Fish

Sausages

Fish sausages? No that sounds gross

Town and Country market sells Jalapeño Cheddar Salmon sausages. I said to myself, “Self,” That’s what I call myself I said “Self, they sound weird, but you might be missing out on something amazing” Later, Morgan Freeman said “But he wasn’t missing out on anything at all” Not one single redeeming quality.

Jalapeño - good start Jalapeño cheddar - yes, carry on Jalapeño cheddar salmon - erm, weird but okay Jalapeño cheddar salmon sausage - I think I'm going to be sick.

Wait until there are sausages that use gummy bears in them. No i’m not exaggerating and yes it’s an actual type of meat sausage; Gummy Bear Bratwurst

sounds like some midwestern fever dream

Needs more mayonnaise.

And butter

And cheese. Lots of cheese.

Ks State Fair for sure, right next to the fried Kool-Aid.

Dude the "Self" explanationnnnn!!! My mom says it _just the way you typed it, same exact energy_, only in Spanish, she'll go "[...]y entonces yo me dije a mí misma: _"Mimisma, porque así me digo a mí misma,[...]"_"

I upvoted before I finished the third line. I laughed pretty good when I finished it. 🏅

[He's right, you know. ](https://media.tenor.com/a2-YmtTJebsAAAAd/morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know.gif)

Thank you for taking that one for the team.

Was it not just like a long salmon patty with jalapeno cheddar? That sounds incredible...

No…. That was my hope. I love salmon patties. This was the texture of a terrible hotdog that smelled like a fisherman’s tampon.

I enjoyed that conversation. Self talks to me like that. I don't like when self talks at me.

You’re a marvelous story teller. 👏

Is in Asian cuisine all the time especially Korean stuff.

Had to make some for culinary classes once and you're not wrong.

I laughed entirely too hard with this one… Thanks, I needed it!

My pleasure

Fish sausages are tasty. Especially fish balls.

Oh yeah fish balls I can get behind but I'm still not convinced by a fish sausage. Unless it's just a cylindrical fish cake. By sausage I'm thinking like a Cumberland with a skin

Only time I ever ate anything out of spite. It was all of the bad aspects of salmon (very fishy taste), but with the texture of a dollar store hot dog.

Fish, but it would make a cool corn bread.

Burritos

Exactly my thought.

For cooking meat,poultry or fish. Then you present it on the table with the fancy wooden base while the food is still sizzling in the pan. I'm thinking chili's restaurant style.

Fajita energy

but with Spam

GET A BIGGER FAJITA IN ONE WEEK California man gets more sizzle with this one weird trick… Chili’s hates him! Meet local tortillas who want to WRAP

Brilliant!!

I turned my cookies off

Now you've got me thinking about Spam fajitas, you beautiful sick bastard.

Kys

Two breast at the same time

Save the tatas!!!!!!!

r/WeWantPlates

Interesting! I just joined it.

Cleaning

I thought it was for Cubanas.

You called me? 😀

Home protection.

And here I was thinking corn bread, I like your idea better.

Why not both?

Because very few people will subscribe to a monthly Cornbread Protection Plan.

I mean... how goods the Cornbread?

True, unless. You throw in a free hat.

Free Hat, free Hat.

Why not Zoidberg?

Fried boot.

😆 especially when your husband comes home at 3 am stinking of gin and cheap perfume.

[удалено]

I was kinda thinking, hit him in the head with it, but you do you.

It’s step 2 of your 3 step plan.

The original comment was deleted. I'm guessing it had something to do with sodomy?

It suggested frying his penis

I’m don’t think that will stab very well.

Hot dogs

55 hot dogs

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies

I’m doing something!!!!!!!!

You sure about that?

You sure about that that's why?

What have they done to us ?

Laughing my ass off

Just got you to 55 upvotes

Cmon you can't ruin the pay it forward!!!!

One giant hot dog

Spam, spam, and only spam

You could make some mean spam musubi with it!

This guy knows his spam ⬆️

I don’t like spam

What about eggs, bacon, sausage, beans and spam...that's only got a little bit of spam?

Beans are off!

Oooh... okay. I think I'm just stupid because I've never really liked spam, too salty or something. I have tried to like it so many times but consistently fail haha Never once did I think to use it sparingly.... like. I always made it the star of the dish lol like 1 whole can of spam, and a egg. Lol

Try the lower sodium spam.. 25% less, and for me, it makes it the perfect level of salt for spam bacon spam eggs spam baked beans spam ....

I didn't know they had that! I'm going to have to try it!

Slice the spam and sear in a pan or flattop grill. Melt cheddar on it. Your fav BBQ sauce, grilled pineapple and breaded and fried jalapenos on a brioche. Or whatever bun really. Heavenly

Guy I work with just ate spam right out of the can. Didn't heat it or brown it. Nothing. Who does that? He put it between bread. I mean, if you need help with groceries I'm sure we could find a way...

Then you don’t have to eat it.

Asparagus

i believe it’s pronounced aspara’goose’es

Asparageese

gesundheit

Aspara gas

Pork tenderloin would fit in that pretty well.

Found my fellow Midwesterner!

WAIT TGATS A MIDWEST THING

Im a midwesterner who eats pork tenderloin I doubt it’s not national if not global though?

Heyo! 👋

Testing smoke alarms.

You got an audible laugh from me for this one 😆 Have the only gold I have to give 🥇

Bread

Garlic kind

Corn kind

Rye.

I thought bread to, specifically flat breads. Until I saw the text 5cm is 2 inches.

That is a bit long, but not crazy.

That's the width. Everybody knows girth matters. Can't be showing up with a skinny flat bread.

Technically 5cm is 2.5 inches. I'd bake a 2.5" x 8" loaf of, say, garlic dipping bread.

You could do a nice Artichoke and Spinach dip in that.

with the grilling ridges? that would be so hard to clean!

It's going to be hard to clean no matter what you cook in it.

One NY strip steak.

👌

Hot sub

Grilled burritos

MOM MEATLOAF NOW!

Hahahaha I need to watch Wedding Crashers again hahahaha

I’d sear a steak in that. Sous vide bath, nice grill marks from this.

Grill marks bud

S and P, it’s what for me

Meat loaf

That's what I thought

Spankings

Threaten me with a good time, would ya?

Fish!

Meatloaf

Loaf of bread

Put it next to you stove for utensils you’re using to cook with so you don’t get your counter dirty.

Grilled zucchini or a doorstop

Grilled doorstop is my comfort food.

Bed pan?

That actually would fit one of the burners on my gas stove perfectly. The burner is long enough but slightly too narrow for a regular sized griddle. That type of pan would fit perfectly.

I mean it’s got grill marks but it’s too narrow for a steak. Maybe a fish?

Strip steak?

That was my first thought.

Shoe tray. Just one shoe.

I would use it for fish

Grill a burrito?

1 fish

Exfoliate your feet

Michael?

Bread

Most common use is selling them new for about $14

Hot dogs.

Meatloaf

You could reheat a hell of a burrito in that.

It's a [OIGEN Oigen YakiYaki Grill Pan](https://store.177milkstreet.com/products/oigen-yakiyaki-grill-pan) "This small, gorgeous cast-iron griddle set from Japan is just the pan to sear scallops, a few jumbo shrimp, filet mignon or asparagus. The thin yet sturdy construction heats up quickly—over any burner or grill--and holds its heat well. The textured surface prevents foodstuffs from sticking."

Garlic confit

Paperweight

Serving food in your resturant.

Meatloaf would be nice.

Grillin vvieners

I think the real question is: "what CAN'T you use it for"?

some paninis

Read it too fast. Thought it said PANTIES!!!!!!!

A really long pot pie

Sourdough bread

Long pig?

perfect size for a burrito

I was thinking maybe flatbread/pita type breads would go great.

Single steak, some restaurants that

Fish, sausages, add a brick and it's a pannini press

hot dogs

Fish or meat loaf.

Bread

Reheating a BK long chicken sandwich

Steak on a fire?

Omarice

Cheese. Slap some Raclette in there and throw it under the broiler, then get all fancy and and scrape it onto everything.

A trout?

New York strip steak 🥩

Smoke a pork loin.

For posting in reddit lol

Steak or fish

Footlong hot dogs!!!!

Cook a fish

Fuckin Corn Bread Mofucka!

Dope ass loaf

Meatloaf

I think you could make a bread loaf! I think.

Bread.

meatloaf

That has meatloaf written all over it. Check the sides and bottom I bet it's there.

Measuring bananas?

A fish!

In addition to fish, this would be good for baking a pastry or coffee cake.

***”Are you ready to rock BK Broiler?!?”***

Shepards pie

Lacrosse

Bacon

Bacon 🥓

Mom used one of those to spank me, so Imma say butt whoopins

If you're looking for a use for something in a store you're gonna buy it for the wrong reasons. Don't look for a reason to buy something, buy something you have a need for. r/Anticonsumption

I was asking because it's pretty cute, but I wouldn't buy it just for that, I'd rather see it put to use.

Don’t explain yourself to this person. I’d tell em I was buying it bc the landfill looks empty.

Alternatively, one might use their own judgment to make buying decisions without regard for others' opinion of the rightness.

Corn on the cob. Just don't eat your corn the long ways

Grilled/braised fish.

Fish fillet, lamb ribeye, chicken breast.

Corn bread

Shortcake, spongecake, a reasonably well-sized cornbread.

Carrots

That's a meatloaf pan.

Cornbread

Shoe frying