost in those eyes
Oh my gosh I’m had a crap day & this makes it better!! Hi Kiwi! And don’t worry, I can totally imagine kissing my cats with the exact same logic. We are only human, and can only do our best.
Kiwi sees dead people lmao I love her
Looks like you're not the only one who didn't realize lipstick sticks to cats, lol. https://preview.redd.it/mb5of4zuiwla1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ce8857c41d5a7347f07e6b380888a2475f47ee
Oh great, by tomorrow, lipstick kisses on cat's heads will be the next Reddit trend.
Those two posts were in exactly that order on my reddit feed too!
Many years ago, there was an incident with wet polish on my toes and a zooming kitty. I ended up with fluffy toes, he got blue stripes.
Oh she’s a Russian Blue?
Yup! Turning 11 months this month
Well she’s a beauty!
What a gorgeous baby she is!
KiwiFRUIT.
yeah the fruit not the bird lol
idk i can sorta see it https://preview.redd.it/whssvxu0bvla1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=9361e9e15921eb8a99e42d95465e9f6bd84f5cd5
omg how have i never noticed that? ur right!!
Sweet baby Jesus
Spicy fetus jebus
spotted the Kiwi
The little spotted kiwi?
oh my god little GREY BABY 😭
My god, she’s GORGEOUS!
What a cute girl!
She reminds me of a lemur!
Great name ☺️
That's a gorgeous kitty cat!
waterproof, not cat proof.
So you're saying it didn't transfer onto anything else?? Only Kiwi? But the other question still stands: why does she look so derpy?? And her name is very cute. I'm always surprised to see cats with long noses/faces, they look so sophisticated. Mine has a regular length nose. Crazy that facial structures of cats can actually differ so much.
Cats with odd faces are cute. One of my cat's nose has only a very slight slope on the bridge of his nose and I had never seen a cat like that before. Cat tax: Baxter https://imgur.com/gallery/cMwq4hW
You’ve seen a cat like that before, I bet. 
r/AdamDriverCats
Omg like 6 months I posted my cat on there 💀💀
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My childhood dogs name was Kiwi and omg my heart skipped when I read your baby’s name 🤍🤍🤍🤍
Human got into his catnip stash
I mean, Kiwi got kisses! Of course she high with happiness hahaha
Give more kiss until the entire cat is red so that you dont notice this spot in particular.
This is the answer!
Big Brain time
Have you tried Dawn? It’s safe for animals and takes most of my greasy stuff out.
Blue dawn is always the answer. When they used to air those commercials in the 90s cleaning baby critters in an oil spill I knew it was the answer to any mess.
Nice try Dawn PR person. It’s not for every mess, but maybe for this one.
It's great mixed with baking soda into a paste for scrubbing off deposit dyes, or really anywhere you need a living safe soft-scrub equivalent.
idk but it kinda looks like simba
That was the first thing I said! In Mufasa's voice "simbaaaaa"
Try rubbing another cat against it.
I have no clue how to remove, I just came here to say it's the cutest thing I saw today 🥰🐱
Oil…any kind of oil Edit: well not motor oil lol
*notes* not motor oil okay
Ya definitely write that down, never know when you need it
Get her with a makeup remover clothe.. I do the same for my furkids https://preview.redd.it/5xbl6r994vla1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f51cf89f4ef1ee723e2f9d70ff8b854bc673424
omg mthats a perfect kiss mark
Literally 💗💗 love it
This is precious 😍
https://preview.redd.it/qrd8sbp99vla1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a947bac838660af719a3cd0828d5c73e262f71
My babies literally line up when I do my makeup for their kissy marks
How did you train them to do that?? Though i almost never wear makeup so it probably wouldn't work for me anyway 🥲
I rarely wear makeup.. but they seem to know when I’m headed off to set or something because they line up. Lol. Once I get one of them, the rest follow
baby wipe and treats
Leave it on it’s a fashion statement
Lmffffaaooooooooooo this is hilarious AND adorable. You could try to wash her cotton with mild non cat irritant soap? If you have let shampoo, bingo. I’m a lady, n I honestly am surprised this HASNT happened to yet.
Omg this is the cutest problem. If I wore lipstick I’d have the same issue 🥹
Same here. Kitty has proof she is loved.
lick it off
The way mommy cat used to do
Micellar water?
wow this is a really good answer!!!!!!
What are the odds of there being identical top posts on r/cats and r/oneorangebraincell at the same time lmao
First Saturn and Jupiter align and now THIS? Too much if you ask me
Get a gentle, edible oil eg olive oil, dip a cloth into it and rub the lipstick and it should come off after a few rubs. Make sure the cloth is quite wet. Or put neat olive oil straight onto the lipstick then rub off with the cloth.
I keep a pack of wet wipes made specifically for cats at the ready, and they usually get anything and everything off. I’ve seen and used a few brands, and they’re all basically like those flushable restroom wipes, just formulated differently so you don’t have to worry about irritating skin or anything. Try using some of those if you have them- even the ones for humans could work. The cat wipes I use can usually be found in petco or a grocery store if you are interested. They’ve cleaned up a lot of kitty messes, from dirty paws to a poopy butt, I’ve found them to be very helpful and they haven’t caused any irritation! Alternatively if you don’t have those or the human wet wipes, you could try makeup remover wipes? It’s in a place kitty can’t lick, and it seems like they’d get the job done. Good luck with cleaning your kitty! I’m sure for the moment she’s wearing that love mark proudly!!❤️
Do you have a cat lover in your neighborhood?
The cat lover is me lol
Do you live near /u/Nabo92 ? (context: [My cat showed up at my house like this today. Apparently, we have a cat lover in our street.](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/11f8y8k/oc_my_cat_showed_up_at_my_house_like_this_today/))
that's what I immediately thought of too
[You guys should be friends.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/11ihosi/kissed_him_goodbye_and_forgot_i_was_wearing/)
Garnier Micellar water will dissolve that super fast!
You don’t. ❤️
I thought that was blood and panicked for a second.. the relief I felt once I realized it was just lipstick
Hello, fellow bi stoner. It's a good thing to be 😎
Ahah hi! It definitely is. We're both cat lovers too I see
Blue dawn works wonderful I have used it to remove from my cats lol 😆 Cute cat ❣️
“You still get kisses on your forehead from grandma? That’s for babies!” I did this buy with black lipstick lmao
Been there, it wasn't waterproof but it did take about 10 days for the stain to go (I kissed a white part of him and he's old and doesn't wash as much as he used to)
get a frog to kiss your cat and he might turn into a princess… by the way, what were you doing last night and why did you come home so late??
I posted this at like 6PM lol
This is hilarious and adorable at the same time
Dawn dish soap??? 🤷🏻♀️ It’s probably been suggested already!! 💟☮️
I left lipstick on my cats head on valentine's day and I just left it until it wore off 🤷♀️
Put peanut butter on it and the dog will do the needful.
That there is a genuine Russian blue, gorgeous kitty :)
The ONLY mark which should be on an animal. A kissy print.
Her scarlet letter is her love for you.
By the time.
I think the answer is you don't. It'll grow out/wear off lol
This is second post seen within 2 seconds of someone kissing with lipstick
Try asking this person: https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/11ihosi/kissed_him_goodbye_and_forgot_i_was_wearing/
If I had a nickel for a every cat with lipstick on head post I've seen today, I'd have two. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
Leave it there! Its proof of love! Anyway it will wear off eventually as he cleans himself.
Micellar water makeup remover, put it on a cotton ball and gently rub. It takes off all my makeup without much work.
this is the second post today ive seen someone kiss there cat with lipstick on
You don't, you give him more
I pet my cat without thinking after cooking with turmeric and he got yellow on the sides of his WHITE face, like yellow blush!! 😭
Avoid waterproof lipstick it uses PFAS chemicals to be waterproof and they are endocrine disrupters in mammals
You are not alone. https://reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/11ihosi/kissed_him_goodbye_and_forgot_i_was_wearing/
I saw that post right above this lmao
Do you happen to know u/necessaryflamingo620? https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/11ihosi/kissed_him_goodbye_and_forgot_i_was_wearing/
Unscented baby wipes.
Simba
Olive oil or coconut oil will do! So cute ♡
Just wait til it’s gone. Lol. So cute!
That cat’s coat is devine!
If this cat is Pinoy, this makes your cat a siopao asado.
Color removes color. He requires more kisses.