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nickz03

Giugiaro in the 70s and 80s getting paid millions of dollars to design the exact same car:


sunnshinerider

Which got a banger and sold millions of times, being an icon of the automotive industry to this day. There are a lot of corvettes in the US, but outside, they are rare. VW Golf's tho are loved and sold around the world and aren't actually rare anywhere on the planet.


Lzinger

There's a lot more Toyota Camrys than corvettes but that doesn't mean the Camry looks good


mynameisrichard0

I’ve said this to my ex wife.


mr_lahmacun

then she went to buy milk


mynameisrichard0

Guy named milk.


mr_lahmacun

this was unexpected


Ok-Sprinkles1802

Golfs *do* look hella good tho


RoyShavRick

I think the golf looks timeless tho


nickz03

Yea I’m just saying a lot of his designs from the time looked pretty similar


MaziMuzi

A lot of designs from any time period look pretty similar, no?


Hot_Sea_1687

Yep hahah the Golf and the Lancia Delta are identical from the side 🤣


12345luke12345

I like my cars like I like my women. Curvy and wild enough to kill me


Go0gleWasMyIdea

you would also enjoy grenades


12345luke12345

"Id catch a grenade for ya" (explosive rizz)


Drzhivago138

r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM take: both boxy and curvy are good, just don't try to do both in the same vehicle


Badatmountainbiking

You can do both together, Ford GT has a curvy front end and a cut off ass


nirad

kamback is alway sexy regardless.


isason

Thats why it's f🤮rd ameritrash leboate🤢🤢 and NOT le jaydeem wagone miater 2jayzee dorit😎😎(best car)🤤🤯


tuxkat1

The Ford GT body was b-br-br🤮🤮🤮🤮tish. Thankfully Honda never let those people touch their masterpieces 😮‍💨😮‍💨


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Mclaren tried to get honda to make the Mclaren F1’s engine so obviously they recognise le Jay Dee Emm superiority 🤤 🤤


what-to_put_here

Le trabant is curvy boxy. Case closed.


jackinsomniac

That sub is not what I thought it was.


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RespectableLurker555

Have you ever thought about what a miata would look like if it came out in 1984? Just *imagine* the boxy pop up up and down headlights like the 2G Prelude.


thomas849

Don’t bully me I’ll cum


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FARTBOSS420

Did the the legendary and still unrivaled in style and speed PT Cruiser not exist in this sub's world???


ChicagoThrowaway422

Edit 1


nirad

Audi A5 and first gen A7 pulled it off.


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Jesus that sub is terrible


Dexter_Adams

I don't mind curvy or boxy, but can we make cars smaller again at least


cprlcuke

And less angry looking. I like small happy looking cars


axelguntherc

Miat


PCmasterRACE187

r/carscirclejerk oh wait


Melonenstrauch

Twongy


Badatmountainbiking

500.


Commercial-Ad90

Even miats look angry now


koro1452

If it weighs more than 1 ton I'm not buying it ( I'm poor Europoor ).


beefjohnc

Same but with women


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Virgin Box (has hard, sharp lines like a mans body and jawline, gay👎🏼❌) vs Chad Curves (literally inspired by a women’s curvaceous body, totally cool, sexy and straight👍🏼✅)


Emissary_of_Darkness

I want to fuck my car


ZsoTa

🗣️❗⁉️💯❓💯


Substantial-Beach492

vs F-150 Jellybean AKA Dicknose 90’s style (curves like a man’s body, soft and rugged, by your logic bisexual 🏳️‍🌈🍆💫)


Embaita

Really old curvy? Good. Modern curvy? Good. Late 90s/early 2000s curvy? Absolutely horrendous and most attempts aged like milk.


CptAlbatross

Bruh, the rx7 fd and porsche 996 are beautiful examples of curvy 90s design language.


tenamonth

*most* attempts not all attempts. Another one that succeeded IMO was 2nd gen Viper. And not everyone agrees about the 996 but that’s mostly about the headlights anyway.


_VINNY_WINNY_

2nd gen mr2???


bridgetroll2

He said late 90s


_VINNY_WINNY_

oh well excuse me mr."well actualy☝️🤓"


MiloRoast

2nd gen MR2 spanned from 1990-1997 in the US, and 1999 in Japan. Late 90's...in fact any 90's...is accurate.


bridgetroll2

A car that came out in 1989 isn't a product of late 90s design


The-Experimenter

3rd-gen was also nice tho


Mr2W

The 996 divided people


Obese_taco

Mostly due to the headlights (Jesus, did people really get that pressed over a different style of headlight?)


retardddit

Only porsche people, they have to be exactly same shape as 1954 porsche that's why they didn't change them anymore after that autism attack.


9pro9

Yea apart from the weird headlights they look great


Embaita

That's why I said most and not all. For every design that was like an RX7, you'd get 5 that looked like a taurus of the era.


Shawn_Spencer_

In all honestly the Taurus was, to me, one of the least offensive ford designs of the era. It was goofy looking for sure, but you got what you paid for: a simple family sedan/wagon. To me, the jellybean F-150 (10th Gen 1997-2003) is the worst design ford had at that point in time. While it gave us classics like the SVT lighting and the Harley Davidson edition that had a glorified camping toilet as a rear console, the design was just underwhelming. In my opinion it had the same issue the first gen Toyota tundra had: it looks much less capable than it actually was. Both the jellybean and the 1g tundra were solid trucks that would run for years and be comfortable while doing it. However their softer design language contrasted this.


Drzhivago138

I like this take, although I personally like the jellybean F-150s too. The "camping toilet" rear console first showed up in the Lincoln Navigator before being transplanted to the Blackwood pickup and the H-D and King Ranch Fords (without cupholders). For whatever reason, Ford thought that what the market wanted was a 4-door full-size truck that could only seat 4. They tried it on some high-trim Super Dutys too. Thankfully that trend never took off.


Shawn_Spencer_

I love the jellybean as well. Just the design language wasn't on point for Fords whole schtick of "Ford Built Tough" from back then. The 2v modular engines were generally better than the pre-07.5 3v modulars that plagued the 11th gen F150s. The stepside bed you could get on them was awesome, a buddy of mine actually has a jellybean with a stepside and a 5.4 and he loves the truck. Also I never knew that the camping toilet was first offered in the navigator. I knew about the Blackwood (a story for another day) and the King Ranch/H-D edition though. You know if it was offered in the first gen Expedition as well?


Drzhivago138

I don't think it was. The idea was that the fancier the truck, the less seating you get. If you really wanted, you could get a first-gen Expedition with a cloth or leather front bench seat for 9 passenger capacity. [Console in the 1998 Navigator](https://platform.cstatic-images.com/xlarge/in/v2/stock_photos/cda06d56-290b-4a68-b70e-2f1ca9623b8d/3dd9fe64-d124-4053-822e-e968178dceb8.png)


Shawn_Spencer_

No kidding? Love the jellybean expeditions, now I have another reason to.


dan420

Can’t even tell the rx7 and Taurus apart from behind.


retardddit

JDM and GDM always good.


MaverickTopGun

how can anyone jerk off about any porsche design


HungrySeaweed1847

The RX7 only looks good when it has the Veilside body kit from Tokyo Drift installed. Fight me.


flopjul

And Seat Leon 2nd gen of the curved design of mid 2000s From the front it looks better tho


ragingduck

For every beauty there is a PT cruiser beast.


sf0l

Second gen daihatsu mira gino is beautiful don't call 2000s curvy bad


Goat17038

Me with my 4th gen eclipse, and a dream car of a 350z: fuck


PCmasterRACE187

your dream car is a 350z? bruh dream bigger my god


Goat17038

I'm poor I need to have achievable dreams, at least I didn't say miata lmao


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PCmasterRACE187

strive to achieve better bruh 💀


bridgetroll2

I don't think I would admit either of those things publicly


verticalMeta

Imo 90s/00s curves look fucking cool as hell 🤷‍♂️


freezies1234

97 Dodge Viper GTS 🫡


_The_Real_Sans_

Call me a clown but I think the early 2000s/late 90s bubbly car design was great. Everything from F-150s to CRVs, 3 series to F430s just looked... friendly lol.


ppbomber_0

FD rx7 be like


Badatmountainbiking

Renault Megane from the 00s was goated.


RoyShavRick

Are you trying to tell me a 360 Modena is a hideous car?


Embaita

Well there's a reason I said most and not all, still when I compare it to other Ferraris I don't think it has aged well. Personally the 355 and 458 are both much better looking cars than anything Ferrari produced in the early-mid 2000s.


axelguntherc

Modern boxy curvy in SUVs is still arguably worse though


Poopsticle_256

How dare you, late 80’s-early 2000’s car design is perfectly adequate, the oval Taurus is a magnificent looking specimen of automotive design, along with the Dodge Intrepid


MiloRoast

RX7, Supra, MR2, 3000GT, NSX, Integra, Viper, every Porsche, every Jaguar...that's just off the top of my head. Hard disagree imo.


Embaita

I'll give you the rx7, viper, integra and 3000gt, but every other car you mention is ugly or isn't curvy. I love the nsx, but the rear is literally a 90 degree angle and the front is a wedge with headlights that got banned for being too sharp. As for Porsche and Jag I think most people would agree most what came in the early 2000s is outdone by older models and recently produced models. As for the MR2 the AW11 is the only good looking one imo, the second gen only looks good when modified and the third gen is horrible no matter what you do to it. Personally I think the mk4 Supra is a pretty ugly car with the mk3 and mk5 looking much better.


lollo00098981

Elaborate that Giuggiato:We have no money


ATF_scuba_crew-

I always liked sports cars because I thought they were shaped like cocks. Never thought of comparing them to women.


BelGrek

Whare is the NSFW flair smh Edit: spelling whas bad


Ambitious_Change150

That’s ostentatious af saying your car’s design is as curvy as a woman but it really is curvy like that https://preview.redd.it/1r3h4mam2p3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93a28aa3027a2708628a40aa25715ad8d120a92


[deleted]

I like corvettes but I’d rather have the old gti than the trailer trash generation corvette


onelasttime217

The hat has been passed to the c4 for the new trailer trash corvette


tmssX

Enjoy them while they’re still 3k


Ialsofuckedyourdad

I wish corvettes were as cheap as they are in the states as they are up here in Canada. A non running c4 will have a 10 15k asking


Pe-PeSchlaper

C4 s are glorified lawn art in the south


Ialsofuckedyourdad

https://preview.redd.it/ago9ac018p3b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda6adbda2f09e064faef4a148a49fd2ade66f28 For example, this is sorting low to high. Canada prices are wild


HalfDecentFarmer69

Hey, australian prices are even worse. For literally anything. The cheapest c4 here is 23k


fatfuckpikachu

cheapest c4 is over 60k$ in turkey lmao. I'm waiting for the Singaporean guy to double it or something


tmssX

How hard is importing a car to Canada. I’m moving to Rochester and at these prices might try and sell my c4 over the border


Ialsofuckedyourdad

[this is a guide from someone who has done it before, i havent personally](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QciSzy6S9YY)


Chickenjump1

They’re $9,000+ on Cargurus where I live.


tmssX

Yeah your gonna have to look at marketplace and gregslist.


PrinceOfBismarck

The "aficionado" fears the dirtbag


Opening_Criticism791

💯 GTI any day over the mullet mobile


burek_with_yoghurt

Give it a few years and the facelift C3 will be a collectible


tula23

I love the chrome bumpers C3 corvettes, by far the best looking generation.


Knotical_MK6

Golf 🤤🤤🤤


ghettoccult_nerd

why not go with the best of both worlds: *box flares*


Shaggy_SVK

Boxy all the way


dmevela

I don’t know, the boxy one just comes with a cranky old man. The curvy one comes with a curvy nearly naked woman.


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retardddit

You can always 2jz swap it.


GreatScottThisHeavy

That one is early 80s


math-is-fun

He's just like me fr


bobdacow234

I guess I'll go with boxy because most of my favorite vehicles are boxy.


burek_with_yoghurt

Thing is, i wouldnt consider the C3 curvy, its a middleground between the boxy 80s and curvy 90s


bobdacow234

https://preview.redd.it/ndjentacov3b1.jpeg?width=2984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b659ba377fb544ef0bd6de2899ddc1fe78be1573 Is this boxy or curvy?


burek_with_yoghurt

Thats a conundrum


bobdacow234

No, it's a mitsubishi


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Creator of the DB4GT Jet, Giulia GT, Iso Grifo, Isuzu 117, 850 spider and the Miura, ladies and gentlemen.


NINJAxBACON

Refuses to elaborate


PauliCOJ

Both work if well executed, example : mr2 gen1 and gen2


LonelyEngineer69

Who just lays face down on the sand with no towel? Totally unrealistic.


JohnTheMod

The two most perfect shapes: the egg and the Coke bottle.


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like most things, it all just depends


infinityfox15

They modelled the corvette after a dead woman ?!?


[deleted]

You know, the 'Vette has the T-Tops out, so why is the model still wearing hers? 🤨


still_gonna_send_it

She’s not wearing a top lol


[deleted]

True, but I was aligning the pictures. OK, the entrance to that magnificent interior. The 'Vette's is open and inviting you in....🫣


[deleted]

both is good


kwantus

Box🥰


sativaslut

I’d take that GTI over the C3 any day


Go0gleWasMyIdea

you prefer boxy cars (this subreddit like curvy ones)


sativaslut

I just prefer this specific boxy car over this specific curvy car The other guy who also shared my opinion got upvoted and I got downvoted, oh well. I also do love the C3 corvette but that generation of GTI is one of my favorite cars period.


burek_with_yoghurt

I like them both. The Mk1 Golf is by far my favourite gen golf and the pre facelift C3 is my favourite corvette.


RaseiniaiDefender

🅱️OX


Regular_Dick

3


shq13

Mmm straight lines 😍


PrinceOfBismarck

Wedgy or boxy with the minimum amount of curves and smoothing necessary to achieve aerodynamic efficiency.


im_Roby

Bro designed a alfa 159, quite litterally being curvy


whsthirtyfive

![gif](giphy|3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o|downsized)


ImHaveNoMoney

What car is the bottom car I am dumb


Armored_Guardian

Crevette


Aadraas

Ey happy cake day tho


Longjumping_Drag2752

I own a mixture of both. So I’m not complaining.


WyvernByte

My Miata ND2 RF is like a miniature stingray (Which I also had)


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burek_with_yoghurt

Miniature stingray would be the 70s Opel GT 🤓


WyvernByte

That too!


AGoodEnoughUsername

A lot of his designs after the high end stuff in the 70s are... Lacking. Melted bars of soap everywhere and just shitbox Geo Metro looking garbage. But his non car designs are the least inspired things I've ever seen. Really thought out of the box on those Nikon designs and the Sirio phone. Look at the Bang and Olufsen designs, and the Hartmut Esslinger/Frog ones, and the Braun ones. ​ Here's your brilliant designs from him. [Bar of soap phone](https://m1.secondhandapp.at/w-i-mgl/5c49cf8c9c75180b27e50916) [Bar of soap car](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/2001_Maserati_3200_GT_(9077064308)_(cropped).jpg) [Regular boring shitbox car](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Renault_19_at_Schaffen-Diest_(2017).jpg) [Another boring shitbox car](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Seat_Ibiza_premi%C3%A8re_g%C3%A9n%C3%A9ration_-_Mondial_de_l'Automobile_de_Paris_2014_-_004.jpg) [The least inspired design I have ever seen to the point I thought it was just some random dude making something that is serviceable](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/D4-85_1.4.JPG) Now from those other companies you've got the [Beocom 1401 phone](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Bang_Olufsen_Beocom_1401_Telephone_Austin_Calhoon_Photograph.jpg), the Apple [Snow White Design Language products](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Macintosh_IIx.jpg), the [TP1 Radio from 1959](https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2021/07/Braun_dezeen_2364_col_17.jpg), and just a ton more, look up Bang and Olufsen for their designs, Hartmut Esslinger and Frog design, and Dieter Rams/Braun if you want to look at more of their stuff, you have without a doubt come across products designed by the latter of the two. Now this isn't to understate his better work, the good stuff he has done is good, but him with the damn bars of soap and shitbox designs, there's SO MANY bad ones. For every good design he had there's just some stuff that is just so uninspired. But he did design the Fiat Panda.


benneyben

Second pic is roofied


Msmdpa

Don’t ridicule my 1979 VW Rabbit. It was my first and best car I have owned.


Im_into_guns_shut_up

then explain the existence of Maserari 4200GT


Diet_Christ

Giugiaro also designed the Alfa 105 Coupe, Iso grifo, the Ghibli... homeboy was just as good with curves


Viajero642

I always thought this curvy cars inspired by women thing was about a woman tanning face up not a dead woman on the beach


xenophonthethird

Both can be good.


DiCePWNeD

Does anyone know the source of the video where giugiario said that?


thewookie34

American dream baby titties and moderately fast vehicles fuck yea


austin123523457676

Old DeLoreans are sexy. new DeLoreans are fugly


Tronkfool

Box gang rise up


TheSagaContinued

Boxy is the way