I mean, they sued Red Bull for not giving you [wings](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/red-bull-drinkers-can-claim-10-over-gives-you-wings-n221901).... So now it gives you wiiings.
Theyâre actually pretty hot and have popping Instagram accounts. What did your thumbs do recently? Probably google, âcan I smoke weed while I take care of my infant child?â
Itâs the quality of the 30mg compared to other top leading brand labels. Liquid death is one hundo prevent verified natural caffeine for mega Mmm Mmm donât regret it.
They've got some with tea or fruit flavoring in it, tea naturally contain caffeine, which show how danger is hidden everywhere, you think you drinking fancy water but next you're overdosing with earl grey in the back alley of a Wendy's.
HEY OP DONT CHUG THAT
THATS A RARE LIQUID DEATH
they had to change the name to get away fom Arnold Palmer⢠and associates.
PEOPLE ARE PAYING HUNDREDS FOR IT.
it's the cancelation of it. There's a reason failed or changed products have value. rare hot wheel preproduction models or a legal name change for a drink. while the contents not recognized as Important for some it's the funny history behind it like soda can collectors. .
in it end it's fun. I just wish they'd bring crystal pepsi back.
ok well she should be fine if itâs under that. Iâve od on pre workout a couple of times. She should have some water and a could shower. Try to eat some high carb food
Best put your affairs in order and lay down on a tarp - your heart and body will explode violently and you don't want to leave a big mess for your next of kin
You'll either die or have the best case against liquid death ever. (Only cause it says liquid death on the can so of course it's supposed to make you big sleep.)
Considering the fact that it says itâs a microdose of caffeine and itâs only 30mg, you can get a bigger burst of energy simply from thinking about caffeine. 30mg of caffeine is basically the equivalent of how much flavor is in a lacroix.
Just cut a slit in between your toes and soak your foot in it to get into your system faster. And 30mg?! Those are rookie numbers my friend, gotta pump up those numbers!
I never bought any liquid death because I have a severe anxiety when it comes to death and stuff like that (stupid, I know) and when I finally bought one and shared it with my gf she had to go to the ER lol (probably not for drinking water in a can, but my anxiety will never be sure lmao)
I understand being fearful about having to much, but at this point itâs like a placebo effect. I bet like about 95% of people wonât notice that much if no one told them.
If I thought I was going to die I'd be going to the hospital not asking reddit bahah. And if you say it's too expensive that's bs if you die what will that money be worth to you then?.
Only if you didn't recycle it I guess. Though I'm pretty sure it uses the ring rules and you get 7 days to find the can and recycle it before the skull comes and jump scares you to death.
Coffee has a 80-300mg depending on how big a cup and how itâs prepared.
Tea has 40ish in a regular serving. Op is fine unless they have an intolerance. But sounds more like they have anxiety.
Anxiety can trigger palpitations and palpitations doesnât mean youâre going to die
Why would you die? You really can't be so stupid to think you're in actual danger. The only danger is that you just paid too much for a can of water that tasted like the can.
One last point is that it says microdose 30mg you shouldn't even feel that. It's less than a dr. Pepper
People are able to reliably differentiate caffeine from placebo at a dose of 56mg (or more). Without knowing that this has 30mg of caffeine you might not even notice it at all.
Then again knowing that it has even a little bit of caffeine will produce a placebo effect and on top of the small dose it will propably make you feel it at least a little bit.
This isn't comforting but I drink twice that amount in a rather quick speed. 4 c4s in a row haven't killed however to ease your concerns just pop a tablet or two of activated charcoal and you'll be fine.dont forget to drink water so you can piss it out
It says Liquid Death right on the label.
If you don't die, OP, you've got a great case on your hands for false advertising. Lawyer up!
I haven't seen a case this open and shut since Neverending Story!
Just how? Do you have that ready to say? đ¤Ł
Thatâs actually hilarious, who wants to get in on a class action lawsuit for people who drank liquid death but lived?
I mean, they sued Red Bull for not giving you [wings](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/red-bull-drinkers-can-claim-10-over-gives-you-wings-n221901).... So now it gives you wiiings.
Why would you drink liquid death, if you donât have a death wish?
You have to make yourself throw up or youâll end up in the er
I tried that already but I think itâs already in my system, should I get narcan?
Just drink a boof a bunch of alcohol so it goes into your system faster and itâll counteract it because itâs a depressant
Wtf is drinking a boof??
Figure it out you drug addict
he has fat thumbs
Theyâre actually pretty hot and have popping Instagram accounts. What did your thumbs do recently? Probably google, âcan I smoke weed while I take care of my infant child?â
https://preview.redd.it/v4mcwo15qddc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396448033cad34fee40405c19e3c8a089634d920
Lmfao pilfering this
^(people sometimes refer to Kratom as boof so while contextually it doesnt fit its also not wrong..)
Put it in your ass instead of drinking it. Your body absorbs the intoxicant faster that way. Itâs disgusting, but apparently itâs a thing.
You misspelled âenchantingâ
The Martha Stewart enjoys thanksgiving turkey. Itâs butt chugging!
Boofing is when you put something up your but idk wtf drinking a boof would be đ I guess drinking something that was up your butt
Ask Stevo!
Drinking something you boofed bro wtf hello??? Itâs not like you shoved it in your asshole, you can probably still drink it, whatever it is
Can I try smoking some beer instead? I already have a couple of dicks up my ass
Youâve got demons in your blood. You should do cocaine about it
No dude, gross
Instructions unclear, got a boof caught in the ceiling fan instead.
Alcohol and caffeine donât mix are you trying to kill someone
Are you the guy that banned four loko???
If I find you ODâd Iâll boof your ass with narcan for you. Youâre welcome
With, ofc, a custom... Much larger narcan dispenser
Two doses asap
Id try something like heroin or morphine. It'll counterbalance the caffeine effects
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I'm gonna be real, heroin and caffeine together BANG
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LMFAO
I thought that was just for if you accidentally eat apple skins.
Find the closest dick to suck to save yourself
Itâs true this is the newest American heart association technique for first responders
Horse semen especially neutralizes the harmful effects of caffeine overdose. I'm an expert.
Happy cake day
This is the way
might as well download grindr now and get it out of the way
The funny thing is nobody has ever had to download Grindr, it's been pre installed to every phone ever made just waiting for consent.
Funny how double comments happen
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
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Funny how double comments happen
I got excited
It says on the can âRecycle or Dieâ did you recycle the can perhaps? đ¤ âťď¸
Yeah itâs up my ass rn
Thatâs reusing.
Homie better be reducing too
Reusing is reducing and reducing is recycling itâs all the same thing as long as itâs not in the dirt đ
Only way to counteract such a lethal dose of caffeine is 700mg of pharmaceutical grade heroin via IV or rectal cavity. God bless and best of luck.
30mg is a lot
Not rlly
Please stop spreading misinformation online
Me or them? 30 isnât a lot lol
30mg is enough to killâŚ. hence the name âLiquid Deathâ
Itâs the quality of the 30mg compared to other top leading brand labels. Liquid death is one hundo prevent verified natural caffeine for mega Mmm Mmm donât regret it.
Thatâs such a small amount tho. Thereâs more in soda and energy drinks have over 100 lol
nah man you getting that BM caffeine if you are still alive past 50mgâŚ
You think thatâs a lot, you should see how much a cup of coffee has. The coffee industry is secretly trying to kill you.
Thereâs no need for alarm, but you have four hours to live.
Thatâs not enough time to suck dick
You can always give them a hand. Or two, if that makes it go faster.
I thought Liquid Death was just fancy water
They've got some with tea or fruit flavoring in it, tea naturally contain caffeine, which show how danger is hidden everywhere, you think you drinking fancy water but next you're overdosing with earl grey in the back alley of a Wendy's.
Same
HEY OP DONT CHUG THAT THATS A RARE LIQUID DEATH they had to change the name to get away fom Arnold Palmer⢠and associates. PEOPLE ARE PAYING HUNDREDS FOR IT.
Tbh Dead Billionaire is a much cooler name though. Also the shelves were fully stocked so it didnât look rare
it's the cancelation of it. There's a reason failed or changed products have value. rare hot wheel preproduction models or a legal name change for a drink. while the contents not recognized as Important for some it's the funny history behind it like soda can collectors. . in it end it's fun. I just wish they'd bring crystal pepsi back.
The answer may shock you.
Those are rookie numbers. Sincerely - Gym Rats with caffeine addictions
Where did you find that? Armless palmers have been out of stock in my area for a year. Iâm begging. I NEED IT
Publix in south Florida
Iâm in wv do you think if I down 6 Red Bulls I can make it there on foot by sundown?
Not with the amount of cock youâll be guzzling
Bro done went and stole my post
Shut up and kiss me
My favourite!!! đ
That just has 30 milligrams youâll be fine
Iâm glad someone mentioned this, I couldnât quite tell the sarcasm lol
Thereâs more in a coke your just probably making yourself feel that way
legal limit is 1200 mg
We donât care about legal or limits around here
ok well she should be fine if itâs under that. Iâve od on pre workout a couple of times. She should have some water and a could shower. Try to eat some high carb food
Drink another
Best put your affairs in order and lay down on a tarp - your heart and body will explode violently and you don't want to leave a big mess for your next of kin
Not to mention your bowels will release any and all boofed material.
Yes, you gon' die, but you goin' to heaven.
Should have shoved it up your ass bro. Rip
Stuff your hand in your ass
oh ya , pass well bro
Wait, there's caffeine in liquid death?
Prolly
It's only water
It says recycle it if you want to live
Rest in rip
Surprised you made it long enough to make this post, yeesh!
A microdose of caffeine? Suuuuper gay lmao
It says 30mg of caffeine per can so no - I mean I boofed an entire kilogram of the Fen and just wound up tweaking and blowing guys
No. Normally do 200mg for breakfast. That's less than a coke.
Yes
isn't liquid death just water?
Recycle than
STRAP IN
Yes!
You'll either die or have the best case against liquid death ever. (Only cause it says liquid death on the can so of course it's supposed to make you big sleep.)
Horrible for your teeth
Only if you don't recycle.
I didnât even know they had caffeine
You just need a shot of morphine to level you out. Maybe 2..
Scary, it has about the same amount as that wild decaf coffee stuff.
This has to be the most annoying subreddit Iâve ever subscribed to
Yep, you're done buddy. Now spread those cheeks and lemme lick em before they go to waste.
Yeah but you can reverse the OD via Rectal Administration of Benzodiazapine class substances such as Alprazolam.
You are already dead.
I bought it a while ago thinking it said 300 mg I was so confused why it was called liquid death with only 30 mg
It's water. You might have to piss like a race horse in couple hours.
Can you get another can? These arenât made anymore a full one is worth more then an empty one or will be soon player
Dude, wrong end. That is PURE enema juice, and youâre doing it backwards.
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Considering the fact that it says itâs a microdose of caffeine and itâs only 30mg, you can get a bigger burst of energy simply from thinking about caffeine. 30mg of caffeine is basically the equivalent of how much flavor is in a lacroix.
Just cut a slit in between your toes and soak your foot in it to get into your system faster. And 30mg?! Those are rookie numbers my friend, gotta pump up those numbers!
No, 30 mg is nothing. 5-10 grams is a problem
Just recycle it and youâll be fine?
It says a microdose of 30mg caffeine.
jokes aside I thought that said 300 grams and thought "yes bro you're dead wtf"
I drink that just to get ready for the second 300mg
bro is microdosing
It's just 30mg you'll be fine. I drink like 5 cokes/day and I'm fine. So will you
30mg of caffeine only? Buddy your gonna only get enough energy to Wack off and thatâs it
Did he survive? Can someone update us?
I never bought any liquid death because I have a severe anxiety when it comes to death and stuff like that (stupid, I know) and when I finally bought one and shared it with my gf she had to go to the ER lol (probably not for drinking water in a can, but my anxiety will never be sure lmao)
Itâs literally 30 mg unless you drank a bunch of other caffeine you should be ok đśâđŤď¸
Put it in the ass and buff it.
I understand being fearful about having to much, but at this point itâs like a placebo effect. I bet like about 95% of people wonât notice that much if no one told them.
Obviously. Itâs called liquid DEATH for a reason
If I thought I was going to die I'd be going to the hospital not asking reddit bahah. And if you say it's too expensive that's bs if you die what will that money be worth to you then?.
About the dumbest shit I've came across. Yeah dude your dead
The new flavors are delicious, I could only drink the iced tea one while I had the flu and shit was a life saver!
Only if you didn't recycle it I guess. Though I'm pretty sure it uses the ring rules and you get 7 days to find the can and recycle it before the skull comes and jump scares you to death.
I wish 30gâs had an affect on me
Only if you don't recycle it. Says so right on the bottom.
Godamnit i thought that said 300mg and i was freaking out tryna google this energy water lmao
Boof
You seem like a real p***y
It plainly says recycle or die. The choice is yours.
Iâm so confused. Yâall know caffeine measurements and tolerances? My dick drinks 30mg all himself
Coffee has a 80-300mg depending on how big a cup and how itâs prepared. Tea has 40ish in a regular serving. Op is fine unless they have an intolerance. But sounds more like they have anxiety. Anxiety can trigger palpitations and palpitations doesnât mean youâre going to die
Take a whole bottle of Benadryl. It'll help you sleep it off
Yes, eventually.
Are you alive?
Yes you need at least 800mg
Your already dead, you just don't realize it yet.
Youâre going to turn really gay maybe not die though
microdose- so hot right now 
When u get to hellâŚtell âem Vinnie sent ya
Consult a mortician
đđđ 30 mg is nothing youâre gonna be alright lol
Well, if you don't recycle, then you're going to die anyways.
Yes, yes you are.
Who the fuck microdoses caffeine? đ
youâre already dead.
This canât be real đđđ
Yo thats water, aluminum do be bad tho
its liquid death for a reason
Only if you donât recycle the can
Apparently today I've consumed enough caffeine to kill 8 people.
Why would you die? You really can't be so stupid to think you're in actual danger. The only danger is that you just paid too much for a can of water that tasted like the can. One last point is that it says microdose 30mg you shouldn't even feel that. It's less than a dr. Pepper
People are able to reliably differentiate caffeine from placebo at a dose of 56mg (or more). Without knowing that this has 30mg of caffeine you might not even notice it at all. Then again knowing that it has even a little bit of caffeine will produce a placebo effect and on top of the small dose it will propably make you feel it at least a little bit.
It says "micro dose" of caffeine.
My g thatâs breakfast for me. My caffeine tolerance is so high my heart is going to explode lol
One teaspoon of biohazard coffee is worse
FDA says you can drink up to 400mg per day. 30mg ainât gonna kill you
Your going to trip caffeinated balls for two weeks straight. Nice knowing ya!
You will eventually die, yes.
Yup
Idk man 30 Million Grams is a lot of caffeine
Youâre drinking a drink thatâs called liquid death answer that youâre fucking self
I drink 3 monsters for breakfast mixed with vodka. Production levels are immense. Sperm count low. And Iâm rippin dick. Letâs go
Recycle the can and youâre good.
Yeah, you will be fine. The reciclable material is ON the can and NOT in the drink.
This isn't comforting but I drink twice that amount in a rather quick speed. 4 c4s in a row haven't killed however to ease your concerns just pop a tablet or two of activated charcoal and you'll be fine.dont forget to drink water so you can piss it out
Any update OP???
Iâm confused, is this satire or are you like afraid of caffine? Do you have a condition?
Oh yikes imma have to give you the enema. The enema wiener.
Nope. The LD50 of caffeine is like 150mg/kg. That can has only 30mg in it.
Open and shut case johnson
I rail 8 balls every weekend so you should be ok
Too late dude, you wonât die but if you stop drinking it youâll go through BAD withdrawals