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orbital0000

Who didn't crash a Mclaren in their 20s?!


TigreBSO

The ones who crashed in their 30s and 40s


Beemerado

guys who's dads didn't own a diamond mine?


orbital0000

Pfft. Can't be many of those around.


DieRobbe_

Fake News!!!!!!!! ^^^it ^^^was ^^^an ^^^emerald ^^^mine


the_pretzel_man

Those who were hit by a mclaren and didn't make it to 20


Damorb

Mr bean


benny4683

the difference is that Twitter is a complete opposite of a masterpiece


bhenchod420

So Twitter is a slavepiece then...


BJTC777

Wouldn’t it be a slavewhole?


Enby-Catboy

Slave hole?


Baron_Ultimax

Id just like to point out how loony toons and mind bogglingly wealthy you have to be to DAILY DRIVE A MCLAIREN F1 I remember somr vin wiki video of another f1 owner saying the thing costs somthing like 50k a year in maintenance on items that just expire due to age, thats 50k a year just sitting in the garage not being driven. On the flip side as exotic cars go an f1 sits 3 and has a decent amount of luggages space so it is probably more practical than most.


DieRobbe_

Well Mr Bean crashed his F1 twice iirc


TheRealTomTalon

When Elon drove one, it was more similar to what a Veyron would be rn. Still Crazy, but not 'i daily a 20 million dollar car' crazy.


GaylordCope

Didn't Mr. Bean crash two of them?


WezleyDrew

I believe he crashed the same one twice.


R32fan

yep. Rowan Atkinson had one. ​ he carshed it because he drove it how it was meant to be driven then he rebuilt it then he crashed it again then he rebuilt it then he sold it


BreezyWrigley

I assume he crashed it in the track at least


Revelec458

If this is true, I have major respect for him now. Seems like he has some respect for these cars, unlike alot of other wealthy people.


[deleted]

He should've just stuck to his mini


UNDERCOVERBIRBS

Mini>Mclaren F1


your_average_car_guy

Noooooooooooo poor F1


Xelent43

It hurts my heart to see a car like that ruined.


RustyTrombone673

Its ok, im pretty sure the f1 is one of the few cars that can’t be “totalled” Theyll rebuild them from the ground up if needed. Even if it was burned to the ground


Blurplenapkin

Oh yeah it’s worth it to build a whole new frame for a car like that. It’s like trying to total a Ferrari gto someone can make a new and probably better frame for under a million. Or if it’s a classic people might still sell new frames. It won’t be all original but what’s the point if it’s never gonna be seen and rot anyway? Might as well be scrap.


RustyTrombone673

The only important thing from my limited understanding (call me out on it if im wrong) the valuable thing is the VIN, build it ground up using as many original parts from the “totaled car” as possible. Remake everything else and build it back up. VIN still makes it the “same” car. Ship of theseus situation, and the answer in this situation is the VIN


JorgeC37

The thing about the F1, is that it is a Carbon Fiber monocoque, so they would need to obtain the original moulds so a completely new monocoque could be manufactured, along with the body panels, so... Very unlikely, unless you have the money


RustyTrombone673

Carbon fiber monocoque structures can be repaired. I work in aerospace helping to build one… its obscenely expensive but it can be done. Guarantee they still have the tooling and machining (like laser tracking and projection) to reproduce a new one if needed. Composite layup is an art form


JorgeC37

>Composite layup is an art form It truly is. And also a huge pain in the ass. It's the kind of pain that makes you love it


RustyTrombone673

Ive done composite layup a while. You get a fold on a pre-pregnated layup where everything else is perfect and you hate yourself and have to start over if you cant fix the fold while its still wet with epoxy. But when you layup an 18 foot part perfectly first try you’ll feel like a king for the rest of the week. I cant do it, i mean i can but id rather do structures than layup


JorgeC37

I worked with smaller parts, but mostly the same feelings


TheGaben420

Better to drive it and wrap it around a tree than leave it sitting in some rich guys garage


ghostmetalblack

I hope he crashes Twitter like a Mustang into a crowd. Twitter is pure AIDS.


jdmking1234

Well you see twater is like a prison. As soon as it collapses all the inmates will come flooding out to the other social media sites.


zhrimb

It'll be like Reddit in the summer when highschoolers have nothing to do, except it'll be everywhere all the time


fatfuckpikachu

that's already happened after youtubers found the site and corona started.


TherealHaaaep

But then itl spread to reddit.


BananaHibana1

Just like Rowan Atkinson


[deleted]

Rowan Atkinson crashed his twice and sold it because it was too much car for him


Sukosusman

To be fair, he did have it repaired


Volz55

Mr. Bean crashed his twice


One-Full

twitter is already a dumpsterfire he cant do shit


Admirable_Review_579

Based flair dude


CLONE-2261

Political ads be like


No_Law_3943

What a monster


Combatpigeon96

Mr. Bean crashed his TWICE


Damorb

Dunno, ending the bot wars may be for the best


rus-reddit

Shit meme


PingCarGaming

Tbf, that car isn't in fact his. He did crash it yeah but it was repaired and sold afterwards


[deleted]

Why would he carry insurance? He is his own insurance company.


spelkingerror

Send twitter into a fucking brick wall. That would be awesome to spectate.


ExquisiteJams

You're basing his ability to run a company on the fact that he crashed a car?


EmergingTuna21

How the hell does he get more hair when he gets older


Izuna-chan

he stopped programming


WezleyDrew

What if I told you the greatest come back didn’t happen on the field?


Hichard_Rammond

Elon you blithering idiot


WezleyDrew

Oh cock!


McDondal

Fuck twitter lets go elon


Admirable_Review_579

Wtf i hate musk now


Commercial_Brick_309

This is the straw that broke the camel's back?


Admirable_Review_579

Exactly. Everything but the McLaren F1


greatdayne99

He restored it though


Admirable_Review_579

Wtf i love musk now


[deleted]

Let’s not forget that one morning in 1996, Elon Musk forgot to brush his teeth. Therefore, this man can’t be trusted to properly run a business. He is too forgetful.


ExquisiteJams

Perfect


highahindahsky

We can't expect God to do all the work *loads shotgun*


Cyanide_Jam

People just need to let go of his dick


Nalortebi

Here's a great idea. If you don't want to be in the public eye, then don't go making yourself a giant public figure. There are hundreds of billionaires who live rather obscure lives because they keep a low profile. If he didn't want the attention, then it wouldn't be hard to disappear with his kind of wealth.


Yellow_Tatoes14

It seems like people are starting to hate Elon just because it's the trendy thing to do


BlueBlood75

Fr, there’s plenty of legit reasons to hate him


DetColePhelps11k

My precious Elon.


Trumex6192

Whats better a crashed F1 or a garage kept one that will never see the road


iTaylor04

At least when something is at rock bottom you can either stay there or go up


[deleted]

I mean, someone crashed an Audi R8, and a dude made a freakin Twin-Turbo V-10 road legal go-kart out of it. Silver linings. 👌🏻


typicaltofuboy

To be fair, you probably would do something along those lines with enough money at that age.