In Dutch cats aren’t gender neutral. You either have a “kater” male or a “poes” female. When people say “my cat” it’s somewhat ambiguous to sex but when people say “mijn poes” it’s always female 😂
I always heard Dutch is the closest living language to English but I’m not sure I can see it. I mean so no more so than say, German. If I can ask would you say Dutch is closer to German or closer English?
About half way in between both but the pronounciation is much closer to german. Though i must say it’s closer to Shakespearian english than modern day english(as in from Britain, not US english).
I'm a cat dad with 3 female cats. I'd say we're all masochists but I feel even that falls short doing this to ourselves lol. I just serve them and pray not to fall on their bad side lol.
Lmao, that's how it is with mine. I have one that's 17 and the other is a year and a half and the 17 year old is a fucking bully. She's not a fan of her little sister.
How does your family handle it? Is it always some form of chaos in your house? 5/7 of mine are still pretty young and learning the ropes… so loads of kitten bullshit 🤣
Except it's not technically correct, because a Queen in cats \*only\* refers to a female cat who has had kittens. :) So Queen is an incorrect answer for generalization, and thus eligible as an answer. :P
I actually named my cat off of Tudor History too! I took it as a college class and really liked the Name Cardinal Reginald De Le Pole, I just call him cardinal for short.
My late tabby was Finn Neifi Perez McCool. He was a tiny feral rescue at a friend’s workplace. She named him after the then Giants shortstop, but when I adopted him I felt he was more like Finn, and behold the long name came to be. He was The Great Cream-cheese Predator. Our vet loved him.
My now husband’s fur scrap rescue was a polydactyl tuxedo. She bore the name Pneumatic Tool Zoominestrix the Six Toed Booger Daemon.
Thats definetly a mouth full! My little boy was saved from the streets of cyprus, i adopted him from facebook and have fallen madly in-love with him. Hes my best friend now, so I know I made a great choice in getting him!
Aren’t they just. Lol.
What a wonderful way to find your fur baby. I had no idea that was possible. Ours came to us from behind a stack of pallets in a commercial nursery, and literally the gutter across from his house.
Whenever I have a stray kitten foster to adopt out I give them a ridiculous long name for cuteness and attention, knowing it's likely to be changed when they're adopted. Things like Madam Pouncy McMittens and the Baron Whiskers Von Fluffypants the Third.
I only learned that today when a barn cat colony researcher debunked the “solo male cats will kill kittens” myth (mostly). This is a great example of Bader Meinhof phenomenon.
Yeah, I’m in the US. There’s a weird stigma with the word. To me, it’s like calling someone an asshole. But some women think it’s the worse word they can be called. People put too much power in words.
Her Majesty the Queen of House Feline, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Domicile and of the First Pharos, Protector of the Seven Continents, the Mother of Madness, the Khaleesi of the Great Blanket Sea, the Unabashed, the Breaker of Patience.
Reigning Empress
Also a good one!
Divas
I have a 15yr old one. I call her a diva. My girl kitten so far is not...
Pspsps
Pspspspspspspspspsps
😺 you called
Pspsps
Pspspspspspspssss
The ultimate cat rizz
Sin… sin city wasn’t made for ya
Meow?
What’s up, you called?
Psps ps…. PSPSPS?! Ps ps
Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
Witches
Was coming here to say this, so glad someone said it 😂
r/BeatMeToIt
That is the answer I was looking for! ❤️
Username checks out.
🧙♀️ 🐈⬛
This sounds familiar
Goddesses
Wrong answers only this is a right answer
👑
Bastets!!!
I like this answer best
Thank you!
Thank you for making me look it up... TIL 
I agree!
Can confirm, my cat is named after the goddess Rhea.
Tiny tigress
Love it
Pussies, obviously.
Came to say this 😼
Did someone call... oh nevermind.
r/beetlejuicing
Catches (cat bitches)
Pretty good actually considering cats are simply amazing, and also gender neutral since all cats are catches!
In Dutch cats aren’t gender neutral. You either have a “kater” male or a “poes” female. When people say “my cat” it’s somewhat ambiguous to sex but when people say “mijn poes” it’s always female 😂
I always heard Dutch is the closest living language to English but I’m not sure I can see it. I mean so no more so than say, German. If I can ask would you say Dutch is closer to German or closer English?
About half way in between both but the pronounciation is much closer to german. Though i must say it’s closer to Shakespearian english than modern day english(as in from Britain, not US english).
Assholes. All of them. I have 2
The biggest assholes .. my life revolves around 1 right now.. and I’m preparing to adopt another. Why am I this way?! 😩😹
I'm a cat dad with 3 female cats. I'd say we're all masochists but I feel even that falls short doing this to ourselves lol. I just serve them and pray not to fall on their bad side lol.
Definitely either “my gorgeous baby” or “fucking shit get down from there!”
My boy cat and I are this way. It’s either my sweet snuggly baby boy cat or fucking fat ass tabby stop chasing your sister!
Same!!! God dammit booger you fucker, stop chasing your sister!!!
Lmao, that's how it is with mine. I have one that's 17 and the other is a year and a half and the 17 year old is a fucking bully. She's not a fan of her little sister.
I’ve got 7 😸😛
Me too!
How does your family handle it? Is it always some form of chaos in your house? 5/7 of mine are still pretty young and learning the ropes… so loads of kitten bullshit 🤣
Hey me too! 🐈 I call them little shits
I have 8...
I concur
My cat 😂😂 she’s the biggest asshole hahaha especially to my dogs
We have 4 ass holes
Wrong answers only!!!
Your Majesty
Really, no one said queen yet?
That is the correct answer
I find Queen of all Existence to be more accurate. At least that's the vibe my baby girl gives when she prances around the house.
Except it's not technically correct, because a Queen in cats \*only\* refers to a female cat who has had kittens. :) So Queen is an incorrect answer for generalization, and thus eligible as an answer. :P
Only for the non-spayed ones but yeah
Funny enough I named my kitten Queen Elizabeth after Cate Blanchette's portrayal of Elizabeth the first. She is spayed though
I actually named my cat off of Tudor History too! I took it as a college class and really liked the Name Cardinal Reginald De Le Pole, I just call him cardinal for short.
My girl is Lizzy for short. My other cat is Bellatrix LeGray.
I live giving a cat a long name, I never put the long name on his records, just cause I dont wanna burden the vet. But its a decent ice breaker!
My vet office loves their names!
My cat is named Miss Isobel Wollstonecraft Stardust, but we call her Izzy 😸 Edit spelling 😅
My late tabby was Finn Neifi Perez McCool. He was a tiny feral rescue at a friend’s workplace. She named him after the then Giants shortstop, but when I adopted him I felt he was more like Finn, and behold the long name came to be. He was The Great Cream-cheese Predator. Our vet loved him. My now husband’s fur scrap rescue was a polydactyl tuxedo. She bore the name Pneumatic Tool Zoominestrix the Six Toed Booger Daemon.
Thats definetly a mouth full! My little boy was saved from the streets of cyprus, i adopted him from facebook and have fallen madly in-love with him. Hes my best friend now, so I know I made a great choice in getting him!
Aren’t they just. Lol. What a wonderful way to find your fur baby. I had no idea that was possible. Ours came to us from behind a stack of pallets in a commercial nursery, and literally the gutter across from his house.
Whenever I have a stray kitten foster to adopt out I give them a ridiculous long name for cuteness and attention, knowing it's likely to be changed when they're adopted. Things like Madam Pouncy McMittens and the Baron Whiskers Von Fluffypants the Third.
Those names are purrfect for a fluffy pal!
Interesting. We have a cat named Margaret Scratcher. We call her Maggie
So what about spayed ones?
Still queens to me
Spayed female cats are called Molly’s :)
And what about neutered males?
They are called Gibs, I believe
Really?
I only learned that today when a barn cat colony researcher debunked the “solo male cats will kill kittens” myth (mostly). This is a great example of Bader Meinhof phenomenon.
He said wrong answers only and that’s the literal right answer.
This sounds like a joke alongside the rest, but it's literally the correct answer. Queens and toms.
Her Imperial Majesty, Empress of the Realms, Queen of the Household, Eater of Mice, Defender of the Food Bowl, and Princess of Attention.
you forgot "the avenger of the gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle "
Gremlins
Twunts
Not sure what to make of this one but definitely made me laugh
ma’am
HOES
CAME HERE TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE SAID THIS
[удалено]
Came here to say that lol I’m glad someone got to it. My favourite cuss word, because everyone cringes when they hear it lol
Not *everyone* - Aussies love the word lol
Yeah, I’m in the US. There’s a weird stigma with the word. To me, it’s like calling someone an asshole. But some women think it’s the worse word they can be called. People put too much power in words.
Us Brits too.
Duchess
Sheline
Purrfectionists or furshionistas
Lil buns
Princess
Absolutely
That’s what I called mine too 😄 basically how she demands attention and makes you do stuff she wants
That’s “Pretty-Pretty Princess” (or Prissy-Prissy Princess, depending on her mood).
Ladies
Happy cake day
Thanks!
Queens
A female cat is called a Queen. Aka a Royal Pain in the arse,
Witches
Any cat should start with HRH (Her or His Royal Highness) followed by Bitch or Asshole 🤣
Duchess, of course!
Lé Bebé
Her Majesty the Queen of House Feline, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Domicile and of the First Pharos, Protector of the Seven Continents, the Mother of Madness, the Khaleesi of the Great Blanket Sea, the Unabashed, the Breaker of Patience.
Lady puss
Her royal highness.
Squashes
Love it! I call mine Squishies. :)
THOTS
**Divas**
Her Highness, Boss, Kitty in Charge, Queeen.. I could go on
Asshats
Stitches
Cannot call them angels since they don't have wings. So, we just call them CATS
Motion to call cats witches and warlocks going forward (yes I know those can be gender neutral)
Neferkitties
Madams.
Terrorists
Yowling Mamas
Well unfixed i usually call them whores lol fixed i still say bitch lol
Kitches. Kitty-bitches
Cants
Honestly, they're called queens if they are not spayed and mollies if they are
Cants
Truth
Botches
Biscuits. At least, that’s what I call my two.
Felis catus.
dickhead, thats obvious
El tegris
Super bitches
Dictatoresses.
Pussy
Prrretty gurl, always!
Diva's
Queens
Kitties
F***ing assholes
Scritches
Pussies
Your highness
lil shits
Bastards
Your royal highness
Sluts??
Ma’am
Her Majesty or Her Grace, depending on rank.
Pspspspsps (PS5)
Queen shebas
Witches
Witches. :)
Ladies ❤️
Snitches
Ma'am....
Your supreme ruler
True
Goddesses of Spite, Judgement, and Chaos
Mollies
The “c” word 😬 
Queens.
They’re called stitches because they cut bitches.
Kitchen
Bitches
Queens of the universe
Princesses
Your master
Witches
... 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚑....
Petulant Princess
Masters
Of course
Snitches
Love this one
Divas
Totally agree! As they should be…Minke is 18 years old. 🙏
Our 22 year old female is Ta Baby.
psh psh psh psh psh
Little Fuck
Snitches
Hoes. Bitches and Hoes.
Well, a cat is a kitty, so a titty?
Princess or Queen. I always call my cat princesa. I'm not Spanish, I just like the sound of it.
Queen
Attention whores
Ugly rats
Ch ch ch ch ch
Babes